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Book Synopsis How to Fart at School ... by : Adrian Besley
Download or read book How to Fart at School ... written by Adrian Besley and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive guide to playing tricks in school Be the envy of your classmates and the talk of the staff room! This book contains tons of tricks that will crown you the pran-King (or Queen) of your school. School can be a be a dull place (unless you're a teacher's pet) so every now and then someone has to step up and break the tedium. Nothing improves a boring lesson like a well-timed fart--it's guaranteed to stimulate lively debate (whodunnit?) and may even signal an early break. This is the ultimate guide to practical jokes--designed to liven up your timetable and make you the hero of the classroom. There are 68 cunning tricks, each one carefully explained and given a difficulty rating, or kudos should you actually get away with it!
Book Synopsis How to Hold a Fart In by : Don Henderson
Download or read book How to Hold a Fart In written by Don Henderson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-13 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're on a date, sitting in math class, or just in a room full of people in a really quiet place and you feel the urge to pass gas. In an ideal world, you would be able to just run off and let the fart out of your system, but you may not always have the option. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is to hold in your fart to avoid embarrassment. So how do you do it?Have you ever suffered from gas during class or school? Remember that farting is not a sign of unhealthiness. It happens to everyone. Still, it's embarrassing. Follow these simple steps to try to cover up your fart. This book will answer your questions and show you the methods: How a fart works How to hold your fart for long periods of time How to stop your gut from making a whale sound from holding in a fart How to manage to fart when you start living together as a couple How to stop farting during sex ...and many more!
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.
Download or read book First Day Farts written by Taco Superboom and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Book Synopsis The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book (for Boys and Daring Girls ) by : Felix Fartbaum Jnr
Download or read book The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book (for Boys and Daring Girls ) written by Felix Fartbaum Jnr and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farts! Like it or not kids love books about farting and author Felix Fartbaum brings an hilarious new approach to the subject of noxious gas eruptions that children of all ages will just love! The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book is so much more than a list of fart noises and names for different fart types! As it name suggests this is a book that contains lots of help for kids so that they can use their own toxic odors to go out and prank the world! Take a look at the fun inside the book: Why Write A Fart Book? ( About Felix Fartbaum Jnr) Foods That Help Percolate The LOUDEST & STINKIEST Farts Understanding Fart SOS Your Fart Prank Ranking Guide Fart Dare #1- Kindergarten: "Pull MY Finger Revisited!" Fart Dare #2 - Fart Bombing Your Family At Peak Hour Fart Dare #3 - The Who Dunnit? Challenge Fart Dare #4 - SBD Sneak Up Fart Dare #5 - There Is Strength In Numbers FART WORD DICTIONARY While this book is fairly and squarely aimed at self reading kids in the 7-11 years category, children of all ages will enjoy sharing the hilarious tales troubles and dares of Felix Fartbaum when the book is read with an adult. Hit the orange Buy Now Button and start reading the fartabulous, fartastic adventures of Felix Fartbaum Jnr!"
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Book Synopsis The Not So Noble Gases Farts Collegeblock by : Science Publishing
Download or read book The Not So Noble Gases Farts Collegeblock written by Science Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are schoolchildren or college student? Then this school block is perfect for you. The perfect journal book for teenager, kids, men or women or anyone else who loves science . Grab this notebook to capture your new ideas during the next science lesson . This book has the perfect size for writing, journaling and note taking everywhere. The perfect gift idea for birthday, Christmas or any gift giving occasion.
Download or read book Joy Write written by Ralph Fletcher and published by Heinemann Educational Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A writer needs wide latitude so she can bring all her intelligence to the task," Ralph observes. "Assigning a particular format -- a hamburger essay, for instance -- would curtail this play, if not eliminate it entirely." That's why, instead of teacher-driven assignments, Joy Write shares the whys and the how of giving students time and autonomy for the playful, low-stakes writing that leads to surprising, high-level growth. First Ralph makes the case for carving out classroom time for low-stakes writing, despite pressure to focus on persuasive essays and test prep. Then he shares five big ideas for choice-driven, authentic, informal writing -- deeply engaging work that kids want to do. He also provides numerous suggestions for helping students build and flex their writing muscles, increase their stamina, and develop passion for expressing themselves with the written word. -- Provided by publisher.
Book Synopsis Fart and Burp are Superstinkers by : Zoë Foster Blake
Download or read book Fart and Burp are Superstinkers written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier. But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say, YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . . Could being smelly ever be a force for good? A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero. Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Be ready for some powerful pongs, the Superstinkers are in town!
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me Home by : Ben Jackson
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me Home written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-28 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!
Book Synopsis Someone Farted by : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Book Synopsis Fart Monster and Me: the New School by : Tim Miller
Download or read book Fart Monster and Me: the New School written by Tim Miller and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-23 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stone Beach Primary is not ready for Ben Dugan and his new best friend. The teachers don't know what they're in for. The students don't know what they'll be smelling. Even Ben is unsure that he'll survive the first day.
Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.
Book Synopsis The Fart That Saved the World by : M.c. Gill
Download or read book The Fart That Saved the World written by M.c. Gill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-31 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Great Farting Power Comes Great Farting Responsibility...to Save the World! Lance's farts were loud and stinky, which he thought was a bad thing. Little did he know that he was going to have to use his gross butt blasters to save the world! Lance thought dealing with the class bully and nervous farts were going to be the worst parts of his school year...He couldn't have been more wrong. What seems like a fun field trip turns dangerous as Lance and his genius BFF Aiden encounter an evil botanist with killer plants and a killer plan! Are Lance's super farts and Aiden's super smarts enough to prevent the world from being destroyed? ________________________________________ The Fart That Saved the World: The Deadly Field Trip is a Chapter Book With Illustrations, Great For Kids (and Adults) Who Are Looking to Laugh Out Loud! "A hilarious book to read with your kids. It made me laugh hysterically, so much that I couldn't continue until the laughter subsided" - Loanna, Amazon reviewer of The Fart That Saved the World
Book Synopsis The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey by : Sam Lawrence
Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey written by Sam Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-19 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.
