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Hilarious Parenting Fails Every New Parent Can Relate To

Author : Aurora Brooks
Publisher : BornIncredible.com
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hilarious Parenting Fails Every New Parent Can Relate To written by Aurora Brooks and published by BornIncredible.com. This book was released on with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parenting is a journey filled with laughter, love, and let’s face it—chaos. In Hilarious Parenting Fails Every New Parent Can Relate To, you’ll dive into a collection of amusing and relatable stories that every new parent will recognize. From diaper disasters to mealtime mishaps, and sleep struggles to public meltdowns, this book is a light-hearted look at the unexpected and often humorous challenges that come with raising little ones. Whether you're a new parent or a seasoned pro, you'll find yourself nodding along and laughing out loud as you navigate through tales of spaghetti splatters, grocery store dramas, and the infamous bedtime blues. This book is a perfect reminder that, no matter how chaotic things may seem, you're not alone in the wild adventure of parenting. Embrace the mess, laugh at the mishaps, and remember—you're doing a great job. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even shed a tear of recognition as you flip through the pages of Hilarious Parenting Fails Every New Parent Can Relate To. It's the perfect companion for parents who need a little humor to get through the day.

Elevating Child Care

Author : Janet Lansbury
Publisher : Rodale Books
ISBN 13 : 0593736168
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (937 download)

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Download or read book Elevating Child Care written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.

Death, Taxes & Laundry

Author : Victor Junior
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781777508005
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Death, Taxes & Laundry written by Victor Junior and published by . This book was released on 2020-11 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★★★★★ "EVERY parent can relate and EVERY pregnant woman should read." ★★★★★ "Love! The definition of 'Its funny cause it's true'." ★★★★★ "Perfect baby shower gift! Stuff you'd like to tell pregnant friends - but can't." For those considering children, know of children, or are legally bound to raise children for at least the next 18 years DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY - 100 Hilarious Parenting Truths For The Uninitiated takes a tongue-in-cheek look behind the parenting curtain and offers insight into the realities of parenthood. Offering a humorous glimpse into life with a newborn, raising a toddler, through to be ignored by teenagers, DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY is filled with "funny but true" parenting advice, Cooking Tips, #MomHacks, "Fun Facts", and much much more. Here's a few of the parenting pearls of wisdom in DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY Fun Fact: Folding laundry with a toddler nearby is like raking leaves in a hurricane. Kids will not hear you shout their name the first 2-3 times, but will hear you open a candy bar wrapper, under your pillow, from the other side of the house. Toddlers inherit karate skills at age 3 and instinctively Van Damme the bathroom door the exact moment you start peeing. 60% of parenting is shouting "But you just had a snack!" over & over until you finally give in and get them another snack. ... and much more. Gift a copy of DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY today! Tags: death taxes, 100 greatest, 100 funniest, mom jokes, gifts for mom, mom gifts, mothers day, momhack, Riddles and brain teasers, riddles and trick questions, riddles book, riddles book for kids, riddles for kids, riddles for kids aged 5-12, riddles and puzzles, jokes and riddles, jokes book, jokes book for kids, jokes children, jokes for kids, stocking stuffer, jokes kids, baby shower, activity book, activities

Congrats, You're Becoming a Parent!

Author : Whalen Book Works
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1951511697
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (515 download)

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Download or read book Congrats, You're Becoming a Parent! written by Whalen Book Works and published by . This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! is the perfect gag gift for your next baby shower or bachelor or bachelorette party! With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years, constant cleaning up, etc.) this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent! Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww” moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but … It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice, a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the Fuck to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as: - Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky - Changing diapers around the clock - Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom) - Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible - And much more! Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! is the perfect funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family

Mama, Mama, Only Mama

Author : Lara Lillibridge
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 151074357X
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Mama, Mama, Only Mama written by Lara Lillibridge and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Laugh-out-loud amusing and all-around entertaining.” —Library Journal “One of the best new parenting ebooks.” —BookAuthority A Single Mom Shares Her Inspiring and Hilarious Tales of Parenting, Full of Love, Advice, and Humor Being a single mother means relaxing your cleanliness standards. A lot. Being a single mother means missing your kids like crazy when your ex has them, only to want to give them back ten minutes after they come home. Being a single mother means accepting sleep deprivation as a natural state. Being a single mother means hauling a toddler, a baby, and a diaper bag while wearing high heels and a cute skirt, because you never know when you’ll meet someone. Being a single mother means finding out you are stronger than you ever knew was possible. Since birth, Lara Lillibridge’s children wanted, “Mama, Mama, only Mama!” whether they were tired or just woke up from a nap—whether they were starving or had just finished a bowl of goldfish crackers. Over ten years later, not much has changed. Between hilarious episodes and candid stories, Lillibridge offers the bits of advice and enlightenment she’s gained along the way and never fails to commiserate on the many challenges that come with raising children in a non-nuclear family. This creative, touching memoir will resonate with single moms everywhere, whether solo parenting is new territory or well-trodden ground for them. Written in the style of a diary with blogs, articles and recipes tucked between the pages, Mama, Mama, Only Mama follows Lillibridge and her two children, Big Pants and Tiny Pants, out of divorce, through six years of single parenting, and into the family blender with a quasi-stepfather called SigO. Complete with highly useful recipes such as congealed s’more stew, recycled snack candy bars, instant oatmeal cookies and a fine chicken casserole that didn’t pass Tiny Pants’s “lick test,” Lillibridge grows into her role as mother, finds true love, and comes to terms with her ex-husband.

New Parenting

Author : Yael Stilner
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book New Parenting written by Yael Stilner and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New parents often mislead in how to raise and teach their baby to become a good person with healthy manners. This book centers around true experience and funny short stories about parenting and problems coming up when building family relationships- between mom and dad, kids and parents.... This is a brilliant book to recommend/gift to a new parent or indeed a parent of any aged child. It's a book that is easy to read, a book that is relatable and makes you laugh, a book to reassure you that nobody is really fully prepared for this parenting business and a book that leaves you with a really warm and happy glow. This book discovered that most parenting advice should be taken with a pinch of salt-or ten. For example: Just go with your mother's instinct. But what if your instinct is telling you to hide under the stairs? Your new baby will tell you what it needs. Not if it can't talk it won't. You should never bribe your children. You will ALWAYS bribe your children. And MORE Let this book make you laugh and learn many meaningful lessons. hope you will enjoy it.

Regretting Motherhood

Author : Orna Donath
Publisher : North Atlantic Books
ISBN 13 : 1623171385
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book Regretting Motherhood written by Orna Donath and published by North Atlantic Books. This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A provocative and deeply important study of women’s lives, women’s choices—and an ‘unspoken taboo’—that questions the societal pressures forcing women into motherhood Women who opt not to be mothers are frequently warned that they will regret their decision later in life, yet we rarely talk about the possibility that the opposite might also be true—that women who have children might regret it. Drawing on years of research interviewing women from a variety of socioeconomic, educational, and professional backgrounds, sociologist Orna Donath treats regret as a feminist issue: as regret marks the road not taken, we need to consider whether alternative paths for women currently are blocked off. She asks that we pay attention to what is forbidden by rules governing motherhood, time, and emotion, including the cultural assumption that motherhood is a “natural” role for women—for the sake of all women, not just those who regret becoming mothers. If we are disturbed by the idea that a woman might regret becoming a mother, Donath says, our response should not be to silence and shame these women; rather, we need to ask honest and difficult questions about how society pushes women into motherhood and why those who reconsider it are still seen as a danger to the status quo. Groundbreaking, thoughtful, and provocative, this is an especially needed book in our current political climate, as women's reproductive rights continue to be at the forefront of national debates.

JOYFUL TODDLERS AND PRESCHOOLERS

Author : Faith Collins
Publisher : SCB Distributors
ISBN 13 : 194249338X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book JOYFUL TODDLERS AND PRESCHOOLERS written by Faith Collins and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2017-08-28 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a life where your toddler or preschooler is happy to do what you ask, and is able to move on, easily, when disappointed. • Imagine getting all of your housework done while your child plays, or happily helps alongside you. • Imagine truly enjoying your time with your child, and creating a life that feels fulfilling for both of you. “These things are possible for parents and children,” asserts author Faith Collins, even with a child who is extra sensitive, demanding, needy, belligerent, or all at the same time. Collins is a preschooler teacher, parent coach and mother, who has witnessed such transformations repeatedly over many years. Her book is a treasury that provides readers with powerful, practical and positive tools to achieve harmony and joy in their own families. Her blog and popular online classes are available at (http://joyfultoddlers.com). The unique contribution of this book is its focus on creating a mutually responsive relationship—meaning that both people respond quickly and positively to each other, even when they cannot do what the other person wants. In a warm and easygoing style, the author guides parents and caregivers in establishing and maintaining such mutually responsive relationships with their young ones, creating the basis for discipline, education, socialization and a happier life together. Helping our children to develop these skills becomes a game-changer in all parent-child dynamics. Rare and precious! Faith’s book will very likely leave you feeling, “Yes, I can do this.” —Kim John Payne, author: Simplicity Parenting. A BOOK FOR PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, EDUCATORS, CAREGIVERS, AND ALL INVESTED IN THE LOVE AND GUIDANCE OF CHILDREN. A MUST FOR PUBLIC, SCHOOL AND UNIVERSITY LIBRARIES.

