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Hold My Beer and Watch This (Hardcover)

Author : Joe Fisher
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300373482
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Hold My Beer and Watch This (Hardcover) written by Joe Fisher and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-11-04 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilariously unfortunate true stories of my drunken mayhem, the sex, girls, and trainwrecks of my life, and navigating the stupidity of the internet and real-world BDSM community. Have you ever sport-f*cked a blind girl? Or met Merlin the Magician while on acid? Found the craziest person in the freakshow? Been belligerent at terribly inappropriate times? Thought you've found the dumbest girl in the world? Wondered what happens when you get pepper sprayed in the balls? Stopped caring about anything but having fun? I have. And the stories are hilarious.

Hold My Beer

Author : Mark Goring
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Hold My Beer written by Mark Goring and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-16 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Six people escape the apocalyptic Media Reset. A great adventure!

Here Hold My Drink and Watch This

Author : Sunny Whitfield
Publisher : Tablo Pty Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781649697974
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (979 download)

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Book Synopsis Here Hold My Drink and Watch This by : Sunny Whitfield

Download or read book Here Hold My Drink and Watch This written by Sunny Whitfield and published by Tablo Pty Limited. This book was released on 2021-07-19 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a medley of experiences from the earliest days as a student paramedic, qualified officer, humanitarian health assistant, and high altitude medical officer, this book has underpinned the story of an everyday paramedic. Whilst thousands of ambulance officers, emergency medical technicians and paramedics criss-cross their way through communities around the world to provide support to people, 'Here Hold My Drink and Watch This' has captured a rare insight into the real people of paramedicine. Written from a down-to-earth perspective, Sunny brings to life the challenging and confronting work paramedics are faced with on a daily basis yet also finds some humour and consolation amongst the confusion and chaos.

Wilderness 101

Author : Maurice L. Phipps
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493065033
Total Pages : 205 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book Wilderness 101 written by Maurice L. Phipps and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2022-09-01 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wilderness 101 is the companion guide for new adventurers. Aimed at preventing newcomers to the outdoors from ending up in “survival” situations due to a lack of preparedness, this guide will impart introductory knowledge and skills to readers applicable across a range of potential activities, and useful for anyone heading into the backcountry. Based largely on course material that Maurice has taught for 32 years, readers will learn how to prepare and be equipped for all varieties of terrain, learn the fundamentals of weather conditions and how to meet them, learn to avoid wildlife and avoid attracting it, learn essential skills and emergency procedures relating to several outdoor activities, and much more.

Long, Last, Happy

Author : Barry Hannah
Publisher : Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0802196209
Total Pages : 481 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book Long, Last, Happy written by Barry Hannah and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A definitive, career-spanning, best-of tribute to a master of the modern American short story, featuring work from his final unpublished collection. A fitting summation of one of America’s greatest short story masters, this towering tribute features stories from Airships, Captain Maximus, Bats Out of Hell, High Lonesome, and Barry Hannah’s final unfinished collection, Long, Last, Happy. The astonishingly varied stories in this collection span nearly five decades of unremitting brilliance. Praised for writing “the most consistently interesting sentences of any writer in America” (Sven Birkerts), Hannah’s ferocious, glittering prose and sui generis worldview introduced readers to a literary New South—a fictional landscape that encompasses “women, God, lust, race, nature, gay Confederates, good old boys, bad old boys, guns, animals, fishing, fighting, cars, pestilence, surrealism, gritty realism, the future, and the past . . . tossed together in glorious juxtapositions” (Vanity Fair). Long, Last, Happy confirms Barry Hannah as one of our most brilliant voices. “Hannah is the Jimi Hendrix of American short fiction; an electrifying Mark Twain—a wailing genius of literary twang, reverb, feedback, and general sonic unholiness that results in grace notes so piercing you heart melts like an overloaded amp.” —Interview

Get Your Own Damn Beer, I'm Watching the Game!

