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Guys Read: Funny Business

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062017632
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book Guys Read: Funny Business written by Jon Scieszka and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-09-21 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Business, the first volume in Jon Scieszka's Guys Read Library of Great Reading, features ten short stories guaranteed to delight, amuse, and possibly make you spit your milk in your friend's face. There's something for everyone in this collection of short stories from some of the funniest writers around. This hilarious, offbeat first installment in the Guys Read Library is 100% grade-A humor, guaranteed to have kids of all ages asking for more. Authors include Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo & Jon Scieszka, Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo, with illustrations by Adam Rex.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo

Author : Rick Riordan
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1368019129
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo written by Rick Riordan and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The trouble starts when Apollo introduces Percy and his friend Grover the satyr to the Chryseae Celedones. Three golden women--living statues--appear in front of them, and sing one blissful chord. Apollo has a concert tonight at Mount Olympus, and he needs the Celedones as his backup singers. But there should be a quartet, not a trio--one of the singers has gone rogue. It's up to Percy and Grover to find the missing Celedon somewhere in New York City before she causes any problems. Capturing an attention-seeking automaton in a crowd of mortals is going to require some cagey thinking. Will Percy and Grover succeed, or hit a sour note?

The Humor Code

Author : Peter McGraw
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451665423
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Humor Code written by Peter McGraw and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part road-trip comedy and part social science experiment, a scientist and a journalist travel the globe to discover the secret behind what makes things funny, questioning countless experts, including Louis C.K., along the way.

Business Lunchatations

Author : Bo Dietl
Publisher : Chamberlain Brothers
ISBN 13 : 9781596090538
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (95 download)

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Download or read book Business Lunchatations written by Bo Dietl and published by Chamberlain Brothers. This book was released on 2005 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How one tough cop became one tough businessman. Bo Dietl is a legend in the New York City Police Department. His hardheaded attitude and never-give-up ethic of crime fighting earned him a reputation as a man to be respected-and not to be taken lightly. After retiring from the force in 1985, Dietl went into business for himself as a security consultant and built an international company worth millions. Here, in his own inimitable style, Bo Dietl shows how, through smart networking, anyone can make it just as big as he did. Using examples from his own vast experience in dealing with business friends and foes in a variety of situations-including his "lunchatation situations," where personal connections and opportunity can come together in any setting-Dietl tells how knowing what to say, how to say it, when to say it, and who to say it to can count more than anything when it comes to success in the winner-take-all arena of big business.

I Love Capitalism!

Author : Ken Langone
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735216258
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book I Love Capitalism! written by Ken Langone and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller Iconoclastic entrepreneur and New York legend Ken Langone tells the compelling story of how a poor boy from Long Island became one of America's most successful businessmen. Ken Langone has seen it all on his way to a net worth beyond his wildest dreams. A pillar of corporate America for decades, he's a co-founder of Home Depot, a former director of the New York Stock Exchange, and a world-class philanthropist (including $200 million for NYU's Langone Health). In this memoir he finally tells the story of his unlikely rise and controversial career. It's also a passionate defense of the American Dream -- of preserving a country in which any hungry kid can reach the maximum potential of his or her talents and work ethic. In a series of fascinating stories, Langone shows how he struggled to get an education, break into Wall Street, and scramble for an MBA at night while competing with privileged competitors by day. He shares how he learned how to evaluate what a business is worth and apply his street smarts to 8-figure and 9-figure deals . And he's not shy about discussing, for the first time, his epic legal and PR battle with former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer. His ultimate theme is that free enterprise is the key to giving everyone a leg up. As he writes: This book is my love song to capitalism. Capitalism works! And I'm living proof -- it works for everybody. Absolutely anybody is entitled to dream big, and absolutely everybody should dream big. I did. Show me where the silver spoon was in my mouth. I've got to argue profoundly and passionately: I'm the American Dream.

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2002 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales.

Afternoon Men

Author : Anthony Powell
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022618689X
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (261 download)

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Download or read book Afternoon Men written by Anthony Powell and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2014-11-06 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A social comedy about "a company of giddyheads" and their wanderings in London's Bohemia.

Guys Read: Heroes & Villains

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062385623
Total Pages : 205 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)

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Download or read book Guys Read: Heroes & Villains written by Jon Scieszka and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heroes and Villains, the seventh volume in Jon Scieszka’s Guys Read Library of Great Reading, is chock-full of adventure featuring an array of characters—with and without capes. Featuring ten all-new, original stories that run the gamut from fantasy to comics to contemporary adventure to nonfiction, and featuring eleven of the most acclaimed, exciting writers for kids working today, this collection is the perfect book for you, whether you use your powers for good—or evil. Authors include Laurie Halse Anderson, Cathy Camper and Raúl Gonzalez, Sharon Creech, Jack Gantos, Christopher Healy, Deborah Hopkinson, Ingrid Law, Pam Muñoz Ryan, Lemony Snicket, and Eugene Yelchin, with illustrations by Jeff Stokely.