Welcome to Parenthood

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781800071599
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (715 download)

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Download or read book Welcome to Parenthood written by Summersdale Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Parenting Is Easy

Author : Sara Given
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 0761187138
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)

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Download or read book Parenting Is Easy written by Sara Given and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a world where pregnant women are always upbeat and glowing, newborns sleep on cue, toddlers love to have their teeth brushed, and teenagers gaze adoringly at their parents. Impossible, you say? Not according to advertisers who flood the web with stock photos of perfect parents and children. They’d have you believe that parenting is a piece of cake, and every significant moment of family life takes place on a spotless white couch. So when Sara Given, a real mother of a real toddler, saw a picture of a radiant new mother in a cute little sundress breastfeeding her newborn in the middle of a golf course, she finally had enough. She launched a Tumblr, which is now visited by tens of thousands of new parents looking for a daily pick-me-up. Because what better way is there to deal with the stress and strain of being a new parent than laughter? The perfect gift of cheer and solidarity, Parenting Is Easy exploits the disconnect between these preposterous photos and what happens in real life, and makes every reader laugh out loud—and feel better, too, because we’re in on the joke.

Sleeping Through the Night

Author : Sandi Kahn Shelton
Publisher : NYLA
ISBN 13 : 1943772576
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (437 download)

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Download or read book Sleeping Through the Night written by Sandi Kahn Shelton and published by NYLA. This book was released on 2016-06-14 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sandi Kahn Shelton's very funny, very compassionate, very knowledgeable book is like a day at the beach-or more precisely, a day at the beach when you have an au pair. She makes the difficult appear delightful and the challenging seem charming." –Gina Barreca, Ph.D., Professor of English at the University of Connecticut and author of Perfect Husbands Sandi Kahn Shelton takes readers on a wild ride through the journey of parenting -- from the first disillusioning night home from the hospital with a brand-new baby, to the joys of toilet training, and the hair-raising terrible twos. Candid, uplifting, and side-splittingly funny, this book is just what every new mom and dad needs to help them see the lighter side of changing diapers, meddling in-laws, baby's first curse word, and, of course, sleepless nights. “Shelton touches on almost every parenting topic imaginable, with brief essays grouped by subjects such as sleeping, crying, nursing, dressing, feeding, talking, worrying, calming, separating and, of course, potty training. Shelton's book is a welcome addition to the parenting bookshelf.” –Publishers Weekly "The true successor to Erma Bombeck's throne." –WorkingMother magazine "Sandi Kahn Shelton's very funny, very compassionate, very knowledgeable book is like a day at the beach-or more precisely, a day at the beach when you have an au pair. She makes the difficult appear delightful and the challenging seem charming." –Gina Barreca, Ph.D., Professor of English at the University of Connecticut and author of Perfect Husbands "For frazzled working moms, columnist Sandi Kahn Shelton's funny essays on parenting are a fail-safe way to lighten up." –Wall Street Journal "I'm thankful that this very funny and observant lady is not a cartoonist!" –Bil Keane, creator of "The Family Circus"

The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets

Author : Kim Bongiorno
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780996226202
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (262 download)

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Download or read book The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets written by Kim Bongiorno and published by . This book was released on 2015-04-10 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the enormous success of their first book, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets, Science of Parenthood and Kate Hall are back with The BIGGER Book of Parenting Tweets, featuring EVEN MORE of the funniest parents on Twitter! Venturing deep into the Twitterverse in search of even more hilarity, those intrepid editors discovered more than FIFTY of the funniest comedians who just happen to be parents. Together with still more of Science of Parenthood's signature cartoons and special "behind the tweets" stories, Book Two is BIGGER ... it's BOLDER ... and gosh darn it, people LIKE it! Praise for The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: "The perfect book for parents who want -- NEED -- to laugh, but don't have time to sit down and read a daunting book. Grab it, head to the bathroom and lock the door until they find you!" - Jill Smokler, author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy "The Big Book of Parenting Tweets dishes up bite-size nuggets of funny. Impossible to read just one." - Jen Mann, author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges "This book is HILARIOUS. Being a parent is a frustrating, hilarious, weird, wild experience. This book captures some of the best of our snark. You need it. You do." - Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear A terrific read, featuring some of the funniest (and most honest) parents in the Twitterverse... my go-to gift for new parents! - Johanna Stein, author of How Not To Calm A Child On A Plane and Other Parenting Advice from a Questionable Source Here is just a peek at some of what you'll find inside: I don't believe in spanking my children, but I do believe in flipping them off from the other room. - Jewel Nunez (@OneFunnyMummy) Me prying a toy hammer from my 4yo: "Stop. It's not hammer time!" Parenting is lonely when nobody's there to hear your outdated references. - Full Metal Mommy (@FullMetalMommy) The saddest thing I have ever seen is watching my son trying to carve a Playstation 3 out of a giant lump of coal on Christmas. - Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) All restaurants should have a $200 cover charge for babies. - Rodney Lacroix (@Moooooog35) No, honey. The deer is just sleeping. They tied him down so he wouldn't fall off the top of their Ford Explorer. - Linda Doty (@LindaInDisguise)

Why Is My Child in Charge?

