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Book Synopsis Every Mother Deserves a Good Laugh by : Julie Barnhill
Download or read book Every Mother Deserves a Good Laugh written by Julie Barnhill and published by Fleming H. Revell Company. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barnhill uses personal stories, Scripture, advice, and humor to offer moms hope and encouragement to make it through the times when they need a little levity in life.
Book Synopsis Every Mother Can Let Go of Stress by : Julie Barnhill
Download or read book Every Mother Can Let Go of Stress written by Julie Barnhill and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2008-09-01 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julie Barnhill knows moms. In her vast speaking experience, she has heard it all when it comes to the frustrations of motherhood, and she knows what moms want. Just as she did in One Tough Mother, Barnhill meets moms where they are and offers them hope and encouragement in the tough times. Each of these compact, giftable books is filled with personal stories, Scripture, advice, and humor that will help moms cope and even laugh out loud in the face of mothering challenges. Specially designed for busy moms, these little lifesavers are the perfect gift for any mom with any age kids.
Book Synopsis Mom's Laugh Lines by : Leonard Frank del Corral
Download or read book Mom's Laugh Lines written by Leonard Frank del Corral and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Unwind with 'Mom's Laugh Lines', a unique coloring book that blends relaxation with laughter. This delightful collection of hilarious mom quotes offers a light-hearted escape from the daily hustle, perfect for every mom who deserves a chuckle!" "Inside, you'll find pages adorned with whimsical designs and witty mom-isms. Each page invites you to color away stress while chuckling at the all-too-relatable quotes about motherhood. From the joys to the oops moments, every quote captures the essence of being a mom." Benefits and Features: 12 Original Funny Quotes: Hand-picked for maximum giggles. Beautiful, Relaxing Patterns: Surrounding each quote for a tranquil coloring experience. Single-Sided Pages: To prevent bleed-through and allow for easy framing. A Great Gift for Moms: Perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or just because. "Grab your colored pencils and join the fun! 'Mom's Laugh Lines' isn't just a coloring book; it's a mini-retreat for every mom needing a smile. Add it to your cart now and let the laughter begin!"
Book Synopsis Every Mother Can Keep Her Cool by : Julie Barnhill
Download or read book Every Mother Can Keep Her Cool written by Julie Barnhill and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2008-09-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julie Barnhill knows moms. In her vast speaking experience, she has heard it all when it comes to the frustrations of motherhood, and she knows what moms want. Just as she did in One Tough Mother, Barnhill meets moms where they are and offers them hope and encouragement in the tough times. Each of these compact, giftable books is filled with personal stories, Scripture, advice, and humor that will help moms cope and even laugh out loud in the face of mothering challenges. Specially designed for busy moms, these little lifesavers are the perfect gift for any mom with any age kids.
Book Synopsis Mother Truths: Poems on Early Motherhood by : Karen McMillan
Download or read book Mother Truths: Poems on Early Motherhood written by Karen McMillan and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-05 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mother Truths is a beautiful, funny, and raw collection of poetry about early motherhood. The perfect gift for expectant mothers and new mums.
Book Synopsis She Made Me Laugh by : Stephanie Emmons
Download or read book She Made Me Laugh written by Stephanie Emmons and published by Paraclete Press. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most people likely know of Mother Teresa’s great faithfulness to God’s call as she started her ministry to the poor in Calcutta. But at the time, few knew that she had lost all sense of God's presence, love, and sometimes the assurance that God existed at all. Astonishingly, for 50 years, the saint's life was spent in what she called "the darkness." Yet, somehow Mother Teresa managed to get up every morning and say yes to God. And not only did she say yes, she came to accept the darkness, while also allowing a sense of humor and even playfulness to shine through. This book is a memoir of the author’s direct experiences with Mother Teresa during a trip to Calcutta in 1996 when she discovered that sense of humor first hand. It is also an extended reflection on the beloved saint’s “dark night of the soul” and what that might mean for spiritual seekers today.
