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Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781446346457
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (464 download)
Download or read book How Do You Light a Fart written by Bobby Mercer and published by . This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440519870
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book How Do You Light a Fart? written by Bobby Mercer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-04-18 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Author : P. J. Whitehill
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1435734424
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (357 download)
Download or read book Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting written by P. J. Whitehill and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Author : Dan DiSorbo
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452105022
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Dan DiSorbo and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Author : Scott A. Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762454466
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)
Download or read book Fart Dictionary written by Scott A. Sorensen and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 1583940855
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (839 download)
Download or read book The Zen of Farting written by Reepah Gud Wan and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-09-11 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'
Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 158008348X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110154757X
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author : Don H. Corrigan
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476650284
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)
Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Author : Gloria Klein
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304570835
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (45 download)
Download or read book A Metaphysical and Anecdotal Consideration of the Fart written by Gloria Klein and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-03-07 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book that breaks new wind on the subject of farts and the meaning of life. It will be feared by tyrants everywhere.
Author : Jamie Grant
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039115691
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (391 download)
Download or read book Farts are like Snowflakes written by Jamie Grant and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-09-20 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
Author : Ben Applebaum
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452124213
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Ben Applebaum and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.
Author : Sarah Royal
Publisher : RP Minis
ISBN 13 : 9780762463787
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (637 download)
Download or read book Brain Fart written by Sarah Royal and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.
Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Sky Pony
ISBN 13 : 9781510724358
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (243 download)
Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Author : Scootchie Turdlow
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 1583941134
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (839 download)
Download or read book Little Lord Farting Boy written by Scootchie Turdlow and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Putting a modern twist on "Little Lord Fauntleroy," this story about a little bear who is the butt of constant jokes encourages children to stand up to bullying and not take teasing too personally. Full color.
Author : Benjamin Bart
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1782431411
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (824 download)
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
