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Fuck Off, I'm Adorable

Author :
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646432207
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (464 download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Adorable written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let off steam with this coloring book of cute animals cursing! What’s better than cute cartoon animals? Cute cartoon animals that curse up a storm! Being an adult sucks. So focus on something other than bills and take some of the stress out of adulthood by coloring the hell out of these 50 pages of funny, foul-mouthed animals. Swear away stress, or help out bawdy friends and family by giving them this ideal irreverent gift.

Fucking Adorable Sweary Adult Coloring Book

Author : Heather Land
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537498645
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (986 download)

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Download or read book Fucking Adorable Sweary Adult Coloring Book written by Heather Land and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-05 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This coloring book book is full of sweary insults said by the cutest critters possible. From an adorable raccoon calling someone a -cumstain- to a -Cunt-A-Saurus Rex-, you'll love these filthy cuties! If you love to swear and love all things cute, you'll adore this book. The book has 30 different single sided pages to cover. Fucking Adorable-er, the sequel to this book, is now available!! Find it here! https: //www.amazon.com/Fucking-Adorable-er-Critters-Fouler-Mouths/dp/1540859185

Fucking Adorable-Er

Author : Heather Land
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781540859181
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (591 download)

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Download or read book Fucking Adorable-Er written by Heather Land and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the sequel to the Fucking Adorable coloring book. Fucking Adorable-er contains 30 different images in both black and white versions! That means 60 entire coloring pages!! This coloring book book is full of sweary insults said by the cutest critters possible. You'll love these filthy cuties! If you love to swear and love all things cute, you'll adore this book. The pages are single sided so you don't have to worry about bleed through to the other side!

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Author : Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher : Dare You Stamp Company
ISBN 13 : 1604336617
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Broke

Author : Esther E. Schmidt
Publisher : Esther E. Schmidt
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Broke written by Esther E. Schmidt and published by Esther E. Schmidt. This book was released on with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Broke must be rough, dominant, and confident. Stepping into his new role as MC Vice President, the mask he wears screams “Don’t screw with me!” but that just hides the part he can’t show. Inside this sweet, shy man are insecurities stemming from trauma he encountered as a teenager that still haunt him. Roan is as sweet as they come. The epitome of pure; good, honest and innocent. Thrown into danger by her job, she’s attacked by a member of the Russian mob. Left lying helpless in the hospital, one phone call binds her to the rough, handsome biker who would do anything to protect her. With danger lurking she has no other option but to hide beneath his wings. Both hide behind themselves, yet are determined to force the other to become the person they truly are. Will they each overcome their inner battles as well as the threat from the Russian mob who leaves a trail of bodies in its wake? Will Broke be able to save Roan’s life or let his own slip through his fingers? For a greater reading experience: "Zack" Areion Fury MC book one "Deeds" Broken Deeds MC book one "Broke" Broken Deeds MC book two "Depay" Broken Deeds MC book three "Unforgiving" Broken Deeds MC book four "Chopper" Broken Deeds MC book 4.5

The Ever After of Ella and Micha

Author : Jessica Sorensen
Publisher : Forever
ISBN 13 : 1455582670
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book The Ever After of Ella and Micha written by Jessica Sorensen and published by Forever. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times bestselling author Jessica Sorensen comes a story of change, hope, and unbreakable vows. The day Ella has waited for is just around the corner. It's the day she'll marry Micha, the love of her life, the light that guided her out of the darkness. It looks like it will be the perfect Christmas-until an unexpected package arrives with a harsh reminder of Ella's past. Suddenly Ella doesn't feel as confident about her future. Can she really have a "happily-ever-after" if she's never even seen one? Micha will stand by Ella no matter what she's going through-though he worries that she might leave him standing at the altar again. When he's offered a once-in-a-lifetime chance to tour with his favorite bands for three months, Micha knows he can't leave Ella behind. But can he ask her to uproot her life to join him on the road? Now Ella and Micha must find a way to balance their fears, their dreams, and their love . . . if they ever want to hear wedding bells.

