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Elves Don't Fart

Author : Ron Chance
Publisher : Ron Chance
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Elves Don't Fart by : Ron Chance

Download or read book Elves Don't Fart written by Ron Chance and published by Ron Chance. This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While your elf on a shelf Sits in silence in the dark, Have you ever wondered If they'd wake you when they fart? This illustrated children's book is for all the little boys and girls that love Christmas, Santa and The Elves. In this telling, The Elves are instrumental in helping Santa deliver toys to all the children on Christmas Eve Night. You'll meet The Elves in the workshop at the North Pole, building toys for Christmas. You'll learn how they celebrate the wonderful season and prepare for their very busy night ahead. How do they do it all without ever being seen or heard? What if you have a creaky floor or a squeaky door? What if they trip and fall, what if they sneeze, what if they... fart?!? This story aims to resolve the urgent question - "what if an elf farts" - in our children's precious minds, while providing them opportunities to ask new, creative, and amusing ones. The story was inspired by a little girl who once posed this very question to her father, and the book chronicles his empirically correct response. To learn more and watch a reading of Elves Don't Fart, visit www.ronchance.com

Elves Don't Fart

Author : Ron Chance
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781959392439
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (924 download)

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Book Synopsis Elves Don't Fart by : Ron Chance

Download or read book Elves Don't Fart written by Ron Chance and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While your Elf-on-a-Shelf sits in silence in the dark...Have you ever wondered, if they'd wake you when they fart?

Ellie the Tooting Elf

Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781953399014
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (99 download)

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Book Synopsis Ellie the Tooting Elf by : Humor Heals Us

Download or read book Ellie the Tooting Elf written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ellie is a loner elf who doesn't believe she has any talents until one day ideas come from unlikely source. Join Ellie in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Felix the Farting Elf

Author : Erik Anderson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (775 download)

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Book Synopsis Felix the Farting Elf by : Erik Anderson

Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Frudzy The Farting Elf

Author : Jacob Sam
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (741 download)

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Book Synopsis Frudzy The Farting Elf by : Jacob Sam

Download or read book Frudzy The Farting Elf written by Jacob Sam and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frudzy is shy hard working Elf, but there's one small problem: He has gas.... And leadingup to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Elf of the year for the Christmas crew . Will Frudzy make the team? Join Frudzz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.

Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206391
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler by : Aaron Reynolds

Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Author : Debbie Dadey
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 9780590226370
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (263 download)

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Book Synopsis Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats by : Debbie Dadey

Download or read book Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats written by Debbie Dadey and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1995 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids don't believe that elves work as construction workers building the school playground.

Freddie The Farting Snowman

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (544 download)

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Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley

Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

The Fart Before Christmas

Author : Catherine Adams
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978458420
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (584 download)

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Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!

The Fart Fairy

Author : Bobbie Hinman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781596160255
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book The Fart Fairy written by Bobbie Hinman and published by . This book was released on 2015-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Ten Hardworking Elves

Author : Laura Palacios
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557223199
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (572 download)

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Book Synopsis Ten Hardworking Elves by : Laura Palacios

Download or read book Ten Hardworking Elves written by Laura Palacios and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-12-31 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is coming Your to-do list is numbing But do not fret Here's a great book to get The Elves are here And your kids will be smiling from ear to ear

The Christmas Elves Who Do Not Like the Shelf

Author : Sarah A. Maher
Publisher : Austin Macauley
ISBN 13 : 9781641828918
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (289 download)

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Book Synopsis The Christmas Elves Who Do Not Like the Shelf by : Sarah A. Maher

Download or read book The Christmas Elves Who Do Not Like the Shelf written by Sarah A. Maher and published by Austin Macauley. This book was released on 2019-11-28 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Christmas Elves Who Do Not Like the Shelf is a fun book about two elves, Randy and Candy, who do not like the shelf. They'd rather be skydiving, telling jokes, playing with swords, and doing many other fun activities - not sitting on a shelf watching temper tantrums and getting butt rashes! They'd rather be out having fun but will definitely report back to Santa before the day is done!

A Sergeant Smelly Christmas

Author : James Sharkey
Publisher : James Sharkey
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis A Sergeant Smelly Christmas by : James Sharkey

Download or read book A Sergeant Smelly Christmas written by James Sharkey and published by James Sharkey. This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The evil Onionman has kidnapped Father Christmas and plans to blame Sergeant Smelly for ruining Christmas. Can Sergeant Smelly and his farting superpowers save the day? Can the fire-farting reindeer help save Christmas? Will farting ever stop being funny? Find out the answers to these questions and many more in the continuing rip-roaring hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.

Fart Quest

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206375
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Quest by : Aaron Reynolds

Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

Who's Coming for Christmas?

Author : Kay Winters
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547505620
Total Pages : 17 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (475 download)

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Book Synopsis Who's Coming for Christmas? by : Kay Winters

Download or read book Who's Coming for Christmas? written by Kay Winters and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2010-09-27 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This lift-the-flap book is the perfect way to introduce toddlers to one of the most magical holidays of the year. Santa’s coming, of course! And he’s flying in on a sled led by reindeer. Careening over rooftops, he lands on one lucky little girl’s roof. But not before this little girl gets a chance to prepare—she listens to carols, bakes cookies, trims the tree, readies Santa’s treat, and even tries against her will to get some sleep. All of this yuletide action is hidden under darling Christmas present flaps, until the end, where a beautifully decorated Christmas tree is waiting to reveal Santa.

Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206472
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese is the fourth book in a hilarious Dungeons & Dragons inspired series by New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds. They've destroyed an evil creature with stink gas, collected barf from a truly hideous monster, and dug through a dragon's dookie for magical treasure. Now, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet—an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, shes sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way. In this epic addition to the Fart Quest series, our adventurers discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes—but in the difference they make in spite of them.

Elves Are Everywhere

Author : Solomon M. Skolnick
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780880888370
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (883 download)

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Book Synopsis Elves Are Everywhere by : Solomon M. Skolnick

Download or read book Elves Are Everywhere written by Solomon M. Skolnick and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 1998 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: