Fuck, Man!

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Total Pages : 332 pages
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Book Synopsis Fuck, Man! by : Andé Wegner

Download or read book Fuck, Man! written by Andé Wegner and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-30 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fuck, Man!" is former Comedian Nick Huffman's first book, which almost immediately hit Number One in Non-Fiction Humor New Releases and Performing Arts, making this Huffman's Second Number One on Amazon, the first being his debut Comedy Album "Abusing the First Amendment" (Discontinued).Presented by DirtBag Clothing: Nick Huffman is a natural storyteller, who writes with a clear and unmistakable voice. Whether it be a story from childhood or the bedroom, he has a very unique ability to make you laugh out loud but somehow also manages to leave you feeling good on the inside, that is, unless you are Sammy Hagar.About the author: Nick Huffman is the owner of America's Smallest Venue, The Looney Bin in Bradley, IL. Previously, he did Stand Up Comedy, Professional Comedy Roasts, syndicated television and radio for Chicago based Radio Icon Mancow Muller, and created the model and co-produced the first American Drive In Theater Concert after Covid, bringing Live Music back after months of silence. He is also a regular featured guest on the MKUltraSound Podcast with MK Ultra Magazine's founder, Alex Zander, who claims that Huffman is easily his favorite person to interview, which is quite the statement considering he is a huge kiss fan and has interviewed Gene Simmons!CONTENTSForeword By: Andé A. Wegner..............................1Prologue....................................... ..................6Grab That Bat, Boy...........................................10My First Squirrel Hunting Experience.....................17The Binoculars................................................32The Filter Queen..............................................38When Child Abuse Was Still Legal........................46This Is Rambo.................................................52I'm Sorry......................................................58The Stolen Thunderbird......................................64Luke Chapter 21..............................................70Outlaw Wedding.............................................93What Hell Feels Like.........................................98Ray the Alligator............................................107Holy Shit...D.a.T. Sauce! ............................................116I Took Ron Jeremy to McDonald's ......................126Joining the Mile High Club in Colorado Air Space....133Vegas with Zoe..............................................140I Rode My Bike to Anthony's.............................159Sammy Hagar Can Go Fuck Himself.....................166Beans.........................................................175God's a Real Fuckin' Asshole, Sometimes..............184Wrong Wedding, Assholes.................................189DAC Plays Kankakee.......................................195Axl Rotten...................................................202The Titty Bar................................................205Eat It Hot Maria.............................................218Best Heckler Story Ever....................................224Billie the Goat................................................229Tupac.........................................................241Fish Hooks...................................................259Mancow......................................................265R. Lee Ermey................................................270Worst Alarm Clock Ever...................................273The Cops Busted Up My Christmas Party...............288The Fucking Ram...........................................294Hookers and Ghosts.........................................302Mark My Words: It's Coming.............................308The Waterslide...............................................313Holy Fucking Midgets.....................................318Epilogue.....................................................332

Man, Fuck This House

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ISBN 13 : 9781736467725
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)

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Book Synopsis Man, Fuck This House by : Brian Asman

Download or read book Man, Fuck This House written by Brian Asman and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A family moves into their dream home. Spooky stuff happens. You like haunted house books? Well, this is a haunted house book. Boo, y'all.

Filthy Talk for Troubled Times

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Publisher : Catapult
ISBN 13 : 1593762828
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (937 download)

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Book Synopsis Filthy Talk for Troubled Times by : Neil LaBute

Download or read book Filthy Talk for Troubled Times written by Neil LaBute and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2010-06-15 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of early work and new short pieces from “the bad boy of American theater” (Time). Neil LaBute burst onto the American theater scene in 1989 with his controversial debut Filthy Talk for Troubled Times. Set in a barroom in Anytown, USA, and populated by a series of everymen (and two beleaguered everywomen), this series of frank exchanges explores the innumerable varieties of American intolerance. A unique snapshot of the times, the play—seldom allowed production by the author since—provides a compelling look at the early thinking and evolution of one of our great theater artists. Also in this collection is a series of new, short works, some never before produced. They include “The New Testament,” a showbiz satire that takes a close look at the perils of color-blind casting, and “The Furies,” in which a woman helps navigate her brother’s breakup with his out—and then perhaps in-the-closet again—lover. “There is something of the sinister menace of Pinter in LaBute’s work (along with David Mamet, he is very much the heir apparent to that master).” —Hedy Weiss, Chicago Sun-Times “There is no playwright on the planet these days who is writing better than Neil LaBute.” —John Lahr, The New Yorker

