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Book Synopsis Fart Superhero Books For Kids: Funny Kids Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Fart Superhero Books For Kids: Funny Kids Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-28 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more... In Volume 3 the list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" El Ninjo also shows some awesome gross out fart tricks that benefit him in every adventurous situation he finds himself in. Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. If you love Magic Tricks For Kids With African Beans & More Funny Bean Fart Tricks, you will love this magical and and comic roman for kids!
Book Synopsis Fart Super Hero Books For Kids by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Fart Super Hero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! Get your copy today and let the fun begin right now...
Book Synopsis Super Farty Pants! by : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Download or read book Super Farty Pants! written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Book Synopsis Sweet Farts Books: Fart Superhero Books For Kids by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Sweet Farts Books: Fart Superhero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New and Enhanced Version Part 1" right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book.
Book Synopsis Children Fart Books: Super Hero Books For Boys 5-7 by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Children Fart Books: Super Hero Books For Boys 5-7 written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-03 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children Fart Books: Super Hero Books For Boys 5-7 Fart Book Volume 1 + 2 - Superhero Books For Children This compilation of Vol. 1 & Vol. 2 of El Ninjo's Fart Book is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or a but whistling amateur...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing cartoon illustrations. You & Your Kids Will LOL! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - El Ninjo - as he demonstrates all 22 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes... Volume 2 of El Ninjo's Fart Book: WANTED: The Best Sport Activity For El Ninjo - Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond - Volume 2 El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how one can take advantage of each single fart situation in order to win each sport competition! The list of fart sport activities goes like this: The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride How To Jump Higher How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants!
Book Synopsis Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Volume 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud Effect and many more steamy Kenia bean blowing stories... See you inside where the bottom burping fun begins...
Download or read book Billy and Monster written by David Chuka and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-03-12 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Best selling Author David Chuka Join Billy and Monster in this second episode of the series -The Fartastic adventures of Billy and Monster. Billy and Monster love going to school as they learn so much stuff like the planets in outer space, counting to twenty-seven and spelling chewing gum. However, most afternoons, school get's a bit boring and they both end up sleeping in class. At such moments Billy wishes he could be a superhero! If he was a superhero, Billy could save stray cats from trees, help old ladies across the street and make sure his class had a constant supply of chocolate. He could also count on Monster to confuse the bad guys with his fart powers! One day at a fancy dress party, Billy and Monster come in contact with a thief whose been stealing people's jewelry. Will they let him get away or will their superhero powers save the day? Get your copy today and find out how fart powers can be used for good in this funny book for kids of all ages.
Book Synopsis Comic Ebook: Hilarious Book For Kids Age 5-8 - Dog Farts & Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Dog Humor Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Ebook: Hilarious Book For Kids Age 5-8 - Dog Farts & Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sports adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious sports activities and the situations go like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genious Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can benefit and participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low intro price is available. Go ahead...purchase today and let the fun begin...
Book Synopsis Superpower Kids - Comic Illustrations - Chapter Books For Kids Age 6-8 - Funny Dog Humor Jokes by : El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Download or read book Superpower Kids - Comic Illustrations - Chapter Books For Kids Age 6-8 - Funny Dog Humor Jokes written by El Ninjo & Timmie Gu and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-14 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Ninjo's new kid ebook is called Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond and it is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sport activity the bean blowing way in order to win each sport competition! The list of fart sport activities goes like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts * The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks Vol. 3 The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...lots more One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very fun jokes all by themselves, and kids love to look at these funny illustrations even without reading the fart stories that come with each illustration. This fun stories are perfect just to look at pretty much like a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too!
Book Synopsis The Amazing Fart-Man by : J. B. O'Neil
Download or read book The Amazing Fart-Man written by J. B. O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Man! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts!"--Page 4 of cover.
Book Synopsis Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation by : Timmie Guzzmann
Download or read book Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo joined writing forces for this fun and hilarious funny jokes for kids 2 in 1 Book Set compilation. This funny animal comic books compilation includes 2 book volumes in 1. It is a 2 in 1 box set compilation that kids who love funny dog jokes, dog humor fiction and fart books will absolutely enjoy because not only do they get double the fun out of this packed compilation, but getting a copy of this compilation is also smarter because you do not have to buy both individually for a higher prize! Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - Fart Book Series + Really Big Jerks Series 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes: Book 1: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Pooper! Banger! Book 2: Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Just Really Big Jerks Series) Here is what you'll find inside: In book 1 El Ninjo, the master butt whistler, who can not resist exposing his family with his expressive face-melting fart clouds sets the stage for some hilarious dog humor fiction. I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Here is what you'll find inside: The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...lots more Inside "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks" you'll find jerky moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy Pant ripping fun is guaranteed inside...
Download or read book Pizazz written by Sophy Henn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-06 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nine-year-old superhero Pizazz relates how difficult it is to be a superhero, especially when, after moving to a new school, she is made "eco monitor" for her class.
Book Synopsis Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Graphic Novels For Kids 9-12 With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Graphic Novels For Kids 9-12 With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or a but whistling amateur...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing cartoon illustrations. You & Your Kids Will LOL as El Ninjo goes through these hilarious fart situations in Fart Book Vol. 1: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes... Volume 2 of El Ninjo's Fart Book: WANTED: The Best Sport Activity For El Ninjo - Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond - Volume 2 El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how one can take advantage of each single fart situation in order to win each sport competition! The list of fart sport activities goes like this: The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride How To Jump Higher How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy ... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! See you inside...
Book Synopsis Gross Out Book: Super Hero Books For Boys by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Gross Out Book: Super Hero Books For Boys written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-28 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 2 in 1 Box Set compilation of short moral stories for kids includes an amazing Bonus. BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest dog FART BOOK story of all times! Your kids will LOL & tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 2 + Volume 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! This comic books for kids can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! In Volume 2 El Ninjo faces the most challenging dog comic sports activities like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. In Volume 3, El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single dog farts adventure in the African jungle... * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories...
Book Synopsis Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Vol. 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud ... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...
Download or read book Minecraft written by Funny Comics and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-05-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Minecraft : The Adventures Of Fart Man - The Beginning Discover The Origins Of The Greatest Superhero Ever - Fart Man! Minecraft Steve has a problem. He farts. He farts like no one has ever farted. He farts so badly that it's hard for him to make friends or even hold a job. However when the village he lives in is threatened by the nefarious Enderman Steve starts to see his farting curse as a potential gift. Read this story and witness as he transforms himself from mild mannered Steve into the mighty Fart Man! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page!
Download or read book Comic EBook written by El Ninjo and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest Dog FART BOOK story of all times! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sports adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious sports activities and the situations go like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genious Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can benefit and participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "Dog Farts: Fart Freestyle Sounds On the Highest New Yorker Skyscraper Tops & Beyond - Volume 2 - New & Enhanced Version with Color Illustrations & Audiobook" right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. If you love Dog Farts - Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Hilarious Book for Kids Age 5-8, this comic ebook is totally for you! Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook format.
