Fangs and Fennel

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Publisher : 47North
ISBN 13 : 9781503942103
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (421 download)

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Book Synopsis Fangs and Fennel by : Shannon Mayer

Download or read book Fangs and Fennel written by Shannon Mayer and published by 47North. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The delicious sequel to Venom and Vanilla, from USA Today bestselling author Shannon Mayer. Alena Budrene is not just a gifted Seattle baker--she's also a supernatural. Having survived the virus that made her transformation necessary and outwitted an attack by a Greek hero, she's ready to settle down and deal with the challenges of living as a "Super Duper." But nothing is easy for a woman who can turn into a giant snake. Threatened by her unprecedented strength, Alena's enemies team up against her. What's next on the menu? The duplicitous demigod Theseus--backed by a ruthless vampire gang and the power-hungry goddess Hera--is determined to lure her into a glorious, and rather public, battle to the death. Now humans, even the ones Alena risks her life to protect, are afraid to acknowledge her existence. And when the friends who once rallied around her begin to fall prey to Theseus's manipulative schemes, Alena realizes she must act before she loses everything. But will the price of success be too high to pay?

Fangs for the Mammaries

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Publisher : Baen Publishing Enterprises
ISBN 13 : 1618247859
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (182 download)

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Book Synopsis Fangs for the Mammaries by : Esther Friesner

Download or read book Fangs for the Mammaries written by Esther Friesner and published by Baen Publishing Enterprises. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having inflicted the smug homes of suburbia with witches and werewolves. Esther Friesner now unleashes the undead to tap a vein of blood and humor, and drain the suburbs dry of both. Vampires and the suburbs are a match made in heaven, or maybe Levittown. Remember Dracula? He didn't run into any real problems until he took his act on the road and traveled to the Big City. But in the suburbs, everyone is polite and respectful of their neighbors' right to privacy. And if your neighbors happen to have kids selling gift-wrap, magazine subscriptions, cookies, or other school fundraising ploys, and little Emily or Jason happen to come peddling their wares after sundown . . . Who says you have to stay in the city if you want good take-out meals delivered right to your door? There's no one quite like a vampire for saying, _All of you kids get off of my lawn!Ó and putting some teeth into it. The stories in these pages¾by Sarah A. Hoyt, K.D. Wentworth, Dave Freer and more, including Esther Friesner herself¾will convince the reader that vampires and suburbs go together like wine and cheese, gin and tonic, desperation and housewives, marriage and pre-nups. Enter freely and of your own will... At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

I Love My Fangs!

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1534452117
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (344 download)

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Book Synopsis I Love My Fangs! by : Kelly Leigh Miller

Download or read book I Love My Fangs! written by Kelly Leigh Miller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is a vampire still a vampire if his fang is all wobbly? Find out in this funny and endearing spin on the classic first lost tooth story. Young Dracula loves his fangs. They are pointy. They are sharp! They are a cherished family trait. So one day, when a fang wiggles…and jiggles…and falls loose, Dracula doesn’t know what to do. He tries pushing it back in. Then taping it. Then sticking it. Because a vampire can’t have only one fang!…Right?

Becoming

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 2955753297
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (557 download)

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Book Synopsis Becoming by : Merlin Gideon Gray

Download or read book Becoming written by Merlin Gideon Gray and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-04-30 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You wonder what it's like to be something different. Something out of legends. Something your parents hate you for. When your life is that of an impossible myth and you wake up each day knowing it's the real world. To run and hide is only a temporary solution and will never really solve the problem. Sometimes you have to turn around and face the problem. This is what ""becoming"" means. Becoming all of that and yet living to tell the tale. A tale you are holding in your hands at this instant. Fear not. Open it up and find out the truth. It is a truth only one of my kind can talk about. And trust me it's worth it. Falawk Iring Rogue.