Splitting Man

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Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1398413097
Total Pages : 253 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (984 download)

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Book Synopsis Splitting Man by : David Amey

Download or read book Splitting Man written by David Amey and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-03-31 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A battle as old as time. A gentle giant of a man, changed. The living and the dead, allied. Sarah, together with her husband, Tom, leads her newly formed paranormal investigation team, Haunted Hunters, to Dorchester, in Dorset. Local legend deems the place haunted but recent reports of activity are of a truly terrifying nature. What they find waiting for them is beyond anything they could have foreseen. Caught in the middle of a supernatural battle that has raged through the ages, the team find themselves tested and doubting everything they thought they knew. As the forces of darkness threaten to rip apart the veil separating the living world from the dead, alliances will be formed and torn apart and the dead themselves will become allies. Will anyone survive? This time, not even the dead are safe. Beware, the Splitting Man is coming...

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

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Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006245773X
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Mayhem

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Publisher : Macmillan Publishers Aus.
ISBN 13 : 1925480690
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (254 download)

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Book Synopsis Mayhem by : Matthew Thompson

Download or read book Mayhem written by Matthew Thompson and published by Macmillan Publishers Aus.. This book was released on 2016-07-26 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A Gonzo portrait of the Mad Max of Supermax" Andrew Rule, author of Underbelly Meet BADNE$$. He's the enigmatic, impulsive, exasperating, destructive, big-hearted Aussie outlaw who stole millions of dollars in daring bank robberies and became a folk hero as big as Ned Kelly when he masterminded two spectacular prison breaks in the space of six weeks. Now Christopher 'BADNE$$' Binse is serving a crushing 18 years in solitary. He craves death more than infamy. The only way he can find redemption is to open his tortured soul to acclaimed journalist Matthew Thompson, in the hope another wild child out there will learn from the strange and savage saga of his life and think twice. Mayhem is the bizarre, scary, brilliantly unique and jaw-dropping inside story of how a naughty little boy became Australia's most notorious prisoner. Let's get hectic! MORE PRAISE FOR MAYHEM "This book is like brutal poetry. A cage flight with life, by a man who spent most of his life in that cage." John Birmingham

Black Nerd Problems

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982150254
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Book Synopsis Black Nerd Problems by : William Evans

Download or read book Black Nerd Problems written by William Evans and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-14 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creators of the popular website Black Nerd Problems bring their witty and unflinching insight to this engaging collection of pop culture essays—on everything from Mario Kart to issues of representation—that “will fill you with joy and give you hope for the future of geek culture” (Ernest Cline, #1 New York Times bestselling author). When William Evans and Omar Holmon founded Black Nerd Problems, they had no idea whether anyone beyond their small circle of friends would be interested in their little corner of the internet. But soon after launching, they were surprised to find out that there was a wide community of people who hungered for fresh perspectives on all things nerdy. In the years since, Evans and Holmon have built a large, dedicated fanbase eager for their brand of cultural critiques, whether in the form of a laugh-out-loud, raucous Game of Thrones episode recap or an eloquent essay on dealing with grief through stand-up comedy. Now, they are ready to take the next step with this vibrant and hilarious essay collection, which covers everything from X-Men to Breonna Taylor with “alternately hilarious, thought-provoking, and passionate” (School Library Journal) insight and intelligence. A much needed and fresh pop culture critique from the perspective of people of color, “this hugely entertaining, eminently thoughtful collection is a master class in how powerful—and fun—cultural criticism can be” (Publishers Weekly, starred review).

What Lies Ahead?

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0692860363
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (928 download)

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Book Synopsis What Lies Ahead? by : Shanny Samuels

Download or read book What Lies Ahead? written by Shanny Samuels and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-03-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Beauty of Detroit meet the Beast of Chicago and together they are a force to be reckoned with. That is until hurricane Sandy came and disrupted the beautiful foundation and put what everyone sought to be their solid foundation to the test. With just a month left to graduation Tinyesha Better known as Tiny lost everything she'd thought she'd have forever, except for her best friend Sherri. Returning back home after graduation The Beauty is reunited with her best friend and her first love. Life couldn't get any better for the family until deja vu became the norm for Tiny and something Sherri knew all too well. Sex, Lies, Twists, Turns, and bridges burned. Who's left standing

