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Download or read book Bad Spelling written by John Correll and published by John M. Correll. This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prof. Kolnos and Dr. Vook discover a very dangerous book.
Book Synopsis We Are Mayhem by : Beck Rourke-Mooney
Download or read book We Are Mayhem written by Beck Rourke-Mooney and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2024-03-19 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filled with messy, complicated characters, We Are Mayhem is a debut YA novel about finding your strength, embracing your weird, and being who you truly are - no matter what. When Birdie’s parents move the family from their gated New Jersey community to the Catskills, Birdie thinks life as she knows it is once again—just like it was when she quit gymnastics—completely over. But when Birdie’s friends ditch her during a dare gone wrong, she finds herself staring down the barrel of a shotgun wielded by Mad Mabel the Mother of Mayhem, and Birdie strikes a deal with Mabel to work off her crime. Abigail Rose, Mabel’s granddaughter, is convinced that Birdie—whose big, strong arms have always felt like the bane of her existence — is destined to help pull her family’s male-dominated indie wrestling promotion in a more feminist direction. With no way to return to or escape her past and no clear course into her future, Birdie has to find a way to somehow make her new town a home. But if Birdie is going to be the future of Mayhem, she first has to find a way to embrace who she is - no matter the cost.
Download or read book Moon Writers written by John Correll and published by John M. Correll. This book was released on 2020-02-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prof. Kolnos writes on the moon.
Book Synopsis Mafia Mayhem Complete Collection by : E.M. Gayle
Download or read book Mafia Mayhem Complete Collection written by E.M. Gayle and published by Gypsy Ink Books. This book was released on 2023-03-29 with total page 1243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this series from NYT bestselling author E.M. Gayle, go a little darker and dirtier as wicked desires are discovered in the most unlikely places. Filled with romance, power, and deliciously dangerous men. Set includes: Merciless Sinner She's a simple baker with a dangerous past. He's a ruthless billionaire that gets what he wants. They can't possibly want the same thing... Sinner Takes All Lies. Betrayal. Danger. LOVE is definitely a risk. Wicked Beast When I met Vincent, I knew exactly who he was. But I only wanted him to make me forget my life in the filthiest ways. Instead, he turned me into a pawn in a twisted game. Willing Beauty When someone hurts what is mine… the gloves are off. Broken Saint Nova may have met the man of her dreams, but he’s not the one she’s been sold to. Fallen Angel Nova looked like an angel, and was anything but. She's a mafia princess hiding in plain sight, the forbidden fruit, and I can't stay away from her.
Download or read book Polar Kolnos written by John Correll and published by John M. Correll. This book was released on 2014-10-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prof. Kolnos tries to get to the North Pole with his friends. The first silly adventure by Prof. Kolnos.
Book Synopsis A Season with the Witch: The Magic and Mayhem of Halloween in Salem, Massachusetts by : J. W. Ocker
Download or read book A Season with the Witch: The Magic and Mayhem of Halloween in Salem, Massachusetts written by J. W. Ocker and published by The Countryman Press. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Edgar Award-winning travel writer spends an autumn living in one of America's spookiest tourist destinations: Salem, Massachusetts Salem, Massachusetts, may be the strangest city on the planet. A single event in its 400 years of history—the Salem Witch Trials of 1692—transformed it into the Capital of Creepy in America. But Salem is a seasonal town—and its season happens to be Halloween. Every October, this small city of 40,000 swells to close to half a million as witches, goblins, ghouls, and ghosts (and their admirers) descend on Essex Street. For the fall of 2015, occult enthusiast and Edgar Award–winning writer J.W. Ocker moved his family of four to downtown Salem to experience firsthand a season with the witch, visiting all of its historical sites and macabre attractions. In between, he interviews its leaders and citizens, its entrepreneurs and visitors, its street performers and Wiccans, its psychics and critics, creating a picture of this unique place and the people who revel in, or merely weather, its witchiness.
Book Synopsis Internet of Things by : John Correll
Download or read book Internet of Things written by John Correll and published by John M. Correll. This book was released on 2019-10-14 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prof. Kolnos’ refrigerator tries to get some milk.