Knucklehead

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 067001138X
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Knucklehead written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How did Jon Scieszka get so funny, anyway? Growing up as one of six brothers was a good start, but that was just the beginning. Throw in Catholic school, lots of comic books, lazy summers at the lake with time to kill, babysitting misadventures, TV shows, jokes told at family dinner, and the result is Knucklehead. Part memoir, part scrapbook, this hilarious trip down memory lane provides a unique glimpse into the formation of a creative mind and a free spirit. Watch a QuickTime trailer for this book.

Lawn Boy

Author : Gary Paulsen
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 0553494651
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (534 download)

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Download or read book Lawn Boy written by Gary Paulsen and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2009-03-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day I was 12 years old and broke. Then Grandma gave me Grandpa's old riding lawnmower. I set out to mow some lawns. More people wanted me to mow their lawns. And more and more. . . . One client was Arnold the stockbroker, who offered to teach me about "the beauty of capitalism. Supply and Demand. Diversify labor. Distribute the wealth." "Wealth?" I said. "It's groovy, man," said Arnold. If I'd known what was coming, I might have climbed on my mower and putted all the way home to hide in my room. But the lawn business grew and grew. So did my profits, which Arnold invested in many things. And one of them was Joey Pow the prizefighter. That's when my 12th summer got really interesting.

Hot Dudes Reading

Author : Hot Dudes Reading
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501127543
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Hot Dudes Reading written by Hot Dudes Reading and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humans of New York meets Porn for Women in this collection of candid photos, clever captions, and hilarious hashtags about one of the most important subjects of our time: hot dudes reading. Based on the viral Instagram account of the same name, Hot Dudes Reading takes its readers on a ride through all five boroughs of New York City, with each section covering a different subway line. Using their expert photography skills (covert iPhone shots) and journalistic ethics (#NoKindles), the authors capture the most beautiful bibliophiles in all of New York—and take a few detours to interview some of the most popular hot dudes from the early days of the Instagram account. Fun, irreverent, and wittily-observed, this book is tailor-made for book lovers in search of their own happy endings—and those who just want to get lost between the covers for a while.

Guys Read

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Walden Pond Press
ISBN 13 : 9781489836328
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (363 download)

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Download or read book Guys Read written by Jon Scieszka and published by Walden Pond Press. This book was released on 2014 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents ten true stories that include essays, biographies, and travelogues.

Science Verse

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
ISBN 13 : 9780670062690
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (626 download)

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Download or read book Science Verse written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2007 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the teacher tells his class that they can hear the poetry of science in everything, a student is struck with a curse and begins hearing nothing but science verses that sound very much like some well-known poems.

Guys Read: Funny Business

Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061963747
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Guys Read: Funny Business written by Jon Scieszka and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-09-21 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s here: Volume One of the official Guys Read Library. Jon Scieszka’s Guys Read initiative was founded on a simple premise: that young guys enjoy reading most when they have reading they can enjoy. And out of this comes a series that aims to give them just that. Ten books, arranged by theme, featuring the best of the best where writing for kids is concerned. Each book is a collection of original short stories, but these aren’t your typical anthologies—each book is edgy, inventive, visual, and one-of-a-kind, featuring a different theme for guys to get excited about. Funny Business is based around the theme of—what else?—humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you’re in store for: ten hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; the only kid in his middle school who hasn’t turned into a vampire, wizard, or superhero; and more. And the contributor list includes bestselling author, award winners, and fresh new talent alike: Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo (writing with Jon Scieszka), Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo. Guys Read is all about turning young readers into lifelong ones—and with this book, and each subsequent installment in the series, we aim to leave no guy unturned.

Thriller

Author : M. T. Anderson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781451716955
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book Thriller written by M. T. Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume provides a collection of ghostly and mysterious stories.

First Down and a Billion

Author : Gene Klein
Publisher : William Morrow & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780688068943
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (689 download)

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Download or read book First Down and a Billion written by Gene Klein and published by William Morrow & Company. This book was released on 1987-01-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The funny, frank, and revealing inside story of Gene Klein's two tumultuous decades as owner of the San Diego Chargers, presenting a hilarious view of the business of sports and the sport of business.