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Book Synopsis The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! by : Joe King
Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Book Synopsis Football's Funniest Jokes by : Jim Chumley
Download or read book Football's Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players’ hairstyles. Football’s Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you’re still feeling sore about that goal that was NEVER off-side.
Book Synopsis Football Jokes by : Macmillan Adult's Books
Download or read book Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
Book Synopsis Wake Forest Football Dirty Joke Book by : Rich Sims
Download or read book Wake Forest Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-11 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about Wake Forest. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Wake Forest fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.
Book Synopsis Interested in Sport by : Tav Chlordane
Download or read book Interested in Sport written by Tav Chlordane and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-04 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered why it is called a 'try' in rugby? How referees got their name? Why the King of the Mountains' jersey in the Tour de France is red and white? Why you can't have a square football pitch? What ambidextrous really means? This book contains thousands of facts and jokes that anyone interested in sport would love to know.
Book Synopsis Cricket's Funniest Jokes by : Jim Chumley
Download or read book Cricket's Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a cricket ball! Doctor: Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon. Crammed full of hilarious cricketing jokes from players and pundits alike, Cricket’s Funniest Jokes will bowl over any fan of the gentleman’s game – guaranteed to raise a laugh when you’re stumped or when rain stops play.
Book Synopsis Golf's Funniest Jokes by : Jim Chumley
Download or read book Golf's Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the golfer’s wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave. After a long day on the fairway, put away the patterned jumper and five-iron and laugh off the double-bogeys with this selection of hysterical jokes. Golf’s Funniest Jokes will suit golf fanatics to a tee.
Book Synopsis Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book by : Dave Bromage
Download or read book Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book written by Dave Bromage and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!
Book Synopsis The Funniest Football Quotes by : James Conrad
Download or read book The Funniest Football Quotes written by James Conrad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-26 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen
Book Synopsis Football's Funniest Quotes by : Harry Kaye
Download or read book Football's Funniest Quotes written by Harry Kaye and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.
Book Synopsis Football Jokes and Riddles by : Matt Christopher
Download or read book Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
Book Synopsis You Know You're a Football Fanatic When... by : Ben Fraser
Download or read book You Know You're a Football Fanatic When... written by Ben Fraser and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-09-14 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know you're a football fanatic when... ... your mobile ringtone sounds suspiciously like the theme tune for Match of the Day. ... you have your house carpeted in AstroTurf. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you're truly obsessed with the beautiful game or just another armchair supporter.
Book Synopsis Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns by : Jake Maddox
Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Football Jokes and Puns written by Jake Maddox and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2024 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why didn't the coach let the pig play football? Because it was a ball hog! How do football players keep their jerseys free of wrinkles? They use the gridiron! If you love football--and a good laugh--then this is the book for you! Hundreds of hysterical football jokes, riddles, and puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.
Book Synopsis The Jock Joke Book by : Chip Laballe
Download or read book The Jock Joke Book written by Chip Laballe and published by SP Books. This book was released on 1994-05 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection offers jokes on all kinds of sports from basketball and hockey to pro-wrestling and even women's wrestling. Sure to be enjoyed by sports lovers and haters, many of these jock-bashing jokes poke fun at famous athletes and teams.
Book Synopsis The World's Funniest Football Jokes by : Jim Chumley
Download or read book The World's Funniest Football Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
Download or read book What's so funny? written by Kevin Sheedy and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2010-07-28 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Fathers' Day present for a footy fan - a joke book that has the favourite joke of your favourite player! Kevin Sheedy, ex-champion player, four-time premiership coach with the Bombers and now the first coach of the Greater Western Sydney team, has collected Australia's best jokes. Why? Because he believes humour is good for us, and a joke book could help to get people reading. A percentage of the profits from this book will go to the Indigenous Literacy Project. This collection has jokes from AFL players, footy fans and the odd taxi driver.
Download or read book A Load of Balls written by John Scally and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As former England striker and television pundit Jimmy Greaves famously said, football is 'a funny old game'. In A Load of Balls: Football's Funny Side, John Scally confirms the truth of his statement by providing a potpourri of double entendres, timeless quips and amusing anecdotes from the tongues of football's elite. Hundreds of silly stories and priceless nuggets have been sourced to recreate the unique excitement, drama and unpredictability of football in the words of the sport's practitioners. The result is a wry, quirky and sometimes outlandish catalogue of comic creations. For lovers of the absurd, outrageous and totally bizarre, this selection of stories and quotes will amuse and delight. Packed with priceless gaffes from the likes of David Beckham ('My parents have been there for me since I was about seven'), Bobby Robson ('We didn't underestimate them; they were just a lot better than we thought') and Paul Gascoigne ('I've never made any predictions about anything and I never will'), this hilarious collection is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of even the most casual sports fan.
