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Book Synopsis Hilarious Things That Mums Say by : James Egan
Download or read book Hilarious Things That Mums Say written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-02-06 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sheep are being racist again! Why she can't be addicted to heroin like a normal person! I couldn't sleep! I was too excited and I couldn't stop thinking about my morning porridge. Don't do drugs! You still have a cold! Robocop is just Jesus with a robot. I can't get the Internet up. The little robots in the computer aren't doing their job. I can't find Noah's Ark under the "True Stories." I don't have wrinkles because I never smiled at my kids. There's no blood in your fingers. Having a child is like having a hairless puppy that learns to talk. Don't point at the hippo! It might bite your arm off and get sick and then we might get in trouble. Your suit nearly hides your moobs. You seem to get on well with my son in spite of his small hands and girly laugh. Is there kangaroo in beef pie? Tell your cereal to stop being so loud. Skype is working! I have so many Internets! I'll never forget what I got on my second date. Pregnant.
Book Synopsis The Me, Me, Me Epidemic by : Amy McCready
Download or read book The Me, Me, Me Epidemic written by Amy McCready and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cure your kids of the entitlement epidemic so they develop happier, more productive attitudes that will carry them into a successful adulthood. Whenever Amy McCready mentions the "entitlement epidemic" to a group of parents, she is inevitably met with eye rolls, nodding heads, and loaded comments about affected children. It seems everywhere one looks, there are preschoolers who only behave in the grocery store for a treat, narcissistic teenagers posting selfies across all forms of social media, and adult children living off their parents. Parenting expert McCready reveals in this book that the solution is to help kids develop healthy attitudes in life. By setting up limits with consequences and training them in responsible behavior and decision making, parents can rid their homes of the entitlement epidemic and raise confident, resilient, and successful children. Whether parents are starting from scratch with a young toddler or navigating the teen years, they will find in this book proven strategies to effectively quell entitled attitudes in their children.
Book Synopsis If I Have to Tell You One More Time... by : Amy McCready
Download or read book If I Have to Tell You One More Time... written by Amy McCready and published by TarcherPerigee. This book was released on 2012-08-30 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Draws on the author's Positive Parenting Solutions online course to explain how to correct negative behaviors in children, introducing the psychological theories of Alfred Adler on using empowerment to promote healthy child development.
Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Book Synopsis Wrightslaw Special Education Legal Developments and Cases 2019 by : Peter Wright
Download or read book Wrightslaw Special Education Legal Developments and Cases 2019 written by Peter Wright and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wrightslaw Special Education Legal Developments and Cases 2019 is designed to make it easier for you to stay up-to-date on new cases and developments in special education law.Learn about current and emerging issues in special education law, including:* All decisions in IDEA and Section 504 ADA cases by U.S. Courts of Appeals in 2019* How Courts of Appeals are interpreting the two 2017 decisions by the U.S. Supreme Court* Cases about discrimination in a daycare center, private schools, higher education, discrimination by licensing boards in national testing, damages, higher standards for IEPs and "least restrictive environment"* Tutorial about how to find relevant state and federal cases using your unique search terms
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about Historic Figures Vol. 1 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about Historic Figures Vol. 1 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-03-24 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry VIII's body literally exploded during his funeral. Martin Luther King had a pillow fight on the day he died. Osama Bin Laden loved Mr. Bean and Super Mario Bros. Pope Francis used to be a bouncer. Muhammad Ali starred in a Broadway show. Julius Caesar was never the emperor of Rome. Nelson Mandela said meeting the Spice Girls was "one of the greatest moments of my life." The last thing Walt Disney said was "Kurt Russell." Sigmund Freud tried to cure his daughter of being a lesbian. John F. Kennedy went out with Hitler's ex-girlfriend. Abraham Lincoln took part in 300 wrestling matches. Isaac Newton invented calculus when he was 25. Donald Trump tried to make a cartoon about him saving the world from aliens. Charles Manson never killed anybody in his entire life. Genghis Khan's army killed 11%% of every human being on Earth. Charles Darwin though the world was constantly growing in size. Historians believe they figured out the identity of Jack the Ripper.