Brothers Mine

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Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1466941227
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (669 download)

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Book Synopsis Brothers Mine by : Jesse Edward Corralez

Download or read book Brothers Mine written by Jesse Edward Corralez and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucifer tells tales of his times and talks with his brothers, Michael the Archangel, and Jesus Christ. Over the eons, they have met upon the surface of earth and also in his throne room below. Lucifer (Lucy, as he is called by his brethren and even his big kahuna, GOD . . . He really, really hates it.) relates some of his recollections of things told to him and those that he himself experienced while spending time with Mike and JC. In doing so, his understanding of humans caused him to like them and respect their difficult walk through time. This did not, of course, in any way change his God assigned, none union, job with mortals. He goes on to tell of an evolutionary occurrence that resulted in the birth of an extraordinary being that earned his respect and admiration.

Dear Crush: F&F , We Bleed for Others

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Publisher : Anthony Prakash
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Total Pages : 123 pages
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Download or read book Dear Crush: F&F , We Bleed for Others written by Anthony Prakash and published by Anthony Prakash. This book was released on 2024-01-30 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Tony, a fresh-faced 21-year-old emerging from the hallowed halls of college into the uncharted territory of adulthood. But this isn't your typical journey; it's a thrilling quest for self-discovery, passion, and the highs and lows of life. Over the next decade, Tony doesn't just evolve; he transforms into a global sensation as a renowned screenwriter. But what's the secret ingredient to his success? Enter an intriguing girl who becomes the muse behind Tony's creative brilliance. This isn't your ordinary crush; it's the driving force behind a narrative that keeps you hooked from the start. The tale unfolds The tale unfolds over six pivotal months, offering an intimate look into Tony's world. From the suspenseful moments of job hunting to the electric charge of finding his true calling, you'll step into Tony's shoes and experience a rollercoaster ride of emotions. Hold tight as the narrative delves into profound themes – death, money, family dynamics, the allure of lust, the complexities of love, the boundless realm of imagination, the fiery spark of passion, and the tapestry of life itself. Each page is a revelation, drawing you deeper into the enigma of Tony's existence. This isn't just a story; it's an immersive journey where you're not just reading about Tony's life – you're living it. Brace yourself for a narrative that unfolds like a captivating puzzle, inviting you to decipher the complexities and unravel the secrets within Tony's extraordinary six months

Finessed a Dope Boy's Heart

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Publisher : Urban Books
ISBN 13 : 1645560759
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book Finessed a Dope Boy's Heart written by Racquel Williams and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a controlling, two-timing husband, she buries herself into her career. She soon crosses paths with Jakeel, an ex-con fresh out of prison. The jovial jailbird piques her interest, and Mika soon forgets that there are certain lines you just don't cross. Playing a risky game, she finds herself in a very dangerous situation...

R.I.C.O.

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Publisher : Urban Books
ISBN 13 : 1645561747
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book R.I.C.O. written by C.J. Hudson and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At the tender age of twenty, Vanessa “Sunny” McCord is shocked to learn that her father, Darnell McCord, wants to groom her to take over his drug empire. In his mind, his time has run its course, and he wants to graciously ride off into the sunset. Sunny reluctantly accepts the offer, and in no time, her lust for power grows. Instead of being horrified by the street life, Sunny’s thirst for the good life smothers her feelings of compassion and human decency. Having assembled a crew, Sunny is all set to take her rightful place as the heir apparent. She learns quickly, however, that being a queenpin means that foes, and sometimes even friends, are gunning for her spot.

Dams

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Publisher : Esther E. Schmidt
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dams written by Esther E. Schmidt and published by Esther E. Schmidt. This book was released on with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dams is a man of few emotions, apathetic if you will. His past carved him into the man he is today; a strong body and mind but lacking the desire for connections beyond his brothers. He’s stoic. Unflappable. You can throw anything at him and he will divide and conquer making him the perfect VP of Areion Fury. He’s got everything he needs in life, or so he thought. On a backside road in the middle of nowhere he finds what seems to have been missing all his life. Nerd prefers the digital world rather than the real life version. There’s a reason she’s a genius with a computer. She’s a lot like them; a lot of memory, a hard drive and no emotion. Stuck in the past with painful memories, she keeps the contact with Areion Fury digital for a reason. She hates lying, cheating bikers. A family obligation pulls Nerd from behind her computer and a chance encounter pushes her further from her comfort zone. Will Nerd let her past determine her future? Not if Dams has anything to say about it. While Dams is marking his territory, danger is circling Nerd’s family business and threatening her safety. Can Dams handle the threat before it takes away everything he never knew he wanted? For a greater reading experience: "Zack" Areion Fury MC book one "Deeds" Broken Deeds MC book one "Dams" Areion Fury MC book two "Tyler" Areion Fury MC book three "Pokey" Areion Fury MC book four