Download or read book Jokes for Mom written by Jo King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around! Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”
Book Synopsis She Has Her Mother's Laugh by : Carl Zimmer
Download or read book She Has Her Mother's Laugh written by Carl Zimmer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 672 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2019 PEN/E.O. Wilson Literary Science Writing Award Finalist "Science book of the year"—The Guardian One of New York Times 100 Notable Books for 2018 One of Publishers Weekly's Top Ten Books of 2018 One of Kirkus's Best Books of 2018 One of Mental Floss's Best Books of 2018 One of Science Friday's Best Science Books of 2018 “Extraordinary”—New York Times Book Review "Magisterial"—The Atlantic "Engrossing"—Wired "Leading contender as the most outstanding nonfiction work of the year"—Minneapolis Star-Tribune Celebrated New York Times columnist and science writer Carl Zimmer presents a profoundly original perspective on what we pass along from generation to generation. Charles Darwin played a crucial part in turning heredity into a scientific question, and yet he failed spectacularly to answer it. The birth of genetics in the early 1900s seemed to do precisely that. Gradually, people translated their old notions about heredity into a language of genes. As the technology for studying genes became cheaper, millions of people ordered genetic tests to link themselves to missing parents, to distant ancestors, to ethnic identities... But, Zimmer writes, “Each of us carries an amalgam of fragments of DNA, stitched together from some of our many ancestors. Each piece has its own ancestry, traveling a different path back through human history. A particular fragment may sometimes be cause for worry, but most of our DNA influences who we are—our appearance, our height, our penchants—in inconceivably subtle ways.” Heredity isn’t just about genes that pass from parent to child. Heredity continues within our own bodies, as a single cell gives rise to trillions of cells that make up our bodies. We say we inherit genes from our ancestors—using a word that once referred to kingdoms and estates—but we inherit other things that matter as much or more to our lives, from microbes to technologies we use to make life more comfortable. We need a new definition of what heredity is and, through Carl Zimmer’s lucid exposition and storytelling, this resounding tour de force delivers it. Weaving historical and current scientific research, his own experience with his two daughters, and the kind of original reporting expected of one of the world’s best science journalists, Zimmer ultimately unpacks urgent bioethical quandaries arising from new biomedical technologies, but also long-standing presumptions about who we really are and what we can pass on to future generations.
Download or read book Laugh Anyway Mom written by Tracy DeGraaf and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh Anyway Mom is a hilarious book by veteran mother of five, Tracy DeGraaf. It is filled with laugh-out-loud stories that are sure to resonate with every mom! This book will make you laugh and cry as Tracy reminds you how to keep your sense of humor and to reconnect with the true joys of motherhood.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Mothers' Wit and Wisdom by :
Download or read book The Big Book of Mothers' Wit and Wisdom written by and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Covering all the joys of motherhood, these celebrated matriarchs deliver belly laughs and offer pearls of maternal wisdom on such topics as morning sickness and stretch marks, playground politics and raising hormonal teenagers, frenzied mealtimes and dreary household chores. Complemented with sharp insights from family members, this will give every mother the one thing she really needs (apart from an uninterrupted night's sleep): a good laugh.
Download or read book Mothers' Wit written by Allison Vale and published by Raupo. This book was released on 2006 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mamma mia! Didn't think mums could make you laugh? Think again. Mothers' Wit is full of classic one-liners from a rich variety of red-hot mammas such as Victoria Wood, Joan Rivers, Roseanne and Marge Simpson. Covering all the joys of motherhood, these celebrated matriarchs deliver belly laughs and offer pearls of maternal wisdom on such topics as morning sickness and stretch marks, playground politics and raising hormonal teenagers, frenzied mealtimes and dreary household chores. Complemented with sharp insights from family members, Mothers' Wit will give every mother the one thing she really needs (apart from an uninterrupted night's sleep): a good laugh.
