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Hair of the Corn Dog

Author : A.K. Turner
Publisher : Fever Streak Press
ISBN 13 : 0991375939
Total Pages : 159 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (913 download)

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Download or read book Hair of the Corn Dog written by A.K. Turner and published by Fever Streak Press. This book was released on 2014-02-26 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a NEW YORK TIMES best seller! PUBLISHERS WEEKLY STARRED REVIEW: The third book in the Tales of Imperfection series from Turner (This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, Mommy Had a Little Flask), a mother of two from Idaho, provides another hilarious account of parenthood. A self-admitted neat freak, the author details the important distinctions between paper towels and dishcloths, and wishes she could "conduct a class highlighting these differences and then create a test with various scenarios." Also a lover of travel, she signs up for HomeExchange.com—a house-swapping service—in hopes of a family holiday to an exotic locale, while pondering the headline "Idaho: Just Like New York, Only Different." With her characteristic good-spirited, self-deprecating humor, Turner describes taking her kids to a children's art camp on the Jersey Shore and surviving a back-to-school night "ice cream unsocial." Well paced, entertaining, and full of endearing stories on parenting, this new addition to Turner's popular series will leave readers looking forward to the next installment. BOOK DESCRIPTION: In the latest laugh-out-loud confessional from A.K. Turner’s "Tales of Imperfection” series, the author relates her adventures on the Jersey Shore, at an Idaho drag show with her in-laws, and surviving the perils of an elementary school ice-cream social with equal parts wit and heart. The laughter pairs well with two parts cocktail. “It’s rare for a writer to actually make me laugh out loud, but A.K. Turner does just that.” —Robin O'Bryant, New York Times bestselling author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “I laughed out loud at Mommy Had a Little Flask, but make no mistake, this book is equally heartfelt and humorous as A.K. Turner delves into all the wonders, challenges and horrifying playground moments of parenting – the most extreme sport there is.” —Cameron Morfit, Sports Illustrated “A.K. Turner is always hilarious, and she doesn’t disappoint.” —Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat “The thing that I can’t get over with A.K. Turner is that she is endlessly fresh. Funny, always, but fresh, sweet funny that keeps me coming back again and again...and craving more. Always can’t wait to read her latest.” —Meredith Spidel, The Mom of the Year “A.K. Turner can turn even the simplest family story into a rollicking, outrageous, hilarious adventure. Buckle up!” —Michelle Newman, You’re My Favorite Today, contributor to the bestselling humor anthologies I Just Want to Pee Alone and I Just Want to Be Alone, and Community Contributor at Entertainment Weekly “A.K. Turner is the best friend that we dream of having: someone who is smart and eloquent and doesn’t take herself or her life too seriously. That is what makes all of her books so fabulous, you can’t help but envision yourself right alongside of her, cheering her on, laughing out loud and thanking your lucky stars that you have her in your life.” —Lynn Morrison, The Nomad Mom Diary, Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Bloggers, Circle of Moms Top 25 European Bloggers, and contributor to BLUNTmoms and The Huffington Post “A.K. Turner’s writing manages to be both hilarious and heartfelt at the same time. When I read her words, I find myself laughing to the point of tears one minute and then crying real tears the next. It’s writing that makes you feel something. Something real and deep and honest. Which is how writing should be.” —Deva Dalporto, My Life Suckers

Tales of Imperfection Complete Collection

Author : A.K. Turner
Publisher : Fever Streak Press
ISBN 13 : 0991375947
Total Pages : 493 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (913 download)