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about Animals Vol. 1 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about Animals Vol. 1 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-09-09 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dolphins can be racist. Female chickens can turn into males. Dinosaurs had dandruff. Caterpillars can kill humans. Chinese takeaway boxes were originally invented to hold oysters. Cats have made at least 33 animals go extinct. Despite what many people believe, cows don't have four stomachs. Alligators can't take a single step backwards. Dogs lick their owners as a sign of submission, not as a sign of love. Elephants are scared of bees. There is an ant that can stop itself from aging. A hippo's skin weighs a ton. Clownfish are always born male. Although anteaters look cute, they are so vicious, they can easily kill a human. Giraffes engage in ruthless combat. Gorillas make nests every day. There is a cat that is over twice the size of a tiger. Zebras have the strongest kick in the animal kingdom. Some spiders can walk on water. Black mamba snakes are never black. Nobody knew mosquitoes caused malaria until the 1930s.
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about Supervillains Vol. 2 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about Supervillains Vol. 2 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-04 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Deadpool calls Doctor Octopus "Elton John on stilts." No one can figure out who The Joker is because he has no fingerprints. There is a parallel universe where Donald Trump is MODOK. Sometimes, Lex Luthor is drawn to resemble Kevin Spacey. Bullseye thinks Spider-Man is really funny. Mister Freeze's Freeze Ray is a real weapon. Professor X has an evil twin sister. The Penguin feeds his enemies to seals. Green Goblin's skin is bulletproof. The Riddler deduced Batman's identity. Magneto once turned into a baby. The first enemy the Justice League fought was a cycloptic starfish. Loki cursed Deadpool to have an "indestructible Tom Cruise face." There have been at least five Two-Faces. The Mandarin used to be a janitor. Professor X eventually became a supervillain called Onslaught. Thanos met God. Apocalypse is a surprisingly good dancer.
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about Historic Figures Vol. 2 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about Historic Figures Vol. 2 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-03-24 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: King Henry VIII had a pet polar bear. Herodotus wrote the first history book. It stated that Europe was full of cyclops. Steve Jobs never wrote a single line of programming code in his life. Joseph Stalin wasn't Russian. Michael Jackson used to be a Jehovah's Witness. Gandhi spoke English with an Irish accent. Leonardo Da Vinci was the first person who could explain why the sky is blue. Beethoven could only drink coffee if it was made of exactly 60 beans. It was only discovered in 2012 that Vincent Van Gogh was color-blind. Saint Patrick's real name was Maewyn Succat. Isaac Newton believed Hercules was a real person. Adolf Hitler never visited a single concentration camp. Charles Darwin ate every animal that he discovered. Christopher Columbus believed the Earth was pear-shaped. Napoleon was attacked by a herd of rabbits so badly, he had to hide in his carriage. The first person online to publically declare Osama Bin Laden's death was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about TV Shows Vol. 3 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about TV Shows Vol. 3 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first series on HBO was Fraggle Rock. The show, Friends coined the term "friend zone." The premise for Knight Rider was made up as a joke. All the main actors of The Walking Dead have a Last Supper on the day they film their death scene. The first and last conversation in Seinfeld is about a button. Homer Simpson is based on Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. The Big Bang Theory was meant to be called Lenny, Penny, and Kenny. Thomas the Tank Engine was nominated for two BAFTAs. Breaking Bad was remade in Mexico. The show, Wonder Woman was criticised because the title character shows her back. The Sopranos was meant to be a film. Despite what many sources say, Star Trek is not the first show to have an interracial kiss. The story of Stranger Things is based on a real project the CIA committed where they researched telekinesis and telepathy. Kit Harington plays Jon Snow in Game of Thrones. His great-grandfather invented the flushing toilet.