Book Synopsis 14 Hours 'til Bedtime by : Jen Singer
Download or read book 14 Hours 'til Bedtime written by Jen Singer and published by Wyatt-MacKenzie Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Short, funny, and honestlike your kids. A breath of fresh air in the parenting world, "14 Hours Til Bedtime" illuminates the pressure cooker lives of Americas young mothers. With comedic focus on the joys and the blunders of raising a family, Jen Singer explores what it really takes to be a stay-at-home mom: Patiencestaminaand a genuine appreciation for greeting cards made out of Froot Loops. "14 Hours Til Bedtime" is for any mother who has managed to do the Hokey-Pokey with a toddler while nursing the baby at the same time. Author Jen Singer is the sure-and-steady voice for every on-the-go mom who dreams of stringing together ten minutes so she can shave both legs on the same day.Ralph Schoenstein, author of My Kid's an Honor Student. Your Kid's a Loser, "Somewhere Erma Bombeck is smiling."Lisa Earle McCleod, author of Forget Perfect, "14 hours 'Til Bedtime" is like a good laugh with a girlfriend."Ken Swarner, author of Whose Kids Are These Anyway?, "Jen Singer has hit parenting on the nail...it's hectic, loud and mind numbing yet worth its weight in gold."From the PublisherTruly laugh-out-loud funny, Jen Singer is the voice of today's over-worked moms! Recently she was quoted in "The Boston Herald" October 1, 2004: "Americans love to see privileged people fall, and (now) its housewives turn," said Jen Singer, author of 14 Hours 'Til Bedtime: A Stay-at-Home Moms Life in 27 Funny Little Stories and creator of MommaSaid.net. "For the past few years, staying home with your kids has been seen as a privilege," she said. "Watching Desperate Housewives lets working women feel relieved that being a housewife isn't what society has held it up to be. And at-home moms want to know that other housewives can be as unhappy or more so than they feel sometimes."Introduction In my mothers day, being a stay-at-home mom was practically mandatory. Nowadays though, with so many moms working to make ends meet, staying home with the kids is seen as a privilege. And the privileged shouldnt complain. Then again, the privileged normally dont spend their days scraping peanut butter off the telephone or rescuing the cat from yet another tea party. So, an entire generation of stay-at-home moms, who grew up when women were suddenly expected to "bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan," seems to downplay their (unpaid) jobs. Yet they work 14-plus hour days, putting aside their own interests - such as conversing with adults in full sentences - with little recognition. Or sleep. In "14 Hours Til Bedtime: A Stay-at-Home Moms Life in 27 Funny, Little Stories", I say what other at-home moms have been afraid to say: its really, really hard to devote all your time to little people who show their appreciation by hanging from your belt loops, whining, while you make macaroni and cheese shaped like SpongeBob SquarePants. Again.Between each story are "Just a Minute!" breaks - quick, little funnies you can read while stirring the mac n cheese. Even the essays are brief, because I know you have only about 750 words to read before someone figures out youre hiding in the bathroom with a book. So go ahead. Read a little bit and enjoy. Because you deserve it, Mom! - Jen Singer, May 2004About the AuthorAuthor Jen Singer is the stay-at-home mother of two small boys. When they're sleeping or tearing down someone else's house, Singer writes about them, secure in the knowledge that they can't read too well yet. Her humor has appeared in American Baby, Family Circle, The New York Times, Nick Jr., Parenting, Parents, and Woman's Day. Before she began taking phone messages in chalk on the driveway, she wrote about Generation X in Entrepreneur, The Boston Globe, The Chicago Tribune, Home Office Computing, The Los Angeles Times, and The Miami Herald. She is the creator of the "Housewife" Awards" and the holiday, "Please Take My Children to Work Day", and the founder of MommaSaid.net.
Book Synopsis There Are Moms Way Worse Than You by : Glenn Boozan
Download or read book There Are Moms Way Worse Than You written by Glenn Boozan and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.
