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Honky Tonk Hissy Fit

Author : Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0822241978
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book Honky Tonk Hissy Fit written by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this rollicking, hilarious comedy, the Doublewide, Texas, gang is back and life in their tiny town has gotten crazier than ever! Just when things are looking up—the population has grown to seventeen mobile homes and a weekend farmers’ market—the rug is pulled out from under the residents yet again. It seems their vacation rental trailer has drawn unwanted attention from a mega-corporation in Austin. Suddenly the corporation is interested in Doublewide. Waaaay too interested. Mayor Joveeta Crumpler is the only one suspicious enough to sound the alarm, but no one is listening. Her mother, Caprice, is too self-involved with her “career” as a local celebrity to sense the growing threat, or to even realize that grumpy old Haywood Sloggett is increasingly drawn to her—and Sloggett is fighting those romantic feelings tooth and nail. Caprice is also hell-bent on keeping her neighbor and rival, Big Ethel Satterwhite, from horning in on her domain—the Stagger Inn bar. Big Ethel has her hands full trying to teach the town’s good-ol’-boy police chief, Baby Crumpler, how to dirty-dance for a countywide competition. But Baby’s got as much chance of winning as Georgia Dean Rudd has of not jinxing her relationship with Nash Sloggett—she’s twisting herself into knots trying to dodge his constant marriage proposals. And as the danger to the town grows, Joveeta can’t even count on the usually reliable and sweet health fanatic Lark Barken—because she’s currently under the spell of a demon she’s only recently discovered: caffeine. But as the tentacles of the corporation envelope them all, can the citizens of this little Texas town put aside their problems and unite behind Joveeta to fight “the big guys” and turn the tide in Doublewide? A heap of hilarity with a whole lot of heart—and a stand-alone play in its own right—HONKY TONK HISSY FIT is the third comedy in the trilogy that begins with Doublewide, Texas and continues with A Doublewide, Texas Christmas. By the triumphant finale of this ferociously funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy (Could there be a double wedding in Doublewide?), you’ll be throwing fits, alright—fits of laughter that’ll make your sides ache!

Honky-Tonk Cinderella

Author : Karen Templeton
Publisher : Silhouette
ISBN 13 : 1459203828
Total Pages : 295 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (592 download)

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Download or read book Honky-Tonk Cinderella written by Karen Templeton and published by Silhouette. This book was released on 2011-02-21 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Truck-stop waitress Luanne Evans had known the customer who wound up in her trailer one night was not exactly one of the local boys. As to who he was, she didn't care. For when he was gone, she would have nothing but memories. Or so she thought.... Prince Aleksander Vlastos had run out on Luanne eleven years ago, and he'd lived with regret ever since. But regret wasn't the only thing he'd left behind. There was a ten-year-old child—the heir to Alek's throne. Luanne had had him for ten years, and now it was his turn. She owed him. And he'd come to collect....

Rollergirl

Author : Melissa Joulwan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9781416538554
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (385 download)

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Download or read book Rollergirl written by Melissa Joulwan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 1950s phenomenon of Roller Derby is back in full force, and it's definitely not your grandma's game anymore. With leagues in more than one hundred cities across the country, a national tournament, and major sponsors, the new wave of the sport has gone mainstream. No one is better qualified to tell the story of Flat Track Derby's astronomic rise than Melissa "Melicious" Joulwan. As a founding member of the Texas Rollergirls -- the league that launched the sport and the reigning national champions -- she has helped redefine what it means to be stylish, sporty, and sexy. With her mouthy, tough-as-nails style, Melicious recounts her best tales from the track: her fierce rivalries with The Wrench and Ivanna S. Pankin, the scene at the annual national tournament, the thrill of a bout, and the infractions that so often bring her to the penalty box. From the minute she first laced up her skates and wrapped herself in her alter ego, Roller Derby has given her a confidence boost, and she shares the positive impact the sport has also had on girls -- young and not-so-young -- who tack posters of her on their bedroom walls and lace up their own skates. Complete with photos and suggestions on how to develop a Rollergirl name and persona, this unprecedented tell-all comes from the woman who's watched the sport evolve from an underground Friday-night event to a bona fide national phenomenon.

The Wedding Gift

Author : Carolyn Brown
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728249708
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book The Wedding Gift written by Carolyn Brown and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-06-27 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bride with cold feet might just make the mistake of a lifetime... Includes two bonus novellas to help you celebrate the seasons! A week before your wedding is one heckuva time for your ex to ride back into town, stirring up trouble. But that's exactly the predicament Darla McAdams finds herself in. Darla's on the verge of breaking up with her fiancé, Will Jackson—only a week before the wedding. Her parents would disown her, but Darla's sure that her Granny Roxie will understand when Darla tells her that her first love, Andy, has come back to town. Thank goodness for a wise granny's reminiscences of her own sassy wedding at just the right moment... Praise for New York Times bestselling author Carolyn Brown: "Loved it, loved it, loved it! What great characters! What a great story!"—Joanne Kennedy for One Lucky Cowboy "Fans of beloved Southern films...will flip for this charming small-town tale."—Woman's World for The Sisters Café "A sweet story about building family out of what life hands you."—Kirkus Reviews for Talk Cowboy to Me

A Slow Dance Holiday

Author : Carolyn Brown
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728232724
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book A Slow Dance Holiday written by Carolyn Brown and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Opposites attract just in time for the holidays in this brand new novella from beloved, bestselling author Carolyn Brown. From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Carolyn Brown comes a brand new, sexy holiday romance. Legend has it the Honky Tonk bar in tiny Mingus, Texas, is charmed and its owners will find true love. But when new owners Cameron Walsh and JJ Jenks meet the week before Christmas and discover the deal includes sharing an efficiency in the back of the bar, they're not sure it's going to be the down-home Christmas they dreamed of... "Immensely enjoyable...come along for the fun."—Fresh Fiction for My Give A Damn's Busted

Cowboy Charming

Author : Dylann Crush
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492662682
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)

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Download or read book Cowboy Charming written by Dylann Crush and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They call him Casanova. But can this charming devil of a cowboy teach a good girl how to change her ways? I'm Daisy King—a small town preacher's daughter, born and bred in Holiday, Texas. A girl who's used to having a lot of balls in the air. Keeping tabs on my slightly flighty grandmother? No problem. Handling the honky-tonk's first ever Chili Cook-Off? In the bag. Vamping it up to charm a would-be developer into leaving Holiday, Texas alone? Um...I might need a hand with that one. Enter Presley Walker: Holiday's own Casanova rancher and the perfect tutor for a good girl looking to go bad. He's got charm in spades, and he's always seemed like a terrible idea waiting to happen. But when he agrees to work with me to save our beloved hometown, it's hard to ignore the chemistry between us. We may be polar opposites, but our hearts seem ready to melt in this Texas heat... What Readers Are Saying About Dylann Crush's cowboy romances: "Fun, fresh, and fantastic... A must read."—Christie Craig, New York Times bestselling author, for All-American Cowboy "Charm, humor, a vast array of quirky Texas characters... Another fun, flirty title."—Kirkus Reviews for Cowboy Christmas Jubilee "Strong chemistry and fun banter."—Booklist for Cowboy Christmas Jubilee "This romance is perfect for Christmas but it will warm your heart no matter what the season."—Night Owl Reviews for Cowboy Christmas Jubilee

36 Questions That Changed My Mind About You

Author : Vicki Grant
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762463198
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book 36 Questions That Changed My Mind About You written by Vicki Grant and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by the real psychology study popularized by the New York Times and its "Modern Love" column, this contemporary YA is perfect for fans of Eleanor and Park. Two random strangers. Two secrets. Thirty-six questions to make them fall in love. Hildy and Paul each have their own reasons for joining the university psychology study that asks the simple question: Can love be engineered? The study consists of 36 questions, ranging from "What is your most terrible memory?" to "When did you last sing to yourself?" By the time Hildy and Paul have made it to the end of the questionnaire, they've laughed and cried and lied and thrown things and run away and come back and driven each other almost crazy. They've also each discovered the painful secret the other was trying so hard to hide. But have they fallen in love? Told in the language of modern romance -- texting, Q&A, IM -- and punctuated by Paul's sketches, this clever high-concept YA is full of humor and heart. As soon as you've finished reading, you'll be searching for your own stranger to ask the 36 questions. Maybe you'll even fall in love. Rights have sold in 19 territories!

Have Not Been the Same

Author : Michael Barclay
Publisher : ECW Press
ISBN 13 : 1554909686
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (549 download)

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Download or read book Have Not Been the Same written by Michael Barclay and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two years ago Wilson left his old boss alive in exchange for a clean slate, keeping up his end of the bargain and staying off the grid. Then, thousands of miles from the city he once escaped, a man comes calling on Wilson with a gun in hand and a woman in his trunk. Wilson is pulled back into his old life as a "grinder" to work under the radar to quietly find out who is responsible for a dangerous mobster's missing nephews and this time all bets are off.

The Plant Locator, Western Region

Author : Susan Hill
Publisher : Timber Press (OR)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 788 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book The Plant Locator, Western Region written by Susan Hill and published by Timber Press (OR). This book was released on 2004 with total page 788 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to locating plants in the West lists close to 60,000 plants, and 336 nurseries, with cross-references to synonyms and common names.

Doublewide, Texas

Author : Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0822233630
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book Doublewide, Texas written by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: In this hilarious, fast-paced comedy, the inhabitants of one of the smallest trailer parks in Texas—four doublewides and a shed—are thrown for a loop when they realize the nearby town of Tugaloo is determined to annex them. And it’s not as if they don’t already have enough to deal with. Joveeta Crumpler has had it up to here, having been passed over again for a promotion at work. On top of this, she has an ongoing battle to keep her feisty mother, Caprice, out of the local bar and worries that her good-ol’-boy brother, Baby Crumpler, is taking his participation in a womanless beauty pageant way too seriously. Joveeta’s big-hearted best friend, Georgia Dean Rudd, is struggling to keep her diner and finances afloat, but she just can’t curb her impulse to take in every stray cat, possum, and armadillo that wanders by. Then there’s Big Ethel Satterwhite, who’s nobody’s fool. But tough as she is, she’s continually frustrated by her clients at Stairway To Heaven Retirement Village as well as her mule-headed husband, O.C., who shows far more affection for his BarcaLounger than he does for Big Ethel. And all the residents are plagued by Haywood Sloggett, the curmudgeon from across the road, who loathes their “trailer-trash” ways, especially their keeping a life-size illuminated nativity scene up year ’round. But these friends, enemies, and neighbors realize they’ll have to work together to defeat the encroaching annexation if they—and their way of life—have a snowball’s chance to survive being swallowed up by “the big guys.” The rollicking mayhem of this flat-out funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy escalates as the residents attempt to secede from Texas, discover a traitor in their midst, and turn the tables in a surprising and side-splitting finale. So grab your Stetson and come on over to Doublewide, Texas, where life is double the fun, double the joy, and where audiences double over with laughter!

A Doublewide, Texas Christmas

Author : Jessie Jones
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0822237938
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book A Doublewide, Texas Christmas written by Jessie Jones and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-06-18 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this outrageously funny comedy, it’s Christmas-time in the newest—and tiniest—town in Texas. And it’s beginning to look a lot like trouble in Doublewide. Not only are the trailer park residents dealing with the stress of the holiday season, but they’ve just discovered that Doublewide is being doubled-crossed by the County. With their official incorporation papers in jeopardy, this band of eccentric Texans throw themselves into taking on the “Big Guys.” Determined to bolster their legitimacy, they first set their sights on the County-wide “Battle of The Mangers” competition. They conspire to win this smackdown with their “Nativity At The Alamo” entry…by any means possible. In addition to that shaky undertaking and trying almost single-handedly to keep the new town afloat, Mayor Joveeta Crumpler has to wrangle her celebrity-obsessed mother, her beleaguered brother who’s being bullied by a pack of vengeful raccoons, and her demoralized best friend who’s at the end of her rope from dating every loser this side of the Rio Grande. To make matters worse, Joveeta finds herself increasingly wary of the newest resident, Patsy Price. Patsy, fresh out of the local mental institution, clearly has her own devious agenda and the County competition over in Fayro is just the place for her to settle an old score. By the time this full-tilt rocket ride of lunacy climaxes in a what-else-can-go-wrong live television presentation, you’ll have doubled your Christmas spirit. So spend the Yuletide in Doublewide and let this hilarious Jones Hope Wooten Comedy make your Christmas merry and bright…because there’s no place like a good ol’ Texas-sized mobile home for the holidays!

Bulletin of the American Iris Society

Author : Robert S. Sturtevant
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1042 pages
Book Rating : 4.X/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Bulletin of the American Iris Society written by Robert S. Sturtevant and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 1042 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Oklahoma Man

Author : Delayne Camp
Publisher : Harlequin Books
ISBN 13 : 9780373254354
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (543 download)

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Download or read book Oklahoma Man written by Delayne Camp and published by Harlequin Books. This book was released on 1990-12-25 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oklahoma Man by Delayne Camp released on Dec 25, 1990 is available now for purchase.

Lucky in Love

Author : Carolyn Brown
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402228376
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book Lucky in Love written by Carolyn Brown and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 1 of the Lucky trilogy From New York Times and USA Today-bestselling author Carolyn Brown comes a contemporary Western romance filled to the brim with sexy cowboys, gutsy heroines, and genuine down-home Texas twang. Beau Luckadeau has always been lucky at cards, lucky with cattle, and lucky with land, but he's never been lucky in love... Everything this hunky rancher touches turns to gold--except relationships. Beau hasn't got a lick of sense when it comes to women. The woman of his dreams slipped through his fingers, and he's gotten himself tied up with a gold-digger. Then spitfire Milli Torres shows up practically in his backyard. Milli can mend a fence, pull a calf, or shoot a rattlesnake between the eyes. She's come to help out at the Lazy Z Ranch, and she's horrified to learn that her nearest neighbor is the very man she hoped never to lay eyes on again. And if Beau ever figures out what really happened on that steamy Louisiana night when they first met, there'll be the devil to pay. Fans of Linda Lael Miller and Diana Palmer will thrill to this moving story of a cowboy hero who gets a second chance with the woman of his dreams. Lucky Series: Lucky in Love (Book 1) One Lucky Cowboy (Book 2) Getting Lucky (Book 3) Praise for Bestselling Contemporary Western Romances by Carolyn Brown: "An old-fashioned love story told well... A delight."—RT Book Reviews, 4 Stars "Sizzling hot and absolutely delectable."—Romance Junkies "Funny, frank, and full of heart... One more welcome example of Brown's Texas-size talent for storytelling."—USA Today Happy Ever After "Alive with humor... Another page-turning joy of a book by an engaging author."—Fresh Fiction

Steel Magnolias

Author : Robert Harling
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822210788
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Steel Magnolias written by Robert Harling and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1988 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: The action is set in Truvy's beauty salon in Chinquapin, Louisiana, where all the ladies who are anybody come to have their hair done. Helped by her eager new assistant, Annelle (who is not sure whether or not she is still married), th

Charlotte's Web

Author : E. B. White
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780871292582
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (925 download)

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Download or read book Charlotte's Web written by E. B. White and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 1989 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Last Round-Up of the Guacamole Queens

Author : Jessie Jones
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0822232367
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book Last Round-Up of the Guacamole Queens written by Jessie Jones and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: In this deliciously funny Southern-fried comedy, the Verdeen cousins of Sweetgum, Texas — Gaynelle, Peaches, and Jimmie Wyvette — are up against the clock as they frantically attempt to produce the ultimate high school reunion before the old building is demolished. But they’ve got a bushel of obstacles to overcome before they can pull off this miracle: Gaynelle is reeling from the humiliating demise of her loathed ex-husband; Peaches’ romantic life has tanked because the older her dates get, the more horrified they are by her job as a mortuarial cosmetologist; and Jimmie Wyvette is trying to live down her on-camera catfight with a local televangelist. To top it all off, the cousins have got to impress a governor’s aide with their party-planning capabilities, so that they can nab the plum job of throwing the governor’s birthday bash — and keep their business afloat. Their scramble to prepare the perfect event is interrupted by the exploits of their beloved Uncle Aubrey, who is in danger of getting throttled by the two octogenarian sisters he’s simultaneously romancing, and by threats from their self-righteous Aunt LaMerle, who is determined to be crowned the final and forever Guacamole Queen of Sweetgum High. And that’s before one of Peaches’ former classmates arrives with a malevolent hand puppet and a score to settle, Jimmie Wyvette hog-ties the sherrif with police tape, the high school gym is blown away, and the desperate battle for Guacamole Queen heats up into an outrageous fight to the finish. Chaos is side-splittingly achieved! A gut-busting Jones Hope Wooten farce — and a stand-alone play in its own right — LAST ROUND-UP OF THE GUACAMOLE QUEENS is the third and final comedy in the Verdeen Cousins Texas Trilogy that begins with THE RED VELVET CAKE WAR and continues with REX’S EXES. You’ll laugh so hard you might even consider attending your next high school reunion!