Horny Ever After

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543041057
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (41 download)

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Book Synopsis Horny Ever After by : Melissa Wright

Download or read book Horny Ever After written by Melissa Wright and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-15 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Both elated and refreshed after her break in the Caribbean with her girlfriends, and the erotic affair she enjoyed with Sean the Surfing Bartender, Sam settles back into her role as a working mom. Things don't stay too normal for too long, though, as she soon receives word that her former lover, the incredibly sexy, 25-year-old stud Lachlan is on his way back to town. In next to no time, the heat is back on in their relationship. However, even though they're unable to keep their hands off each other, Sam begins to wonder if there just might be a future for their relationship. If what Lachlan is saying is true - if he really is in love with her and he's thinking of ensuring he moves back - she needs to introduce him to her parents, her kids... Only Lachlan maybe planning something Sam never expected in a million years.

And Now We Have Everything

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Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316393835
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Book Synopsis And Now We Have Everything by : Meaghan O'Connell

Download or read book And Now We Have Everything written by Meaghan O'Connell and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-04-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Selected as One of the Best Books of the Year by: National Public Radio, Esquire, Bustle, Refinery29, Thrillist, Electric Literature, Powell's, Autostraddle, BookRiot, Women.com "Smart, funny, and true in all the best ways, this book made me ache with recognition." -- Cheryl Strayed A raw, funny, and fiercely honest account of becoming a mother before feeling like a grown up. When Meaghan O'Connell got accidentally pregnant in her twenties and decided to keep the baby, she realized that the book she needed -- a brutally honest, agenda-free reckoning with the emotional and existential impact of motherhood -- didn't exist. So she decided to write it herself. And Now We Have Everything is O'Connell's exploration of the cataclysmic, impossible-to-prepare-for experience of becoming a mother. With her dark humor and hair-trigger B.S. detector, O'Connell addresses the pervasive imposter syndrome that comes with unplanned pregnancy, the fantasies of a "natural" birth experience that erode maternal self-esteem, post-partum body and sex issues, and the fascinating strangeness of stepping into a new, not-yet-comfortable identity. Channeling fears and anxieties that are still taboo and often unspoken, And Now We Have Everything is an unflinchingly frank, funny, and visceral motherhood story for our times, about having a baby and staying, for better or worse, exactly yourself.

Splendidly Ever After

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Publisher : JMS Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1634860438
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (348 download)

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Download or read book Splendidly Ever After written by W.S. Long and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2016-02-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequel to Ask and I'll Tell Seven years after they meet, and more than four years since RJ initially proposes, RJ and Pad are back. The wedding invitations have been sent again and the date is set. This time, both men are more committed than ever to each other and willing to make their relationship work. But old issues surface that cause conflict before their big day. Will RJ’s recent diagnosis of sexual addiction disorder tear them apart? Can they weather the growing disapproval from their families over same-sex marriage before they walk down the aisle? Will RJ and Pad finally tie the knot?

Flash Count Diary

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Publisher : Sarah Crichton Books
ISBN 13 : 0374716161
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (747 download)

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Book Synopsis Flash Count Diary by : Darcey Steinke