Book Synopsis The Housewife Assassin's Manners, Missiles, and Mayhem by : Josie Brown
Download or read book The Housewife Assassin's Manners, Missiles, and Mayhem written by Josie Brown and published by Signal Press. This book was released on 2022-11-18 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The clock is ticking as Acme covert operatives Donna and Jack Craig and their mission team traverse the country to take down the embedded Russian spies and their turned assets, who are sabotaging the United State’s missile grid.
Book Synopsis The Madwoman and the Roomba: My Year of Domestic Mayhem by : Sandra Tsing Loh
Download or read book The Madwoman and the Roomba: My Year of Domestic Mayhem written by Sandra Tsing Loh and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comic exploration of a year in the life of an “imaginatively twisted and fearless” (Los Angeles Times) best-selling author. Ah, 55. Gateway to the golden years! Professional summiting. Emotional maturity. Easy surfing toward the glassy blue waters of retirement. . . . Or maybe not? Middle age, for Sandra Tsing Loh, feels more like living a disorganized 25-year-old’s life in an 85-year-old’s malfunctioning body. With raucous wit and carefree candor, Loh recounts the struggles of leaning in, staying lean, and keeping her family well-fed and financially afloat?all those burdens of running a household that still, all-too-often, fall to women. The Madwoman and the Roomba chronicles a roller coaster year for Loh, her partner, and her two teenage daughters in their ramshackle quasi-Craftsman, with a front lawn that’s more like a rectangle of compacted dirt and mice that greet her as she makes her morning coffee. Her daughters are spending more time online than off; her partner has become a Hindu, bringing in a household of monks; and she and her girlfriends are wondering over Groupon “well” drinks how they got here. Whether prematurely freaking out about her daughters’ college applications, worrying over her eccentric aging father, or overcoming the pitfalls of long-term partnership and the temptations of paired-with-cheese online goddess webinars, Loh somehow navigates the realities of what it means to be a middle-aged woman in the twenty-first century. Including a new epilogue hilariously recounting her family’s quarantine experience during the pandemic, The Madwoman and the Roomba is a “wildly funny” testament to Loh’s “brilliant wit and rock-solid resilience” (Henry Alford).
Book Synopsis Through Magic and Mayhem: The Adventures of Eka and Christelle: Book One by : S.D. Pixley
Download or read book Through Magic and Mayhem: The Adventures of Eka and Christelle: Book One written by S.D. Pixley and published by Dreaming of Dancing Bubbles. This book was released on 2021-10-15 with total page 589 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two women discover friendship, adventure, and danger in a hidden world full of lost memories and magic. Eka stays in motion since losing her family, running from one adrenaline rush to the next and away from any connection. Christelle loves her close-knit family, but longs to spread her wings and explore the world away from their protectiveness. When an accident leaves Eka at Christelle’s doorstep, memories of magic, hidden within our everyday world, come flooding back to both of them. As they find themselves awakened to this new world, they also find that no one around them is aware of anything unusual, leaving them to navigate this reality together. At first, they seem unable to work with each other. Christelle is skeptical and cautious while Eka is ready to dive in blind-folded. But somehow, as they stumble through each new aspect of the magic, Eka finds herself trusting someone for the first time, while Christelle begins to find a strength outside her family. And, as their friendship grows, unique magical abilities grow within them. But soon a dangerous and destructive force, connected to their lost past, returns, destroying people around them and dredging up the darkest moments of their lives. When this force takes a personal interest in the two, both women will need to draw on their wits and fledgling magic if they have any chance of stopping it. But will their new abilities be strong enough when that moment arrives? Or will their newly discovered fears from the past cause them to fall back on old ways and destroy the friendship they’ll need to save themselves and everyone they love. If you enjoy light-hearted fantasy adventures with plenty of action and strong friendships, you'll love the Adventures of Eka and Christelle.
