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Book Synopsis Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip by : Snarky Is Snarky Is As Sarcastic Does Press
Download or read book Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip written by Snarky Is Snarky Is As Sarcastic Does Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-23 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip This college ruled is perfect for daily scribbles, deep thoughts, and notes to yourself! Features: 6x9 Lined Journal 120 White Pages Soft Matte Cover Suggested Uses: Take notes and fake interested during boring meetings Doodle, sketch, or draw during insignificant conference calls Journal in the bathroom on company time Makes a Perfect Gift For: Colleague Boss Holiday Gifts
Book Synopsis Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip by : Sassy Press
Download or read book Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip written by Sassy Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-11 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Quote Notebook To Lighten The Mood For You or a Friend **Click the "Author" link above just below the title of this book to see more funny notebook designs.** A silly, sarcastic meme can be just the thing to make you or someone you know smile today. Way more fun than just a simple greeting card. Makes a perfect gag gift for the office holiday gift exchange or Secret Santa present. A great stocking stuffer or hostess gift too. Cute and funny blank lined journal for jotting a quick note or making a to-do-list. Can also be used as a diary for those that like to journal or make a daily gratitude list. Add To Cart Now As a Gift or a Treat For Yourself What's Included: Convenient Portable Size - 6" x 9" Easy To Carry or Leave On Desk 103 Lined Journal Pages Artistically designed cover High quality white paper **Prefer a different cover design? We have more funny and inspirational quote notebooks and journals available here on Amazon. Click the "Author" link above just below the title of this book to check out our other books too. Thanks for stopping by.
Book Synopsis Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip by : Tik Tak Tuk
Download or read book Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip written by Tik Tak Tuk and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a Tissue you have a Little Bullshit on your Lip
Book Synopsis Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit On Your Lip by : Cleo Press
Download or read book Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit On Your Lip written by Cleo Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-26 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Quote Notebook To Lighten The Mood For You or a Friend **Click the "Author" link above just below the title of this book to see more funny notebook designs.** A silly, sarcastic meme can be just the thing to make you or someone you know smile today. Way more fun than just a simple greeting card. Makes a perfect gag gift for the office holiday gift exchange or Secret Santa present. A great stocking stuffer or hostess gift too. Cute and funny blank lined journal for jotting a quick note or making a to-do-list. Can also be used as a diary for those that like to journal or make a daily gratitude list. Add To Cart Now As a Gift or a Treat For Yourself What's Included: Convenient Portable Size - 6" x 9" Easy To Carry or Leave On Desk 103 Lined Journal Pages Artistically designed cover High quality white paper **Prefer a different cover design? We have more funny and inspirational quote notebooks and journals available here on Amazon. Click the "Author" link above just below the title of this book to check out our other books too. Thanks for stopping by.
Book Synopsis Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip by : John Dong Miller
Download or read book Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip written by John Dong Miller and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tic-tac-toe is a game for two players, X and O, who take turns marking the spaces in a 3×3 grid. The player who succeeds in placing three of their marks in a horizontal, diagonal or vertical row wins the game. Cute Travel Tic-Tac-Toe Game Book for Kids and Adults! Cover: Soft Cover (Matte) Size: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: 110 pages (55 front/back sheets) with Blank 6 Games per Pages (660 Games) This 6" x 9" Tic Tac Toe Game for outside / playground, featuring a total of 110 pages filled 660 games, is perfect for adults, kids for summer vacations. Tic-Tac-Toe Game also known as "3-in-a-row" or "naughts and crosses" or "Xs and Os" is a paper-and-pencil game for two players drawing pieces (typically Xs for the first player and Os for the second) on a 3×3 square grid. The winner is the first player to place three of his marks in a row, column, or diagonal. The front cover consists of artistic, trendy, original, funny and colorful background. Essential game idea for all ages for summer vacations. Easy fit in a purse, tote and messenger bag to play in restaurants, planes, trains, car trips, waiting rooms, picnics, home.
Book Synopsis Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip by : James Meier
Download or read book Here's a Tissue You Have a Little Bullshit on Your Lip written by James Meier and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Note your daily meals with this journal and rate your weekly overall feeling. Light and small, so easy to carry with you! Use the extra space for notes, meals, carbs, fat, etc. A funny and interactive way to keep track of what you eat, prepare diet plans, monitor your fast, develop new habits and achieve your fitness goals with this beautifully illustrated Food & Fitness Journal Today!Collectables: Funny Gifts for Mom, Gag Gifts for WomenWHAT YOU GET: ►Complete Measurement and Weight Loss Tracker►Guided Goal Setting►Fasting Logs►Dedicated Recipes Logs►Interesting Journal Prompt to Kick Start your Journey► Don't Break your Heart - Progress Tracker►Results and Reflection Page►Treatment Record►Current Medication and Supplements Record►Daily Journal Pages - Which Include: ✔Fitness Log✔Complete Meal Planner✔Water Intake Tracker✔Sleep Log✔Feelings and Emotions Tracker✔Plenty of Space For Daily Affirmations, Reflection and NotesGive It a try, you will love it!Record your levels from Monday till Sunday for up to 53 weeks.Makes an useful Christmas or birthday gift. Click on "look inside" to get familiar with the interior: ⦁ Breakfast (before and after)⦁ Lunch (before and after)⦁ Dinner (before and after)⦁ Snacks (before and after)Food & Fitness Journal - Food Journal - Gift for Women - Fitness Planner: Funny Swearing Meal Planner + Exercise Journal for Weight Loss & Diet Plans
Download or read book Red Hot Rebel written by JB Heller and published by JB Heller. This book was released on 2023-05-28 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lethal glares and snarky banter abound when a badass bounty hunter agrees to work alongside a virtual stranger to deliver some vigilante justice… Relocating to be a part of his baby girl's life wasn’t a hard decision for Gryphon Jamieson. After all, his family means everything to him. Meeting a beautiful woman with a skillset similar to his own was not something he was expecting. But he’s not complaining about it, in fact, he has a proposition for her… Snow Hunter is sick of being on the right side of the law when she knows without a doubt someone is guilty of a crime. She’s secretly and very happily been delivering her own form of justice to those most deserving. Until her sisters find out and demand restrictions be enforced on her dangerous extracurricular activities. Enter Gryphon, the mysterious guy who took it upon himself to save her when she most definitely did not need saving. He makes her an offer she should probably accept. So she counters—if he can find her, he can help her. After months of working side by side the two have grown closer than Snow knows how to deal with. Gryphon on the other hand wants them to be even closer… but there’s something he hasn’t told her and it could destroy the fragile bond building between them.
Download or read book My New Roots written by Sarah Britton and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 585 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At long last, Sarah Britton, called the “queen bee of the health blogs” by Bon Appétit, reveals 100 gorgeous, all-new plant-based recipes in her debut cookbook, inspired by her wildly popular blog. Every month, half a million readers—vegetarians, vegans, paleo followers, and gluten-free gourmets alike—flock to Sarah’s adaptable and accessible recipes that make powerfully healthy ingredients simply irresistible. My New Roots is the ultimate guide to revitalizing one’s health and palate, one delicious recipe at a time: no fad diets or gimmicks here. Whether readers are newcomers to natural foods or are already devotees, they will discover how easy it is to eat healthfully and happily when whole foods and plants are at the center of every plate.
Download or read book Bang: A Novel written by Daniel Peña and published by Arte Público Press. This book was released on 2018-01-31 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uli’s first flight, a late-night joy ride with his brother, changes their lives forever when the engine stops and the boys crash land, with “Texas to the right and Mexico to the left.” Before the accident, Uli juggled his status as both an undocumented immigrant and a high school track star in Harlingen, Texas, desperately hoping to avoid being deported like his father. His mother Araceli spent her time waiting for her husband. His older brother Cuauhtémoc, a former high-school track star turned drop-out, learned to fly a crop duster, spraying pesticide over their home in the citrus grove. After the crash, Cuauhtémoc wakes up bound and gagged, wondering where he is. Uli comes to in a hospital, praying that it’s on the American side of the border. And their mother finds herself waiting for her sons as well as her missing husband. Araceli knows that she has to go back to the country she left behind in order to find her family. In Mexico, each is forced to navigate the complexities of their past and an unknown world of deprivation and violence. Ruthless drug cartels force Cuauhtémoc to fly drugs. “If a brick goes missing, Cuauhtémoc dies. If a plane goes missing, Cuauhtémoc dies. If Cuauhtémoc goes missing, they find Cuauhtémoc (wherever he’s at) and Cuauhtémoc dies.” If they can’t find him, they will kill his mother. They have photos of her in Matamoros to prove they can enforce the threat. Meanwhile, Uli returns to his family’s home in San Miguel and finds a city virtually abandoned, devastated by battles between soldiers, cartels and militias that vie for control. Vividly portraying the impact of international drug smuggling on the innocent, Peña’s debut novel also probes the loss of talented individuals and the black market machines fed with the people removed and shut out of America. Ultimately, Bang is a riveting tale about ordinary people forced to do dangerous, unimaginable things.
Download or read book Knotted Laces written by Elise Faber and published by Elise Faber. This book was released on 2024-10-01 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I fell for the woman who’s in love with my brother. As a professional hockey player, there’s no shortage of women who want me. Just…not the woman I want. Because she’s in love with my older brother. Until a freak summer rainstorm means that we’re stuck together. In the mountains. With the road washed out and only one hotel room to share between us. And suddenly, all of her focus is on me. Suddenly, I’m in the most important game of my life— Trying to win Attie’s heart. This team of misfits and bad boys are going to puck you in the best possible way… Knotted Laces is a standalone, forced proximity, one bed, grumpy/sunshine, forbidden love romance with no cliffhangers and an HEA.
Book Synopsis The Devine Color of Money by : Eugene Smiley, Jr
Download or read book The Devine Color of Money written by Eugene Smiley, Jr and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-11-29 with total page 476 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How far do you go?" That was truck driver, Marvin Casey's question. "How far? Do you chance the love of a good woman? Do you risk your own life?" Marvin gladly takes the job when he is shown the money, he needs the cash so bad just watching Tony Trejo count it made his knees weak and his mouth water. The Lion looks at the needy driver, "Are you sure you want to do this?" The sign read "123 miles to Laredo, Marvin can taste the balance of the money owed to him. The scale house at Mile Marker 119, "the Devine Weigh Station is his last hurdle, "Lord, please, bypass me!" he prays. The trucker looks over to see a Texas D.O.T. Officer sitting at the scale's entrance, the State Trooper and the driver lock eyes just a moment and the officer immediately waives the truck driver in for an inspection. "SHIT!" he yells. "Outlaw!" a voice says over his CB radio, "I believe that "Full Grown is waiving at you!"
Book Synopsis Guns + Tacos Vol. 1 by : Michael Bracken
Download or read book Guns + Tacos Vol. 1 written by Michael Bracken and published by Down & Out Books. This book was released on 2020-01-20 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s a taco truck in Chicago known among a certain segment of the population for its daily specials. Late at night and during the wee hours of the morning, it isn’t the food selection that attracts customers, it’s the illegal weapons available with the special order. Each episode of Guns & Tacos features the story of one Chicagoland resident who visits the taco truck seeking a solution to life’s problems, a solution that always comes in a to-go bag. Episode 1: “Tacos de Cazuela con Smith & Wesson” by Gary Phillips. Episode 2: “Three Brisket Tacos and a Sig Sauer” by Michael Bracken. Episode 3: “A Gyro and a Glock” by Frank Zafiro. Episodes 4-6 of Season One are featured in Guns + Tacos Vol. 2.
Download or read book Lonely Bride written by Shikha A and published by Padnovel. This book was released on 2024-07-31 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Don’t do something you regret later, baby doll.” His breath was fanning against my neck. As if some electricity has run down to my spine, I shuddered at his imagining touch. “I have regretted way too much of my stupidity. Now I want to think wisely.” Controlling my running heartbeat, I spoke without cracking a voice. “Fair enough. I will wait for your wise and right decision, sugar.” Saying, he detached his body and looked into my eyes. This time, his eyes were cold. The eyes used to be held warmth for me now have something I can’t pin-point. "Why am I getting the feeling something is off?" As we say, love has no boundaries, nor it has any limitations. A selfless love always finds its ways. A lonely who has no one she calls a family. She had to get married to a billionaire, unwillingly. Though they have age gape, she held no rights to go against this arrangement. Husband’s absence always bothered her somewhere. One tragic incidence pushes her to leave everything and start her own life as per her choices. But what happened when the person and the life she had left long back behind, come and stand in front of her? Asking her to be back in the old life. Will she ever be able to go back? Will she ever be able to get the love of her life? Roller coaster ride of selfless love & sacrifices. (Book 1 of the series)
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Download or read book Episodes of Revenge written by Bill York and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " ... a saga about the life of a reclusive man that experienced a mind-numbing assortment of pivotal decisions during his life and his resolute reactions to each ..."--Page 4 of cover
Book Synopsis The Monster Hunter Files by : Larry Correia
Download or read book The Monster Hunter Files written by Larry Correia and published by Baen Books. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For well over a century, Monster Hunter International has kept the world safe from supernatural threats small and large—and in some cases very, very large. Now, join us as MHI opens their archives for the first time. From experienced Hunters on their toughest cases, to total newbies' initial encounters with the supernatural, The Monster Hunter Files reveals the secret history of the world's most elite monster fighting force. Discover what happened when Agent Franks took on the Nazis in World War Two. Uncover how the Vatican’s Combat Exorcists deal with Old Ones in Mexico. And find out exactly what takes place in a turf war between trailer park elves and gnomes. From the most powerful of mystical beings to MHI’s humble janitor, see the world of professional monster hunting like never before. Featuring seventeen all new tales based on Larry Correia’s bestselling series, from New York Timesbest-selling authors Jim Butcher, John Ringo, Jessica Day George, Jonathan Maberry, Faith Hunter, and many more. Contributors: Larry Correia Jim Butcher Mike Kupari Jessica Day George John C. Wright Maurice Broaddus Brad R. Torgersen Faith Hunter Jody Lynn Nye Quincy J. Allen Alex Shvartsman Kim May Steve Diamond John Ringo Bryan Thomas Schmidt & Julie C. Frost Sarah A. Hoyt Jonathan Maberry About Larry Correia and the Monster Hunter International series: “[E]verything I like in fantasy: intense action scenes, evil in horrifying array, good struggling against the darkness, and most of all people—gorgeously flawed human beings faced with horrible moral choices that force them to question and change and grow.”—Jim Butcher “[A] no-holds-barred all-out page turner that is part science fiction, part horror, and an absolute blast to read.”—Bookreporter.com “If you love monsters and action, you’ll love this book. If you love guns, you’ll love this book. If you love fantasy, and especially horror fantasy, you’ll love this book.”—Knotclan.com “A gun person who likes science fiction—or, heck, anyone who likes science fiction—will enjoy [these books] . . . The plotting is excellent, and Correia makes you care about the characters . . . I read both books without putting them down except for work . . . so whaddaya waitin’ for? Go and buy some . . . for yourself and for stocking stuffers.”—Massad Ayoob “This lighthearted, testosterone-soaked sequel to 2009's Monster Hunter International will delight fans of action horror with elaborate weaponry, hand-to-hand combat, disgusting monsters, and an endless stream of blood and body parts.”—Publishers Weekly on Monster Hunter Vendetta About Mission: Tomorrow, edited by Bryan Thomas Schmidt: “This themed anthology . . . will appeal to a wide range of readers, who will appreciate the diversity of stories . . . a solid introduction to a classic genre.”—Kirkus “Editor Schmidt adds grandmasters to a mix of newer established names and balances the tragic with the humorous.”—Publishers Weekly About Shattered Shields, edited by Jennifer Brozek and Bryan Thomas Schmidt: “In this well-built anthology, seventeen original stories cut to the heart of military fantasy, diving directly into the most exciting moments of dramatic bravery, grand battles, and life-changing heroism. . . . Readers who prefer to cut straight to the action, but want more depth than pure hack-and-slash, will find these offerings appealing.”—Publishers Weekly “An inventive and thought-provoking set of tales that capture the bravery and terrors of battle. Carries the banner of military fantasy proudly.”—John Marco, author of The Bronze Knight Series About The Raygun Chronicles, edited by Bryan Thomas Schmidt: “Fans of sf should enjoy this stylistically varied homage to a genre as old as the fiction . . . ”—Library Journal The Monster Hunter Memoirs series by Larry Correia and John Ringo: Monster Hunter Memoirs: Grunge Monster Hunter Memoirs: Sinners The Monster Hunter series by Larry Correia: Monster Hunter International Monster Hunter Vendetta Monster Hunter Alpha Monster Hunter Legion Monster Hunter Nemesis
Download or read book One Tough Cookie written by Delise Torres and published by Crooked Lane Books. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Latina Fleabag committed to her carefree single life meets a sexy new mechanic determined to break through her defenses, in this humorous and heartfelt foodie women’s fiction set at a cookie company. All cookies are made with love—even if twenty-seven-year-old Karina Cortés doesn’t believe in the concept. For her, a simple life with no attachments is a good life. And her life is indeed good—even with her biggest accomplishment being passing the GED exam. Karina is able to secure an incredible and well-paying job at Singular Cookies, Inc., a small family-owned cookie manufacturing plant in Fort Pierce, Florida. And although the founders of the company treat her like family, Karina insists she doesn’t need or want one. Not after her mother chose a man over her own daughter, pushing the young Karina to move out and make it on her own. And she couldn’t be happier with her single life, unlike her friends, whose lives revolve around men. Work and play collide when she meets the company’s hot new mechanic, Ian Feliciano, who stirs up feelings she tends to avoid. Karina knows she shouldn’t date him, but she’s strong; she’ll never turn pathetic like her friends or, especially, her mom. And with a looming plant inspection and trying to break up the CEO's new romance, Karina has enough to distract herself. As the inspection draws near and Karina battles her heart, she’ll have to decide whether to continue holding on to deeply ingrained beliefs that keep everyone at bay, or learn that love is not as dangerous as she fears and in the end, it is our history—our singular recipe—that shapes how we live.