Download or read book 1000 Amazing Quotes written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-08-13 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prevention is better than cure. - Desiderius Erasmus Fortune favors the audacious. - Anon Half a truth is often a great lie. - Benjamin Franklin Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - American Proverb A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - North American Proverb A nail is driven out by another nail. Habit is overcome by habit. - Desiderius Erasmus He who allows oppression shares the crime. - Dutch Proverb Information is not knowledge. - Albert Einstein Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds. - Zen Proverb To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth. - Pearl S. Buck I do not judge, I only chronicle. - John Singer Sargent Don't underestimate your opponent, but don't overestimate them, either. - Nancy Pelosi Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them. - Chinese Proverb Only the educated are free. - Greek Proverb
Book Synopsis 3000 Astounding Quotes by : James Egan
Download or read book 3000 Astounding Quotes written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-08-23 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can't shake hands with a clenched fist - Gandhi The only source of knowledge is experience - Albert Einstein Be kind for everyone is fighting a hard battle - Anon Be content with your lot - Aesop An unexamined mind is not worth living - Socrates Mere cleverness is not wisdom - Euripides At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet - Plato
Book Synopsis 1000 Inspiring Quotes by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Inspiring Quotes written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. - Anon Water is formless and flows. But if you put it in a cup, its shape becomes the cup. If you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Be like water. - Bruce Lee One child, one teacher, one book and one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai If you only read the books that everyone is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - H.P. Lovercraft Work hard in silence. Let success makes the noise. - Anon Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. - Marie Curie Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. - Bill Nye
Book Synopsis 1000 Historic Quotes by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Historic Quotes written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-08-17 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is better to travel well than to arrive - Buddha The heart will break, but broken live on - Byron A man is great by deeds, not by birth - Chankaya You are never too old to set another goal - C.S. Lewis A wounded deer leaps the highest - Emily Dickinson This is slavery, not to speak one's thought - Euripides Don't find fault, find a remedy - Henry Ford What you do not bring forth will destroy you - Jesus Christ Experience is the teacher of all things - Julius Caesar I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then - Lewis Carroll Only the weak never forgive - Gandhi A man who lives fully is prepared to die any time
Book Synopsis 1000 Mind-Bending Facts by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Mind-Bending Facts written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-05-08 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jose Ochoa was stabbed to death by a chicken. You can boil and freeze water at the same time. "Abracadabra" means "I create as I speak." Pineapples used to cost $10,000 each. Killer bees are manmade. There have been five attempts in history... to ban history. Volcano surfing is a sport. The oldest human name that we have record of is Kushim. There is a flower that looks like Darth Vader's helmet. Sunspring is the first film written by AI. Five of George Foreman's children are called George Foreman. Nobody knows who created donuts or where or when. Colors can be copyrighted. The three most recognizable smells are coffee, crayon, and peanut butter. When the x-ray was discovered, some people thought it was a hoax. Todd Philips directed Joker, which revolves around a serial-killing clown. Philips' first film was funded by a serial-killing clown
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about Animated Films Vol. 2 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about Animated Films Vol. 2 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-09 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Frozen, Elsa never speaks to Kristoff. It took three years to animated the stampede scene in The Lion King. Jim Carrey auditioned for the prince in The Little Mermaid. King Louie doesn't appear in The Jungle Book novel. Belle's dress in Beauty and the Beast is based on Dorothy's dress from The Wizard of Oz. The Toy Story franchise has many references to the horror classic, The Shining. It took one day to write the script for the 1986 film, Transformers: The Movie. Tangled is, by far, the most expensive animated film ever. It cost $260 million. The two creators of Spider-Man died the exact same year that Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was released. The dwarves in Snow White and Seven Dwarfs were nearly called Crabby, Flabby, Jumpy, Stubby, and Hoppy.
Book Synopsis 1000 Facts about Animated Films Vol. 3 by : James Egan
Download or read book 1000 Facts about Animated Films Vol. 3 written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-09 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lion King takes place before humanity existed. Before he was famous, Bryan Cranston did voiceovers for several animes including Ghost in the Shell and Street Fighter II. Beauty and the Beast is based on a 1,800 year old story. The Minions are based on the Jawas from Star Wars. Toy Story was supposed to be a musical. The Jungle Book is the most successful film in German history. Sleeping Beauty wasn't released on video for 27 years. Aladdin's lamp appears in Zootopia. Frozen was nearly made in the 1940s. The actor who voices Bambi grew up to become a Marine and a drill instructor. The final scene in The Little Mermaid was inspired by Die Hard.