Book Synopsis MAMA NEEDS A FUNNY DAY - A Cool Happy Mom Coloring Book With Funny Quotes by : Astrid Montgomery
Download or read book MAMA NEEDS A FUNNY DAY - A Cool Happy Mom Coloring Book With Funny Quotes written by Astrid Montgomery and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-20 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MOTHERHOOD GIFT IDEAS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS MOM LIFE COLORING BOOK GIFTS FOR MOM COLORING BOOKS FOR RELAXATION ★ A Cool Snarky Adult Coloring Book And Sayings That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud Every Day! This hilarious Coloring Book For Moms will provide mothers and moms-to-be a salutary stress-relieving solution. ♥ Give mom five minutes of peaceand laughter. ♥ Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring while drinking your coffee. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the coloring pages full of funny illustrations and quotes of this book. Book Features: Premium glossy finish cover design Each coloring design is printed on a separate page on bright white paper. You don't need to worry about colors bleed-through. Color with colored pencils, pens, crayons, markers, and more! Perfect for all coloring mediums. Full-page designs include inspirational and funny quotes that sum up being a cool mum. More than 40 high quality designs. There are no duplicates coloring pages. Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages. Makes a great gift for: Baby Showers, Mother's Day, Holidays, Birthday, or just a surprise for any mother! This Adult Coloring Book is perfect as a: Stress Relief Book, Gift for Mom, Mom to Be, Baby Shower Gift, Pregnant Women, New Moms, Mother's Day gift idea, Expecting Mom Book and anyone who wants to have some fun! GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!
Book Synopsis When God Created Mothers by : Erma Bombeck
Download or read book When God Created Mothers written by Erma Bombeck and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it first appeared in Erma Bombeck's Mother's Day column in 1974, When God Created Mothers was an instant success, clipped from newspapers, tucked into purses, and tacked onto refrigerators all over America. Now in this beautiful keepsake edition, Bombeck's moving words are paired with original art that bring to life the warm portrait of motherhood contained within.An angel marvels at the detail and overtime that the good Lord is putting into his creation of mothers. Despite the six pairs of hands and the three pairs of eyes that every mother needs, the angel thinks she has discovered a flaw:"There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model.""It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear.""What's it for?""It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride.""You are a genius," said the angel.The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there."Every mother will treasure this moving tribute, penned by America's most beloved expert on motherhood.
Book Synopsis Good Moms Have Scary Thoughts by : Karen Kleiman
Download or read book Good Moms Have Scary Thoughts written by Karen Kleiman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2019-07-19 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 90 percent of new mothers will have scary, intrusive thoughts about their baby and themselves. What if I drop him? What if I snap and hurt my baby? Mothering is so hard—I don't know if I really want to do this anymore. Gosh, I'm so terrible for thinking that! Yet for too many mothers, those thoughts remain secret, hidden away in a place of shame that can quickly grow into anxiety, postpartum depression, and even self-harm. But here's the good news: you CAN feel better! Author Karen Kleiman—coauthor of the seminal book This Isn't What I Expected and founder of the acclaimed Postpartum Stress Center—comes to the aid of new mothers everywhere with a groundbreaking new source of hope, compassion, and expert help. Good Moms Have Scary Thoughts is packed with world-class guidance, simple exercises, and nearly 50 stigma-busting cartoons from the viral #speakthesecret campaign that help new moms validate their feelings, share their fears, and start feeling better. Lighthearted yet serious, warm yet not sugary, and perfectly portioned for busy moms with full plates, Good Moms Have Scary Thoughts is the go-to resource for moms, partners, and families everywhere who need help with this difficult period.
Book Synopsis Daughters of God by : M. Russell Ballard
Download or read book Daughters of God written by M. Russell Ballard and published by Deseret Book. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Daughters of God" presents three of Elder Ballard's classic messages to and about women, accented with inspirational images. If you've ever wondered how women fit into God's plan, how He feels about them, and what He needs them to do and to be, this book has answers.
