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Mommy Cusses

Author : Dorman Serena
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797206249
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Funny Shit My Mom Does

Author : Creative Dreams Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781675235638
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book Funny Shit My Mom Does written by Creative Dreams Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our notebook journals feature carefully designed artwork with an anti-scuff laminate cover. There is plenty of room inside for writing notes, stories, thoughts and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal, diary, or composition book. This 6" x 9" inch letter size paperback notebook 120 wide ruled pages (60 sheets).The high quality paper means minimal show-through even when you use different types of ink. They are a perfect gift idea for adults, kids, girls, boys, teens and tweens who love writing and journaling. Blank Notebooks Are ideal For: Graduation & End of School Year Gifts Stocking Stuffers & Gift Baskets Teacher Gifts Art Classes School Projects Diaries Gifts For Writers Summer Travel

A Return to Love

Author : Marianne Williamson
Publisher : HarperOne
ISBN 13 : 9780062214089
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book A Return to Love written by Marianne Williamson and published by HarperOne. This book was released on 2016-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it possible to propose a world formed by love and interpreted from a feeling of wonder without falling into the doctrines inherent in the different religious languages?

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451666187
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

The Nude Nutritionist

Author : Lyndi Cohen
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1760870374
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book The Nude Nutritionist written by Lyndi Cohen and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2019-01-07 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is obsessing about food making you miserable and anxious? Are you an emotional eater? A binge eater? Do you have a mental list of 'bad' foods? Have you been on a diet for as long as you can remember? When you lose weight, do you always put it back on? Do you go to bed feeling guilty, promising 'tomorrow will be different'? Are you in control of every part of your life, except food? In just seven chapters of straight-talking, friendly advice, Lyndi Cohen shares the tools to heal your relationship with food and release you from fixating on your size, even if you've been dieting for years. Learn how to listen to your hunger and calm your mind. Lyndi is one of Australia's most popular dietitians, known as The Nude Nutritionist of Channel 9's TODAY show. She started dieting as a young teenager, unhappy with her growing body, and gave up in misery, having steadily gained weight for more than a decade. Almost by accident she become a mindful and intuitive eater, and along the way she gently lost 20kg. With over 50 deliciously realistic recipes (no 'superfoods' required) you'll also be inspired to eat well to boost your mood and balance your hormones. Change starts today.

Firefly Lane

Author : Kristin Hannah
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429927844
Total Pages : 532 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Firefly Lane written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.

The Odd 1s Out

Author : James Rallison
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781743835234
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book The Odd 1s Out written by James Rallison and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious stories and advice about the ups and downs of growing up, from a hugely popular YouTube artist and storyteller.

It's Laugh O'Clock: Mom Jokes Edition

Author : Riddleland
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781957515182
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (151 download)

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Download or read book It's Laugh O'Clock: Mom Jokes Edition written by Riddleland and published by . This book was released on 2022-04-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift for Moms this Mother's DayI love my Mother; I hope you love yours too. I respect my Mom, but she does and says some funny things.It's Laugh O'Clock Joke book: Mom Jokes Edition is different from other jokes and riddle books that we have written. It is not meant to be read alone, but instead it is a game to be played with siblings, friends, family or between two people that would like to prove who is a better comedian.This book is perfect as a gift for you to give and read to your Mom. Times of laughter are times people will remember, and you will likely make many fond memories with this book. The humor is clean; you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself or your Mom.This is a collection of humor about Mothers. It contains:?Question-and-answer jokes, puns, silly scenarios, and even knock-knock jokes.?Jokes about mothers and motherhood?Appropriate for children ages 6+, teens and family?Perfect activity book for families who like humor and jokes?Great for getting fun conversation started at the dinner table!?Ideal for family fun!?Teach your kids to develop sense of humor!?100% family appropriate content!Many of us take our Mother for granted. This book will hopefully remind you of what a great - and funny - person she is. If you see your Mom today, take time to say how special she is - and perhaps share your favorite joke with her. You'd be surprised how simply things like a hug and a joke can make a Mom glad she's a Mom.