Book Synopsis Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem by : Luke T. Harrington
Download or read book Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem written by Luke T. Harrington and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous book is full of new insights into ways we’ve been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories. Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven’t read the Bible. If they did, they’d be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes. David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters. It turns out, there’s a lot of weird stuff in the Bible. Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a funny look at some of the stranger tales in the Bible. From Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it’s a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible’s stranger moments. Organized by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff), Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a thoroughly researched (really!), reverent, and insightful look at the amazing book at the center of our faith.
Book Synopsis Mistletoe in Mayhem Boxed Set by : L.E. Rico
Download or read book Mistletoe in Mayhem Boxed Set written by L.E. Rico and published by Entangled: Bliss. This book was released on 2018-11-12 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Travel to the quirky town of Mayhem, Minnesota, with these two companion novellas that prove love, and sisterhood, will always save the day. A Christmas Wedding In Mayhem You’re cordially invited to the wedding of the century! Please join bride-trying-not-to-be-a-zilla Hennessy O’Halloran and her prince-in-shining-snow-boots as they finally say, “I do.” Unless a rogue wedding planner and a blizzard that takes out the entire Midwest can stop them, these two will get married on Christmas. The town of Mayhem will make sure of it. A Surprise Baby In Mayhem The town of Mayhem, Minnesota, is about to have a population explosion...and the Whiskey Sisters are getting more than they expected! While newlyweds Henny and Bryan are anxiously awaiting not one but two little bundles of joy, Jameson and Scott are focusing on planning their own perfect wedding, with only one troublesome toddler in tow. But babies have a way of arriving on their own schedules...and fate has a way of intervening in this quirky hamlet. Now, the couple finds themselves scrambling to beat the clock—and the odds—to their own happily ever after before their unexpected special delivery arrives. Each book in the Whiskey Sisters series is STANDALONE: * Blame it on the Bet * Mischief and Mayhem * Mistletoe in Mayhem Boxed Set
Book Synopsis Facebook For Dummies by : Carolyn Abram
Download or read book Facebook For Dummies written by Carolyn Abram and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2018-02-22 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take control of your Facebook profile When you join Facebook, you're joining a community with over two billion people spread around the globe. It helps to have the insight on not only how to set up your profile and add content, but also how to make sure you control who sees—and doesn't see—your posts. Facebook For Dummies provides the trusted guidance you need to set up a profile, add content, and apply the many tools Facebook provides to give you control of your content. Primarily known as a way for individuals to share information, photos and videos, and calendar invitations, Facebook has gained prominence as a means to spread news, market products, and serve as a business platform. Whatever you’re looking to use it for, this book shows you how to use all the features available to make it a more satisfying experience. Build your profile and start adding friends Use Facebook to send private messages and instant notes Discover ways to set privacy and avoid online nuisances Launch a promotion page Get ready to have a whole lot of fun on the largest social network in the world.
Download or read book Half - Time written by Kezhakielie Whiso and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2024-06-26 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Jack, that is not even the point! How can they get me engaged to someone I barely know without my consent? I am an adult, a grown-up. I can decide on my life-partner," Aashi said, with finality in her voice. “And I have decided who that is going to be…" Young, naïve, Zakie lands a job at the National Oil & Gas Corporation of India, a dream placement for many, and falls in love with the petite, bubbly Aashi, a girl from Delhi. Amidst threats from Aashi’s family and jealous batchmates, who are against their ‘inter-caste’ relationship, Jack, as everyone calls Zakie now, decides to propose Aashi at the end of their training. When they are sent to Gujarat, Jack faces a double tragedy. Aashi’s parents, unbeknownst to her, has got her engaged to a stranger. And almost at the same time Jack’s beloved grandmother passes away. Jack finds comfort in Aashi’s arms and is temporarily reassured that all is well with them. But on their way back to Dehradun to complete their probation, Aashi disappears. Jack wonders if he was living a nightmare; and if he would ever see Aashi again…