Fangs & Fins

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Publisher : Snowy Wings Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781946202802
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (28 download)

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Book Synopsis Fangs & Fins by : Amy McNulty

Download or read book Fangs & Fins written by Amy McNulty and published by Snowy Wings Publishing. This book was released on 2018-04-16 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dapper vampire. A sullen merman. Two heirs to a great conflict--and each needs to claim a beloved to become his kindred's champion. High school senior Ember Goodwin never had a sister, but after her mom's remarriage, she now has two. The eldest is no stranger to her--Ivy is a witty girl in her grade who's almost never spoken to the shy bookworm before--but she's surprised to find the popular girl quite amiable. Their burgeoning friendship is tested, however, when Dean Horne, a pale, besuited charmer, shows interest in them both and plans to reveal his appetite for blood to the one who'll stand by his side. Seventeen-year-old Ivy Sheppard is tired of splitting her time between her dad's and her mom's, particularly when her dad uproots their lives to move them in with his new wife and step-daughter. Used to rolling with her parents' whims, she tries to make the best of it and befriend her nerdy new step-sister. Her hectic life grows more unwieldy when she catches the eye of junior Calder Poole, whom she swears she sees swap well-toned legs for a pair of fins during a dip in a lake. Now she's fending off suitors left and right, all while trying to get to the bottom of the strange happenings in her town. The first book in the Blood, Bloom, & Water series sets family against family and friend against friend as an epic, ancient war comes to a head in a supposedly sleepy suburb.

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439158576
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Book Synopsis Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs by : Molly Harper

Download or read book Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs written by Molly Harper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-03-31 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in the Half-Moon Hollow series is “wry, delicious fun” (Susan Andersen, New York Times bestselling author) as it follows a librarian whose life is turned upside down by a tempestuous and sexy vampire. Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children’s librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that’s sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she’s mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood. Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She’s forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn’t enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What’s a nice undead girl to do?

Oh Fang!

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Publisher : Stacey Kennedy
ISBN 13 : 1988992451
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (889 download)

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Download or read book Oh Fang! written by Stacey Kennedy and published by Stacey Kennedy. This book was released on 2023-01-10 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author Stacey Kennedy comes the next spellbinding and suspenseful romance in the Undead Ever After series. Willa von Stein thought she was magicless, but after a powerful spell broke a decades-long curse, her once very safe, very quiet life was shattered. Now she’s not only a witch, but also a vampire princess. Yes, seriously. But adjusting to her new set of fangs and impressive magic isn’t exactly easy when her vampire uncle is out to destroy her and her newfound family. In order to survive, she’ll need to master her new powers – and fast. But Willa isn’t alone. Killian Constantine, vampire Warden of Charleston, may rule over the city, but Willa rules his heart. He’ll do anything to protect her. But between vampire riots, blood magic sorcery, and supernatural unrest, protecting both Willa and his city is becoming harder and harder to do. In every shadow, Willa and Killian find enemies new and old. Despite every precaution, Willa becomes a pawn in a ruthless war. In order to protect everyone she loves, she’ll need to use mysterious, ancient magic. But if she fails, there will be deadly consequences….