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Download or read book Tales of Imperfection Complete Collection written by A.K. Turner and published by Fever Streak Press. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 493 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A.K. Turner's Tales of Imperfection series includes The New York Times bestsellers This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store and Hair of the Corn Dog and the IPPY award winner Mommy Had a Little Flask. The self-deprecating and brutally blunt mother of two delivers the mayhem and adventures of family life in what Publishers Weekly calls "reliably honest and zany storytelling" and a "hilarious account of parenthood". “It’s rare for a writer to actually make me laugh out loud, but A.K. Turner does just that.” —Robin O'Bryant, New York Times bestselling author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “I laughed out loud at Mommy Had a Little Flask, but make no mistake, this book is equally heartfelt and humorous as A.K. Turner delves into all the wonders, challenges and horrifying playground moments of parenting – the most extreme sport there is.” —Cameron Morfit, Sports Illustrated “A.K. Turner is always hilarious, and she doesn’t disappoint.” —Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat “The thing that I can’t get over with A.K. Turner is that she is endlessly fresh. Funny, always, but fresh, sweet funny that keeps me coming back again and again...and craving more. Always can’t wait to read her latest.” —Meredith Spidel, The Mom of the Year “A.K. Turner can turn even the simplest family story into a rollicking, outrageous, hilarious adventure. Buckle up!” —Michelle Newman, You’re My Favorite Today, contributor to the bestselling humor anthologies I Just Want to Pee Alone and I Just Want to Be Alone, and Community Contributor at Entertainment Weekly “A.K. Turner is the best friend that we dream of having: someone who is smart and eloquent and doesn’t take herself or her life too seriously. That is what makes all of her books so fabulous, you can’t help but envision yourself right alongside of her, cheering her on, laughing out loud and thanking your lucky stars that you have her in your life.” —Lynn Morrison, The Nomad Mom Diary, Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Bloggers, Circle of Moms Top 25 European Bloggers, and contributor to BLUNTmoms and The Huffington Post “A.K. Turner’s writing manages to be both hilarious and heartfelt at the same time. When I read her words, I find myself laughing to the point of tears one minute and then crying real tears the next. It’s writing that makes you feel something. Something real and deep and honest. Which is how writing should be.” —Deva Dalporto, My Life Suckers

The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving

Author : Jonathan Evison
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1616203153
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving written by Jonathan Evison and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving (releasing June 24, 2016 as a Netflix Original Film titled The Fundamentals of Caring, starring Paul Rudd and Selena Gomez), Jonathan Evison, author of the new novel This Is Your Life, Harriet Chance! and the New York Times bestseller West of Here, has crafted a novel of the heart, a story of unlikely heroes in a grand American landscape. For Ben Benjamin, all has been lost--his wife, his family, his home, his livelihood. Hoping to find a new direction, he enrolls in a night class called The Fundamentals of Caregiving, where he will learn to take care of people with disabilities. He is instructed about professionalism, about how to keep an emotional distance between client and provider, and about the art of inserting catheters while avoiding liability. But when Ben is assigned his first client--a tyrannical nineteen-year-old boy named Trevor, who is in the advanced stages of Duchenne muscular dystrophy--he soon discovers that the endless service checklists have done nothing to prepare him for the reality of caring for a fiercely stubborn, sexually frustrated teenager who has an ax to grind with the whole world. Over time, the relationship between Ben and Trev, which had begun with mutual misgivings, evolves into a close friendship, and the traditional boundaries between patient and caregiver begin to blur. The bond between them strengthens as they embark on a road trip to visit Trev’s ailing father--a journey rerouted by a series of bizarre roadside attractions that propel them into an impulsive adventure disrupted by one birth, two arrests, a freakish dust storm, and a six-hundred-mile cat-and-mouse pursuit by a mysterious brown Buick Skylark. By the end of that journey, Trev has had his first taste of love, and Ben has found a new reason to love life. Bursting with energy and filled with moments of absolute beauty, this big-hearted and inspired novel ponders life’s terrible surprises as well as what it takes to truly care for another human being.

Danielle Walker's Against All Grain Celebrations

Author : Danielle Walker
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1607749424
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Danielle Walker's Against All Grain Celebrations written by Danielle Walker and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • 125 recipes for grain-free, dairy-free, and gluten-free comfort food dishes for holidays and special occasions NAMED ONE OF THE FIVE BEST GLUTEN-FREE COOKBOOKS OF ALL TIME BY MINDBODYGREEN When people adopt a new diet for health or personal reasons, they worry most about the parties, holidays, and events with strong food traditions, fearing their fond memories will be lost along with the newly eliminated food groups. After suffering for years with a debilitating autoimmune disease and missing many of these special occasions herself, Danielle Walker has revived the joy that cooking for holidays can bring in Danielle Walker's Against All Grain Celebrations, a collection of recipes and menus for twelve special occasions throughout the year. Featuring a variety of birthday cakes, finger foods to serve at a baby or bridal shower, and re-creations of backyard barbecue standards like peach cobbler and corn bread, Danielle includes all of the classics. There’s a full Thanksgiving spread—complete with turkey and stuffing, creamy green bean casserole, and pies—and menus for Christmas dinner; a New Year's Eve cocktail party and Easter brunch are covered, along with suggestions for beverages and cocktails and the all-important desserts. Recipes can be mixed and matched among the various occasions, and many of the dishes are simple enough for everyday cooking. Stunning full-color photographs of every dish make browsing the pages as delightful as cooking the recipes, and beautiful party images provide approachable and creative entertaining ideas. Making recipes using unfamiliar ingredients can cause anxiety, and while trying a new menu on a regular weeknight leaves some room for error, the meal simply cannot fail when you have a table full of guests celebrating a special occasion. Danielle has transformed her most cherished family traditions into trustworthy recipes you can feel confident serving, whether you’re hosting a special guest with food allergies, or cooking for a crowd of regular grain-eaters.

Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog

Author : Mark Leyner
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307766047
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog written by Mark Leyner and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2011-07-20 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fiendishly innovative young writer ups the ante on his cult classics Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist with a book so funny that it ought to be a controlled substance. "With his pumped-up prose and steroidal satire . . . You could call him the Quentin Tarantino of cult fiction."--Newsweek.

Flatland

Author : R. Yarbrough
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595476120
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book Flatland written by R. Yarbrough and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in a small, West Texas town, racial differences, a murder, and rites of passage thread Bip through the rough skin of the community.

The Continuing Adventures of Luke and Snoops

Author : Mark DuPree
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (861 download)

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Download or read book The Continuing Adventures of Luke and Snoops written by Mark DuPree and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-09-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Continue the adventure with Luke and Snoops as they deal with their foe, the Alley Kids. Listen to Uncle Duke's wild stories. Find out what dark secret Victoria has.

The Red String

Author : Deborah Ireland
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503588882
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book The Red String written by Deborah Ireland and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-07-25 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is the beginning of World War II, and the gods in heaven are not happy. Two mortals have been chosen to change the outcome of the war. The gods have come down from heaven, and their spirits have entered the bodies of the earthlings that will guide the young man and woman in their journey to change the world. The two fall in love and are tied together by fate and the destiny of the gods. Little do they know that they are being guided, and it is only the red string that will bring them together in the end.

Everybody Bugs Out

Author : Leslie Margolis
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1599905264
Total Pages : 206 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (999 download)

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Download or read book Everybody Bugs Out written by Leslie Margolis and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixth-grader Annabelle realizes that she has a crush on Oliver, with whom she is doing a science fair project, just before the Valentine's Day dance--and just before her friend Claire announces her crush on him.

The Fourteenth Goldfish

Author : Jennifer L. Holm
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 0375871144
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book The Fourteenth Goldfish written by Jennifer L. Holm and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Believe in the possible . . . with this New York Times bestseller by three-time Newbery Honor winner Jennifer L. Holm. A perfect read about a child's relationship with her grandfather! Galileo. Newton. Salk. Oppenheimer. Science can change the world . . . but can it go too far? Eleven-year-old Ellie has never liked change. She misses fifth grade. She misses her old best friend. She even misses her dearly departed goldfish. Then one day a strange boy shows up. He’s bossy. He’s cranky. And weirdly enough . . . he looks a lot like Ellie’s grandfather, a scientist who’s always been slightly obsessed with immortality. Could this gawky teenager really be Grandpa Melvin? Has he finally found the secret to eternal youth? With a lighthearted touch and plenty of humor, Jennifer Holm celebrates the wonder of science and explores fascinating questions about life and death, family and friendship, immortality . . . and possibility. Look for EXCLUSIVE NEW MATERIAL in the paperback—including Ellie’s gallery of scientists and other STEM-appropriate features. And don’t miss the much-anticipated sequel, The Third Mushroom! “Warm, witty, and wise.” —The New York Times * “Written in a clean, crisp style, with lively dialogue and wit, this highly accessible novel will find a ready audience.” —Booklist, Starred * “Top-notch middle-grade fiction.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred * “Ellie’s memorable journey into the world of science will inspire readers to explore the world around them and celebrate the possible.” —Shelf Awareness, Starred “Awesomely strange and startlingly true-to-life. It makes you wonder what’s possible.” —Rebecca Stead, Newbery Medal–winning author of When You Reach Me 25 STATE AWARD LISTS including the Sunshine State!