Author : Claire Lerner
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 153814901X
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (381 download)

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Download or read book Why Is My Child in Charge? written by Claire Lerner and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2021-09-02 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Solve toddler challenges with eight key mindshifts that will help you parent with clarity, calmness, and self-control. In Why is My Child in Charge?, Claire Lerner shows how making critical mindshifts—seeing children’s behaviors through a new lens —empowers parents to solve their most vexing childrearing challenges. Using real life stories, Lerner unpacks the individualized process she guides parents through to settle common challenges, such as throwing tantrums in public, delaying bedtime for hours, refusing to participate in family mealtimes, and resisting potty training. Lerner then provides readers with a roadmap for how to recognize the root cause of their child’s behavior and how to create and implement an action plan tailored to the unique needs of each child and family. Why is My Child in Charge? is like having a child development specialist in your home. It shows how parents can develop proven, practical strategies that translate into adaptable, happy kids and calm, connected, in-control parents.

Playful Parenting

Author : Lawrence J. Cohen
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0307489604
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Playful Parenting written by Lawrence J. Cohen and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2008-11-19 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parents have heard that play is a child's work—but play is not for kids only. As psychologist Lawrence J. Cohen, Ph.D., demonstrates in this delightful new book, play can be the basis for an innovative and rewarding approach to parenting. From eliciting a giggle during baby's first game of peek-a-boo to cracking jokes with a teenager while hanging out at the mall, Playful Parenting is a complete guide to using play to raise strong, confident children. Have you ever stepped back to watch what really goes on when your children play? As Dr. Cohen points out, play is children's complex and fluid way of exploring the world, communicating hard-to-express feelings, getting close to those they care about, working through stressful situations, and simply blowing off steam. That's why "playful parenting" is so important and so successful in building strong, close bonds between parents and children. Through play we join our kids in their world. We help them express and understand deep emotions, foster connection, aid the process of emotional healing--and have a great time ourselves while we're at it. Anyone can be a playful parent--all it takes is a sense of adventure and a willingness to let down your guard and try something new. After identifying why it can be hard for adults to play, Dr. Cohen discusses how to get down on the floor and join children on their own terms. He covers games, activities, and playful interactions that parents can enjoy with children of all ages, whether it's gazing deep into a baby's eyes, playing chase with a toddler, fantasy play with a grade schooler, or reducing a totally cool teenager to helpless laughter. Playful Parenting also includes illuminating chapters on how to use play to build a child's confidence and self-esteem, how to play through sibling rivalry, and how play can become a part of loving discipline. Written with love and humor, brimming with good advice and revealing anecdotes, and grounded in the latest research, Playful Parenting will make you laugh even as it makes you wise in the ways of being a happy, effective, enthusiastic parent.

Parenting Rules!

Author : Ryan O'Quinn
Publisher : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
ISBN 13 : 1424550025
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Parenting Rules! written by Ryan O'Quinn and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2014-11-20 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever been a parent? Ever known a parent? Ever had a parent? This book will slay you! If your kids haven’t already. Get ready to discover how only a finely honed sense of humor can help you navigate the most intense, absurd, and (yes) rewarding experience ever invented: parenting. You will realize that despite all of the craziness, at the end of the long, diaper-filled day, parenting rules! You are not alone in the outrageous, befuddling, occasionally humiliating experience of raising small children into larger children and then (hopefully) self-supporting adults. You will “Amen!” and laugh your way through these pages as comedian Ryan O’Quinn tells of real life scenarios that took place in his actual home with actual children. You will gain deep understanding of the “rules” of parenting such as: At some point you will sit on the toilet with a kid on your lap, Blocks of time can be measured in Cheerios, You will S-P-E-L-L things aloud to other adults when you do not need to, If you have multiple kids, they will fight over [insert any noun], Pregnancy brain never goes away—for husbands either.

#MomFail Tales - You're Not Alone

Author : Your Quirky Aunt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951025816
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (258 download)

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Download or read book #MomFail Tales - You're Not Alone written by Your Quirky Aunt and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-08 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

Author : Glenn Boozan
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1523515643
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (235 download)

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Download or read book There Are Moms Way Worse Than You written by Glenn Boozan and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.