Download or read book Flash Count Diary written by Darcey Steinke and published by Sarah Crichton Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Many days I believe menopause is the new (if long overdue) frontier for the most compelling and necessary philosophy; Darcey Steinke is already there, blazing the way. This elegant, wise, fascinating, deeply moving book is an instant classic. I’m about to buy it for everyone I know.” —Maggie Nelson, author of The Argonauts A brave, brilliant, and unprecedented examination of menopause Menopause hit Darcey Steinke hard. First came hot flashes. Then insomnia. Then depression. As she struggled to express what was happening to her, she came up against a culture of silence. Throughout history, the natural physical transition of menopause has been viewed as something to deny, fear, and eradicate. Menstruation signals fertility and life, and childbirth is revered as the ultimate expression of womanhood. Menopause is seen as a harbinger of death. Some books Steinke found promoted hormone replacement therapy. Others encouraged acceptance. But Steinke longed to understand menopause in a more complex, spiritual, and intellectually engaged way. In Flash Count Diary, Steinke writes frankly about aspects of Menopause that have rarely been written about before. She explores the changing gender landscape that comes with reduced hormone levels, and lays bare the transformation of female desire and the realities of prejudice against older women. Weaving together her personal story with philosophy, science, art, and literature, Steinke reveals that in the seventeenth century, women who had hot flashes in front of others could be accused of being witches; that the model for Duchamp's famous Étant donnés was a post-reproductive woman; and that killer whales—one of the only other species on earth to undergo menopause—live long post-reproductive lives. Flash Count Diary, with its deep research, open play of ideas, and reverence for the female body, will change the way you think about menopause. It's a deeply feminist book—honest about the intimations of mortality that menopause brings while also arguing for the ascendancy, beauty, and power of the post-reproductive years.

Unhappily Ever After

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1440181640
Total Pages : 514 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Unhappily Ever After written by I. Gelman Norman I. Gelman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 514 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unhappily Ever After employs three different narrative techniques to tell the story of Rachel Rothschild, her family and friends, the wealthy young man who will become her husband and their children. Seeking to establish her own identity, other than as her rich husband's consort, Rachel works hard at becoming an investigative journalist, and she is succeeding.. But then she experiences a trauma that threatens to destroy her sanity and marriage. Trying to recover her balance, Rachel, who had always been a star student, enters graduate school in large part as a retreat from life and emotions she cannot control. The story is told in four chapters or books. The first book is an autobiography, begun when Rachel is expecting her first child. It starts with Rachel's tomboy childhood in Santa Monica, California, moves on to the development of a tight circle of girlfriends in junior high and high school and the angst and the sexual experimentation of teen-dom. As in real life, the first book surrounds Rachel not just with her girlfriends but with parents, siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents, each of whose stories is an element in Rachel's own story. After entering the University of Colorado to room with her cousin, Yalie Goodman, Rachel is expelled following a drunk driving accident. She undergoes several months of difficult community service back in the Los Angeles area. Then she reenters college as a beginning freshman at UCLA and the following year is permitted by her parents to transfer to the University of California at Berkeley. There she pursues her goal of becoming a journalist and meets the young man, JJ Weiner, whom she will marry. But the marriage will not take place until JJ completes his law degree and obtains an MBA. Meanwhile, he insists that Rachel complete her senior year at Berkeley, return to her hometown and begin her career. He also refuses to have sex with her until they are married, adding up to more than two years of frustration and bafflement for Rachel. Unwillingly, Rachel accepts JJ's edict because she is not strong enough to stand up to him. It is not until after they are engaged that Rachel realizes that JJ comes from an extremely wealthy family and that their life together in Colorado will be luxurious, but also restrictive. Although she intends to keep her name, her identity will depend on him, not on her own achievements. Following the birth relatively early in the marriage of their first child, Rachel, at her husband's suggestion, goes to work at a local magazine and soon carves out a place for herself, building a reputation for tackling challenging issues. However, a miscarriage and the difficult birth of her second child mire Rachel in post-partum depression. She is just beginning to regain her footing when she experiences the trauma that forever changes her life. The trauma is described in the present tense in the second book. That is, it is taking place in real time while it's being read. The third and fourth books are told in the familiar third person past tense. The two books cover Rachel's efforts to overcome the emotional consequences of her experience, partly with professional help but also with the support of a cousin, Dev Goodman, who lives nearby in Denver, and Jessica Sherman, a rock-solid girlfriend back home in Santa Monica, California. As her young relatives begin to experience professional success, Rachel feels left behind, a damaged person who has retreated to academia to avoid real life in which she considers herself a failure as a mother and wife. Over a period of almost four years, ever reliant on her cousin and girlfriend, Rachel begins to understand the underlying source of her discontent, which has roots extending beyond her trauma. Unexpected developments accumulate and eventually explode into a crisis leading to a startling denouement. This is an ambitious novel with a large cast of characters, each of whose lives is intertwined with

