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Download or read book Everybody Porks written by Sean Kennedy and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where do babies come from? This is a question that every parent will receive from their children at some point. Everybody Porks is a raucous trip through the birds and the bees, which answers that question with humor, heart, and a few double entendres for good measure. Like other humorous/parody children's books, Everybody Porks is a perfect fit for parents who need a good laugh after reading the same children's book to their little ones over and over (and over). Follow Baby Pig and Mamma Pig through a vast and hilarious menagerie of friends across the Animal Kingdom as Momma Pig explains just exactly where babies come from, with some truly wild examples. Everybody Porks is intended for ... well, everyone! It hopes to join the long line of wonderfully funny, satirical children's books like, which can both entertain parents endlessly, while also being educational for their inquisitive little ones.
Book Synopsis Dealing with Pigs! by : Dr Ivan Molloy
Download or read book Dealing with Pigs! written by Dr Ivan Molloy and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-06-29 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This novel was self-published through Xlibris in 2019 and since then has been extensively marketed through several avenues and platforms headlined by book exhibitions and major book fairs around the world such as The Book Expo America (New York), Beijing, and Guadalajara Book Fairs and London next year (due to 2020 cancellation because of the virus). It has also been featured in Press Releases and my website (http://www.ivan-molloy.org/) . Moreover it has been favourably reviewed by The Clarion Review and The Kirkus Review. However, I am approaching you now as I am seeking a more traditional publisher. Simply put, this novel is a somewhat comical satire of the politics and history of our world and is suitable for all ages. The main character Hunkle Trotter (a pig), lives in Mudwallow in a far off pig world. War soon rages between the pigs of Mudwallow and Hamcorner, as the elite among the Wallowites, known as snouters, seek to expand their power and fortunes through military means. As the snouters’ mercenary soldiers, the boars, and the Holy Pomponer, the head of the Wallowites’ faith, hoard food and wealth during this time, it is the weary, working-class trotters who go without. While the fight bogs down due to self-serving double-crosses and incompetent leaders, Hunkle finds himself in the role of an unlikely revolutionary. Meanwhile Hunkle's Cousin Crumpet has produced a series of writings on 'pigolitics' and 'pigolosophy' that demand equality and a rejection of snouter rule. Along with the vengeful rebel Snooper and Hunkle’s son, Whiskers, Crumpet establishes the snotters, a group that rejects the strict class structure and the worship of the Pomponer’s “Great One,” a deity that supposedly blesses pigkind from the Black Mountain volcano. Unrest grows, and the snotters are able to gain advantages over the ruling upper classes through utilizing the prized badapple, a tree with explosive properties and technological possibilities, as well by taking advantage of the lies of the religious caste, by proving that the Great One is no god. Somewhat a cross between the Game of Thrones and Animal Farm, Dealing With Pigs, is filled with scheming bad pigs and harrowing battles. Ultimately the revolution is successful only to fall prey itself to dictatorship, new revolts and quests to find a better way. In what is Book One, there are parallels with our human contemporary global politics and history except for major twists and turns leading to Book Two (currently being written).
Book Synopsis Twilight in the Necropolis by : Stephanie Schoenberger M.D.
Download or read book Twilight in the Necropolis written by Stephanie Schoenberger M.D. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-08-31 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into the One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest of drug rehab for Louisiana physicians and enter hell through the backdoor. Dr. Mary Jane, director of the professional health program, sells out health professionals for cash. She calls the program dough for docs. In league with Dr. Pierce Matthews, the sex and drug relapsing director of the Bayou Addiction Recovery Facility (B.A.R.F.), she railroads professionals into his facility. She is assisted by two medical licensing board members also receiving kickbacks. The atrocious conditions are overlooked because of payoffs at even higher political levels. The scheme is creatively financed by insurance fraud, treatments tainted by conflict of interest, spiked urine screens and overcharging. Besides holding the exclusive contract for all medical professionals, BARF also panders to anyone with a buck or insurance. The only prerequisite for admittance is patient vulnerability so the psychological blackmail can commence. Who are the care providers at this mendacity motel? The facility physician is also Pierce Matthews who took a weekend course in addiction medicine and is now an authority. He feeds his patients antipsychotic meds as frequently as he feeds his own opiate addiction. The head counselor is a homophobic racist Baptist preacher, the Komodo dragon in charge of the emotional feast. The administrator is a cock-of-the-walk redneck fine-tuning the fraud. The black single mother is a cocaine widow tossing the bloody bait into this emotional shark tank. The narcissistic female changes her values as often as her underwear. The patients resist the emotional onion-skinning with humor, despite the facility creed of emotional rape with complete invulnerability. But the grim reaper has his scythe poised. Where will his blade fall? Will he cleave corruption or hone honesty? Will liars be lacerated or the truthful torn apart? The one thing for certain is there will be death.
