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Author : Mary Mcbride
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788182749726
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (497 download)
Download or read book Grandma Knows Best But No One Ever Listens written by Mary Mcbride and published by . This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mary McBride
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780881660975
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (69 download)
Download or read book Grandma Knows Best, But No One Ever Listens! written by Mary McBride and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mary McBride
Publisher : Janesville, WI : The Brothers Grinn
ISBN 13 : 9780962760143
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (61 download)
Download or read book Grandpa Knows Best, But No One Ever Listens! written by Mary McBride and published by Janesville, WI : The Brothers Grinn. This book was released on 1992 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mary McBride
Publisher : Meadowbrook Press
ISBN 13 : 9780881660944
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (69 download)
Download or read book Grandma Knows Best, But No One Ever Listens written by Mary McBride and published by Meadowbrook Press. This book was released on 1987 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since anyone can remember, grandmas have been stuck with babysitting while parents enjoy a night on the town - or two weeks in the Bahamas. Now there's help for beleaguered grandmas from Mary McBride, who instructs them on how to 'scheme, lie, cheat, and threaten so you'll be thought of as a sweet, darling grandma'.
Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545261244
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (452 download)
Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Author : Barbara Johnson
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1418515809
Total Pages : 95 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)
Download or read book Humor Me written by Barbara Johnson and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2009-03-15 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join the Queen of Encouragement for a lap around the laugh track! Laughing is Barbara Johnson's favorite aerobic exercise, and Humor Me is a zany collection of her heartiest laugh-filled workouts. Its pages bubble over with fun poked at some of the most laughable things in God's creation: the wonders of womanhood, the thrill and terror of child rearing, the Catch-22 of aging, the mirthful mysteries of men, and that hilarious show-stopper: death. This little book is a big gift for anyone who loves to laugh?or needs to laugh. If you've hit a pothole that has knocked the joy right out of your life, Barbara's favorite gigglers can realign your sense of humor, energize your joy level, and shine a beam of fun-light into your heart.
Author : Janet Lanese
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0307488381
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)
Download or read book More Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes...No Two Are Alike written by Janet Lanese and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2013-05-22 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No one gives comfort, love, and laughter like a grandma can! “Your grandma and your dog will always love you no matter what you do,” says Matthew, age ten. From the mouths of babes and grandmas comes this irresistible sequel to the beloved Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes. Here is an all-new treasury of wise, witty, and wonderful sayings and advice from veteran grandmas, first-timers, and grandmothers-in-waiting--including such famous names as Sophia Loren, Maya Angelou, and Barbara Bush. Here are hilarious and heartwarming observations, plus wisdom for negotiating the sometimes delicate challenges of grandparenting. Don’t miss . . . • The secrets of staying young with your grandchildren • Grandma Jan’s gentle but hard-won wisdom • The fountain of youth--and other things only grandmas know • What children really think about their grandmothers And more!
Author : Penelope Fritzer
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 9780786480647
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (86 download)
Download or read book Merry Wives and Others written by Penelope Fritzer and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2010-06-28 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In many ways, the history of domestic humor writing is also a history of domestic life in the twentieth century. For many years, domestic humor was written primarily by females; significant contributions from male writers began as times and family structures changed. It remains timeless because of its basis on the relationships between husbands and wives, parents and children, houses and inhabitants, pets and their owners, chores and their doers, and neighbors. This work is a historical and literary survey of humorists who wrote about home. It begins with a chapter on the social context of and attitudes toward traditional domestic roles and housewives. The following chapters, beginning with the 1920s and continuing through today, cover the different time periods and the foremost American domestic humorists, and the humor written by surrogate parents, grown children about their childhood families, husbands, and Canadian and English writers. Also covered are the differences among various writers toward traditional domestic roles--some, like Erma Bombeck and Judith Viorst, embraced them, while others, like Caryl Kristenson and Marilyn Kentz, resisted them. Common themes, such as the isolation and competitiveness of housework, home as an idealized metaphysical goal and ongoing physical challenge, and the urban, suburban, and rural life, are also explored.
Author : Trish Kuffner
Publisher : Da Capo Press
ISBN 13 : 1476769192
Total Pages : 2277 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)
Download or read book The Busy Book Ebook Bundle written by Trish Kuffner and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 2277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Busy Book Bundle is packed with over 1400 fun, engaging activities, crafts, and games to keep toddlers and preschoolers busy and learning! A must-read for anyone raising or teaching young children. Includes four books: The Toddler's Busy Book, The Preschooler's Busy Book, The Arts & Crafts Busy Book, and The Wiggle & Giggle Busy Book. The Toddler's and Preschooler's Busy Books show parents and day-care providers how to prevent boredom during the longest stretches of indoor weather with ideas for indoor play, kitchen activities, and arts and crafts projects; stimulate a child's natural curiosity with entertaining reading, math, language, science, and motor-skills activities; encourage a child's physical, mental, and emotional growth with ideas for music, dance, drama, and outdoor play; and keep children occupied during long car trips or while running errands. The Arts & Crafts Busy Book encourages children ages two to six to use their imagination and self-expression in fun creative projects. It shows parents and daycare providers how to: focus a child's energy constructively using paint, glue, play dough, paper, and markers; encourage the development of a child's concentration and coordination, as well as organizational skills; save money by making many of the supplies with items found around the home; and celebrate holidays and special occasions with projects and activities. The Wiggle & Giggle Busy Book contains 365 creative, lively games and activities to keep toddlers and preschoolers busy and active. It provides great alternatives to watching television, playing video games, or doing other sedentary activities. This book will get your young child up and moving for hours! The Wiggle & Giggle Busy Book shows parents and daycare providers how to: instill a love of physical exercise through games and activities that encourage a child to move; focus a child's energy constructively; encourage a child to strengthen large and small motor skills; and connect music and rhyme with physical expression to develop a child's creativity.
Author : Barbara Johnson
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1418516112
Total Pages : 545 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)
Download or read book Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death written by Barbara Johnson and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2000-03-19 with total page 545 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab your giggle box! Here comes Barbara Johnson with another helping heap of joy for women of all ages, aches, and "architecture." Author Barbara Johnson's encouraging book about a woman's adventures in aging, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, became the number-one best-selling paperback in the Christian market for the year in which it was published. Soon hordes of happy readers were flooding Barbara's mailbox with their own favorite jokes, touching stories, and hilarious tales of female misadventures. Now Barb has packed that amazing collection of wacky wit into this boisterously funny new book that's full of "laff leaks" about every stage of a woman's life?from diapers to dentures. No matter what stage of the "hormonal cesspool" you're splashing through, there's something here to touch your heart. You'll love Barb's quirky empty-nest de-cluttering strategies, her joyful insights on stress-soothing, husband-handling, kid-corralling, and parent-parenting in chapters like these: Having a Baby Is Like Writing a Book?Lots of Whining, Begging, and Pushing Who Are These Kids, and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? I Finally Got My Head Together?Then My Body Fell Apart We Started Out With Nothing?and Still Have Most of It Left Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends is a heart-warming ride over the waves of humor in God's endless sea of love.
Author : Robinne Lee
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 125012591X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book The Idea of You written by Robinne Lee and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.
Author : Mary McBride
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451679696
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Grandchildren Keep You Young written by Mary McBride and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since anyone can remember, grandmas have been stuck with baby-sitting while parents enjoy a night on the town...or two weeks in the Bahamas. Now there's help for beleaguered grandmas from Mary McBride, who instructs them on how to "scheme, lie, cheat, and threaten so you'll be thought of as a sweet, darling grandma." McBride leaves grandmas in tears -- of laughter -- with outrageous helpful hints: A short course in baby care for grandmas who still remember when diapers were fastened by safety pins; Creative suggestions for showing baby photos to anyone in any situation; How to get out of baby-sitting...or, if stuck, how to housebreak the kids before they wreck the house; How to get kids to behave at a restaurant...at least until they've ordered their food; Reality therapy for grandmas who think their grandchildren are perfect; How to advise the daughter-in-law without being banned from her home; How to behave at confirmations, bar mitzvahs, graduations, and weddings so the grandchild won't be embarrassed.
Author : Barbara Johnson
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1418516279
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)
Download or read book Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death written by Barbara Johnson and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 1997-03-06 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barbara Johnson reveals her hilarious anti-aging remedy. Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death is your wise and witty guide to the joys and challenges of aging gleefully. "They say the best way to grow old is not to be in a hurry about it and Lord knows, I've put it off for as long as I could," says Barbara. But old age happens without any effort on our part. If you're alive, you're getting older. So what happens when you find yourself between menopause and LARGE PRINT? This best-selling author offers a delightful recipe for living life to the fullest in your later years and spices it with loads of laughter. She shows how she came to her own decision to age ferociously instead of gracefully. From savoring the "here and now" to preparing for our glorious future in heaven, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death is a lighthearted and encouraging book on the joys and problems of growing older. You'll laugh at Barbara Johnson's zany insights on aging.
Author : Mary McBride
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780962760167
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (61 download)
Download or read book Please Don't Call Me Collect on Mother's Day written by Mary McBride and published by . This book was released on 1996-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Olwen Davies
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1491875402
Total Pages : 805 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (918 download)
Download or read book They Didn't Listen, They Didn't Know How written by Olwen Davies and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013-09-09 with total page 805 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They say dont judge a book by its cover, but its human nature to instinctively do it. On this cover, Ive placed a framed picture of my husband as he was in life, with the words They didnt listen, they didnt know how, indicating from where he is right now, he can see a bigger picture. I say framed because there is evidence indicating he was a diabetic, but in fact, he was suffering from something else. The back cover has a selection of photographs of him enjoying life against a background of honeycomb with the inscription Life became too sweet for me. I invite you to read on with an open mind!
Author : Amy Newmark
Publisher : Chicken Soup for the Soul
ISBN 13 : 1611599873
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (115 download)
Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Soul: Mom Knows Best written by Amy Newmark and published by Chicken Soup for the Soul. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every mom knows that she’s usually right. It just takes a while for the kids to catch on. These stories celebrate the experience, understanding and wisdom of mothers, grandmothers, stepmothers, and mothers-in-law. What a great way to show the mothers in your family that you know they were right all along. New moms and experienced moms will enjoy these stories of love and appreciation from grown and almost grown children of all ages. This is a popular gift for mothers, grandmothers, stepmothers, and mothers-in-law all year round.
Author : Deborah Smith
Publisher : BelleBooks
ISBN 13 : 1935661213
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (356 download)
Download or read book On Grandma's Porch written by Deborah Smith and published by BelleBooks. This book was released on 2007-06-01 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories and "True Facts" about growing up Southern in the good old days. More than a dozen southern authors contribute warm, nostalgic stories and fun trivia about "the era before shopping malls, Disney, and Wal-Mart." Includes the authors' favorite nostalgic recipes.