Book Synopsis PLEY: A Satirical Health and Happiness Guide for Young Professionals by : K. D. Gudwerck
Download or read book PLEY: A Satirical Health and Happiness Guide for Young Professionals written by K. D. Gudwerck and published by K. D. Gudwerck. This book was released on 2024-02-01 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlock the secrets to a fulfilling and humorous life with "PLEY," your passport to the world of satirical well-being. In this cheeky and irreverent guide, author K.D. Gudwerck takes you on a rollicking journey through the highs and lows of the modern young professional's quest for health and happiness. Ditch the corporate stiffness and join the rebellion! The first chapter, "Let’s Pley" introduces you to a world where work and play are not mutually exclusive. Discover the art of embracing the absurd and injecting joy into every facet of your life. Next, learn how to navigate the delicate dance between productivity and leisure. Uncover the secrets of controlled slacking, ensuring that your downtime becomes an art form without sacrificing your professional edge. Forget the grind. Enter the Naptime Revolution, where rejuvenation meets rebellion. Discover how short, strategic naps can elevate your productivity and creativity, making you the envy of your well-rested peers. Why compete in the rat race when you can strive for leisurely greatness? Join the Leisure Olympics and compete in events like 'Synchronized Lounging' and 'Creative Procrastination' to prove that winning doesn’t always have to be serious business. Turn family gatherings into joyous affairs with the 'Family Feud (and Fun)' strategy. Learn how to navigate the chaos of family dynamics and turn awkward moments into opportunities for laughter and bonding. Forge meaningful connections through humor. Explore the art of being 'Friends with (Satirical) Benefits' and discover how shared laughter can strengthen relationships, both personally and professionally. Banish kitchen stress with 'Culinary Capers.' Turn cooking into a comedic adventure, creating delicious meals with a side of laughter. Say goodbye to kitchen disasters and hello to culinary triumphs. Navigate the minefield of family gatherings during holidays with finesse. Learn the secrets to 'Surviving the Family Invasion' with grace and humor, ensuring your festive seasons are filled with joy rather than dread. Discover the unexpected wisdom behind procrastination. Unleash 'The Zen of Procrastination' to find moments of peace in delaying the inevitable, turning the mundane into the extraordinary. Embrace the healing power of laughter with 'Laughter Yoga for the Soul.' Dive into joyous exercises that combine laughter and mindfulness, revitalizing your spirit and leaving you with a contagious smile. Decode the mysteries of personal finance with a comedic twist. 'Financial Follies' takes you on a hilarious journey through budgeting, investing, and adulting, proving that you can manage your money without losing your sense of humor. Craft a soundtrack for your life with 'The Pleylist for Joy.' Explore the transformative power of music, creating playlists that uplift your mood and accompany you on your journey to a more fulfilling life. Wrap up your PLEY adventure with 'The Pleyful Manifesto.' Embrace a new way of living, guided by humor, joy, and the belief that a playful existence is the key to lasting happiness. Embark on a journey of laughter, leisure, and love with "PLEY," the ultimate satirical health and happiness guide for the young professional who refuses to take life too seriously. It's time to play your way to a joyful existence!
Download or read book Feeling Sad written by Kirsty Holmes and published by Greenhaven Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2018-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many things cause us to become sad, but what's important is to know how to deal with sad feelings in a healthy way. In this charming, age-appropriate book, young learners have the pleasure of meeting the colorful character Dr. Gloom. They are taken on a journey alongside Dr. Gloom through the captivating main text, which is presented in a fun comic book design that is filled with vibrant, full-color photographs and illustrations. While learning about what makes us experience feelings of sadness and how we express those feelings, readers expand their understanding of their own emotions.
Book Synopsis The Bodyguard's Deadly Mission by : Lisa Dodson
Download or read book The Bodyguard's Deadly Mission written by Lisa Dodson and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2024-01-23 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She wants to protect women… He needs to protect her. Alexa King and Andrew Riker met when he trained her to be a bodyguard. Despite their simmering connection—and a few unguarded moments—she’s managed to keep their relationship purely professional. But now she runs her own security business, and her latest contract puts both her and Andrew in danger. She knows she can trust Andrew with her life. Will she trust him with her heart? From Harlequin Romantic Suspense: Danger. Passion. Drama. Feel the excitement in these uplifting romances, part of the series: