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Book Synopsis The History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Book Synopsis The Complete Book of Farts by : Alec Bromcie
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Book Synopsis Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by : Jim Dawson
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Book Synopsis The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts by : M.D. Whalen
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Book Synopsis History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by . This book was released on 1996-12-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Download or read book Blame It on the Dog written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-03-30 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That's just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE? In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England's Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air.
Book Synopsis The Art of Farting by : Parviz Shirmohammadi
Download or read book The Art of Farting written by Parviz Shirmohammadi and published by Parviz Shirmohammadi. This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Farts by : James Carlisle
Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Download or read book Run and Hide written by Pankaj Mishra and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2022-03-01 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Pankaj Mishra transforms a visceral, intimate story of one man’s humble origins into a kaleidoscopic portrait of a society bedazzled by power and wealth—what it means on a human level, and what it costs. Run and Hide is a spectacular, illuminating work of fiction." —Jennifer Egan, author of Manhattan Beach Growing up in a small railway town, Arun always dreamed of escape. His acceptance to the prestigious Indian Institute of Technology, enabled through great sacrifice by his low-caste parents, is seemingly his golden ticket out of a life plagued by everyday cruelties and deprivations. At the predominantly male campus, he meets two students from similar backgrounds. Unlike Arun—scarred by his childhood, and an uneasy interloper among go-getters—they possess the sheer will and confidence to break through merciless social barriers. The alumni of IIT eventually go on to become the financial wizards of their generation, working hard and playing hard from East Hampton to Tuscany—the beneficiaries of unprecedented financial and sexual freedom. But while his friends play out Gatsby-style fantasies, Arun fails to leverage his elite education for social capital. He decides to pursue the writerly life, retreating to a small village in the Himalayas with his aging mother. Arun’s modest idyll is one day disrupted by the arrival of a young woman named Alia, who is writing an exposé of his former classmates. Alia, beautiful and sophisticated, draws Arun back to the prospering world where he must be someone else if he is to belong. When he is implicated in a terrible act of violence committed by his closest friend from IIT, Arun will have to reckon with the person he has become. Run and Hide is Pankaj Mishra’s powerful story of achieving material progress at great moral and emotional cost. It is also the story of a changing country and global order, and the inequities of class and gender that map onto our most intimate relationships.
Download or read book Monster Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-18 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.
Download or read book Fartology written by Stefan Gates and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stefan Gates asks and answers all the questions about farts, so that you don't have to. What is a fart? Do all creatures fart? Why do farts smell? Why do we find them so embarrassing... and so darned funny?! Broadcaster and obsessive fartologist Stefan Gates tackles these pressing issues in Fartology, the first ever book to take a comprehensive, scientific look at the body’s extraordinary methane-making abilities. Stefan looks at the journey from food to fart; the weird science behind intestinal gas; the sounds, smells and all things in between. With farty recipes, musings on the greatest farters in history, farts in literature, and fart euphemisms Fartology offers mind-blowing, trouser-exploding fun for all the family.
Download or read book FART History written by William Richard and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-21 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ...a single fart sparked a revolt against King Apries of Egypt... Who was the first person to fart? What is the origin of the word fart? What is the longest fart recorded in history? SURPRISING AND SPECTACULAR HEALTH BENEFITS It Reduces Bloating It's Good For Your Colon Health It's An Excellent Early Warning System The Odor Is Good For You (Yes, you read that right, sniffing farts may actually be healthy for you.) It Can Help You Balance Your Diet It Indicates Healthy, Happy Gut Bacteria It's A Huge Relief FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT FARTS It can be difficult to believe, but some farts or stories of farts were strong enough to have an impact and make it to history. "LE PÉTOMANE" The Greatest Entertainer France Has Ever Known For inhaling deeply before he dove into the water, he discovered that he could suck a considerable amount of air into his anus. Better yet, the talent was not exclusive to oxygen: Pujol was equally gifted in controlling the element of water with his bottom. Japan's 'Farts of Beautiful Women' Event There is a very strange aspect of Girls' Day celebrations or Hinamatsuri in Tokyo involving farts. As straightforward as it sounds, everyone will get to experience the farts first hand, smell and sound, of beautiful girls. However, be warned that the success of the events is still dependent on the physical conditions of the girls and their abilities to fart. Since event organizers have kept the details of this pretty hush, I guess if you're curious you'll have to visit and find out for yourself! Do animals fart? We are all prone to passing a little gas, but there is more than a delicate whiff of flatulence facts floating around some of our stinky friends in the animal kingdom. In this funny book you'll learn: THINGS YOU (MAYBE) DON'T KNOW ABOUT FARTS DO FISH HAVE FLATULENCE? FARTING: 7 SURPRISING HEALTH BENEFITS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT FART HEALTH SPIES: HERE'S WHAT THEY REVEAL ABOUT YOUR GUT THE PILL THAT MAKES INTESTINAL GAS SMELL LIKE PINK OR CHOCOLATE METEORISM: 10 NATURAL REMEDIES TO COMPLETELY ELIMINATE A SWOLLEN BELLY SWOLLEN BELLY: 10 NATURAL REMEDIES FOR ABDOMINAL BLOATING INHALING THE SMELL OF FARTS IS GOOD FOR HEALTH AND PREVENTING CANCER THE HYDROGEN SULFIDE THAT GENERATES THE BAD SMELL OF FARTS AND HEALTH BENEFITS ANATOMY OF A BRAIN FART RESEARCH REVEALS: THOSE WHO FART IN F SHARP ARE SMARTER JOSEPH PUJOL - "LE PÉTOMANE" TRUE LOVE BEGINS AFTER THE FIRST FART WOMEN ALSO FART THE FARTS FESTIVAL. IN JAPAN: THE ONLY EVENT WHERE YOU CAN 'LISTEN, WATCH AND ... SMELL JAPAN: 24 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU GO A SOUTH AFRICAN PASTOR FARTED ON PEOPLE'S FACES 7 FARTS THAT CHANGED HISTORY AMERICAN STUDENTS INVENT THE FART DETECTOR THE UNIVERSE WAS BORN FROM INTESTINAL GAS, HERE IS THE NEW COSMOPETOLOGY OF HACK THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY PHRASES AND THE BEST APHORISMS ABOUT FARTS AND FLATULENCE THE FART THROUGH THE AGES ABOUT FLATULENCE... "JAZZ IS LIKE A FART, ONLY THOSE WHO MAKE IT, LIKE IT." ACTORS WHO HAVE FARTED ON SET THE FART GAINS IN SOCIAL CREDIBILITY SCIENTISTS DEVELOP RECIPE FOR ARTIFICIAL FARTS SCIENCE AND CHEMISTRY, LET'S TALK ABOUT SERIOUS THINGS INTESTINAL GAS CURES AND REMEDIES FOR FLATULENCE NUTRITION AND HEALTH. SCIENTIFIC ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by : Jim Dawson
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Book Synopsis The History of Farting/Special by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting/Special written by Benjamin Bart and published by . This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
