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Book Synopsis Holy Shit I'm 40 by : Happy Memories Journal & Notebook
Download or read book Holy Shit I'm 40 written by Happy Memories Journal & Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny 40th Birthday Quote Blank Lined Journal (120 Pages - 6" x 9" - 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm) Get creative with this unique journal gift. A paperback notebook perfect for notetaking and writing daily journal about your hopes, dreams and life aspirations Life starts at 40 and this journal is perfect for you or your friend to start documenting the best part of your life Keep those treasured memories in this creative journal Book Features: 120 blank lined journal pages 6" x 9" Undated journal pages to allow more flexibility in writing your journal Funny yet cool design A wonderful journal that you should own. Get Your Copy Today
Book Synopsis Holy Shit Now I'm 40 by : Royal Journals
Download or read book Holy Shit Now I'm 40 written by Royal Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Funny Guest Book Birthday Gift Has: Room for up to 496 guests Front page with space to personalize with a name of the person being celebrated 100 High Quality Pages ( 5 Guests in every page ) 8.5" x 8.5" ( Most Used Size for Guestbooks ) a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel 40th Birthday Guestbook Help you recapture some of those memories from your special day with comments from the guests. With ''Holy Shit I'm 40'' lettered beautifully on the front cover, its pages offer a generous amount of space for guests names, well wishes, mailing addresses, and email addresses. It's a day to remember with this attractive guest book featuring beautiful Black with Premuim Emoticon by Royal Journals. For more 40th birthday guest books and gifts consider searching for "Royal Journals 40" ( other numbers also available ).
Book Synopsis Vegan Goodness by : Jessica Prescott
Download or read book Vegan Goodness written by Jessica Prescott and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2016-09-22 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vegan Goodness is colourful collection of exciting plant-based recipes that can be enjoyed by anyone. With over 60 inspiring dishes, Jessica shows readers that cooking with plants can be gutsy and flavourful. With a light-hearted, playful approach to the photography and design, each recipe is laid out with all the ingredients on show, so readers can see at-a-glance, what they need. Vegan Goodness is not just another vegan cookbook: it is about unapologetic cooking that puts taste first. Take the inventive Pulled Jackfruit Tacos (that actually tastes like pulled pork!), or the Asian inspired Matcha Green Tea Cheesecake - this is delicious, innovative food that everyone can enjoy and easily recreate at home. Written in Jessica’s passionate, funny and no-nonsense style, Vegan Goodness will be sure to get you excited about cooking and is guaranteed to get you eating better.
Book Synopsis Holy Shit I'm 40 Journal by : Bizz-Art Bizz-Art Store
Download or read book Holy Shit I'm 40 Journal written by Bizz-Art Bizz-Art Store and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a Notebook is always a fantastic choice! This Funny Journal is a Perfect Gift for your love on birthday, Anniversary, Christmas or any time you want to get a smile out of your love. Grab this amazing journal gift now! -Lined Interior -Cover Finish: Matte- 120pages- 6*9
Book Synopsis Holy Shit I'm 40 by : Royal Journals
Download or read book Holy Shit I'm 40 written by Royal Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-24 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Funny journal Birthday Gift Has: 120 wide-ruled lined pages 6" x 9" size - big enough for your writing and small enough to take with you white-color paper, perfect for ink, gel pens, pencils or colored pencils a cover page where you can enter your name and other information a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Journals to Write In offers a wide variety of journals, so keep one by your bedside as a dream journal, one in your car to record mileage and expenses, one by your computer for login names and passwords, and one in your purse or backpack to jot down random thoughts and inspirations throughout the day. Paper journals never need to be charged and no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with. These journals also make wonderful gifts, so put a smile on someone's face today!
Download or read book Forty Fathers written by Tessa Lloyd and published by Douglas & McIntyre. This book was released on 2019-10-19 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tessa Lloyd’s sons-in-law became fathers, she searched for resources that would help inspire them—especially parenting stories from other fathers. However, that book didn’t seem to exist. As a counsellor for children and families, Lloyd understood the ways a father-child relationship can have a lasting effect through the generations. Seeing a need, Lloyd decided to gather these stories herself. This resulting volume collects the stories and portraits of forty Canadian fathers who open up about both their own fathers and their deeply personal parenting experiences. This diverse group includes Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, writer Lawrence Hill, academic Niigaan Sinclair, athlete Trevor Linden, restaurateur Vikram Vij, anthropologist Wade Davis, musician Alan Doyle, artist Robert Bateman and philanthropist Rick Hansen. The contributors reflect on their varied parenting experiences and challenges, including parenting while incarcerated, parenting across cultural barriers, parenting through divorce, parenting while transgender, parenting as a celebrity and parenting with a disability. Many common themes emerge throughout the stories, including the process of overcoming cultural messages that encourage men to be strong, authoritarian and emotionally unavailable. The stories are extraordinarily candid and vulnerable, as the fathers describe their own failings, regrets and childhood traumas, as well as the humbling process of trying to do better. In one anecdote, Dr. Greg Wells describes the experience of meeting another father walking the empty streets at three a.m. with an infant, and how that moment of shared recognition gave him strength at a difficult time. The stories in this book offer a similar glimpse into the shared experiences and trials of fatherhood, but also offer fascinating reflections on the more universal experiences of finding one’s place within a family and striving to be a better person for the sake of others.
Download or read book Forty Day Fiancé written by Erin McCarthy and published by Erin McCarthy. This book was released on 2020-12-12 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I've got forty days to find a fiance, move in with him and convince the powers-that-be that we're madly in love. Seems like a simple green-card plan until I meet Dr. Michael Kincaid. He's looking for the real thing: love, a baby, an actual ring. The whole shebang. I can't decide which of us is crazier. Maybe it's both--because I agree to his demands. Surely once we're living together he'll see how mad it is for an American doctor and a British girl who barely know each other to actually go through with this. I hadn't counted on our chemistry. There's no end to the inventive ways we find to flirt. Not to mention the rather pressing matter of sharing a bed. Maybe the doctor knows a thing or two about the science of love after all. Forty Day Fiance is a standalone romantic comedy with a smoking-hot doctor, a fast-talking English heroine, and a Happily Ever After.
Download or read book Miss Nancy written by Dallas A. Dixon and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Pigs in paradise written by Roger Maxson and published by Tektime. This book was released on 2021-10-01 with total page 543 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pigs in Paradise is a satirical novel, political, literary, and funny. An exercise in freedom of expression, it is also a critique of religion in politics, namely American evangelicalism. When Blaise gives birth to Lizzy, the “red calf” on an Israeli farm, the masses flock en masse to witness the miracle birth that will usher the end of the world and the arrival of the Messiah, or his return, depending on which camp, Christian or Jew. When the promise of the end comes to an end, the red calf blemished, and no longer worthy of blood-letting sacrifice, the faithful the world over are crestfallen. By this time, two evangelical ministers, as representatives of a megachurch in America, have arrived. They strike a deal with the Israeli moshavnik, and the Israeli farm animals are coming to America. Meanwhile, Pope Benevolent absolves the Jews, sings karaoke with Rabbi Ratzinger, and Boris the Berkshire boar and animal Messiah is served at the last supper. Not to be outdone, the Protestant ministers hold a nativity pageant, and just before the animals embark aboard ship for America, Mel the mule becomes Pope Magnificant, resplendent with white linen cossack, pectoral cross, and papal red leather slippers. Once in America, the animals are transported halfway across the country to Wichita, Kansas, in time for the Passion-Play parade before arriving at their final destination, a Christian farm. Seven television monitors, tuned to 24/7 church sermons, are juxtaposed with scenes from a barn, a real circus. After a while, and no longer able to take anymore, they chase Mel from the barn. And Stanley, Manly Stanley, the black Belgian stallion of legend (wink, wink), kicks out the TV monitors for a moment of silence, giving peace a chance if only for a short time. Translator: Roger Maxson PUBLISHER: TEKTIME
Book Synopsis The Chihuahua Witch by : Sally Wilshere
Download or read book The Chihuahua Witch written by Sally Wilshere and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2018-07-23 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kara Murphy, is a freelance architectural contractor and consultant, who travels around from each job in an old Winnebago with her two little Chihuahuas, Philadelphia and Taffy, refurbishing and remodeling older homes and buildings. She learned this love of bringing an old building back to life from her late father who was a contractor and civil engineer. But from her mother she has a second passion-the study of paranormal activities. Her occupation brings her and two, four-legged travel buddies to the town of Chelsea, Massachusetts, when Roger McDoll of McDoll Holdings contracts her to do reconstruction up-dating to three buildings on his ancestral property, one of which is The Chelsea Meeting House, and two other buildings. It is on the first meeting with Mr. McDoll that she meets the good-looking head surveyor of the town of Chelsea, Denton Williams, who is also the Chairperson of the Chelsea Historical society. Kara learns that the Meeting House is supposed to be very haunted, and this makes Kara more interested in the job of restoring it. Unexplained flicker lights and noises plague the construction site, along with other little hitches. And then a human skeleton is found in a trench being dug in front of the meeting house.
Book Synopsis Clean Start at Forty-Seven by : Nora Phoenix
Download or read book Clean Start at Forty-Seven written by Nora Phoenix and published by Nora Phoenix. This book was released on with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m done hiding who I am. Pretending to be straight, to be the loving, devoted husband and successful ER doctor everyone wanted me to be has been exhausting. I numbed the pain any way I could, and in the end, it cost me everything. My job, my marriage, the relationship with my grown kids. But now I’m in recovery, and for the first time, I’m living my true life as an out gay man. I need to get my act together, to get healthy again. Benoni is my new personal trainer…twenty years my junior. He makes my mouth water and certain other body parts react. Oh, and he’s also my son’s best friend. I’m forty-seven years old. It’s time for a clean start. But where does Benoni fit in? Clean Start at Forty-Seven is part one of a duology, an emotional MM romance with an age gap, first time gay, loads of hurt/comfort, and the beginnings of a beautiful Daddy/boy relationship. It contains themes of opioid addiction and religious homophobia. Please check the trigger warnings in the front of the book.
Book Synopsis 1001 Dark Nights: Bundle Forty-Three by : Larissa Ione
Download or read book 1001 Dark Nights: Bundle Forty-Three written by Larissa Ione and published by 1001 Dark Nights Press. This book was released on 2023-12-19 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling authors Larissa Ione, Kylie Scott, Kristen Proby, and Rebecca Zanetti… Four Dark Tales. Four Sensual Stories. Four Page Turners. Bond of Passion by Larissa Ione Thanks to an unexpected and fortuitous disaster, Tavin’s contract with the underworld’s Assassin Guild was broken decades early. But instead of freedom, he’s suffocated by guilt and regret. Nothing can diminish the memory of assassinating the female he loved…not even the knowledge that he’d done it to spare her an even worse fate. Deja remembers all of her dozens of former lives, and she knows that she only found love in one of them…until her lover murdered her. As a soul locked inside the nightmarish boundaries of demon hell, she stewed in hatred until a single, fateful event gave her one more shot at life. And at revenge. Just What I Needed by Kylie Scott Nanny and housekeeper Jude has been going through a dry patch. Getting ready to dip her toes back into the dating pool is a little nerve racking. And the offers of assistance from her boss, David Ferris, and his band are not helping. Right up until music producer Dean Jennings arrives to work on the band's latest album. But Dean is more than a little wary of dating anyone with anything to do with the Stage Dive crew after losing Lena to lead singer Jimmy Ferris all those years ago. Can Jude a) Convince the crew to stay out of her business and b) Woo the man of her dreams? The Scramble by Kristen Proby There are two things you need to know about me. 1: I’m never late. And 2: I hate Christmas. My entire family is already enjoying their holiday vacation in Iceland, but thanks to my busy job and having to meet them there, I’m late. Now I’m forty thousand feet in the air, trying to get to Iceland before Christmas morning, all while also attempting to get some work done. If only the hot guy next to me would leave me be. Dylan says I should put the work away until after my holiday and relax a bit. And while his suggestion of spending some time together on the north Atlantic island seems preposterous, I can’t help but feel intrigued when he promises to show me how to enjoy the Yuletide season properly. A Vampire’s Kiss by Rebecca Zanetti Unlike several of his brothers, Athan Maxwell accepted the curse inherent in his DNA and solved the problem a century ago by mating his one true mate and saving her life at the same time. Now they only meet up four times a year to exchange blood and keep themselves healthy because that was the deal. Yet after a hundred years, his mate has only become more beguiling and intriguing, and when he discovers a new threat on her tail, his promise of sitting back and leaving her alone goes right out of the window. **Every 1001 Dark Nights novella is a standalone story. For new readers, it’s an introduction to an author’s world. And for fans, it’s a bonus book in the author’s series. We hope you'll enjoy each one as much as we do.**
Book Synopsis Forty-Seven Duology: The Collection by : Nora Phoenix
Download or read book Forty-Seven Duology: The Collection written by Nora Phoenix and published by Nora Phoenix. This book was released on 2024-04-26 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m done hiding who I am. At forty-seven years old, I’m finally free to live my authentic life as a gay man. I’m in recovery from my addiction, and it’s time for a clean start. The question is where Benoni, my personal trainer, fits in? He’s hot and perfectly bossy, but also twenty years my junior…and my son’s best friend. As needy as I am, Benoni loves it, and we somehow fit. But when our dynamic changes and Benoni wants to be my Daddy, everything I’ve ever believed about myself is shaken. With the age gap between us, how can we ever make this work? This box set contains the Forty-Seven Duology, an emotional daddy kink duology (Clean Start at Forty-Seven and New Daddy at Forty-Seven) with a younger Daddy and an older boy, plus first time gay, loads of hurt/comfort, and best friend’s father. Also included in this box set is a bonus novella featuring secondary characters from the duology called Perfect Daddy at Fifty-One. Please mind the trigger warnings, listed at the beginning of each book.
Book Synopsis New Daddy at Forty-Seven by : Nora Phoenix
Download or read book New Daddy at Forty-Seven written by Nora Phoenix and published by Nora Phoenix. This book was released on with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’ve never been a Daddy before, but now it’s all I want to be… I’ve always thought Kinsey was hot AF, but now that I’ve come to know him, he’s so much more than a super sexy silver fox. He’s kind and caring, and so damn courageous. He’s also vulnerable and needy, and it lights me up like nothing else. I know I’m twenty years younger, but I want to take care of him. I want to be his protector, his strong man, his knight in shining armor. I want to be his Daddy. New Daddy at Forty-Seven is part two of a duology, an emotional and yummy romance with an age gap, loads of hurt/comfort, and a beautiful Daddy/boy relationship that ends with an HEA. It contains themes of addiction and religious homophobia.
Book Synopsis I'm Your Emotional Support Animal by : Adam Carolla
Download or read book I'm Your Emotional Support Animal written by Adam Carolla and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant National Bestseller! Wall Street Journal and USA Today Bestseller! Three-time New York Times bestseller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t. As seen on Fox News's Fox & Friends! “As the revolution reaches its final, most humorless stage, there’s no better, braver, or more insightful observer than Adam Carolla. You may feel despondent about what’s happening right now. This book will remind you that you should also be amused.”—Tucker Carlson In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses. Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars “made with love,” Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the “hashtag heroes” who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species. “Adam and I agree on absolutely nothing but he’s a sharp, smart, funny guy to disagree with. And there’s a human heart under all the gruffness, snark, and melted cheese.”—Patton Oswalt Frank, funny, and utterly unapologetic, this is not a book for those who need a trigger warning, but is THE book for everyone who wants to hit the snooze bar on the “woke” culture.
Book Synopsis The Master Key Keepers and the Doppelganger by : VL Levy
Download or read book The Master Key Keepers and the Doppelganger written by VL Levy and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-01-08 with total page 736 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over two thousand years ago, the sacred Ark of the Covenant mysteriously disappeared without a trace- prophesized to return to the people and be opened at some undisclosed date; symbolizing that the coming of the messiah is near. That time has now passed. Is the prophecy about to be fulfilled? If so, why is the Ark still missing? What will happen if the Ark is found and opened? More importantly, who among us in the modern day world, has God chosen to open it? Consider if you will, what you would do if Jesus, flanked by twelve great masters, mysteriously appeared before you, relaying that you were responsible for guarding and mastering the keys to the Ark of the Covenant? Armed with the knowledge that humanitys fate depended on their awareness that the prophecy was about to be fulfilled, would you have the courage to tell them why you were here? What if no one believed you? Every few hundred years or so, a messiah, messenger, or sage is sent to walk among the masses; assigned to fulfill a sacred mission that will alter the course of humanity forever. This time, a team was sent in to open the most sought after historical biblical artifact the world has ever known- the Ark of the Covenant! The Master Key Keepers and the Doppelganger is a compelling true story of one familys journey as they experience magic and miracles beyond their wildest imaginations! Find out how their mission will affect your future in this amazing book filled with page turning adventures! The time is much closer than you may think!
Book Synopsis The Summer Girl by : Jenny Blackhurst
Download or read book The Summer Girl written by Jenny Blackhurst and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-02-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Claire's younger sister Holly has been working on the millionaire's playground of Martha's Vineyard for the summer--all barefoot beach parties and flirting with the local rich kids. But now Holly is missing, and none of the locals seem to care, including the police. They think a message Claire received is proof she's safe. But Claire knows that's impossible. What will she have to risk to find out the truth? Who are the locals protecting? And what does it have to do with another girl who went missing five years ago?"--