Areion Fury MC Collection Part One

Author : Esther E. Schmidt
Publisher : Esther E. Schmidt
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 454 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Areion Fury MC Collection Part One written by Esther E. Schmidt and published by Esther E. Schmidt. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 454 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *** WARNING; The Areion Fury MC collection part one is filled with off the charts chemistry. Each story will leave you wanting more! *** Meet these bad boy bikers with a heart for only one woman. To make it a bit interesting, that woman needs to be a badass herself. The Areion Fury MC collection part one contains the correct reading order of the first four books in this series. Full length, fast-paced novels filled with hot, alpha biker romance and their happily ever after.

The Hawke Family Complete Collection

Author : Gwyn McNamee
Publisher : Gwyn McNamee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1660 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Hawke Family Complete Collection written by Gwyn McNamee and published by Gwyn McNamee. This book was released on 2022-01-28 with total page 1660 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Romance. Suspense. The mob and murder… There’s always something happening in the Hawke family in New Orleans. Whether it’s conflict with the Italian mob, issues with the dancers at their clubs, hurricanes, or typical sibling drama, the Hawkes and their friends will drag you into their lives and refuse to let go! This series includes: Savage Collision, Tortured Skye, Stone Sober, Building Storm, Tainted Saint, and Steele Resolve. Keywords: Love books, Love stories, Romantic novels, Sexually romantic books, Contemporary romance, Family saga, Tattoo romance, Blue Collar, Sexy, Family love, Strong heroine, Captivating romance, Loyalty, Protect, Kissing books, Steamy romance, Contemporary, Romance series, Long series, Long romance series, Hot, Hot romance, Sparks, Ebook, Racy, Racy Books, Gwyn McNamee, Suspense romance, Action scene romance, Hot guy, Love, Romance, Alpha Romance, Hawke Family, Hawke Family Series, Hawke Club, Mafia, Mafia romance, Dominant Alpha Male, Action and adventure romance, Organized Crime, M/M, Enemies to Lovers, Billionaire Romance, Billionaire,

Aztecas MC Boxset

Author : Rain Carrington
Publisher : Rain Carrington
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 756 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Aztecas MC Boxset written by Rain Carrington and published by Rain Carrington. This book was released on 2022-01-01 with total page 756 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FOUR BOOKS IN ONE!! This is the entire Azteca MC series in one! This set includes: Aces & Eights In the country where the grasses grow tall and the wheat blows in the east Colorado winds, a farm boy named Kale Acer meets a man that would change his life. When the Chips Are Down With Kale and Eight making plans for the future, they forgot that nothing came easily for them. Stacking the Deck When a huge corporation moves into the area and starts trying to buy up all the local farms, they use less than scrupulous means to obtain the land. Good thing that the local farms have some less than scrupulous bikers close by. Full House It's coming to an end, the love story of the rough biker and the innocent farm boy. It's been a long road for the two men, but their love got them through. Now, they want to share that love with a family, a family of their very own. PLEASE NOTE: This is a male/male romance series with BDSM elements and SHOULD be read in order. Please see warnings inside cover!

The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy

Author : Megan Bannen
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0316394319
Total Pages : 405 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy written by Megan Bannen and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2022-08-23 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A uniquely charming mixture of whimsy and the macabre that completely won me over. If you ever wished for an adult romance that felt like Howl's Moving Castle, THIS IS THAT BOOK." —Helen Hoang, author of The Kiss Quotient Hart is a marshal, tasked with patrolling the strange and magical wilds of Tanria. It’s an unforgiving job, and Hart’s got nothing but time to ponder his loneliness. Mercy never has a moment to herself. She’s been single-handedly keeping Birdsall & Son Undertakers afloat in defiance of sullen jerks like Hart, who seems to have a gift for showing up right when her patience is thinnest. After yet another exasperating run-in with Mercy, Hart finds himself penning a letter addressed simply to “A Friend”. Much to his surprise, an anonymous letter comes back in return, and a tentative friendship is born. If only Hart knew he’s been baring his soul to the person who infuriates him most—Mercy. As the dangers from Tanria grow closer, so do the unlikely correspondents. But can their blossoming romance survive the fated discovery that their pen pals are their worst nightmares—each other? Set in a world full of magic and demigods, donuts and small-town drama, this enchantingly quirky, utterly unique fantasy is perfect for readers of The House in the Cerulean Sea and The Invisible Library. "Truly outstanding romantic fantasy." —India Holton "An unabashedly offbeat adventure." —Freya Marske "I cried twice and smiled plenty." —Olivia Atwater "A little sweet, a little spicy, a little sharp and entirely moreish!" —Davinia Evans "I showed up for the fantastic, fun fantasy setting but it was Hart and Mercy that kept me reading." —Ruby Dixon