Sandaman’s Riposte

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 145027319X
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Sandaman’s Riposte written by Tom Trabulsi and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-01-07 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ri•poste \ri-'pst\: 1. a fencer’s quick return thrust following a parry. 2. a retaliatory maneuver or measure. Zeke Sandaman is a twenty-something Boston bicycle messenger living as far off the radar as he can. With no bank account, no phone, no insurance, and no plans for change, Zeke is quietly paying the price for a short lifetime of bad choices. But everything grows even more uncertain in Zeke’s already precarious world when he receives a threat from the remnants of his teenage days spent with the Burgess Street Mob. His incarcerated brother Josh is about to be released from prison, and members of the gang his brother had ruthlessly commanded as a young man want nothing more than revenge. After Josh reappears into society, Zeke learns the awful truth: the head of a prison gang has placed an impossible debt on Josh’s shoulders—one Zeke has now inherited. As everyone turns against him and the clock on his life begins running out, Zeke becomes nothing short of desperate. In this gritty, suspenseful tale, two brothers are caught in a frantic struggle between the past and the future and must come up with a way out before it is too late.

A Package at Gitmo

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1450241549
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis A Package at Gitmo by : Paul Bouchard

Download or read book A Package at Gitmo written by Paul Bouchard and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-10-15 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jerome Brown, twenty-two, is on his last tower guard duty at Camp Delta, the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Like the other members of his Texas Army National Guard unit, Brown is looking forward to the end of his shift, especially since in less than twelve hours, his unit is slated to board a chartered plane and head back to Texas for their deactivation. To kill time on an otherwise boring and mundane tower guard shift, Brown thinks about what he calls his Big Four: Should he leave the Army when his enlistment term ends in a couple of months? Should he convert to Islam like so many young African-American men do? Should he pop the question to his girlfriend, Tywanna? And most important of all, what is in that package Tywanna said she sent to him, by DHL so that it would get there in time? Tywanna is his one and only; he loves her and her daughter, Danielle, more than anything. He can envision their life and their future together. And then Brown receives the package, and it changes everything. Theres no turning back, theres no do-over, and his life will never be the same.

Surviving Home

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Publisher : Plume
ISBN 13 : 0399576886
Total Pages : 530 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book Surviving Home written by A. American and published by Plume. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 2 of The Survivalist Series No electricity. No running water. No food. No end in sight. If life as you knew it changed in an instant, would you be prepared? In A. American's first novel, Going Home, readers were introduced to Morgan Carter, the resourceful, tough-as-nails survivalist who embarks on a treacherous 250-mile journey across Florida following the collapse of the nation's power grid. Now reunited with his loving wife and daughters in this follow-up to Going Home, Morgan knows that their happiness is fleeting, as the worst is yet to come. Though for years Morgan has been diligently preparing for emergency situations, many of his neighbors are completely unready for life in this strange new world--and they're starting to get restless. With the help of his closest companions, Morgan fights to keeps his home secure--only to discover shocking information about the state of the nation in the process. Fans of James Wesley Rawles, William R. Forstchen's One Second After, and The End by G. Michael Hopf will revel in A. American's apocalyptic tale.

Pandaemonium

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Publisher : Abacus
ISBN 13 : 0748114769
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book Pandaemonium written by Christopher Brookmyre and published by Abacus. This book was released on 2009-12-03 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The senior pupils of St Peter's High School are on retreat to a secluded outdoor activity centre, coming to terms with the murder of a fellow pupil through the means you would expect: counselling, contemplation, candid discussion and even prayer - not to mention booze, drugs, clandestine liaisons and as much partying as they can get away with. Not so far away, the commanders of a top-secret military experiment, long-since spiralled out of control, fear they may have literally unleashed the forces of Hell. Two very different worlds are on a collision course, and will clash in an earthly battle between science and the supernatural, philosophy and faith, civilisation and savagery. The bookies are offering evens.