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Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes

Author : Dick Crouser
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 145167077X
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes written by Dick Crouser and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-02-21 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor -- In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you'll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You'll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor -- In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you'll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You'll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!

World's Greatest Golf Jokes

Author : Stan McDougal
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806508313
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.

Golf

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781793025258
Total Pages : 131 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-07 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories

God Loves Golfers Best

Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 140224746X
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

For the Golfer Who Has Everything

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (851 download)

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Download or read book For the Golfer Who Has Everything written by Team Golfwell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-09-14 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I liked this book. It is funny and enjoyed it!" - Peter Jablonski "Enjoyable, entertaining and interesting. Five big stars!" - Jason Frierson The perfect gift for any golfer! Funny true and little-known golf tales, insane golf courses, golf anecdotes, golf jokes, hilarious quotes, world golf records, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling golf writers, Team Golfwell. Their books have sold thousands of copies. This book makes a memorable and enjoyable Holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, Father's Day gift or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face. This is a gift a golfer will remember for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill He can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime! Buy this unique book and get him something new to share! He'll love you for it. See inside. . Tags: golf gifts, golf jokes, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humour, golf accessories, perfect golf gifts, golf quotes, golf courses, country clubs, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf gifts, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, gifts for the man who has everything, golf gifts for women.

Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…

Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685627
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

Cinderella Story

Author : Bill Murray
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767905229
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Download or read book Cinderella Story written by Bill Murray and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-05-16 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the funniest, most beloved, and most often quoted entertainers in the world tells his tale of Life and Golf--and of somehow surviving both. With his brilliant creation, groundskeeper Carl Spackler, and the outrageous success of the film Caddyshack firmly etched into the American consciousness, Bill Murray and golf have become synonymous. Filled with Murray's trademark deadpan and dead-on humor, Cinderella Story chronicles his love affair with golf from the life lessons he learned as a caddy--"how to smoke, curse, play cards. But more important, when to"--to his escapades on the Pro-Am golf circuit at the Augusta National and as a fan at the Masters, the U.S. Open, and the Western Open. An up-by-the-bootstraps tale of a man, his muse, and our society's fascination with a little white ball, Cinderella Story is one pilgrim's bemused path through the doglegs.

Golf Course of Rhymes

Author : Leon White
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983213703
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book Golf Course of Rhymes written by Leon White and published by . This book was released on 2011-04-11 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written with the help of golfing poets such as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, Charles “Chick” Evans, Grantland Rice and Billy Collins. Laid out as a golf course with Holes (chapters) such as “St. Andrews,” “Agonies and Frustrations,” “Advice,” “Politics and War,” “Links with the Devil” and “The Women’s Game.” Illustrated with pictures, cartoons and photographs. The text and poems include humorous tales, historical dramas and personal accounts that will touch the hearts of golfers universally. Much of the material comes from inaccessible books and magazines published in the U.S., England and Scotland before 1930.

Golf Is a Funny Game

Author : Allan Zullo
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740771221
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Golf Is a Funny Game written by Allan Zullo and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether it's the hacker who caught his own ricocheted drive, the pro who stripped down to his shorts to play a shot, or the caddie who lost a golf bag during a round, one thing is certain: Golf is a funny game." -From the introduction From bogies and birdies to par shots and eagles, Zullo offers outrageously funny golf tales certain to entertain golf's millions of enthusiasts. More Golf Is a Funny Game From Arnie's infamous run-in with the ninth tee at Rancho Park Golf Course to the amateur hacker who was hit in the head by his own ricocheting golf ball, Allan Zullo presents more than 100 sidesplitting anecdotes of life on the green for linksmen and women in dire need of a laugh and a lower handicap. Recounting mulligans and master strokes from the days hickory shafts ruled the fairways to the 2006 PGA, Champions, and LPGA Tours, this comical compendium is executed with the precision of a flawless bunker shot into the cup.

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685603
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Commander in Cheat

Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031652784X
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Commander in Cheat written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.

A Course Called Scotland

Author : Tom Coyne
Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476754292
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book A Course Called Scotland written by Tom Coyne and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER * “One of the best golf books this century.” —Golf Digest Tom Coyne’s A Course Called Scotland is a heartfelt and humorous celebration of his quest to play golf on every links course in Scotland, the birthplace of the game he loves. For much of his adult life, bestselling author Tom Coyne has been chasing a golf ball around the globe. When he was in college, studying abroad in London, he entered the lottery for a prized tee time in Scotland, grabbing his clubs and jumping the train to St. Andrews as his friends partied in Amsterdam; later, he golfed the entirety of Ireland’s coastline, chased pros through the mini-tours, and attended grueling Qualifying Schools in Australia, Canada, and Latin America. Yet, as he watched the greats compete, he felt something was missing. Then one day a friend suggested he attempt to play every links course in Scotland and qualify for the greatest championship in golf. The result is A Course Called Scotland, “a fast-moving, insightful, often funny travelogue encompassing the width of much of the British Isles” (GolfWeek), including St. Andrews, Turnberry, Dornoch, Prestwick, Troon, and Carnoustie. With his signature blend of storytelling, humor, history, and insight, Coyne weaves together his “witty and charming” (Publishers Weekly) journey to more than 100 legendary courses in Scotland with compelling threads of golf history and insights into the contemporary home of golf. As he journeys Scotland in search of the game’s secrets, he discovers new and old friends, rediscovers the peace and power of the sport, and, most importantly, reaffirms the ultimate connection between the game and the soul. It is “a must-read” (Golf Advisor) rollicking love letter to Scotland and golf as no one has attempted it before.

Best Funny Golf Quotes

Author : Golfers Book Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781704228846
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (288 download)

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Download or read book Best Funny Golf Quotes written by Golfers Book Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the funniest golf quotes you have ever read! Are you looking for the Best Funny Golf Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of golf quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come. It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a golf lover, boss, friend or sports fan. Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite golf quotes from famous sportsmen to modern day great golf players. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny but positive Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis or cheer you up after a depressing game of golf. As you read and enjoy this vast collection of funny golf quotes, your mind will be greeted with an almost never-ending sea of great quotations, funny, inspirational, wise, and humorous golf quotes sayings, and proverbs, about the game of golf collected over the years from a variety of sources and by some of the game's biggest stars and the world's brightest minds. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 200 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give every sportsman or woman a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or appreciation gift for any environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 200 Different Funny golf quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for golf lovers, sportsmen, women, friends and family during holidays or any occasion

Golf

Author : Mark Robinette
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781081337261
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (372 download)

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Download or read book Golf written by Mark Robinette and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-18 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY GOLFER This gift is full of great golf quotes and quips by golf pros and the average weekend warrior. Their observations on life and the game of golf will have you smiling, shaking your head and nodding in agreement. Sample quotes: If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. - Gary Player Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton If you are looking for the perfect gift for a golfing fanatic get them a copy of Golf: Funny Quotes and Clever Conclusions today.

Golf It's a Funny Old Game

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543284973
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (849 download)

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Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.

Golf, It's Just a Game

Author : Bruce Lansky
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451652445
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Golf, It's Just a Game written by Bruce Lansky and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-11-22 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf, as well as some wonderfully clever golf cartoons. There's a smile on every page. This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf by Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Harvey Penick, Bob Hope, Buddy Hackett, Lewis Grizzard, Gerald Ford, and others. You'll also find wonderfully clever cartoons. There's a smile on every page. Sample Quotes: "I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." --Gerald Ford "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." --Hank Aaron