Happily Ever After in Bliss

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Publisher : DLZ Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1942297440
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (422 download)

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Book Synopsis Happily Ever After in Bliss by : Lexi Blake

Download or read book Happily Ever After in Bliss written by Lexi Blake and published by DLZ Entertainment. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man hiding from his nature Henry Flanders never dreamed his past would catch up to him. After all, the man he used to be is dead and buried. He made a clean break with life in the CIA. He moved to Bliss under a new name. For years he has been living a dream, married to his lovely Nell. Now a miracle has happened, and they have a baby on the way. Life is perfect, or rather it was until a violent cartel showed up in Bliss ready to reap their bloody vengeance on the man he used to be. A woman shaken to her foundation Nell Flanders has never met a problem she couldn’t handle, but discovering her husband isn’t the man she thought was more than she was prepared for. How can she trust Henry, when John Bishop—the ruthless man he used to be—keeps bringing deadly problems to their door? She has a beautiful life growing inside her, and now she isn’t sure her marriage can survive long enough to welcome their child into the world. A reckoning that will shake Bliss to its core Henry isn’t willing to give up on his life with Nell, but it’s going to take some Bliss magic to overcome the forces pulling them apart. When the full weight of Henry’s past comes to bear on the town and the bullets start flying, it might just be Bishop, and some old friends, who can save the day and win back her heart.

Well, This Is Exhausting

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982151935
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Well, This Is Exhausting written by Sophia Benoit and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-07-13 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Like so many women, Benoit spent her formative years struggling to do the 'right' thing--to make others comfortable, to take minimal and calculated risks, to live up to society's expectations--only to realize that there was so little payoff to this tiresome balancing act. Now, in [this book], she shares her journey from aspiring good girl to proud feminist, and addresses the constantly shifting goalposts of what exactly it means to be 'good' in today's world. [Includes] topics as varied and laugh-out-loud funny as how to be the life of the party (even when you have crippling anxiety), navigating the disappointments of the dating world, and why no one should judge you for having an encyclopedic knowledge of reality TV stars"--

Happy Ever After

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501134728
Total Pages : 528 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Book Synopsis Happy Ever After by : Patricia Scanlan

Download or read book Happy Ever After written by Patricia Scanlan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: International bestseller Patricia Scanlan explores the end of the honeymoon phase for a newlywed couple in this warm and evocative novel featuring “Scanlan at her best” (Irish Independent). When the honeymoon is over, real life begins... Newly married Debbie is at her wits’ end about her and Bryan’s mounting debts, but there’s no way he’s going to stop living the high life and become a stay-at-home husband. Meanwhile, Debbie’s dad has just found out his workaholic second wife, Aimee, is pregnant. He couldn’t be happier, but she's horrified. Is their marriage going to last? Debbie’s mum, Connie, has met a gorgeous new man and is all set to make a life of her own. But her family needs her more than ever to sort out all their problems. Will she put her family first, as always, or can she walk away and finally make a fresh start? Will anyone be happy ever after?

Ever After Drake

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Publisher : Keary Taylor Book, INC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ever After Drake written by Keary Taylor and published by Keary Taylor Book, INC. This book was released on 2014-07-22 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was my first day as a brand new high school teacher. But I got dumped that morning. Via text. And then one of my students hit on me. And the rest of the day was a complete mess. The beautifully single Mr. Drake McCain found me in my classroom, feeling sorry for myself. And not sixty seconds later he had me laughing and electricity racing through my blood. My family is broken and complicated. I literally don’t know my biological father’s name. My mother is absent and my half-brother barely knows who she is. But Drake? He’s not complicated. He’s sweet and kind and insanely adorable, and comes from a wonderful family. He is everything I want. The chemistry between us? It’s there in spades. I keep telling myself that I should be feeling really awful and depressed since I just got dumped a few days ago. But I keep getting this ridiculous smile on my face every time Drake is around and it’s kind of hard to keep telling myself that. I’m Kaylee Ray. I believe in fairytales and happily ever after’s, and maybe the search for Prince Charming is over. Cue reality check.

Daddy Ever After

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Publisher : Beaumont Ink
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 367 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Daddy Ever After written by Emilia Beaumont and published by Beaumont Ink. This book was released on 2017-07-18 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once upon a Daddy… I entered the beast’s lair and begged the billionaire recluse to keep my mom’s housekeeping job safe while she recovered from an injury. But I could never have prepared myself for what Gareth Fiori offered me in exchange. One thing was for certain; turning him down was not an option. Trapped inside a mansion with a man I barely knew, on hands and knees I scrubbed his floors and obeyed his every command. He was cruel. He was kind. Some days he blew hot, but mostly he encased his heart in rock-hard ice. And although Gareth was no prince, he became my everything. My new master has secrets. Ones he most definitely does not want freed into the world. Little does he know that I’ve been a bad girl; I’ve deceived him, too. My motives for being there weren’t as pure as he thought. I was determined to uncover the truth and break whatever spell he was under no matter what. Even if that meant the fairy tale dissolved into an illusion. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px 'Helvetica Neue'} Daddy Ever After is a full length, billionaire fairytale romance. Perfect for fans of J.S. Scott, Marquita Valentine, and Bella Andre.

Ersilia: or, The ordeal

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 420 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book Ersilia: or, The ordeal written by Ersilia and published by . This book was released on 1867 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Country Gentleman

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 984 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (319 download)

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Haunted Ever After

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593641221
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (936 download)

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Book Synopsis Haunted Ever After by : Jen DeLuca

Download or read book Haunted Ever After written by Jen DeLuca and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-08-13 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's love at first haunting in a seaside town that raises everyone’s spirits in this new series from USA Today bestselling author Jen DeLuca. Small Florida coastal towns often find themselves scrambling for the tourism dollars that the Orlando theme parks leave behind. And within the town limits of Boneyard Key, the residents decided long ago to lean into its ghostliness. Nick Royer, owner of the Hallowed Grounds coffee shop, embraces the ghost tourism that keeps the local economy afloat, as well as his spectral roommate. At least he doesn’t have to run air-conditioning. Cassie Rutherford possibly overreacted to all her friends getting married and having kids by leaving Orlando and buying a flipped historic cottage in Boneyard Key. Though there’s something unusual with her new home (her laptop won’t charge in any outlets, and the poetry magnets on her fridge definitely didn’t read “WRONG” and “MY HOUSE” when she put them up), she’s charmed by the colorful history surrounding her. And she's catching a certain vibe from the grumpy coffee shop owner whenever he slips her a free slice of banana bread along with her coffee order. As Nick takes her on a ghost tour, sharing town gossip that tourists don't get to hear, and they spend nights side-by-side looking into the former owners of her haunted cottage, their connection solidifies into something very real and enticing. But Cassie's worried she’s in too deep with this whole (haunted) home ownership thing…and Nick's afraid to get too close in case Cassie gets scared away for good.

Time After Happily-Ever-After

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Publisher : eBook Partnership
ISBN 13 : 1618564609
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book Time After Happily-Ever-After written by Maxine Sue Feller and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2014-06-16 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alzheimer's took small bites out of Betty Chandler's husband since the onset of the disease. When Peter dies Betty wails, "e;My life is over!"e; Will she abandon any vision of a future, and wait for death as the reality of her existence? Becoming a widow is a time of transition. Betty starts the journey of self-discovery. Does morality provide comfort? Friends insist Betty take a cruise. She meets Alfonse D'Medici, and encounters a world filled with adventure, and romance. Will Betty explore the current mores of dating and sex? Has she the savvy to triumph over a man who parks diagonally in a parallel world and survive?

Grim The Beginning

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Publisher : Glenna Maynard
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Grim The Beginning written by Glenna Maynard and published by Glenna Maynard. This book was released on with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 1 of the Bestselling Black Rebel Riders' MC Saga Gypsy Red was on the run, and Grim couldn’t resist the pull he felt to save her. Stopping for a woman broken down on the side of the road, sent outlaw Grim Jones’ world into a tailspin. His attraction to her was undeniable, but secrets and lies would try to tear them apart. She was property of his enemy. Wanted for murder. To protect her…to keep her he’d strike a deal with the devil. Grim The Beginning is book 1 of The Bestselling Black Rebel Riders’ MC saga. This is an ongoing series that spans three generations and should be read in order. Grim The Beginning has been completely rewritten and extended by over 12 thousand words since it was first released. Suggested series reading order Grim The Beginning Rumor Baby Striker Romeo Heart of A Rebel A Rebel Love A Rebel In The Roses Born Sinner (standalone) Blood of A Rebel The Devil’s Rebel Search Terms: MC Romance, Biker Romance, Dark Romance, Action and Adventure, Suspense, Thriller, Mystery, Alpha Male, Dominant Hero, Romantic Thriller, Romantic Suspense, Saga, Interconnected Characters, family saga, crime, dark fantasy, adult fantasy, women's action and adventure, contemporary romance, Motorcycle Club Romance, Motorcycle Action Adventure

Searching for Happily Ever After

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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1479732419
Total Pages : 475 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book Searching for Happily Ever After written by Christopher B. Scharping and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 475 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the second part of the author's autobiography, and it begins where the fi rst volume "Where Is Happily Ever After?" ended, at New Years 1980. This is a marriage in terrible trouble and there is very little time to heal it since the author is scheduled to leave soon to attend Air Force Offi cers Training School in Texas, nearly a thousand miles west of where his family is currently living. Several crises arise in a short period of months that change the course of their lives forever. The story expands to many different locales around the world and adds many characters as situations evolve. Faithful to his search, the author continues to seek the elusive "happily ever after" life that he has always wanted. You military buffs will love the aviation aspects of the story; the emotional side goes from ultimate highs to extreme lows and you'll fi nd yourself deeply involved with this rollercoaster ride. Live this life as the author did through the fi rst six years of the 1980s; you'll be glad you did as you work towards the conclusion in the next volume of this story, Paradise Found...at long last! Extensively illustrated with hundreds of photographs that take you around the world, you will watch this story develop over the next six years. If you lived through the 1980s, you will surely relate to this story. If you were too young to remember those times, the story will fascinate you and hold your interest as it is timeless in its energy and emotions. Will happily ever after and love that lasts ever become a reality? Come along on this journey and see for yourself.

The Red-Hot Book of Spanish Slang

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Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN 13 : 007170907X
Total Pages : 449 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (717 download)

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Download or read book The Red-Hot Book of Spanish Slang written by Mary McVey Gill and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2006-10-18 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't sound like una momia--add a little sizzle to your Spanish! If someone called you tragaldabas would you be insulted or flattered? If you shouted ¡Mota! in the street, would you expected to get a cab or get arrested? Thanks to The Red-Hot Book of Spanish Slang and Idioms, you'll always know your tejemaneje (scheme) from your merequetengue (mess) no matter where you find yourself in the Spanish-speaking world. Five thousand words and phrases--plus helpful hints as to what's cordial and what's vulgar--keep you in sync with Spanish slang. Spanish to English niños popis (upper-class kids) Spoiled brats Contigo ni a China me voy. (I'm not even going to China with you) You're impossible La cruda (rawness) Hangover English to Spanish Ugly as sin ser un espantapájaro (to be a scarecrow) To be lucky tener leche (to have milk) Why are you staring at me? ¿Tengo monos en la cara? (Do I have monkeys on my face?)