Beautifully Broken Spirit

Author : Catherine Cowles
Publisher : The PageSmith LLC
ISBN 13 : 173359633X
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (335 download)

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Download or read book Beautifully Broken Spirit written by Catherine Cowles and published by The PageSmith LLC. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s always been his safe place to land. Jensen has shared a special bond with Tuck for as long as she can remember, their friendship a language that never needed words. But as life threw her one curveball after another, that secret language turned to stony silence. He’s always been her protector. Tuck has looked out for Jensen since the day she was born. As his best friend’s little sister, he’s tried to keep her firmly in the friend category. But she’s always been more. All it takes is one moment of weakness to send Tuck’s fiercely guarded walls crumbling to the ground. As a new fire burns between them, someone watches. Someone who doesn’t like the new life Jensen’s building for herself. And they’ll stop at nothing to keep her in the dark. ***** Read what others are saying about Catherine Cowles: "I fell in love with these characters, with the writing, and with this unexpected story. I can't recommend it enough!" - Alessandra Torre, New York Times Bestseller “Heartwarming, romantic and with an added bit of suspense, Beautifully Broken Pieces had me glued to every page! Catherine Cowles, meet your newest super fan.” - Devney Perry, USA Today Bestseller “Cowles writes fresh, addicting, and intensely beautiful stories!” - Susan Stoker, New York Times Bestseller "Catherine Cowles has a way of pulling the reader into the world she has created and leaves you there for days after you have read the last page." - Kelly Elliott, New York Times Bestseller “I walked away knowing I would read every single thing this talented new author ever writes." - Natasha is a Book Junkie Read what reviewers are saying about Beautifully Broken Spirit: "This friends-to-lovers, second-chance story by Cowles is sweet, hot, suspenseful, and oh-so-satisfying. You'll want to turn around and read it again the second you're done." - Susan Stoker, New York Times Bestseller "A beautifully written romantic suspense that will leave you breathless. Catherine Cowles has a way of pulling the reader into the world she has created and leaves you there for days after you have read the last page. Beautifully Broken Spirit is one of my favorite reads of 2019." - New York Times bestselling author, Kelly Elliott "An emotional journey that will grip your heart and never let it go." - Grahame Claire, USA Today Bestseller "Beautifully Broken Spirit gives you angst, mystery, suspense, hope, and all the feels romance junkies crave." - Brittany, A Bit Smutty Book Blog "All the stars for Jensen and Tuck! This friends to lovers romance was sweet, suspenseful and steamy all rolled into a beautiful package set in the mountains and a small town. One of my top reads of 2019." - Lyndsay, Goodreads Reviewer *** Perfect for readers of Kristen Ashley, Nora Roberts, and Devney Perry.

Blackjack

Author : Jessica Ames
Publisher : Jessica Ames
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blackjack written by Jessica Ames and published by Jessica Ames. This book was released on with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this dark motorcycle club romance from USA Today Bestselling romance author Jessica Ames... Blackjack As Vice President of the Manchester chapter of the Untamed Sons, I have one job—to stand at my president’s side. That’s what I’ve done since we came here to expand our territory. I’m always on the lookout for trouble, but I never expected to find her in a casino in my home patch. She looked sweet, innocent, then she took me for everything I had. I’m a gambling man but that night I played my cards wrong and lost. I never expected to see her again, but when she turns up at the clubhouse telling me her life is in danger I have to put our past behind to save her. Elyse Robbing a member of an MC isn’t my smartest plan, but I’m desperate. The man I owe money to is escalating. He’s forcing me to do things I would never have thought possible before this happened to keep me and my brother safe. Now I’m staring at a positive pregnancy test, wondering if the only person who can fix all of this is the man whose baby I’m carrying—the man I robbed. All books in the Untamed Sons universe can be read as standalones, but are better enjoyed read in order. This is a dark romantic story with a guaranteed happily ever after. It does have some strong language, graphic violence and content that might be triggering.

