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Does It Fart?

Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Ways of Leaving

Author : Grant Jarrett
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1940716403
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Ways of Leaving written by Grant Jarrett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-11 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2014 International Book Awards in Fiction: Best New Fiction, Ways of Leaving introduces readers to an anti-hero as charming and flawed as Tony Soprano. Following the death of his father, the loss of his job, and the failure of his marriage, Chase Stoller returns home to try to reconstruct his life. But bad habits, like alcoholism, sex addiction, and poor impulse control, make his homecoming as problematic as his screwed-up life. A suicidal depressive, Chase pushes people away with his anger and self-pity. His frustrations spill out in uncontrollable torrents that will have you howling with laughter. Despite his abrasive exterior, you’ll appreciate his honesty and sympathize with his predicaments.

Are You What You Eat?

Author : DK
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1465443290
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (654 download)

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Download or read book Are You What You Eat? written by DK and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-04-14 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A kids' guide to fun fueling: what foods to eat and why Are You What You Eat? takes you on a fascinating journey of discovery to reveal the amazingly complex machine that is your body and the billions of cells and building blocks it is made of. Packed with surprising facts, quizzes and questions, you will find out about the best fuels to keep in peak condition, and at the same time, explore the positive way that healthy eating affects every aspect of your life and day-to-day activities.

The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook

Author : Samantha Shorkey
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1646111060
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (461 download)

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Book Synopsis The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook by : Samantha Shorkey

Download or read book The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook written by Samantha Shorkey and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-02-18 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Plant power for vegan bodybuilders—the essential cookbook When it comes to gaining muscle, protein is king in the nutrient world, but you don't have to be a carnivore to get "swole." Plants contain the nutrients needed to support your bodybuilding efforts. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook is your comprehensive guide to keep you on track towards shredded success. Learn to complement your training regimen with a plant-based diet featuring 102 delicious recipes, nutritional guidance, and meal plans. With the knowledge presented in this book, you will be on the way to achieving your bodybuilding goals and gaining enormous health benefits. The Vegan Bodybuilder's Cookbook includes: Powerful options—Take your pick from one of the three one-week meal plans, each designed to help you reach the pinnacle of your bodybuilding program. The healthy goods—From shopping lists and dietary information to meal prep advice, this book is jacked with everything you need to succeed in bodybuilding. Facts, facts, facts—Did you know 1 cup of almonds has the same amount of protein as 1 cup of chicken? This book is loaded with important information. If you're looking for a vegan cookbook that supports bodybuilding, look no further than this one.

The Complete Book of Farts

Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110154757X
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

"I fart in your general direction!"

Author : Don H. Corrigan
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476650284
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

Don't Pull That Plug

Author : Terrell L. Clima
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 146911500X
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (691 download)

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Download or read book Don't Pull That Plug written by Terrell L. Clima and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-02-18 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is an amazing story of a woman whose husband has had a horrific accident. The resultant voyage begins in a situation similar to a Stygian hell; yet her faith transforms the situation, day by day, into a journey of hope and redemption. Terrells courage and love, along with her undying faith in God, allow her and her husband to heal and begin the long journey back to life and love. This account should be read by everyone who has had to deal with trauma, disappointment, and roadblocks in the journey of life. All those who have had to cope with addiction or have a loved one who has been an addict will also find hope and redemption in this wonderful account of overcoming unbeatable odds Patti Weiss, PhD, psychologist specializing in troubled teens Terrell has written a book that takes you from the depths of uncontrollable addiction and a near-death experience to the long road to recovery and the Lord. Anyone that knows a person going through brain-injury recovery must read this book! A story of faith, prayers, and true lovethe love of God! Kim Allgrezza, freelance editor For more information on traumatic brain injuries, please go to http://TBI.com, http://TBINET.org, and http://www.braininjury.com

Nogo Gogo

Author :
Publisher : Bugady Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Nogo Gogo written by and published by Bugady Books. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flooding the market with a funky pill is the last hope for a squirrelly pink sheet company. While scheming to maximize her holdings, the medical counsel for the drug (Nogo) discovers a peculiar strain of lettuce that induces bizarre, paranormal changes. The lettuce is grown by Gogo, a weird cult headed by a dazzling guru. Two unlikely heroes are imprisoned in the castle turret and fed a diet of the unusual lettuce. They evolve intellect beyond enlightenment and fortitude never seen before. Nogo proves deadly and a big supply of the magic lettuce must be shipped fast, or else we're doomed!

I Dreamed the Animals: Kaneuketat: The Life of an Innu Hunter

Author :
Publisher : Berghahn Books
ISBN 13 : 9781845458737
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (587 download)

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Download or read book I Dreamed the Animals: Kaneuketat: The Life of an Innu Hunter written by and published by Berghahn Books. This book was released on with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is Kaniuekutat's book. In it, he tells the story of his life and that of Innu culture in the northern parts of Labrador. The pages of this book are filled with the voice of Kaniuekutat giving his account of an Innu hunter's life and the problems and distress that have been caused by sedentarization and village life. Kaniuekutat invites us to see Innu society and culture from the inside, the way he lives it and reflects upon it. He was greatly concerned that young Innu may lose their traditional culture and the skills necessary to make a living as hunters, and wanted to convey a message: the Innu must take care of their language, their culture and their traditions.

I Dreamed the Animals

Author : Georg Henriksen
Publisher : Berghahn Books
ISBN 13 : 1800730225
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book I Dreamed the Animals written by Georg Henriksen and published by Berghahn Books. This book was released on 2021-11 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is Kaniuekutat's book. In it, he tells the story of his life and that of Innu culture in the northern parts of Labrador. The pages of this book are filled with the voice of Kaniuekutat giving his account of an Innu hunter's life and the problems and distress that have been caused by sedentarization and village life. Kaniuekutat invites us to see Innu society and culture from the inside, the way he lives it and reflects upon it. He was greatly concerned that young Innu may lose their traditional culture and the skills necessary to make a living as hunters, and wanted to convey a message: the Innu must take care of their language, their culture and their traditions.

101 Things You Need To Know. . . And Some You Don't!

Author : Richard Horne
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 0802796745
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book 101 Things You Need To Know. . . And Some You Don't! written by Richard Horne and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-08-21 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Challenges young readers to master a list of one hundred and one trivia questions by detailing the answer to each question and then asking readers related--and often humorous--questions about them.

Octopussy

Author : Robin D. Gill
Publisher : Paraverse Press
ISBN 13 : 0974261858
Total Pages : 505 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (742 download)

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Download or read book Octopussy written by Robin D. Gill and published by Paraverse Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 505 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 17-syllabet Japanese poems about human foibles, sans season (i.e., not haiku), were introduced a half-century ago by RH Blyth in two books, "Edo Satirical Verse Anthologies" and "Japanese Life and Character in Senryu." Blyth regretted having to introduce not the best senryu, but only the best that were clean enough to pass the censors. In this anthology, compiled, translated and essayed by Robin D. Gill, like Blyth, a renowned translator of thousands of haiku, we find 1,300 of the senryu (and zappai) that would once have been dangerous to publish. The book is not just an anthology of dirty poems such as Legman's classic "Limericks" or Burford's delightful "Bawdy Verse," but probing essays of thirty themes representative of the eros - both real and imaginary - of Edo, at the time, the world's largest city. Japanese themselves use senryu for historical documentation of social attitudes and cultural practices; thousands of senryu (and the related zappai), including many poems we might consider obscene, serve as examples in the Japanese equivalent of the OED (nipponkokugodaijiten). The specialized argot, obscure allusions and ellipsis that make reading dirty senryu a delightful riddle for one who knows just enough to be challenged yet not defeated, make them impenetrable to outsiders, so this educational yet entertaining resource has not been accessible to most students of Japanese (and the limited translations prove that even professors have difficulty with it). This book tries to accomplish the impossible: it includes all the information - original poems, pronunciation, explanation, glossary - needed to help specialists improve their senryu reading skills, while refraining from full citations to leave plenty of room for the curious monolingual to skip about the eclectic goodies. [Published simultaneously with two titles as an experiment.]

The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1645175030
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (451 download)

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Download or read book The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!

Good for Your Gut

Author : Desiree Nielsen
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735240655
Total Pages : 450 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book Good for Your Gut written by Desiree Nielsen and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-05-03 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *WINNER OF A 2023 IACP COOKBOOK AWARD* *SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2023 TASTE CANADA AWARDS* A gut-friendly, plant-based approach to digestive health with delicious recipes you can feel good about eating. Understanding how our gut impacts our overall well-being has grown to the point that better digestive health is essential for everyone—not just for those with digestive conditions. A well-functioning gut means a healthy body and a healthy life. Registered dietitian Desiree Nielsen explains the gut health and mind-body connection and guides you toward a deeper understanding of what it means to be healthy, with strategies to heal your gut when it’s imbalanced. In Good for Your Gut, you’ll discover how to fuel gut health with anti-inflammatory plant-based foods and lifestyle strategies—from movement to managing stress—for a truly holistic approach to health and wellness. Featuring over 90 beautifully illustrated plant-based recipes created to protect, heal, or soothe your gut, with meal plans for each core area of digestive health. All the recipes are packed with flavour and delicious to eat, even if you don’t have tummy troubles, and are ideal for a healthy plant-forward lifestyle. Inside you’ll find delicious, gut-friendly recipes including: • Pumpkin Oat Pancakes • Chickpea Umami Burgers • Lentil Walnut Loaf • Sticky Sesame Tofu with Bok Choy • Spiced Tahini Roasted Squash • Amazing Seeded Grain-Free Bread • Matcha Chocolate Cups • Lemon Olive Oil Cake Along with expert advice and the latest research, Good for Your Gut is packed with information on the best foods to improve your digestion and the most effective ways to support your gut health.

Rose, Rose, I Love You

Author : Zhenhe Wang
Publisher : Columbia University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780231112024
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Rose, Rose, I Love You written by Zhenhe Wang and published by Columbia University Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An English-language school for prostitutes opens in Taiwan. It is the brainchild of a pimp who is keen to improve service for American soldiers on R & R from the Vietnam War. A first novel.

The Beautiful Dead

Author : Belinda Bauer
Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
ISBN 13 : 0802189989
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book The Beautiful Dead written by Belinda Bauer and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heart-stopping thriller from the award-winning crime fiction author whose “novels are almost indecently gripping and enjoyable” (Sophie Hannah, New York Times–bestselling author). Belinda Bauer is a British crime writer of the highest caliber, whose smart, stylish novels have captivated readers and reviewers on both sides of the Atlantic and earned her a reputation as “the true heir to the great Ruth Rendell” (The Mail on Sunday). The Beautiful Dead is a riveting narrative centered on a down-on-her-luck journalist and a serial killer desperate for the spotlight. TV crime reporter Eve Singer’s career is flagging, but that starts to change when she covers a spate of bizarre murders—each one committed in public and advertised like an art exhibition. When the killer contacts Eve about her coverage of his crimes, she is suddenly on the inside of the biggest murder investigation of the decade. But as the killer becomes increasingly obsessed with her, Eve realizes there’s a thin line between inside information and becoming an accomplice to murder—possibly her own. “Bauer’s novel unfolds like an episode of Criminal Minds, with rapid-fire plotting.” —Entertainment Weekly

Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2: Defiled

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1624545440
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 2: Defiled written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Defiled is the second episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.