Go the F**k to Sleep

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Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1453271023
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (532 download)

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Book Synopsis Go the F**k to Sleep by : Adam Mansbach

Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Abuela

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525447504
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (254 download)

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Book Synopsis Abuela by : Arthur Dorros

Download or read book Abuela written by Arthur Dorros and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1991-09-12 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young girl and her grandmother celebrate their home and relationship in this magical story. Winner of the Parents' Choice Award! Come join Rosalba and her grandmother, her abuela, on a magical journey as they fly over the streets, sights, and people of New York City which sparkles below. The story is narrated in English, and sprinkled with Spanish phrases as Abuela points out places that they explore together. The exhilaration in Rosalba’s and Abuela's story is magnified by the loving bond that only a grandmother and granddaughter can share. Also available in a Spanish-language edition (ISBN: 978-0-14-056226-2) "A book to set any child dreaming...any reader can handle it, whether familiar with Spanish or not. It's just joyful."-The New York Times * "A marvelous balancing of narrative simplicity with visual intricacy...the city is transformed into a treasure trove of jewels, dazzling the eye, uplifting the spirits."–The Horn Book (starred review) * "Each illustration is a masterpiece of color, line, and form that will mesmerize youngsters...The smooth text, interspersed with Spanish words and phrases, provides ample context clues...a jewel."–Booklist (starred review) "Dorros's text seamlessly weaves Spanish words and phrases into the English narrative, retaining a dramatic quality rarely found in bilingual picture books"—Publisher's Weekly An ALA Notable Book An NCSS-CBC Children's Trade Book in the Field of Social Studies A Library of Congress Children's Book of the Year An American Booksellers Pick of the Lists selection A Booklist Editor's Choice A Horn Book Fanfare Listing Winner of the Parent's Choice Award A Hungry Mind Review Children's Books of Distinction List selection A New York Public Library 100 Titles for Reading and Sharing selection

The Wonky Donkey

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Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545261244
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (452 download)

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Book Synopsis The Wonky Donkey by : Craig Smith

Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

If Grandma Were Here

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Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1525572504
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Book Synopsis If Grandma Were Here by : Amber L. Bradbury

Download or read book If Grandma Were Here written by Amber L. Bradbury and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2020-12-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If Grandma were here, what would you do together? Would you sing a song? Go on an amazing adventure? Or give each other a giant hug? See what special things grandmas and grandkids do together! This treasure chest of memories is a perfect way for kids and parents who miss their grandma to remember her kindness and her love. Recommended for ages 3–8.

My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501115073
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Book Synopsis My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry by : Fredrik Backman

Download or read book My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry written by Fredrik Backman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cloth bag containing 10 paperback copies of the title, 1 large print edition, 1 audio book, that may also include a folder with sign out sheets.

Kisses of Sunshine for Grandmas

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Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310247667
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)

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Book Synopsis Kisses of Sunshine for Grandmas by : Gracie Malone

Download or read book Kisses of Sunshine for Grandmas written by Gracie Malone and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2005 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Five lighthearted and uplifting devotionals capture readers' hearts with tales about the joys, challenges, and frustrations that women face in all their various roles. Each devotional also includes a thought-provoking quote and a relevant verse from Scripture.

Grandma Gatewood's Walk

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Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 1613747217
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Book Synopsis Grandma Gatewood's Walk by : Ben Montgomery

Download or read book Grandma Gatewood's Walk written by Ben Montgomery and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2014 National Outdoor Book Awards for History/Biography Emma Gatewood told her family she was going on a walk and left her small Ohio hometown with a change of clothes and less than two hundred dollars. The next anybody heard from her, this genteel, farm-reared, 67-year-old great-grandmother had walked 800 miles along the 2,050-mile Appalachian Trail. And in September 1955, having survived a rattlesnake strike, two hurricanes, and a run-in with gangsters from Harlem, she stood atop Maine's Mount Katahdin. There she sang the first verse of "America, the Beautiful" and proclaimed, "I said I'll do it, and I've done it." Grandma Gatewood, as the reporters called her, became the first woman to hike the entire Appalachian Trail alone, as well as the first person—man or woman—to walk it twice and three times. Gatewood became a hiking celebrity and appeared on TV and in the pages of Sports Illustrated. The public attention she brought to the little-known footpath was unprecedented. Her vocal criticism of the lousy, difficult stretches led to bolstered maintenance, and very likely saved the trail from extinction. Author Ben Montgomery was given unprecedented access to Gatewood's own diaries, trail journals, and correspondence, and interviewed surviving family members and those she met along her hike, all to answer the question so many asked: Why did she do it? The story of Grandma Gatewood will inspire readers of all ages by illustrating the full power of human spirit and determination. Even those who know of Gatewood don't know the full story—a story of triumph from pain, rebellion from brutality, hope from suffering.

Don't Call Me Grandma

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Publisher : Carolrhoda Books
ISBN 13 : 1467795593
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)

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Book Synopsis Don't Call Me Grandma by : Vaunda Micheaux Nelson

Download or read book Don't Call Me Grandma written by Vaunda Micheaux Nelson and published by Carolrhoda Books. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great-grandmother Nell eats fish for breakfast, she doesn't hug or kiss, and she does NOT want to be called grandma. Her great-granddaughter isn't sure what to think about her. As she slowly learns more about Nell's life and experiences, the girl finds ways to connect with her prickly great-grandmother.