Loveless

Author : Alice Oseman
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338751956
Total Pages : 323 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book Loveless written by Alice Oseman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2022-03-01 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Love, Simon and I Wish You All the Best, a funny, honest, messy, completely relatable story of a girl who realizes that love can be found in many ways that don't involve sex or romance. From the marvelous author of Heartstopper comes an exceptional YA novel about discovering that it's okay if you don't have sexual or romantic feelings for anyone . . . since there are plenty of other ways to find love and connection. This is the funny, honest, messy, completely relatable story of Georgia, who doesn't understand why she can't crush and kiss and make out like her friends do. She's surrounded by the narrative that dating + sex = love. It's not until she gets to college that she discovers the A range of the LGBTQIA+ spectrum -- coming to understand herself as asexual/aromantic. Disrupting the narrative that she's been told since birth isn't easy -- there are many mistakes along the way to inviting people into a newly found articulation of an always-known part of your identity. But Georgia's determined to get her life right, with the help of (and despite the major drama of) her friends.

Unbreakable Beauty

Author : Tara Sosa
Publisher : Tara Sosa
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 577 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unbreakable Beauty written by Tara Sosa and published by Tara Sosa. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 577 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First date. First kiss. Make out. Make love. Have wild, uninhibited, crazy sex. Find someone to love me back. … … … When I first read Elizabeth Masters’ list, I was excited. And then I was furious. She created a list of “firsts.” Firsts that should have been mine. Firsts she was now going to give to someone else. Because when she offered me her firsts I said I didn't want them. But that was a lie. It was one of many I told her. Because I wanted her and her firsts more than anything. Someone to love her back? She already had that. First kiss? That was me. She can't erase anything that happened between us no matter how hard she tries to forget. And I know that from experience. Because I've never been able to forget what we had, what we shared. I couldn't stop thinking about what could have been if I pulled her close and not pushed her away. And now she wants to move on with someone else? It wasn't going to happen. What we have is real. Unbreakable. And I'm not messing up again. No more lies. No more hiding. I know she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Just like I know she's mine. And so are her firsts. Her firsts, her lasts, her in-betweens, her love, her forever. It's mine. She just needed to let me back in. She needed to give me another chance. And if she didn’t want to? I’d make her. Because I was never losing her again. Ryan Flannery broke my heart. Or what was left of the frayed and fragile pieces I had to give. I let him in. I let him close. I gave him everything. I thought he loved me. I laid myself bare, I stripped myself raw. I chased a fantasy, and I got burned. But he did do one thing for me. He gave me something. An idea. According to him I was too young, too inexperienced. And he was right. I needed to change that. So what if he was my first love? He didn't have to be my only. It was time for me to spread my wings. Explore. It was time for me to live. Ryan might have been the one I wanted to give my firsts to. And my lasts. And everything in-between. But it’s not happening. I’ve been hurt enough. Lied to enough. Betrayed enough. It was time I started to think about me. He thinks that I can just forget what he’s done? That he lied? That he made a mistake? He thinks we’re unbreakable? He thinks that it’s me and him? Always? Forever? He thinks I’m going to give him another chance at that? Another chance at me? It. Will. Never. Happen. Until it does. Everyone remembers their first. Except Ryan Flannery. But that's okay. Because all he needs to remember is his last. His last ... Her first.

Neanderthal Marries Human

Author : Penny Reid
Publisher : Cipher-Naught
ISBN 13 : 0989281078
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (892 download)

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Download or read book Neanderthal Marries Human written by Penny Reid and published by Cipher-Naught. This book was released on 2014-06-21 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After just five months of dating Janie, Quinn-former Wendell and unapologetic autocrat-is ready to propose marriage. In fact, he's more than ready. If it were up to Quinn, he would efficiently propose, marry, and beget Janie with child all in the same day. But Janie, much to Quinn's dismay, tosses a wrench in his efficacious endeavors and challenges him to prove his devotion by going through the matrimonial motions, no matter how minute and mundane. Will Quinn last until the wedding day?