Understanding the Borderline Mother

Author : Christine Ann Lawson
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 0765703319
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (657 download)

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Download or read book Understanding the Borderline Mother written by Christine Ann Lawson and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2002 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some readers may recognize their mothers as well as themselves in this book. They will also find specific suggestions for creating healthier relationships. Addressing the adult children of borderlines and the therapists who work with them, Dr. Lawson shows how to care for the waif without rescuing her, to attend to the hermit without feeding her fear, to love the queen without becoming her subject, and to live with the witch without becoming her victim.

Linked

Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338629123
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book Linked written by Gordon Korman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-07-20 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unforgettable novel from the New York Times bestseller Gordon Korman Link, Michael, and Dana live in a quiet town. But it's woken up very quickly when someone sneaks into school and vandalizes it with a swastika. Nobody can believe it. How could such a symbol of hate end up in the middle of their school? Who would do such a thing? Because Michael was the first person to see it, he's the first suspect. Because Link is one of the most popular guys in school, everyone's looking to him to figure it out. And because Dana's the only Jewish girl in the whole town, everyone's treating her more like an outsider than ever. The mystery deepens as more swastikas begin to appear. Some students decide to fight back and start a project to bring people together instead of dividing them further. The closer Link, Michael, and Dana get to the truth, the more there is to face-not just the crimes of the present, but the crimes of the past. With Linked, Gordon Korman, the author of the acclaimed novel Restart, poses a mystery for all readers where the who did it? isn't nearly as important as the why?

Delicious Shit My Mom Cooks

Author : Bw Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781076184788
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (847 download)

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Download or read book Delicious Shit My Mom Cooks written by Bw Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need a last minute gift idea for someone that is hard to buy for? Our blank recipe books make great graduation gifts, family keepsakes or just as a gag gift for adults. Some even have swear words on them!6 x 9 inches

The Continuum Concept

Author : Jean Liedloff
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 014196247X
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book The Continuum Concept written by Jean Liedloff and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2004-01-29 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Continuum Concept introduces the idea that in order to achieve optimal physical, mental and emotional development, human beings - especially babies - require the kind of instinctive nurturing as practiced by our ancient relatives. It is a true ‘back to basics’ approach to parenting. Author Jean Liedloff spent two and-a-half years in the jungle deep in the heart of South America living with indigenous tribes and was astounded at how differently children are raised outside the Western world. She came to the realisation that essential child-rearing techniques such as touch, trust and community have been undermined in modern times, and in this book suggests practical ways to regain our natural well-being, for our children and ourselves.

Funny Shit My Mom Does

Author : Creative Dreams Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781674979823
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (798 download)

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Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.

Author : Chantelle Grace
Publisher : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
ISBN 13 : 1424558816
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (245 download)

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Book Synopsis Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. by : Chantelle Grace

Download or read book Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

Author : Glenn Boozan
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1523515643
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (235 download)

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Download or read book There Are Moms Way Worse Than You written by Glenn Boozan and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.

Mom Jokes, 101 Funny Jokes, Puns, Texts and Stories for Moms

Author : Bluedale Bluedale Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book Mom Jokes, 101 Funny Jokes, Puns, Texts and Stories for Moms written by Bluedale Bluedale Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-10 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MOM? If so then I hope you're ready to laugh/roll your eyes with your mom at these awesome mom jokes. Why do dads get to be the only ones telling silly jokes? We've decided to put an end to that with this book. So look no further, your mom is in good hands with a nice blend of humour, witty and downright silly. Features: 101 Jokes, Puns, One-Liners Including 4 Funny Mom Dialogue Stories Texting Mom Part 1 & 2 7 Things Mum Would Never Say 42 Pages 5 x 8 Book (Portable and Lightweight) Kindle E-book Available These mom jokes make the perfect gift idea for all moms especially on valentines, easter, Christmas, birthdays and mother's day. Give your mom a chance to laugh and showcase her witty side with this collection of jokes, puns, and stories. Guaranteed laughter for your mom and the entire family. Grab yours and let the laughs (and eye-rolls) commence!

Jokes for Mom

Author : Jo King
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631584812
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (315 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Mom written by Jo King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around! Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”