A Turkish and English Lexicon

Author : Sir James William Redhouse
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 2246 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Turkish and English Lexicon written by Sir James William Redhouse and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 2246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Hidden Power of F*cking Up

Author : The Try Guys
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062879634
Total Pages : 491 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book The Hidden Power of F*cking Up written by The Try Guys and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 491 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The Try Guys deliver their first book—an inspirational self-improvement guide that teaches you that the path to success is littered with humiliating detours, embarrassing mistakes, and unexpected failures. To be our best selves, we must become secure in our insecurities. In The Hidden Power of F*cking Up, The Try Guys - Keith, Ned, Zach, and Eugene - reveal their philosophy of trying: how to fully embrace fear, foolishness, and embarrassment in an effort to understand how we all get paralyzed by a fear of failure. They’ll share how four shy, nerdy kids have dealt with their most poignant life struggles by attacking them head-on and reveal their - ahem - sure-fail strategies for achieving success. But they’re not just here to talk; they’re actually going to put their advice to work. To demonstrate their unique self-improvement formula, they’ll each personally confront their deepest insecurities. A die-hard meat-lover goes vegan for the first time. A straight-laced father transforms into a fashionista. A perpetually single sidekick becomes the romantic lead. A child of divorce finally grows more intimate with his family. Through their insightful, emotional journeys and surprising, hilarious anecdotes, they’ll help you overcome your own self-doubt to become the best, most f*cked up version of yourself you can be!

Sophie and the New Girl

Author : Nancy N. Rue
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 0310568471
Total Pages : 95 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Sophie and the New Girl written by Nancy N. Rue and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2009-12-15 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sophie’s back with more middle-school adventures! The just-formed film club has brought a new girl into the Flakes’ orbit: Phoebe is witty, fun, and an awesome actress, but then the girls discover she harbors a prejudice against one of their own. When this same girl is accused of theft, the Pops—and even some of the Flakes—are only too happy to turn against her. And when Dr. Peter suggests that Sophie has a Christian responsibility to try to understand Phoebe, Sophie’s ready to throw up her hands. But then the absolute truth dawns: God wants us to reach out to those who are lost—even if it makes us uncomfortable. Armed with insight, Sophie puts faith into action and gains a friend in the process.

Partners

Author : William Harrington
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Partners written by William Harrington and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Hanging Onto Faith

Author : Belinda Slider-Baker
Publisher : BookRix
ISBN 13 : 3955005445
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Hanging Onto Faith written by Belinda Slider-Baker and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2012-11-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Summer had a wonderful husband, a beautiful daughter, Faith, and a successful Interior Design Business. Her husband is killed in an explosion when her daughter was two. Her husband's twin, Braedyn, has always been a part of their lives. But, one day all of their worlds get turn upside down. Summer becomes more dependent on Braedyn and doesn't even realize it. Faith, at 4 years old now, loves having Braedyn around. Braedyn can only see Summer as his dead brother's wife, but sees Faith as his own. Will a crisis bring them all together as a family, tear them apart, or send one of them over the edge?

Morium

Author : S.J. Hermann
Publisher : S.J. Hermann
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 139 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Morium written by S.J. Hermann and published by S.J. Hermann. This book was released on 2014-09-20 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A GRIPPING SUPERNATURAL THRILLER - Book 1 of the MORIUM TRILOGY If you had the powers to avenge yourself... would you? Bullied... Years of shame... Lexi and Nathan knew pain. MORIUM is the story of Alexandria and Nathan... and Stacy. Three teenagers who were victims of bullying all through high school. They kept their torment a secret from their family and tried to cope in their own way. They only had each other. Their friendship saw them through the seemingly endless years of suffering. But hope was in sight… they will be graduating soon. The vision of a new life away from the bullies and the constant humiliation, gave them something to look forward to. If only that day came sooner. One night, Lexi and Nathan saw an object fall from the sky and went to investigate. As they touched the rock, a strange power entered their bodies. Suddenly, they're not helpless anymore. They can get revenge for all the suffering and pain they had to endure. How will they use these powers? MORIUM discusses the moral dilemma of doing what's right against getting revenge. When your dignity has been shattered and your life has been a living hell... what is RIGHT?

AFROCUBAN OSAIN TREATY -English-

Author : MARCELO MADAN
Publisher : Madan Orunmila Edition Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book AFROCUBAN OSAIN TREATY -English- written by MARCELO MADAN and published by Madan Orunmila Edition Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-18 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Book "Treaty of Afro-Cuban Osain" is based on the knowledge of the Afro-Cuban tradition, of this important deity of Yoruba origin. It contains extensive and very complete information on the knowledge of the liturgical ceremonial of Osain, as developed by the great Osainists of the island of Cuba included, its creation, oath ceremony and consecration of the foundation. With more than 900 works and insheses that allows you, solve all the problems that come your way. More than 160 signatures to work with Osain as well as full color photos of the plants, sticks and birds that are used to support you in your work as Babalawo in this field and also a extensive Lukumí vocabulary that will help you decipher the phrases and prayers of this complex liturgical writing.