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Book Synopsis The Book of Big Excuses by : Tracey Turner
Download or read book The Book of Big Excuses written by Tracey Turner and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
Download or read book Excuses & Lies written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost."The Lines for All Occasions" series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning! With these pocket sized prompters, you need never be lost for words again.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Excuse Generator by : Mike Barfield
Download or read book The Ultimate Excuse Generator written by Mike Barfield and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-02 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Download or read book Pickups & Come-ons written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Book Synopsis 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot by : Justin J Exner
Download or read book 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Book Synopsis Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions by : Dick Enberg
Download or read book Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions written by Dick Enberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.
Book Synopsis What to Say and how to Say it by : David Belson
Download or read book What to Say and how to Say it written by David Belson and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 1993 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to making speeches appropriate for various occasions illustrates special techniques and approaches
Book Synopsis Words for All Occasions by : Glenn Van Ekeren
Download or read book Words for All Occasions written by Glenn Van Ekeren and published by Macmillan College. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 101 Ways to Say Thank You by : Kelly Browne
Download or read book 101 Ways to Say Thank You written by Kelly Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Express your gratitude in writing for any occasion with this updated guide to saying thank you! Writing a thank you note isn’t just about good manners. Whether written in ink form on formal stationery or delivered digitally, a well-crafted thank you note makes the recipient feel appreciated—a sensation that makes you both feel good! This practice can improve your personal, social, and business relationships, leading to success and well-being in all aspects of your life. In 101 Ways to Say Thank You, etiquette expert Kelly Browne shows you how to express gratitude eloquently and sincerely in every situation, using both traditional and up-to-the-minute digital methods, in an easy-to-follow, engaging, and down-to-earth way. Never be at a loss for words again!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Excuses by : Kaz Cooke
Download or read book The Little Book of Excuses written by Kaz Cooke and published by Penguin Global. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're in need of a day off, an alibi, a massive governmental cover-up, a reason not to see your nanna when you've got a love bite, or you simply want an excuse to behave badly, then this is the book for you! Forget the hairy old 'dog ate my homework' - you need a bunch of all-new all-purpose excuses- I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search The batteries in my magic wand wore out My pants are on fire
Book Synopsis Insults & Comebacks by : Knock Knock Book Staff
Download or read book Insults & Comebacks written by Knock Knock Book Staff and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Book Synopsis Latin for All Occasions by : Henry Beard
Download or read book Latin for All Occasions written by Henry Beard and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-08-19 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With more than 200,000 copies in print, Latin for All Occasions and its follow-up, Latin for Even More Occasions, have helped scores of readers harness the language of Caesar and Cicero. Impress your boss with Occupational Latin (Lingua Latina Occupationi); sell your product with Sales Latin (Lingua Latina Mercatoria); flirt with your classics professor with Sensual Latin (Lingua Latina Libidinosa); look like the hipster you are with Pop-Cultural Latin (Lingua Latina Popularis); survive the holidays with Familial Latin (Lingua Latina Domestica) and Celebrational Latin (Lingua Latina Festiva). It’s all here, whether you’re a student of the language or just want to talk like one. From cocktail-party banter to climbing the corporate ladder to online dating, Latin for All Occasions features dozens of handy sections, including Las Vegas Latin, Latin for Golfers, Latin for Breakups, Latin for the Politically Correct, and much, much more. In one easy-to-use volume, National Lampoon founder Henry Beard presents hundreds of listings rendered in grammatically accurate classical Latin, with a foolproof pronunciation guide. Who says Latin is a dead language? From the comic genius who brought us X-Treme Latin comes Latin for All Occasions, guaranteed to help readers delight their friends, insult their enemies, and elevate the public discourse.
Book Synopsis Excuses for All Occasions by : Steven D. Price
Download or read book Excuses for All Occasions written by Steven D. Price and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our writers would have put something catchy here . . . but they weretoo busy making excuses.
Download or read book Sometimes I Lie written by Alice Feeney and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?
Download or read book Why I Write written by George Orwell and published by Renard Press Ltd. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George Orwell set out ‘to make political writing into an art’, and to a wide extent this aim shaped the future of English literature – his descriptions of authoritarian regimes helped to form a new vocabulary that is fundamental to understanding totalitarianism. While 1984 and Animal Farm are amongst the most popular classic novels in the English language, this new series of Orwell’s essays seeks to bring a wider selection of his writing on politics and literature to a new readership. In Why I Write, the first in the Orwell’s Essays series, Orwell describes his journey to becoming a writer, and his movement from writing poems to short stories to the essays, fiction and non-fiction we remember him for. He also discusses what he sees as the ‘four great motives for writing’ – ‘sheer egoism’, ‘aesthetic enthusiasm’, ‘historical impulse’ and ‘political purpose’ – and considers the importance of keeping these in balance. Why I Write is a unique opportunity to look into Orwell’s mind, and it grants the reader an entirely different vantage point from which to consider the rest of the great writer’s oeuvre. 'A writer who can – and must – be rediscovered with every age.' — Irish Times
Book Synopsis Words For Every Occasion by : Judith Wibberley
Download or read book Words For Every Occasion written by Judith Wibberley and published by David & Charles. This book was released on 2008-05-12 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Words for Every Occasion is a valuable resource of over 400 brand new inspirational verses, sayings and sentiments, focused entirely on celebratory occasions. Every imaginable occasion is covered from birthdays to Christmas, anniversaries, new baby, Valentine?s Day and many more. Versus range from the heartfelt to the humorous, sentimental sayings presented alongside witty one-liners, there is a phrase for every possible recipient. The bonus 60 copyright-free motifs will allow crafters to decorate their projects with the perfect illustration, making this the ideal title for papercrafters.
Book Synopsis 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old by : Knock Knock
Download or read book 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2014-03 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at what's actually coming with that next birthday, while also offering commonsense reassurance that everything's going to work out fine. Probably. Maybe. Definitely.