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I Didnt Fart My Butt Blew You A Kiss Happy Valentines Day
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Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss Happy Valentine's Day by : Emma aromwin
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss Happy Valentine's Day written by Emma aromwin and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-31 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Funny Valentine's Day Gift For funny naughty gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband Better Than a Simple Card. GET YOURS TODAY! (6"x9" inch). 110 Pages. High Quality Cover Design.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Ass Blew You a Kiss by : V. T. S. Valentine PUBLISHING
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Ass Blew You a Kiss written by V. T. S. Valentine PUBLISHING and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-25 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: * A Wonderful Gift Under 10.00! Funny Novelty Valentines Notebook Daily Diary / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Gear up for the upcoming valentine year and get organized with this notebook. A great place to keep track of your class schedule, to-do list, and agendas. Makes an excellent valentines gift for any special person in your life. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 page Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Book Synopsis I Do Not Fart My Butt Always Blow You A Kiss by : Sweary Love Publishing
Download or read book I Do Not Fart My Butt Always Blow You A Kiss written by Sweary Love Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need a personalized Gift for your loved ones? This unique journal is uniquely designed to help your loves ones take notes, doodle, write down thoughts and ideas, and lots more. The Best Gift For Valentines Day, Birthday Celebration The best gift to give your friends and loved ones at holiday seasons such as Christmas and New Year seasons. It can also serve as unique presents for Birthday parties, Anniversary parties, and lots more. Features: Made In USA Size 6 x 9 Customized 100 unique pages Soft Matte cover Designed to fit into bags to carry around Intrigued yet? What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click on the BUY BUTTON now. Please check our brand name for more unique designs.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss by : Johannes Berg
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss written by Johannes Berg and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office! This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office. It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place. Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire. Your new notebook includes: Fresh white paper 100 pages 6x9 inch format Paper color: White We have even more wonderful titles that you'll enjoy! Be sure to click on the author name for other great notebook ideas.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss by : Bodo Koch
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss written by Bodo Koch and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office! This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office. It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place. Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire. Your new notebook includes: Fresh white paper 100 pages 6x9 inch format Paper color: White We have even more wonderful titles that you'll enjoy! Be sure to click on the author name for other great notebook ideas.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss by : Press
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss written by Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes girls just want to have fun! This fun unicorn notebook/journal is the perfect place to write down whatever comes to mind -- from phone numbers and to-do lists to brilliant ideas and happiness reminders. It is stuffed with 50+ pages of lined paper for writing and 50+ pages of blank paper for doodling or drawing and each page has a decorative unicorn icon in the corner, just for fun! Unicorn notebooks are great for girls, teens, women and kids who love to journal, doodle, write letters, or just stay organized. With the saying "Never Stop Dreaming" on the full-color matte SOFT cover, this notebook will remind you to always follow your dreams. With custom sized pages (8.5" x 11"), this unicorn journal and doodle book is the perfect size for school, home or work. Cute Notebooks are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Gifts for Graduating Students Co-worker/Boss Gifts Journals & Planners Doodle Diaries Gift Baskets & Stocking Stuffers And much more
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Just Blew You a Kiss- Notebook 120 Pages: 6''x 9'' College Ruled Lined by : Frank H. Publishing
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Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss by : Grit Kellner
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss written by Grit Kellner and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-30 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office! This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office. It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place. Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire. Your new notebook includes: Fresh white paper 100 pages 6x9 inch format Paper color: White We have even more wonderful titles that you'll enjoy! Be sure to click on the author name for other great notebook ideas.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss by : Weekly planner
Download or read book I Didn't Fart My Butt Blew You a Kiss written by Weekly planner and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SIZE: 6" X 9" PAPER: Lined on White Paper PAGES: 120 Pages, COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Great gift for kids, teens, men, and women This notebook is the perfect addition to any note taker, artist, journaling scholar, teacher or office for that fun look! Uses Notebook: Use it for taking notes in class, work, Church or at meetings.
Book Synopsis I Love You Even Though You Fart When We're in Bed Together It's Like Your Ass Is Blowing Kisses by : Emma aromwin
Download or read book I Love You Even Though You Fart When We're in Bed Together It's Like Your Ass Is Blowing Kisses written by Emma aromwin and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-02 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Funny Valentine's Day Gift, anniversary gift, Better Than a Simple Card. GET YOURS TODAY! (6"x9" inch). 110 Pages. High Quality Cover Design.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Fart, I Just Burped Out the Wrong End! by : One Love Publishing
Download or read book I Didn't Fart, I Just Burped Out the Wrong End! written by One Love Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our Funny and Romantic Lined Notebook is the perfect Gift for Valentine's Day, Birthday, Christmas or Anniversary. It comes with a beautiful cover design and a powerful message in the interior (go to look inside and check first page), in addition to high quality lined pages for journaling and notes taking. Premium lined notebook - 120 Pages Beautifully printed cover design Sheet size: 6" x 9" Makes great gift for Valentine's Day, Birthday or Anniversary Sturdy matte softcover to support the inner papers Easy to flip the paper Writing lines printed on both sides of the page Popular lined notebook great for journaling or daily note-taking We offer you an advanced romantic gift with the price of a regular one Get Yours Today! We have other Funny And Romantic Gifts for men and women of all ages. Please visit our author's page to find other cool gifts for you and your loved ones.