Author : Holly Robinson Peete
Publisher : Rodale Books
ISBN 13 : 1623360897
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (233 download)

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Download or read book Get Your Own Damn Beer, I'm Watching the Game! written by Holly Robinson Peete and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2005-08-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Year after year, Sunday afternoons and Monday nights during the NFL season have belonged to men. While they cheer and argue play calls, the women in their lives are relegated to beer and chip detail. It's time for these women to join the action, and Holly Robinson Peete, star of 21 Jump Street, For Your Love, and Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, and wife of NFL quarterback Rodney Peete, has written this hip, smart, cheerful guide to help them do so. In Get Your Own Damn Beer, I'm Watching the Game!, Peete shares her infectious enthusiasm for pro football and takes the complexity out of the game by breaking it down to its component parts. She explains the role of each position player, provides a rundown of all on-field penalties and referees' hand signals, and offers an illustrated guide to some of the most common plays in the NFL. She gives her take on the most memorable plays in NFL history and dishes some inside dirt-in a breezy, girl-talkin' narrative that promises to turn the novice spectator into a well-informed football fanatic.

Here, Hold My Beer

Author : VJ Dunn
Publisher : HEA Publishers LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Here, Hold My Beer written by VJ Dunn and published by HEA Publishers LLC. This book was released on with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories that will break your funny bone and keep you in stitches...and you won't have to go to the ER! Humor/satire dad book about the dumb things that guys will sometimes do...you know, those decisions that usually start with a trip to the liquor store and end with a trip to the ER. Or to the police station. And almost always to the doghouse. These are "The fish was THIS BIG" stories that are sorta-kinda mostly true. You know those videos where men do things like balance a ladder on a stair railing, use a handcart in place of a spare tire, or light firecrackers and launch them at each others' crotches? Well, this is a compilation of stories such as those where some man somewhere has a moment of sheer stupidity and asks his friends to hold his beer while he tries to kill himself. So if you like to hear those "chill 'round the fire pit, guzzlin' six packs and spittin' tobacco at the flames" kind of stories, this book is for you. DISCLAIMER--Now, because we're dealing with good ol' boys who are common sense challenged and grew up watching Evel Knievel performing jaw-dropping gravity-defying stunts, I have to make the standard cover-our-butts-so-we-don't-get-sued statement: MEN--If you really think you should try some of the stunts in this book, you probably ought to consider finding a sensible woman to marry. Seriously. Or call yo mama before you hand over that beer, dude. WOMEN--If you are a sensible gal who is considering getting into a relationship with a man who has ever said, "Here, hold my beer" just before he tried any similar stunts to those in this book, you may want to call your mama and get some good advice. Or maybe just go out with the girls for a glass or three of wine and meet someone less inclined to life and limb endangerment. Otherwise, count on knowing 911 operators on a first-name basis and spending a lifetime sipping burned coffee out of cardboard cups, while squirming on hard plastic chairs next to sneezing snot-nosed kids and watching ridiculous talk shows in the ER waiting room. You. Have. Been. Warned.

Man from the South (A Roald Dahl Short Story)

Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 1405911042
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book Man from the South (A Roald Dahl Short Story) written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2012-09-13 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Man from the South is a short, sharp, chilling story from Roald Dahl, the master of the shocking tale. In Man from the South, Roald Dahl, one of the world's favourite authors, tells a sinister story about the darker side of human nature. Here, a man takes part in a very unusual bet, one with appalling consequences . . . Man from the South is taken from the short story collection Someone Like You, which includes seventeen other devious and shocking stories, featuring the wife who serves a dish that baffles the police; a curious machine that reveals the horrifying truth about plants; the man waiting to be bitten by the venomous snake asleep on his stomach; and others. 'The absolute master of the twist in the tale.' (Observer ) This story is also available as a Penguin digital audio download read by Stephen Mangan. Roald Dahl, the brilliant and worldwide acclaimed author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, and many more classics for children, also wrote scores of short stories for adults. These delightfully disturbing tales have often been filmed and were most recently the inspiration for the West End play, Roald Dahl's Twisted Tales by Jeremy Dyson. Roald Dahl's stories continue to make readers shiver today.

French Roll

Author : J Michael Jarvis
Publisher : InterSeller Inc
ISBN 13 : 1734546913
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (345 download)