Risky Magic

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Publisher : Sunsong Creations
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Risky Magic written by Paula Sunsong and published by Sunsong Creations. This book was released on 2015-01-14 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous story of magic gone wrong. Reckless magician Estelle attempts to bring rain to the drought stressed village of Hawk's Nest, and ends up blocking the only pass in and out of the village. Estelle and her magician's assistant journey to find a magic gem for their potion to move the boulder blocking the pass. On the journey, Estelle tells the story of the sorcerer king and the golden prince that controlled the magic gem. Excerpt: Estelle took a loud, deep breath. She opened her eyes and held out her hands to the cloudless sky. She began chanting a wordless chant, a chant of syllables and guttural sounds. She held her hands to the east, the south, the west, and the north, then below to the earth, then again to the sky. The cauldron began to bubble rapidly. Estelle chanted faster, then said "arrow" under her breath. Maddy quickly dug through the bag, pulled out an obsidian arrow, and immediately handed it to Estelle, who dropped it into the boiling water. The cauldron began to glow faintly, like metal just taken out of the blacksmith's furnace. Estelle continued to chant, but there were some pauses in her speech. "Nuts," said Estelle. "Huh?" "Nuts!" "Oh!" Maddy handed Estelle tear drop shaped nuts they had gathered from a lush green forest area. Estelle dropped them, one by one, into the cauldron. The cauldron began to rattle and shake, like something was alive inside. It glowed brighter, and a crackling sound filled the cauldron. Estelle's chanting seemed to falter. She mumbled to herself, and hummed off key. Maddy looked sideways at her. "Aaaamaaanamayuuuu...let me see...do I add the powdered mushrooms or the toad's tongue now? "Estelle! You must get this right or we'll have another incident.” "Toad's tongue. Yes, that's it!" Maddy handed Estelle a leathery wad. Estelle dropped it into the boiling cauldron. Electricity chased around the edges of the cauldron and formed a ball that suddenly erupted into a long lightning bolt. "Look out!" yelled Maddy as the bolt ricocheted from rock to rock. She and Estelle ducked as the bolt almost grazed their heads. Estelle's unruly hair frizzed up from the electricity. The bolt hit beneath the cliff face, opening a crack underneath a seventy foot hunk of rock jutting out--the gap widened and spread, running all the way under and around the hunk of rock. "Run!" screamed Maddy. She grabbed Estelle by the scruff of the neck and pulled her away from the looming shadow of the slipping rock face. There was a sound like cracking ice, then the cliff face tumbled, in one huge piece, into the pass. Rubble spilled over, and a fist sized rock rolled up to the feet of Maddy and Estelle. It stopped just inches short of their toes. Romer, the farmer, and the only villager who had been standing outside the narrow passage, grabbed his hat off his head and held it to his chest. His mouth was hanging open in horror. "Oh, my goddess! What are we going to do, Estelle? said Maddy. "The rock is blocking the entrance to Hawk's Nest! Nobody can get in or out. They'll starve!" ****** Download now to enjoy the rest of this short story.

Harem of Fangs

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ISBN 13 : 9781544934891
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (348 download)

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Book Synopsis Harem of Fangs by : Emma Dawn

Download or read book Harem of Fangs written by Emma Dawn and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-20 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Reverse Harem/ HEA**When renowned novelist Ally Swift goes to help a friend out of a jam, she finds herself thrust into a world she previously thought only existed in the paranormal books she wrote. A world of vampires, magic, and mind-blowing sex that she could never have dreamed was possible.Caught between five powerful vampires, she is trapped between the strength of their hands, the fire in their touch, and the ache in her skin for the thrust of their teeth.She is the key to their survival, and for the four she denies, their lives will be forfeit. Can she find a way to save them all, and place her heart in the hands of the one whose soul resonates with her own, and still finish that damn book she's got a deadline for?Full length, stand alone, reverse harem, happily ever after. Be prepared for laughter, love, and a harem you will dream of coming for you.Harem of Wolves (July)Harem of Magic (September)Harem of Souls (October)

All the Stars and Teeth

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Publisher : Imprint
ISBN 13 : 1250307791
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (53 download)

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Book Synopsis All the Stars and Teeth by : Adalyn Grace

Download or read book All the Stars and Teeth written by Adalyn Grace and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Fierce and unrelenting...Do yourself a favor and get lost in this beautiful book!” —Tomi Adeyemi, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Children of Blood and Bone Set in a kingdom where danger lurks beneath the sea, mermaids seek vengeance with song, and magic is a choice, Adalyn Grace’s All the Stars and Teeth is a thrilling fantasy for fans of Stephanie Garber’s Caraval and Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. She will reign. As princess of the island kingdom Visidia, Amora Montara has spent her entire life training to be High Animancer—the master of souls. The rest of the realm can choose their magic, but for Amora, it’s never been a choice. To secure her place as heir to the throne, she must prove her mastery of the monarchy’s dangerous soul magic. When her demonstration goes awry, Amora is forced to flee. She strikes a deal with Bastian, a mysterious pirate: he’ll help her prove she’s fit to rule, if she’ll help him reclaim his stolen magic. But sailing the kingdom holds more wonder—and more peril—than Amora anticipated. A destructive new magic is on the rise, and if Amora is to conquer it, she’ll need to face legendary monsters, cross paths with vengeful mermaids, and deal with a stowaway she never expected... or risk the fate of Visidia and lose the crown forever. I am the right choice. The only choice. And I will protect my kingdom. An Imprint Book “Vicious and alluring, All the Stars and Teeth is a force to be reckoned with." —Hafsah Faizal, author of We Hunt the Flame “Jam-packed with swashbuckling adventure, swoonworthy romance, and dark, lush magic.” —Christine Lynn Herman, author of The Devouring Gray “If an epic sea fantasy filled with strange pirates and vengeful mermaids speaks to your interests, well...we may have found your favorite book ever....a tale of magic and second chances that’s fresh and thrilling in equal measure.” –Entertainment Weekly One of Buzzfeed's "Most Anticipated YA Books of 2020"