Download or read book Git-R-Done written by Larry the Cable Guy and published by Crown. This book was released on 2006-06-06 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.
Book Synopsis I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by : Maya Angelou
Download or read book I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings written by Maya Angelou and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-07-21 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide. Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old and back at her mother’s side in St. Louis, Maya is attacked by a man many times her age—and has to live with the consequences for a lifetime. Years later, in San Francisco, Maya learns that love for herself, the kindness of others, her own strong spirit, and the ideas of great authors (“I met and fell in love with William Shakespeare”) will allow her to be free instead of imprisoned. Poetic and powerful, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings will touch hearts and change minds for as long as people read. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings liberates the reader into life simply because Maya Angelou confronts her own life with such a moving wonder, such a luminous dignity.”—James Baldwin From the Paperback edition.
Download or read book Born a Crime written by Trevor Noah and published by One World. This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • More than one million copies sold! A “brilliant” (Lupita Nyong’o, Time), “poignant” (Entertainment Weekly), “soul-nourishing” (USA Today) memoir about coming of age during the twilight of apartheid “Noah’s childhood stories are told with all the hilarity and intellect that characterizes his comedy, while illuminating a dark and brutal period in South Africa’s history that must never be forgotten.”—Esquire Winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor and an NAACP Image Award • Named one of the best books of the year by The New York Time, USA Today, San Francisco Chronicle, NPR, Esquire, Newsday, and Booklist Trevor Noah’s unlikely path from apartheid South Africa to the desk of The Daily Show began with a criminal act: his birth. Trevor was born to a white Swiss father and a black Xhosa mother at a time when such a union was punishable by five years in prison. Living proof of his parents’ indiscretion, Trevor was kept mostly indoors for the earliest years of his life, bound by the extreme and often absurd measures his mother took to hide him from a government that could, at any moment, steal him away. Finally liberated by the end of South Africa’s tyrannical white rule, Trevor and his mother set forth on a grand adventure, living openly and freely and embracing the opportunities won by a centuries-long struggle. Born a Crime is the story of a mischievous young boy who grows into a restless young man as he struggles to find himself in a world where he was never supposed to exist. It is also the story of that young man’s relationship with his fearless, rebellious, and fervently religious mother—his teammate, a woman determined to save her son from the cycle of poverty, violence, and abuse that would ultimately threaten her own life. The stories collected here are by turns hilarious, dramatic, and deeply affecting. Whether subsisting on caterpillars for dinner during hard times, being thrown from a moving car during an attempted kidnapping, or just trying to survive the life-and-death pitfalls of dating in high school, Trevor illuminates his curious world with an incisive wit and unflinching honesty. His stories weave together to form a moving and searingly funny portrait of a boy making his way through a damaged world in a dangerous time, armed only with a keen sense of humor and a mother’s unconventional, unconditional love.
Book Synopsis Ender Saga 01. Ender's Game by : Orson Scott Card
Download or read book Ender Saga 01. Ender's Game written by Orson Scott Card and published by Orbit Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Child-hero Ender Wiggin must fight a desperate battle against a deadly alien race if mankind is to survive.
Book Synopsis Journey to the End of the Night by : Louis-Ferdinand Céline
Download or read book Journey to the End of the Night written by Louis-Ferdinand Céline and published by Calder Publications Limited. This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it was published in 1932, this revolutionary first fiction redefined the art of the novel with its black humor, its nihilism, and its irreverent, explosive writing style, and made Louis-Ferdinand Celine one of France's--and literature's--most important 20th-century writers. The picaresque adventures of Bardamu, the sarcastic and brilliant antihero of Journey to the End of the Night move from the battlefields of World War I (complete with buffoonish officers and cowardly soldiers), to French West Africa, the United States, and back to France in a style of prose that's lyrical, hallucinatory, and hilariously scathing toward nearly everybody and everything. Yet, beneath it all one can detect a gentle core of idealism.
Book Synopsis Consider Your Ass Kissed by : Ruta Lee
Download or read book Consider Your Ass Kissed written by Ruta Lee and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A biography of singer, dancer and actress Ruta Lee