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Download or read book French Roll written by J Michael Jarvis and published by InterSeller Inc. This book was released on 2020-02-12 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An authentic adventure with an unimaginable mode of travel. Will roller skating 800 miles across the French Riviera make the man, or break him? From the icy peaks of Germany to the steamy beaches of France, the true story of a young man chasing his passion, finding his inner self, while roller skating across France begins when Michael, 19, gets a letter from his girlfriend asking him to meet her in Barcelona. He quits his daredevil job at the top of the German Alps and plots a risky two-month solo trek across the coast of southern France—on roller skates. Even being chased down impossibly steep mountain roads by tour busses and ritzy sports cars can't keep an American teenager down, especially when he's delivering an engagement ring… and a dark confession. He leaves his alpine friends behind to follow his California girlfriend somewhere in Spain. With a backpack, ski poles, and roller skates, he sets out to skate from Italy to Spain, making new friends and experiencing every inch of beach in the south of France. It sounded like fun. And it was supposed to be easy. But his first day on the road nearly kills him. And the next day, and the next. Barreling at uncontrollable speeds down a corniche road built by Napoleon through a tunnel lighted only by the maniacal tour bus on his tail, terror quickly replaces the fun he fantasized about. Michael realizes the endeavor is too risky, even for an invincible teenager. When disaster strikes his love life and a spectacular wipeout leaves him a heartbeat away from roadkill status, Michael must emerge from his tenderfoot life to understand that growing up doesn't mean growing alone. Rolling over every inch of the French Riviera, the author shares a rare look at beaches undiscovered by tourist guides, pristine gems too small for hotels and too far from train stations. European history, art history, and French culture come together in this off-the-grid tale of living in the moment, creating your true self, and living to write about it. Written by a professional jet pilot and yacht captain, this courageous and captivating '80s memoir reveals the heart of a global adventurer with thousands of true stories, mostly about how he laughably mucked things up. Roller Skating Solo Travel Guides Adventure Travel French Riviera Travel Books Traveler & Explorer Biographies Solo Travel Biographies & Memoirs / Sports & Outdoors Travel Writing Hiking & Camping Memoir

Holding Accountants Accountable

Author : Jeffrey G. Matthews
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1119597692
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (195 download)

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Download or read book Holding Accountants Accountable written by Jeffrey G. Matthews and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An essential guide for practitioners on avoiding unethical situations in a fraud investigation—provides tips, techniques, and real-life examples Credentialed accountants, auditors, and fraud examiners who fail to identify fraud and misconduct may be in violation of their professional standards. Among these standards are requirements to exercise professional and moral judgment, act in the best interest of the public, maintain integrity, objectivity, and independence, render opinions based on evidence and documentation, and exercise due care in planning and discharging professional activities. Failing to adhere to professional standards and ethical codes have serious consequences for CPAs, CFEs, and CIAs engaged in fraud investigations. Fraud helps readers avoid unethical situations in fraud investigations and stay within the boundaries of professional guidelines and standards. Author Jeffrey Matthews combines real-world techniques and practical advice with personal insights from his experience as a forensic accountant. Detailing how he faced death threats, retaliation, and family hardships during actual fraud investigations, the author shares how despite serious challenges, he never deviated from professional standards. The author demonstrates how accountants can avoid being caught in unethical practices and examines the common tendencies that hinder the ability to detect, deter, and prevent fraud and misconduct. This fascinating, highly-relevant book will help practitioners: Recognize current and emerging trends to identify new areas of weakness Address time and budget constraints with effective delegation and supervision of lower-level staff Maintain a healthy dose of skepticism by ‘testing not accepting’ Understand the effort and expertise required to perform an investigation before accepting engagements Avoid establishing biases and pre-determining outcomes before accepting assignments A full-featured resource, complete with PowerPoint slides and a test bank, Fraud is invaluable for auditors, accountants, and other certified fraud examiners.

From Where I Sit

Author : Bob Rockwell
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1365005496
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book From Where I Sit written by Bob Rockwell and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-05 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Where I Sit is a collection of the inane thoughts (those are the polite words) rumbling around in the tequila-soaked brain cells of Bob Rockwell, an old curmudgeon fighting a losing battle with the absurdity and the ridiculousness of everyday life. He rants about the stuff that pisses him off (and that's a lot of stuff), he teases society's morons especially what he calls pretentious assholes (his word, not mine), he maligns those that annoy him, but he is quick to pay tribute to his heroes. He says he writes to consume space on his hard drive but his clever wit is sure to make you chuckle (maybe even giggle) and experience a number of profound ah-ha moments.

