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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452177392
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift

Funny Birds

Author : Philippe Ug
Publisher : Prestel Junior
ISBN 13 : 9783791371474
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (714 download)

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Download or read book Funny Birds written by Philippe Ug and published by Prestel Junior. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uses paper engineering to illustrate the daily activities and life cycle of a funny bird.

Emma's Funny Birds

Author : Christy Jordan Wrenn
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1683483286
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (834 download)

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Download or read book Emma's Funny Birds written by Christy Jordan Wrenn and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2016-09-12 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emma is a typical eight-year-old. She loves to ride her bike and go places with her family. Everything in her life seemed normal, until one day she began seeing strange birds wearing hats, shoes, polka dots, and a coat of pink roses. One day going to the mailbox, Emma sees an unusual bird sitting on the mailbox. The bird is brightly colored, but wearing a headdress on its head. When Emma reaches to open the box, the bird flies away, making a strange noise. Go with Emma through a typical day and see the birds she encountered. Can you name them?

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World

Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797213415
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)

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Book Synopsis The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World by : Matt Kracht

Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky, yet accurate, names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. This guide book details exactly how much these morons suck with facts about each bird's (annoying) call, its (stupid) migratory pattern, and its (downright tacky) markings. Complete with a matching game, bird descriptor checklist, tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example), this profanity-laden book offers a balance of fact and wit that will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike. A MUST-HAVE: A must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America. UNIQUE & LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: This is a great coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book. And a bonus, while the content is humorous, it is practical and useful! A GREAT PRESENT: This is the perfect gift for the bird lovers and haters in your life. It also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift. Perfect for: • Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts • Armchair birders (or nonbirders) • Someone who needs a quirky gift for an animal lover friend • People with serious birders in their lives who want something lighthearted

Funny Bird

Author : Eden Gruger
Publisher : Eccentric Girl Press
ISBN 13 : 1739864204
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (398 download)

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Download or read book Funny Bird written by Eden Gruger and published by Eccentric Girl Press. This book was released on 2022-10-27 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eden shares some more of the laugh out loud, candid stories she is known for, they will make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. This mini collection includes The Taxi Driver, Deafness and Accents, He is not Father Dougal and Chip pans and Louvre doors. "I laughed from the beginning to the end of this book. I’ve enjoyed all of Eden’s books and this was no exception. Taxi driver especially made me laugh out loud. Totally recommend" "Funny from start to finish" "LOL funny from start to finish. I could relate to all the short stories especially the taxi driver. Definitely worth a read".

Some Birds Have Funny Names

Author : Diana Harding Cross
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 9780517540053
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)

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Book Synopsis Some Birds Have Funny Names by : Diana Harding Cross

Download or read book Some Birds Have Funny Names written by Diana Harding Cross and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1981 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Briefly describes certain habits or characteristics which account for the popular names of 14 North American birds.

Hooray for Birds!

Author : Lucy Cousins
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763692654
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)

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Download or read book Hooray for Birds! written by Lucy Cousins and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrations and rhyming text invite readers to imagine themselves as brilliant birds.

How to Know the Birds

Author : Ted Floyd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1426220030
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (262 download)

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Download or read book How to Know the Birds written by Ted Floyd and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In this elegant narrative, celebrated naturalist Ted Floyd guides you through a year of becoming a better birder. Choosing 200 top avian species to teach key lessons, Floyd introduces a new, holistic approach to bird watching and shows how to use the tools of the 21st century to appreciate the natural world we inhabit together whether city, country or suburbs." -- From book jacket.

Tits, Boobies and Loons: And Other Birds Named by People Who Clearly Hate Birds

Author : Stu Royall
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008501351
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (85 download)

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Book Synopsis Tits, Boobies and Loons: And Other Birds Named by People Who Clearly Hate Birds by : Stu Royall

Download or read book Tits, Boobies and Loons: And Other Birds Named by People Who Clearly Hate Birds written by Stu Royall and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-02-17 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the monotonous lark to the rough-faced shag, these poor birds have us all asking: ARE ORNITHOLOGISTS OK?

Effin' Birds

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1984856286
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Effin' Birds written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth—from the creator of the Webby Award–winning hit Instagram account! Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.

Benjamin's Blue Feet

Author : Sue Macartney
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781772781113
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (811 download)

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Download or read book Benjamin's Blue Feet written by Sue Macartney and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young bird with a flair for discovery and invention learns self-acceptance one blue-footed step at a time.

Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

Author : Sue Salvi
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316487759
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Someday a Bird Will Poop on You written by Sue Salvi and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splat Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

Odd Birds

Author : Ian Harding
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250117089
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Odd Birds written by Ian Harding and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 7-time Teen Choice Award Winner on Freeform's most-watched series, Pretty Little Liars ... A social media influencer with over 7 million followers ... An avid birdwatcher? Yes, you read that correctly. Ian Harding is all of these things, and so much more. In this memoir, explore the unexpected world of a young celebrity through the lens of his favorite pastime — birding. Odd Birds is more than just a Hollywood memoir or tell-all. At its heart, this book is a coming-of-age story in which Ian wrestles with an ever evolving question— how can he still be himself, while also being a celebrity. Each humorous and heartfelt story features a particular bird—sometimes literal, at other times figurative. Using this framework, Ian explores a variety of topics, including growing up, life as a television actor and nature lover, and whether it is better to shave or wax one’s chest for an on-screen love scene. A funny and heartwarming window into Ian’s life, Odd Birds is a must-read for fans of nature writing and memoir alike.

Silly Birds

Author : Gregg Dreise
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781922142856
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (428 download)

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Download or read book Silly Birds written by Gregg Dreise and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age range 5 to 8: In this humble, charming and humorous morality tale, Maliyan is a proud eagle who always looks, listens and sees things from a long way away. One day he meets the turkey Wagun, who is a silly bird, and together these two new friends begin to do silly-bird things. The Elders and Maliyan's parents become very disappointed and soon the local billabong becomes a mess. The silly birds do not care for anyone and seem to have eaten all the food. Maliyan begins to see the error of his ways and tries to talk to Wagun and the other birds about their actions. No one listens. So Maliyan flies away and begins the journey of listening again. Maliyan soon becomes a proud leader and all the silly birds begin to follow his example. They all help clean up the messes they have made. All except one ... In this quintessential Australian fable, Silly Birds combines richly textured and striking illustrations of Australian animals with the gentle humour of an Aussie truism that it is hard to soar like an eagle when you are, in fact, surrounded by turkeys.

Grumpy Bird

Author : Jeremy Tankard
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338153560
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (381 download)

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Download or read book Grumpy Bird written by Jeremy Tankard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The debut book of Jeremy Tankard's high-flying Bird series! Bird wakes up feeling grumpy. Too grumpy to eat or play -- too grumpy even to fly. "Looks like I'm walking today," says Bird. He walks past Sheep, who offers to keep him company. He walks past Rabbit, who also could use a walk. Raccoon, Beaver, and Fox join in, too. Before he knows it, a little exercise and companionship help Bird shake his bad mood. Praised by the Wall Street Journal as "comic perfection," this winsome, refreshingly original picture book is sure to help kids (and grown-ups) giggle away their grumpies, too! Bird's impeckably crafted, hilarious melodramas continue in the Grumpy Bird board book, Boo Hoo Bird, Hungry Bird, and coming in 2018, Sleepy Bird.

Bird Talk

Author : Lita Judge
Publisher : Flash Point
ISBN 13 : 1466808683
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Bird Talk written by Lita Judge and published by Flash Point. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gorgeously illustrated tribute to birds of all kinds and the fantastic, funny, fascinating things that they do. Birds have lots of ways of communicating: They sing and talk, dance and drum, cuddle and fight. But what does all of the bird talk mean? Filled with gorgeous illustrations, this fascinating picture book takes a look at the secret life of birds in a child-friendly format that is sure to appeal to readers of all ages - whether they're die-hard bird-watchers or just curious about the creatures in their own backyards.

Dirty Birds

Author : Morgan Murray
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781550818086
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Birds written by Morgan Murray and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In late 2008, as the world's economy crumbles and Barack Obama ascends to the White House, the remarkably unremarkable Milton Ontario - not to be confused with Milton, Ontario - leaves his parents' basement in Middle-of-Nowhere, Saskatchewan, and sets forth to find fame, fortune, and love in the Euro-lite electric sexuality of Montreal; to bask in the endless twenty-something Millennial adolescence of the Plateau; to escape the infinite flatness of Saskatchewan and find his messiah - Leonard Cohen. Hilariously ironic and irreverent, in Dirty Birds, Morgan Murray generates a quest novel for the twenty-first century-a coming-of-age, rom-com, crime-farce thriller-where a hero's greatest foe is his own crippling mediocrity as he seeks purpose in art, money, power, crime, and sleeping in all day.