Catharine & Edward (Royals of Valleria #6)

Author : Marianne Knightly
Publisher : Marianne Knightly
ISBN 13 : 1942729057
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (427 download)

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Download or read book Catharine & Edward (Royals of Valleria #6) written by Marianne Knightly and published by Marianne Knightly. This book was released on 2016-04-11 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A princess faking a romance to fool her parents. Princess Catharine, second in line to Valleria’s throne after her elder twin brother, has been issued a queen’s edict: become engaged by the time of her elder brother’s wedding, or else they’ll choose someone for her. Cat selects Philip, a perfect pawn to fake a romance for her parents. Or, he would be perfect, if she wasn’t falling for her bodyguard and Royal Protection agent, Edward ‘Bash’ Bashiera. A bodyguard challenging her royal duty for love. Eddie’s venerable veneer hides a man devoted to his family and a past he’d rather forget. He’s always kept things professional, until his princess is the one caught in the crossfire. Once she’s in his arms, it’s hard for him to let go. The future of the monarchy is in her hands. When circumstances change, and suddenly Catharine must ensure the family legacy, can she put aside a growing love for duty? And, when a terrible deception comes to light, will Edward be able to protect Cat when she needs it most? This novel features a love between a bodyguard and his princess, families that love one another (even while they annoy each other), and a look behind fictional palace walls. This is a standalone book in the series with no cliffhanger, and features sexy scenes and swearing. Emotional trigger warning: pregnancy issues, and discussion of potential assault. * * * Meet the Royals of Valleria, a country as old as the fall of the Roman Empire. The reigning king and patriarch rules with his beloved queen. Nine children, now grown, ranging from the eldest twins to the youngest son, watch over the country they love and care for. Bound by honour, duty, and loyalty, follow their lives as they fall in love, face tragedies, and triumph against the evils facing them. Want more Royals? Book 1: Alexander & Rebecca Book 2: Marcello & Grace Book 3: Arianna & Finn Book 4: Charlotte & Nate Book 5: A Royal Holiday (novella) Book 6: Catharine & Edward Book 7: Royally Ever After Book 8: Lorenzo & Lily Book 9: Sarah & Vittorio Book 10: Permanently Princess (novella) Book 11: Ethan & Anda Box Set: Books 1-3 Box Set: Books 4-6 Box Set: Books 7-9

Earth Earls Are Easy

Author : Catherine Stein
Publisher : Catherine Stein, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1949862461
Total Pages : 309 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (498 download)

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Download or read book Earth Earls Are Easy written by Catherine Stein and published by Catherine Stein, LLC. This book was released on 2024-02-29 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even on Mars, Opposites Attract Wyatt Hartford, Earl of Windborne, spends his days running a smuggling operation under the noses of his political enemies. Twenty years prior, Wyatt and three other young, orphaned aristocrats fled war- and weather-ravaged Earth for the Martian city-state of Utopia. Now the four friends—nicknamed the Lords of Dystopia—use their money and influence to champion citizens’ rights and progressive reforms. To the downtrodden, they are leaders. To the noble scions of Queen Victoria’s empire, they are a threat. Mercenary Nova Pratt likes her assignments—and her life—efficient, tidy, and uncomplicated. Her latest contract ought to be perfect: Find and arrest the smuggler known as the Viper. Lock up the bad guy and save the day. Her target is no hardened criminal, though. He’s a rainbows-and-sunshine chaos gremlin with a mischievous smile and hips that won’t stop swaying to chipper Earth-pop. Nova can’t look away. Wyatt won’t let a surly, law-abiding merc derail his operation, even if her scowl and sharp commands make his blood run hot. When he uncovers a smuggling scheme far more nefarious than his own, he seizes the opportunity to point Nova at the real villains. It won’t be easy to work as reluctant allies while resisting their inconvenient attraction. But as political games turn deadly, these opposites must trust one another to fight for what’s right—by putting their lives and their hearts on the line.