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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0980382521
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (83 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Charles McGrath
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 0307596893
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (75 download)
Download or read book Golf Stories written by Charles McGrath and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Stories is a wonderful gathering of short fiction about the famously addictive pastime. Here are literary classics by such golf-loving writers as P. G. Wodehouse, Ring Lardner, and John Updike, mixed with surprises like an appearance by Ian Fleming’s James Bond and a little crime on the links from mystery master Ian Rankin. Humorists and sportswriters ranging from E. C. Bentley to Dan Jenkins and Rick Reilly weigh in as well, alongside a tale of romance on the greens from F. Scott Fitzgerald, a little-known gem by famous golf architect A. W. Tillinghast, and a story by Rex Lardner (Ring’s nephew) that just may be the single funniest thing ever written about golf. The resulting anthology is as enticing, provocative, and entertaining as the game of golf itself.
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781412711326
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (113 download)
Download or read book The Love of Golf written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031652784X
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)
Download or read book Commander in Cheat written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.
Author : Bill Murray
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767905229
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)
Download or read book Cinderella Story written by Bill Murray and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-05-16 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the funniest, most beloved, and most often quoted entertainers in the world tells his tale of Life and Golf--and of somehow surviving both. With his brilliant creation, groundskeeper Carl Spackler, and the outrageous success of the film Caddyshack firmly etched into the American consciousness, Bill Murray and golf have become synonymous. Filled with Murray's trademark deadpan and dead-on humor, Cinderella Story chronicles his love affair with golf from the life lessons he learned as a caddy--"how to smoke, curse, play cards. But more important, when to"--to his escapades on the Pro-Am golf circuit at the Augusta National and as a fan at the Masters, the U.S. Open, and the Western Open. An up-by-the-bootstraps tale of a man, his muse, and our society's fascination with a little white ball, Cinderella Story is one pilgrim's bemused path through the doglegs.
Author : Robert Sommers
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 9780195172652
Total Pages : 420 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (726 download)
Download or read book Golf Anecdotes written by Robert Sommers and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2004 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring a Preface by golf great Arnold Palmer and a new chapter covering the latest and greatest golf stars, this new edition offers a wealth of fascinating lore as well as an informal history of golf.
Author : Frederick Schranck
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692985595
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (855 download)
Download or read book Hole by Hole written by Frederick Schranck and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Edited collection of golf columns and golf book reviews
Author : Tony Dear
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781770855281
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (552 download)
Download or read book The Story of Golf in Fifty Holes written by Tony Dear and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Story of Golf in Fifty Holes explores the 600-year history of the "game of honor." It reveals the excitement and despair, the challenges overcome and the sweet victories, the sportsmanship and the stars bursting onto the scene. It also describes the developments in course design, like the first manmade water hazard, and the first central fairways bunkers. In 50 chapters, the book describes the holes, their contribution to golf course architecture, their importance to the careers of specific players, and their place in the overall story of golf. The book also features: "Design and Layout" illustrations of the 50 holes The year, course, location and map, distance and par for each hole Color and archival photographs of the players and tournament events Sidebars with additional stories of interest. The 50 stories cover the globe and generations of players, including: 5th North Berwick, the original Redan hole 18th Glen Abbey, where Tiger Woods had what many call the greatest shot ever hit 12th Atlantic Country Club, where the term 'birdie' was first used 18th Royal Birkdale, home to "the concession". For golfers and fans alike, The Story of Golf in Fifty Holes is an exciting treat they will return to again and again.
Author : Dr. Bob Rotella
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1471104583
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (711 download)
Download or read book Golf is Not a Game of Perfect written by Dr. Bob Rotella and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr Bob Rotella is one of the hottest golfing performance consultants in the world today. Unlike other performance consultants, Rotella goes beyond the usual mental aspects of the game and the reliance on specific techniques. In this extraordinary book, and with his clients, he creates an attitude and a mindset about all aspects of the golfer's game, from mental preparation to competition. And, as some of the world's greatest golfers will attest, the results are spectacular. Filled with charming and insightful stories about golf and the golfers Rotella works with, GOLF IS NOT A GAME OF PERFECT will improve the game of even the most casual weekend player.