Book Synopsis Doctor's Orders by : Alecia McKenzie
Download or read book Doctor's Orders written by Alecia McKenzie and published by Heinemann Educational Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Doctor Ezekial' Baker and his accomplice Shorty tire of the 'three-card scam', after being chased by an angry crowd. Turning their attention to real estate, they sell mythical plots of land for a non-existent resort. Things are looking good until the two grandchildren of one of their 'investors' begin to track Doctor and Shorty across Jamaica.
Book Synopsis Confessions of a Society Columnist by : Rosemary Sexton
Download or read book Confessions of a Society Columnist written by Rosemary Sexton and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Everybody Club by : Nancy Loewen
Download or read book The Everybody Club written by Nancy Loewen and published by . This book was released on 2021-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Everybody Club is a lively book with a powerful message about belonging. See what The Everybody Club is up to in this joyful romp for young readers!
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Book Synopsis Vegan Mexican Food For Chowhounds! by : Mike Lee
Download or read book Vegan Mexican Food For Chowhounds! written by Mike Lee and published by Mike Lee. This book was released on 2013-12-30 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Blanched pinecone, a single blade of summer grass, covered in a delicate lilac sauce.” “Asparagus seeds and a boiled acorn on a bed of carrot laughter.” THINK THIS IS WHAT VEGANS EAT? For anyone who loves to eat and wants to learn how to make delicious, hearty Mexican food, that just happens to be vegan, there is an amazing new cookbook: MEXICAN VEGAN FOOD FOR CHOWHOUNDS! ARE YOU CONVINCED THAT VEGANS LITERALLY EAT NOTHING BUT LETTUCE? This book will prove you wrong! It is full of delicious, modern, authentic recipes that will wow your taste buds and make it obvious how delicious and fun vegan food is. There are dozens of recipes with delectable pictures, from decadent red and green enchiladas that will melt your soul, to simple meals like delicious tacos and nachos that are to die for. There are salsa recipes that will add some spice to your endless, gray cubicle days and vegan sides that will convince your friends that you have an abuelita that you hide in a cupboard. YOU WILL NEVER THINK OF VEGAN FOOD THE SAME WAY AGAIN! This is a perfect book for anyone who is considering a vegan diet. Think of it as a gateway to vegan paradise, as it recommends replacing a few meals a month, week or day with amazing plant based alternatives. Come on, you are already a part time model, so there is nothing wrong with starting out as a part time vegan. Changing your diet is really scary and it takes a really brave person to even contemplate it. This book eases the transition, making it easy to make the right choice for the planet. So, if you want to see what being vegan is all about, then this is the book for you. Also, if you are already a level 10 vegan, do not fret, this book is just as useful for you! Just buy it! Please… please just buy it.
Download or read book The Packages written by and published by . This book was released on 1905 with total page 1100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Review written by and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Floating Kitchens written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Mark Lane Express written by and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 712 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Sweeney Todd written by Unknown Authors and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-01-14 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sweeney Todd is a barber who dispatches his victims by pulling a lever as they sit in his barber chair. His victims fall backward down a revolving trapdoor into the basement of his shop, generally causing them to break their necks or skulls. In case they are alive, Todd goes to the basement and ""polishes them off"" (slitting their throats with his straight razor). After Todd has robbed his dead victims of their goods, Mrs. Lovett, his partner in crime, assists him in disposing of the bodies by baking their flesh into meat pies and selling them to the unsuspecting customers of her pie shop. All the horror stories in this nice collection are written by unknown authors.
Book Synopsis Congressional Record by : United States. Congress
Download or read book Congressional Record written by United States. Congress and published by . This book was released on 1914 with total page 1092 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Congressional Record is the official record of the proceedings and debates of the United States Congress. It is published daily when Congress is in session. The Congressional Record began publication in 1873. Debates for sessions prior to 1873 are recorded in The Debates and Proceedings in the Congress of the United States (1789-1824), the Register of Debates in Congress (1824-1837), and the Congressional Globe (1833-1873)
Book Synopsis The Rattling of the Chains by : Errol D. Alexander
Download or read book The Rattling of the Chains written by Errol D. Alexander and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 559 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a thoroughly enjoyable and lucidly written book. The author provides an accurately reconstructed history of his family from an African slave trader named Jasinto in the eighteenth century to the year 2013. Also a series of lessons on doing genealogical research is supplied in the appendixes. It is a riveting and a must read for those who study the African American experience and the history of slavery in America.
Download or read book John Dollar written by Marianne Wiggins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1999-12 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An earthquake and tidal wave sweep John Dollar, Charlotte, and her pupils into the violent sea. They come to consciousness on the beach huddled around a paralyzed John Dollar.
Book Synopsis The Leonardo DiCaprio Album by : Brian J. Robb
Download or read book The Leonardo DiCaprio Album written by Brian J. Robb and published by Plexus Publishing (UK). This book was released on 1997 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hailed as the best actor of his generation when he was only 20 years old, Leonardo DiCaprio has repeatedly shocked the Hollywood establishment by turning down roles he felt were "too commercial" or "too mundane". This revealing book at this talented young star covers DiCaprio's fascinating life and successful film career. 40 photos.
