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Book Synopsis Sixty - Oh Fuckity Fuck by : Rebelcat Occasions
Download or read book Sixty - Oh Fuckity Fuck written by Rebelcat Occasions and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-30 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun novelty notebook Small / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, planning and organizing. Would make a perfect gift for 60th Birthday Perfect Size at 6" by 9" 100 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck by : Swearworks
Download or read book Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck written by Swearworks and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck Notebook This blank lined notebook journal is perfect for taking notes, journal writing, essays, to do lists and so much more. A great size that's not too thick and not too thin, and the perfect size to throw into your backpack, bag or purse. DETAILS Size: 6 x 9 Inches Pages: 120 Pages (60 Sheets Front and Back) Lightly College Lined Sheets Crisp White Pages Thick Matte Soft Cover
Book Synopsis Subversive Cross Stitch by : Julie Jackson
Download or read book Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-04-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.
Book Synopsis Happy Fucking 60th Birthday Bitch by : Karlon Douglas
Download or read book Happy Fucking 60th Birthday Bitch written by Karlon Douglas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs Happy Birthday Books" and check out some of our other fun birthday books such as address books, password organizers, sketchbooks and more!
Book Synopsis Happy Fucking 60th Birthday by : Karlon Douglas
Download or read book Happy Fucking 60th Birthday written by Karlon Douglas and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This large print address book is the perfect birthday gift! Anyone wanting an easy to use address book with larger text and a larger book format will find getting themselves organized a breeze. It features space to list 436 contacts including: Name Address Cell Phone Home Phone Work Phone Email Address Other features include: An emergency contacts page in the front of the book for easy access including 911. Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write. A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found. A beautiful, professionally designed cover that lets you express your individuality. Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs birthday books" on Amazon and check out some of our other birthday books such as: Large Print Password Organizers Journals, Diaries, and Notebooks Sketchbooks and much more
Book Synopsis Good F*cking Dough by : Kane Bergman
Download or read book Good F*cking Dough written by Kane Bergman and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2024-09-24 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tasteless Behavior, Tastiest Bakes Make the best damned baked goods of your life with the help of Kane Bergman, A.K.A. the tasteless baker. In this rowdy baking book for amateurs and try-hards alike, Kane’s no-bullsh*t recipes are sure to get you a one-way ticket to pound town. Full of laugh-out-loud commentary and no-nonsense directions, inside you’ll find: · Legendary Sourdough · Señor’s Focaccia · Panty-Droppin’ Cinnamon Rolls · Can’t-Be-F*cked Donuts · G.O.A.T. Sandwich Bread · Hangover Breakfast Sandwich · The Best Pizza That I’ve Ever Eaten · The Cartel’s Pretzels · A Proper F*cking Burger So if you have the courage, follow Kane’s tenth commandment of baking (Trust Thy Process) and come along for the ride. Armed with his shameless dough know-how, you’re on your way to making some good f*cking dough.
Book Synopsis It's My F---ing Birthday by : Merrill Markoe
Download or read book It's My F---ing Birthday written by Merrill Markoe and published by Villard. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “In the coming year,” she said, hoisting her blindingly clean and gleaming glass into the air, “may half of all your dreams come true.” “Mom,” I said to her, “isn’t that kind of pathetic?” “Well, it’s realistic.” It’s her thirty-sixth birthday, and she really thought things would be different this year—that she’d have figured out men and how to get along with her narcissistic parents enough to survive a birthday celebration. But nothing’s changed. Her disappointing day is capped off by the delivery of a huge bouquet of flowers from Carl, with whom she has recently, and bitterly, split. A gesture of reconciliation? Of passive aggression? She’s too unhinged to tell. It’s My F---ing Birthday unfolds in seven state-of-my-life addresses this hapless high school art teacher writes to herself on consecutive birthdays, as she is determined to break the patterns of behavior that are keeping her down. Her objective: to avoid making the same mistakes over and over and start making some new ones. Through seven outrageously funny years of needling parents, self-absorbed boyfriends, riots, O.J., and Monica—and bigger and bigger bouquets from Carl—she navigates a circuitous (and ultimately successful) route to happiness in a world where everything seems to conspire to the contrary. What I Learned This Year That I Need to Remember 1. No more taking the bait from Mom. Even if the fight becomes about not taking the bait. 2. No more dwelling in the past. 3. Try much harder to continue being a vegetarian. This will limit the restaurants the folks can take me to. 4. No more trying to decode the flowers from Carl. If he sends them again, just think of them as a fun, free thing, like a little sample box of cereal or detergent that suddenly appears in the mailbox. 5. Don’t make a big deal out of the fact that there were no guys this year. Perhaps that’s a better thing than continuing to get involved with guys who exhibit behavior from the beginning that indicates the whole thing is completely hopeless. So try to remember the above as a coping strategy when I am so crazed with horniness that I want to throw myself off a building. 6. No more mumbo jumbo. This means no more calling 900 astrology numbers listed at the end of horoscopes in women’s magazines to find out my love forecast. And no more going to psychics, no matter how dicey things get.