I need a new bum

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Publisher : Oratia Media Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1877514578
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (775 download)

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Book Synopsis I need a new bum by : Dawn McMillan

Download or read book I need a new bum written by Dawn McMillan and published by Oratia Media Ltd. This book was released on 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

The Mai

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Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822218531
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (185 download)

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Book Synopsis The Mai by : Marina Carr

Download or read book The Mai written by Marina Carr and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 2003 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: An accomplished, beautiful forty-year-old woman, The Mai has always sought an exceptional life. Robert, her cellist husband, has always felt stifled by The Mai's ideals of perfection. After seventeen years he leaves her, whereupon she se

Emma's Question

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Publisher : Charlesbridge Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1580891454
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (88 download)

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Book Synopsis Emma's Question by : Catherine Urdahl

Download or read book Emma's Question written by Catherine Urdahl and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2009 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Emma's grandmother, who takes care of her after school and takes her out for bagels on Wednesdays, gets sick and has to go to the hospital, Emma is afraid that she will die--but she is also afraid to talk about her fear.

Cooking with Grandma Gina

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (59 download)

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Book Synopsis Cooking with Grandma Gina by : Gina Petitti

Download or read book Cooking with Grandma Gina written by Gina Petitti and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandma Gina's debut cookbook featuring recipes demonstrated on her YouTube channel, "Buon-A-Petitti". These recipes reflect Italian homestyle cooking of many cooking-staples, soups, main courses, and side dishes, along with cakes, cookies, and treats. All made from scratch! Recipes have detailed steps using easy to find ingredients. Some of the recipe portions have been reduced from the video demonstrations to make them easier to replicate. If you like Italian food, this is a cookbook you must have. As Gina says, "You wanna eat, you gotta cook!"

There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat!

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Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545507510
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (455 download)

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Book Synopsis There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat! by : Lucille Colandro

Download or read book There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat! written by Lucille Colandro and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This spooky twist on the wildly popular "There Was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly" is perfect for fun Halloween reading!What won't this old lady swallow? This time around, a bat, an owl, a cat, a ghost, a goblin, some bones, and a wizard are all on the menu! This Halloween-themed twist on the classic "little old lady" books will delight and entertain all brave readers who dare to read it!

How to Babysit a Grandma: Read & Listen Edition

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Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385388713
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Babysit a Grandma: Read & Listen Edition by : Jean Reagan

Download or read book How to Babysit a Grandma: Read & Listen Edition written by Jean Reagan and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-03-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you babysit a grandma, if you're lucky . . . it's a sleepover at her house! And with the useful tips found in this book, you're guaranteed to become an expert grandma-sitter in no time. (Be sure to check out the sections on: How to keep a grandma busy; Things to do at the park; Possible places to sleep, and what to do once you're both snugly tucked in for the night.) From the author-illustrator team behind the bestselling How to Babysit a Grandpa comes a funny and heartwarming celebration of grandmas and grandchildren. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

The Grandma’S Drama

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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1524524328
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (245 download)

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Book Synopsis The Grandma’S Drama by : Beverly J. Walker

Download or read book The Grandma’S Drama written by Beverly J. Walker and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-08-24 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some might say that she is an enigma: this sophisticated forty-year-old grandmother, a widow of twenty years, has been celibate for the duration. After Nyja raised her daughter, in an appropriate manner, she is ready to resume an active sex life. She finds the man of her dreams. However, after their marriage, all chaos breaks out. Nyja finds herself responsible for raising her grandson, just when all she really wants in life is the one thing she has denied herself of for so longa man. But can she turn her back on her daughter now, just when she needs her the most? Nyja finds that she is not the only grandmother, living the dilemma of grandmothers raising another generation; she and other grandmothers in this story learn that their will is strong, but what is even stronger is a grandmothers love.

Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook

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Publisher : Page Street Publishing
ISBN 13 : 162414621X
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (241 download)

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Book Synopsis Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook by : Peggy Glenn

Download or read book Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook written by Peggy Glenn and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Granny-Approved Comfort Food Without All the Time-Consuming Bullsh*t This book is a lazy person’s dream with tasty AF dishes that require no effort. Peggy Glenn has made a name for herself with her hilarious YouTube videos, and now her cookbook is ready to take the reins with more than 75 recipes that truly deliver on deliciousness and sass. Some of Granny’s signature sh*t includes: Three-Ingredient Potato Salad (so you don’t show up to a potluck looking like a moocher), French Toast Casserole (for the whiny butts who want to end up in a f*ckin’ food coma) and Meaty Spaghetti Sauce (that got a “real Italian dude’s” blessing). Her life-tested favorites like Effin Amazing Chicken, Bad-Ass Beef and Broccoli and Magical Rice Bowl just skim the surface of the awesomeness that you hold in your hands. With side-splitting commentary, yummy dishes for every occasion and directions even the dumbest of cooks can follow, you’re all set to enter cookbook heaven.

When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree

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Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941677
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)

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Download or read book When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree written by Jamie L.B. Deenihan and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Grandma gives you a lemon tree, definitely don’t make a face! Care for the tree, and you might be surprised at how new things, and new ideas, bloom. “Charms from cover to cover.” —Kirkus (Starred review) “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” In this imaginative take on that popular saying, a child is surprised (and disappointed) to receive a lemon tree from Grandma for her birthday. After all, she DID ask for a new gadget! But when she follows the narrator’s careful—and funny—instructions, she discovers that the tree might be exactly what she wanted after all. This clever story, complete with a recipe for lemonade, celebrates the pleasures of patience, hard work, nature, community . . . and putting down the electronic devices just for a while.