Author : Stan McDougal
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806508313
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (83 download)
Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Author : Simple Truths
Publisher : Conari Press
ISBN 13 : 9781608101092
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (1 download)
Download or read book Golf Quotes written by Simple Truths and published by Conari Press. This book was released on 2010-10-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each page of this gift book is beautifully designed and you will marvel at the gorgeous photographs of golf courses from around the world. Golf quotes from golf legends like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Lee Trevino, Sam Snead, Payne Stewart and many more, will have you laughing and thinking about this wonderful game called golf. A stunning photographic journey of great golf courses from all over the world Each picture is complimented by a thoughtfully chosen quote The perfect holiday gift for all fans of the great game of golf
Author : P. G. Wodehouse
Publisher : The Floating Press
ISBN 13 : 1775451046
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (754 download)
Download or read book The Clicking of Cuthbert written by P. G. Wodehouse and published by The Floating Press. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you're in the mood for top-notch humor writing, only the very best will do. Dive into "The Clicking of Cuthbert" for an array of golf-themed belly laughs. A must-read for Wodehouse buffs, golf fanatics, or anyone who appreciates Wodehouse's gift for the guffaw-provoking turn of phrase.
Author : James D. Smith
Publisher : CTL Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780966911602
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (116 download)
Download or read book My First Golf Book written by James D. Smith and published by CTL Publishing. This book was released on 1999 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four little golfers spend a busy day on the course.
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0306924943
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (69 download)
Download or read book So Help Me Golf written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved New York Times bestselling author and golf aficionado shares his insatiable curiosity, trademark sense of humor, and vast knowledge of the game in this cavalcade of original pieces about why we love the sport, now featuring three additional new pieces. This is the book Rick Reilly has been writing in the back of his head since he fell in love with the game of golf at eleven years old. He unpacks and explores all of the wonderful, maddening, heart-melting, heart-breaking, cool, and captivating things about golf that make the game so utterly addictive. We meet the PGA Tour player who robbed banks by night to pay his motel bills, the golf club maker who takes weekly psychedelic trips, and the caddy who kept his loop even after an 11-year prison stint. We learn how a man on his third heart nearly won the U.S. Open, how a Vietnam POW saved his life playing 18 holes a day in his tiny cell, and about the course that's absolutely free. Reilly mines all of the game’s quirky traditions—from the shot of bourbon you take before you tee off at Peyton Manning’s course, to the way the starter at St. Andrews announces to your group (and the hundreds of tourists watching), “You’re on the first tee, gentlemen.” He means that quite literally: St. Andrews has the first tee ever invented. We’ll visit the eighteen most unforgettable holes around the world (Reilly has played them all), including the hole in Indonesia where the biggest hazard is monkeys, the one in the Caribbean that's underwater, and the one in South Africa that requires a shot over a pit of alligators; not to mention Reilly’s attempt to play the most mini-golf holes in one day. Reilly expounds on all the great figures in the game, from Phil Mickelson to Bobby Jones to the simple reason Jack Nicklaus is better than Tiger Woods. He explains why we should stop hating Bryson DeChambeau unless we hate genius, the greatest upset in women’s golf history, and why Ernie Els throws away every ball that makes a birdie. Plus all the Greg Norman stories Reilly has never been able to tell before, and the great fun of being Jim Nantz. Connecting it all will be the story of Reilly’s own personal journey through the game, especially as it connects to his tumultuous relationship with his father, and how the two eventually reconciled through golf. This is Reilly’s valentine to golf, a cornucopia of stories that no golfer will want to be without. **The Sports Librarian’s Best of 2022 – Sports Books**
Author : Don Wade
Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN 13 : 9780809294749
Total Pages : 522 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (947 download)
Download or read book Talking on Tour written by Don Wade and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2003-03-26 with total page 522 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Guaranteed to make you the life of your weekly foursome. Don Wade will remind you of why you fell in love with the game of golf in the first place."--Matt Lauer, cohost, "Today" For more than a decade, Don Wade has entertained golf fans with many captivating collections of sometimes hilarious, sometimes moving, but always true golf stories in his bestselling "And Then Jack Said to Arnie . . ." series. Now golf's master storyteller has selected the absolute best stories from his earlier volumes and showcased them in one deluxe edition.
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543284973
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (849 download)
Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