Angel and the Orphan

Author : Neil Moreau
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 489 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (869 download)

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Download or read book Angel and the Orphan written by Neil Moreau and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-06-21 with total page 489 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From eating raw potatoes in abandonment to being personally served cake by a future African President, experience the extraordinary life of an orphan child through a tapestry of divine interventions and mystical adventures. Driven by his quest to understand the enigmatic voice that has persistently guided and saved him from the jaws of death, each chapter unfolds a series of astonishing true stories. Witness harrowing accounts of kidnapping, murder, and suicide, juxtaposed against uplifting moments, like growing up as a white child in an Aboriginal orphanage, miraculously surviving an Al-Shabaab terrorist attack, and working as a compassionate paramedic. Journey alongside him as he solves the 110-year-old mystery of a missing police officer and champions the cause of Albino children targeted by witchdoctors in Africa. Spanning continents – from Northern Ireland and Austria to the USA, Africa, and Canada – these magical yet deeply human stories are not just a testament to one man’s resilience but also an exploration of the unseen forces that guide us all. Take this global odyssey and witness the miraculous in the mundane, the divine in the everyday.

They're ALL Sucker Bets

Author : Jack Halsey
Publisher : Kavan Olesh
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book They're ALL Sucker Bets written by Jack Halsey and published by Kavan Olesh. This book was released on 2017-05-31 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers an enjoyable account of one man’s mission to learn how to make his money work for him. With humorous anecdotes of his hard-learned lessons and experiences in his early attempts to navigate the chaotic waters of investing, the author offers easy to understand explanations of basic investing options making it easily accessible to those new to investing. If anyone is looking to get into investing I recommend they read this book, and take to heart the lessons that are being shared.

The Environmeddlers

Author : Michael A. Lewis
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1105627519
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (56 download)

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Download or read book The Environmeddlers written by Michael A. Lewis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-03-29 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Environmeddlers brings the world of environmental protest from monkey wrenching to the digital age. In this high-spirited adventure, Clovis, a reformed Sierra Club organizer, teams up with an animal rights advocate, an unrepentant defender of raw wilderness and a Taoist computer geek to make a difference in an uncaring world where industrial growth, pollution, and habitat destruction continue unchecked. "We need a new story, something that'll capture the attention of people all over the country, people tired of the lies and petty drivel on TeeVee, tired of corrupt politicians, tired of dead end jobs and piles of bills for more and more things with less and less meaning."

When Kids Collide

Author : Brittany Deates
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1365806278
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (658 download)

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Download or read book When Kids Collide written by Brittany Deates and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-03-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of stories about ministry, marriage, raising children and everything in between.

The Delta in the Rearview Mirror

Author : Di Rushing
Publisher : Univ. Press of Mississippi
ISBN 13 : 1496849302
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (968 download)

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Download or read book The Delta in the Rearview Mirror written by Di Rushing and published by Univ. Press of Mississippi. This book was released on 2024-01-25 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After graduating from Mississippi State University in 1976, Di Rushing and her husband, Sam, found themselves back on their family farm near Merigold, Mississippi, with 350 acres and no real clue what to do. The couple decided to open the first winery in Mississippi, and with it, a successful business was born. Six years later, a small restaurant joined the Delta winery. Both businesses were thriving by 1990, with eight national award-winning wines, a beautiful vineyard, and a successful restaurant. But in March of 1990, a series of unforeseen events rocked the operation. After the Rushings discovered one of the tour guides, Ray Russell, selling drugs in the winery parking lot, they fired him. He responded with a terrorizing vengeance that persisted over the next nine months. In the early morning hours, the former guide broke into the winery, crept into the wine cellar, and released the entire inventory—nearly a quarter of a million dollars’ worth—down the drain. Fortunately, his incompetence thwarted his most destructive intention to blow up the restaurant. In his rampage, he broke all the windows, which allowed the gas from the kitchen oven to escape, sparing the premises. Though the Rushings rebuilt with the help of their community, Russell continued to stalk and threaten the young family. As his menacing behavior continued to escalate, the Rushings closed their business of fourteen years and moved to Ouray, Colorado, where they began rebuilding their lives. Culminating in the sudden, violent murders of Russell, his wife, and his father twenty-five years later, this book tells a story of both shock and resilience, charting Mississippi history in the process. Intertwined with the true crime narrative, The Delta in the Rearview Mirror: The Life and Death of Mississippi’s First Winery details author Di Rushing’s life in and out of Mississippi, including growing up in 1960s Greenville, attending university, traveling overseas, and the relationships she cultivated along the way.

Wages of S.I.N.

Author : George L. Getty
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456853511
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)

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Download or read book Wages of S.I.N. written by George L. Getty and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-01-18 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ........I worked to live, not lived to work......no job was worth my life....... if the boss didn’t like me, I made sure the feeling was mutual....... if you can’t have fun earning a living, you are not a free man......life is an adventure to be savoured, not endured......and last but not least, if you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room......