Magic Bites

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101619902
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis Magic Bites by : Ilona Andrews

Download or read book Magic Bites written by Ilona Andrews and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-12-31 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times bestselling author Ilona Andrews invites you to experience the first novel in the “intriguing world” (Locus) of Kate Daniels with this special edition of Magic Bites... Kate Daniels is a down-on-her-luck mercenary who makes her living cleaning up magical problems. But when Kate’s guardian is murdered, her quest for justice draws her into a power struggle between two strong factions within Atlanta’s magic circles. Pressured by both sides to find the killer, Kate realizes she’s way out of her league—but she wouldn’t want it any other way... This special edition includes in-depth information about the world of Kate Daniels, with descriptions of its characters and factions. Explore Kate’s Atlanta like never before with answers to FAQ and a quiz to find your place there. And don’t miss the prequel story “A Questionable Client,” as well as scenes of events in Magic Bites from Curran’s point of view.

Dark Calling

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Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 0316071625
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis Dark Calling by : Darren Shan

Download or read book Dark Calling written by Darren Shan and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2009-09-10 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I know it's ridiculous. Lights can't whisper. But I swear I heard a voice calling to me. It sounded like static to begin with, but then it came into focus, a single word repeated over and over. Softly, slyly, seductively, insistently. "Come..." The Disciples are being manipulated by beings older than time. Only Kernel Fleck knows that something is wrong. But he is in the grip of a creature who cares nothing for the fate of humanity. Voices are calling to him from the darkness and he's powerless to resist. Kernel has already been to hell and back. Now he's about to go further... The horrifying adventures continue with the ninth book in the gory and chilling Demonata series.

The Magic Kingdom

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Publisher : KDP
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 359 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis The Magic Kingdom by : K. Stan Tinos

Download or read book The Magic Kingdom written by K. Stan Tinos and published by KDP. This book was released on 2024-01-24 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in what hopes to become a multiple award-winning series is The Magic Kingdom; a gripping story of magic, mayhem, and adventure--guaranteed to delight fantasy readers of all ages. A heartening tale of Ronnie Trudeau; a woman whose life was filled with ritual disappointments and frustrations, making it meaningless. There had to be more for her. She is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to acquire a magical realm, but there is a catch that she must learn the hard way. Bennington was in ruins. The realm's elders refused to pledge the new ruler, the townsfolk were meager and hopeless, mythical creatures ravaged the land, a powerful sorceress plotted to destroy the realm, and a mighty demon lord vowed to kill anyone who assumed the throne. Will Ronnie sacrifice everything she has built in her current life to become Queen of a dying realm and assume responsibilities that no one else would dare?

The Great Grimoire Vol. I

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0997267402
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (972 download)

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Book Synopsis The Great Grimoire Vol. I by : Robert Neri

Download or read book The Great Grimoire Vol. I written by Robert Neri and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-07 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mage, wizard, necromancer whatever you call a spellcaster they all require the same thing... spells. Those intricate little bits of game arcana that make such characters worthwhile and certain foes so lethal. This illustrated book contains over 1,000 pregenerated spells compatible with the D&G Core system with every thing from RPG classics to very strange and powerful new original spells. This accessory to the Dice & Glory system can aid any player or Game Master not willing or simply too over-taxed to create their own magic spells using the core rulebook. Requires the Dice & Glory Core Rulebook The Great Grimoire contains: Over 1,000 pregenerated spells and rituals, Several random roll tables including those to create randomly generated magic items! Rules, tables and an extra word on Magic Shops. This invaluable resource is a must have for upstart wizards and Game Masters looking for ideas!

Showers, Flowers, and Fangs

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Publisher : Harmony Ink Press LLC
ISBN 13 : 9781640804364
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (43 download)

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Book Synopsis Showers, Flowers, and Fangs by : Aidan Wayne

Download or read book Showers, Flowers, and Fangs written by Aidan Wayne and published by Harmony Ink Press LLC. This book was released on 2018-12-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Half-fae trans teen Darren and his new neighbor, vampire Vlad, get off on the wrong foot. But Darren discovers Vlad is just lonely and struggling with his new powers and as they become friends, he learns about Vlad's past and the danger Vlad is in.

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 4

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Publisher : J-Novel Club
ISBN 13 : 171834306X
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (183 download)

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Book Synopsis Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 4 by : Ren Eguchi

Download or read book Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 4 written by Ren Eguchi and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2019-12-24 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new power - the tenant “???” opens shop! Mukohda, the salaryman from modern Japan who was (accidentally) whisked away to another world via a “Hero Summoning” ritual, finally arrived at the dungeon city of Dolan. Pressured into challenging the dungeon by his familiars, the cowardly Mukohda survives waves of terrifying monsters, and thanks to his familiars' overwhelming might, they became the first party to conquer the dungeon! While the Adventurers and Merchants guilds fuss over the unexpected champions and the spoils of their victories, Mukohda, who managed to level up in the dungeon, is more astonished to find that his unique “Online Supermarket” skill has unexpectedly evolved. Now that a new power has been unlocked, amazingly, Mukohda is now able to buy cakes and ice cream directly through his new “Tenant!” Things are looking up for his familiars and the goddesses Ninrir and Rusalka, who are overjoyed at the new variety of sweets available to them. However, it seems that some gods may be conspiring to force Mukohda to keep leveling in order to unlock even more “Tenants” to satisfy their craving for otherworld goods...

The Undead Mr. Tenpenny (A Darkly Humorous Fantasy Mystery with Magic and Mishaps)

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Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 358 pages
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Book Synopsis The Undead Mr. Tenpenny (A Darkly Humorous Fantasy Mystery with Magic and Mishaps) by : Tammie Painter

Download or read book The Undead Mr. Tenpenny (A Darkly Humorous Fantasy Mystery with Magic and Mishaps) written by Tammie Painter and published by Daisy Dog Media. This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Work at a funeral home can be mundane. Until you accidentally start bringing the dead back to life. "...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe" --Sarah Angleton, author of Gentleman of Misfortune Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to all manner of dead bodies. What she's not used to is them waking up. Which they seem to be doing on a disturbingly regular basis lately. Just when Cassie believes she has the problem under control, the recently-deceased Busby Tenpenny insists he's been murdered and claims Cassie might be responsible thanks to a wicked brand of magic she's been exposed to. The only way for Cassie to get her life back to normal is to tame her magic and uncover Mr. Tenpenny's true killer. Simple right? Of course not. Because while Cassie works on getting her newly-acquired magic sorted, she's blowing up kitchens, angering an entire magical community, and discovering her past is more closely tied to Busby Tenpenny than she could have ever imagined. If you like contemporary fantasy with snarky humor, unforgettable characters, and paranormal mystery such as Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London series and Wilkie Martin's Inspector Hobbes, you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from this first book of the Cassie Black Trilogy. *Selected as one of Apple's Most Anticipated Books of 2021 *Winner of the Novel Excerpt Prize from the League of American PEN Women *Finalist in the Yeah You Write! Novel Contest The Cassie Black Trilogy is a giggle-inducing fish-out-of-water tale that takes you from the streets of Portland to the Tower of London. It's got magic and mystery, pastries and zombies, sentient gnomes and an evil wizard...because there's always an evil wizard, isn't there? Note: While this book delivers plenty of wry giggles and a few hexes, it's fairly clean with only an itty-bitty bit of light cursing, one fight scene, and no hanky panky or sexual situations.