Book Synopsis The Charlatans We Are Rock by : John Robb
Download or read book The Charlatans We Are Rock written by John Robb and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-10-31 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the crazed aftermath of the late '80s northern pop explosion there have been few survivors. The Charlatans, however, still prosper despite once being perceived as runts of the Manchester music scene. The cruellest of luck has visited heartbreaking death, nervous exhaustion, a jail sentence, and the prospect of falling almost totally out of fashion upon them. And yet, a deceptively tough band with a charismatic lead singer, their combination of unnerving honesty, sheer pop talent, great live shows, and a total and touching commitment to their fans has seen them survive some of the worst disasters that fate has thrown at any pop group. They have remarkable street suss that, with their small town backgrounds makes them totally at one with their huge following -- a relationship that has given them a fistful of number one albums. This is a tale of a love of pop and a lust for life. A story of northern pop and a band with guts and a passion for creativity. It traces the rise of the Charlatans from the fringes of the Manchester scene in the late Eighties to their current position at the top of British music, one of the key bands of the Nineties in possession of a rare and beautiful canon of great pop tunes.
Download or read book Meganets written by David B. Auerbach and published by PublicAffairs. This book was released on 2023-03-14 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How the autonomous digital forces jolting our lives – as uncontrollable as the weather and plate tectonics – are transforming life, society, culture, and politics. David Auerbach’s exploration of the phenomenon he has identified as the meganet begins with a simple, startling revelation: There is no hand on the tiller of some of the largest global digital forces that influence our daily lives: from corporate sites such as Facebook, Amazon, Google, YouTube, Instagram, and Reddit to the burgeoning metaverse encompassing cryptocurrencies and online gaming to government systems such as China’s Social Credit System and India’s Aadhaar. As we increasingly integrate our society, culture and politics within a hyper-networked fabric, Auerbach explains how the interactions of billions of people with unfathomably large online networks have produced a new sort of beast: ever-changing systems that operate beyond the control of the individuals, companies, and governments that created them. Meganets, Auerbach explains, have a life of their own, actively resisting attempts to control them as they accumulate data and produce spontaneous, unexpected social groups and uprisings that could not have even existed twenty years ago. And they constantly modify themselves in response to user behavior, resulting in collectively authored algorithms none of us intend or control. These enormous invisible organisms exerting great force on our lives are the new minds of the world, increasingly commandeering our daily lives and inner realities. Auerbach’s analysis of these gargantuan opaque digital forces yield important insights such as: The conventional wisdom that the Googles and Facebook of this world are tightly run algorithmic entities is a myth. No one is really in control. The efforts at reform - to get lies and misinformation off meganets - run into a brick wall because the companies and executives who run them are trapped by the persistent, evolving, and opaque systems they have created. Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies are uncontrollable and their embrace by elite financial institutions threatens the entire economy We are asking the wrong questions in assuming that if only the Facebooks of this world could be better regulated or broken up that they would be better, more ethical citizens. Why questions such as making algorithms fair and bias-free and whether AI can be a tool for good or evil are wrong and misinformed Auerbach then comes full circle, showing that while we cannot ultimately control meganets we can tame them through the counterintuitive measures he describes in detail.
Book Synopsis Super Subversive Cross Stitch by : Julie Jackson
Download or read book Super Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Sasquatch Books. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the OG of the Subversive Cross Stitch movement (and brand of the same name) comes Super Subversive Cross Stitch. Featuring 50 easy-to-make designs—both brand-new patterns and fan favorites—stitched together with trademark wit. Don't freak out. Don't make this about you. May your life be as amazing as you pretend it is on Facebook. What fresh hell is this? Not today, Satan. Super Subversive Cross Stitch is here to provide crafters with the snarky inspirations they love to stitch. The book features 50 patterns—23 brand-new designs and 27 fan favorites—along with easy-to-follow instructions for the beginner and fonts and designs for adventurous crafters looking to customize their creations. It recasts a traditional, dare we say "sentimental," craft into a modern, relevant art form. It's the latest offering in the Subversive Cross Stitch brand, beloved by legions of DIYers. Less messy than graffiti, Super Subversive Cross Stitch allows crafters to adorn walls with political pith and irreverent twists on classic quotes ("I think, therefore I drink," "Let the good times be gin"). “This book reminds me that I'm not alone in being crafty and sweary all at the same time. Pass the gin.” —Jenny Lawson, New York Times–bestselling author of Furiously Happy, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, and Broken "Julie is the true OG of the subversive cross-stitch movement. Modern cross-stitch design would not be what it is today without her. She is a positive and supportive force in the cross-stitch community, providing mentorship to other designers and welcoming new stitchers into the hobby. I am so excited about her new book!" —Stephanie Rohr, author of Feminist Cross-Stitch
Download or read book The Fuck Up written by Arthur Nersesian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-24 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arthur Nersesian's underground literary treasure is an unforgettable slice of gritty New York City life. This is the darkly hilarious odyssey of an anonymous slacker. He's a perennial couch-surfer, an aspiring writer searching for himself in spite of himself, and he's just trying to survive. But life has other things in store for the fuck-up. From being dumped by his girlfriend to getting fired for asking for a raise, from falling into a robbery to posing as a gay man to keep his job at a porno theater, the fuck-up's tragi-comedy is perfectly realized by Arthur Nersesian, who manages to create humor and suspense out of urban desperation. "Read it and howl," says Bruce Benderson (author of User), "and be glad it didn't happen to you."
Book Synopsis Happy Fucking 60th Birthday Bitch by : Karlon Douglas
Download or read book Happy Fucking 60th Birthday Bitch written by Karlon Douglas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-04 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This large print address book is the perfect birthday gift! Anyone wanting an easy to use address book with larger text and a larger book format will find getting themselves organized a breeze. It features space to list 436 contacts including: Name Address Cell Phone Home Phone Work Phone Email Address Other features include: An emergency contacts page in the front of the book for easy access including 911. Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write. A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found. A beautiful, professionally designed cover that lets you express your individuality. Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs birthday books" on Amazon and check out some of our other birthday books such as: Large Print Password Organizers Journals, Diaries, and Notebooks Sketchbooks and much more
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday, Wanda June by : Kurt Vonnegut
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Wanda June written by Kurt Vonnegut and published by Dial Press Trade Paperback. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Richly and often pertinently funny [with] a sure instinct for the carefully considered irrelevance . . . a great deal of incidental hilarity [and] inspired idiocy.”—The New York Times Happy Birthday Wanda June was Kurt Vonnegut’s first play, which premiered in New York in 1970 and was then adapted into a film in 1971. It is a darkly humorous and searing examination of the excesses of capitalism, patriotism, toxic masculinity, and American culture in the post-Vietnam War era. Featuring behind-the-scenes photographs from the original stage production, this play captures Vonnegut’s brilliantly distinct perspective unlike we have ever seen it before. “A great artist.”—The Cincinnati Enquirer
Download or read book Dear Diary written by Sunny Tayse and published by Sunny Tayse. This book was released on 2020-04-18 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who would have thought that meeting went swimming on that Friday night would have drastically changed Gianna’s life? Gianna was a profitable party planner in North Carolina who met the twins in hopes of plan in their party but what she got was more than she asked for. She dealt with the scrutiny of meat in the wrong Twin first and hoping she could turn back the hands of time. As things begin to get on track for her after one Twin threw her off track the trip to Italy pushed her relationship over the age where a crashed and burned. Good thing she believed in Resurrection because she almost lost out on the best man in her life. Gianna had enough and was retreating to her hometown in California there she runs into her ex of 10 years where she finally get closure. With an unexpected secret she helped for several months made the twins throw a monkey wrench in her escape plan. Could her relationship survive this drama too Or will this be yet another crash and burn? You’ll have to find out by reading what she wrote and Dear Diary.
Book Synopsis The Perfect Answer by : Andrew Brezak
Download or read book The Perfect Answer written by Andrew Brezak and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2010-11-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teacher John Cintrano has been home schooling Derrick each week since Derrick was thrown out of school. John feels unable to help the confused student, as Derrick officially drops out to join the marines. Reaching into his tragic past, John searches for strength to battle cancer. He turns to his brothers and even to Julia, an English teacher, but soon realizes the only way he will find peace is to find life's true meaning on his own terms. After joining the marines, Derrick is immediately given the harsh reality that Iraq should not have been the place to run from his torment. Derrick hears a voice from his past. The real life lessons he learned from John begin to help him survive. John and Derrick will both learn that The Perfect Answer and the strength to become American heroes may have been inside the classroom the entire time.
Book Synopsis The Milltown Boys at Sixty by : Howard Williamson
Download or read book The Milltown Boys at Sixty written by Howard Williamson and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2021-05-09 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Milltown Boys at Sixty is a story like no other, giving both an insider and an outsider view of the ‘Milltown Boys’, exploring the nature of an ethnographic relationship based on research about their experiences of the criminal justice system. A group classically labelled as delinquents, drug-takers and drop-outs, the Boys were also, in many different ways, fathers, friends and family men, differentially immersed in the labour market, in very different family relationships and now very differently connected to criminal activity. Williamson has written books capturing their experiences over the fifty years of his continued association with them: about their teenage years; and twenty years later, in middle-age. This book is about them as they pass the age of 60, providing a personal account of the relationship between Williamson and the Boys, and the distinctive – perhaps even controversial – research methodology that enabled the mapping of their lives. It provides a unique and detailed insight into the ways in which the lives of the Milltown Boys that started with such shared beginnings have unfolded in so many diverse and fascinating ways. These accounts will be of interest to the lay reader curious about the way others have managed (or failed to manage) their lives, the professional who works with those living, often struggling, on the wrong side of the tracks, and the academic researching and teaching about social exclusion, substance misuse, criminal justice transitions and the life course.