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Book Synopsis Operation: Dump the Chump by : Barbara Park
Download or read book Operation: Dump the Chump written by Barbara Park and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poor Oscar Winkle! Ever since his little brother, Robert (not-so-affectionately known as Slobert), showed up seven and a half years ago, he's been specializing in ruining Oscar's life. So he comes up with Operation: Dump the Chump, a brilliant scheme to get even with the pesky creep.
Book Synopsis Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life by : Tracy Schorn
Download or read book Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life written by Tracy Schorn and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life is a no-nonsense self-help guide for anyone who has ever been cheated on. Here's advice not based on saving your relationship after infidelity -- but saving your sanity. When it comes to cheating, a lot of the attention is focused on cheaters -- their unmet needs or their challenges with monogamy. But Tracy Schorn (aka Chump Lady) lampoons such blameshifting and puts the focus squarely on the-cheated-upon (chumps) and their needs. Combining solid advice that champions self-respect, along with hilarious cartoons satirizing the pomposity of cheaters, Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life offers a fresh voice for chumps who want (and need) a new message about infidelity. This book will offer advice on Stupid sh*t cheaters say and how to respond, Rookie mistakes of the recently chumped and how to disarm your fears, Why chumps take the blame and how to protect yourself, and more. Full of snark, sass, and real wisdom about how to bounce back after the gut blow of betrayal, Schorn is the friend who guides you through this nightmare and gives you hope for a better life ahead.
Book Synopsis Resist And Refuse #1 by : Many People
Download or read book Resist And Refuse #1 written by Many People and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-08-20 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RESIST AND REFUSE is a benefit zine dedicated to inclusive politics and culture, filtered through a weird literary lens as most of the contributors come from the weird/horror fiction world.The main purpose of RESIST AND REFUSE is to raise money for non-profit groups doing work that benefits especially vulnerable people. All contributors have donated their works, and all proceeds from RESIST AND REFUSE will in turn be donated to three groups: Planned Parenthood, Transgender Law Center, and The Trevor Project.For non-fiction, issue #1 features a lengthy article by Sally Jane Black on ¿How To Watch A Movie,¿ a conversation between Selena Chambers and Farah Rose Smith about their writing and publishing experiences and plans, a photo feature on marches and protests, and personal essays from Rebecca J. Allred, Erin Cashier, and Brian O¿Connell.On the other side of the coin, issue #1 also features new fiction by Kurt Fawver, Cody Goodfellow, Alex S Johnson, Dominique Lamssies, Jake Marley, Joseph Nacino, John Palisano, and Eric Schaller. Each story is to some degree related to the general themes explored in the zine and most have a dark and/or weird tone. And there is poetry by Delmira Agustini (translated by Scott Nicolay), S.L. Edwards, Jeremy Hoevenaar, Christopher Ropes, and Jayaprakash Satyamurthy.There is also new art from Thom Davidsohn, Christian Goodrich, Nick Gucker, Chris Roberts, and Kim Bo Yung.8.5¿ x 11,¿ 80 pages. Color cover, black and white interior.
Book Synopsis 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat by : Molly Katz
Download or read book 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat written by Molly Katz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The modern woman has enough hassles without having to put up with the antics of the man in her life. Why endure another day of snoring, football, and wet towels on the floor? With this hilarious, fully illustrated guide, learn 101 reasons why you should dump your chump and hook up with a cat! So, besides the fact that your man's just not that into you, can he scratch his ear with his foot? Is he adorable when he pounces off the fridge onto your shoulder? Do you get to watch him nudge another man aside and eat his food? And can you improve his mood by tossing a fuzzy mousie for him to chase? Of course not. There; that's four reasons to dump him and get a cat instead! Plus, you never have to remember how your cat takes his coffee. You don't need to pretend to your cat that you haven't had many other cats. And if your cat thinks your friends are hot, so what? For every woman who's had enough of men, 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat is the perfect gift—chock-full of humor, inspiration, and great advice. Why look for love in all the wrong places when it's right across the room chasing its own tail?
Book Synopsis It's Not about the Food by : Esther Kane
Download or read book It's Not about the Food written by Esther Kane and published by Esther Kane, Msw. This book was released on 2009-01 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kane describes a program that is a sane, balanced approach to food and eating.
Book Synopsis Mick Harte Was Here by : Barbara Park
Download or read book Mick Harte Was Here written by Barbara Park and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How could someone like Mick die? He was the kid who freaked out his mom by putting a ceramic eye in a defrosted chicken, the kid who did a wild dance in front of the whole school--and the kid who, if only he had worn his bicycle helmet, would still be alive today. But now Phoebe Harte's twelve-year-old brother is gone, and Phoebe's world has turned upside down. With her trademark candor and compassion, beloved middle-grade writer Barbara Park tells how Phoebe copes with her painful loss in this story filled with sadness, humor--and hope. Chosen by Publishers Weekly as one of their Best Books of 1996. "A full-fledged and fully convincing drama" (Publishers Weekly).
Download or read book Skinnybones written by Barbara Park and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you thought Junie B. Jones was FUNNY—catch more laughs from New York Times bestselling author Barbara Park with Skinnybones! Just right for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and I Funny, Skinnybones has been a kid and teacher favorite for almost thirty years and has sold over 1 MILLION copies! Play ball??? Alex Frankovitch is the smallest, second-worst kid on his team. But he has a MAJOR-LEAGUE-sized mouth. And it gets him into MAJOR-LEAGUE trouble! Even Alex knows he’s gone too far when he brags his way into a pitching contest with T.J. Stoner, the best player—and BIGGEST jerk—in the whole school (and maybe the whole world!). Can Alex talk his way out this mess? Or is he in for the GRAND SLAM of all humiliations? Find out in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud novel from the New York Times bestselling author of Junie B. Jones! “Park is one of the funniest writers around. Skinnybones equals tickled funnybones.” —Booklist “Hilarious! Even if you don’t know center field from first base this story will keep you laughing.” —Children’s Book Review Service “Park writes…in a way that touches reality, but makes the reader double over with laughter.” —Chicago Sun-Times
Book Synopsis Don't Call Me a Drama Queen! by : Debra Mandel
Download or read book Don't Call Me a Drama Queen! written by Debra Mandel and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drama queens come from all walks of life, regardless of age, gender, race, sexuality or socioeconomic status. Drama queens perceive danger where there is none. They personalise things that aren't personal. They spend hours trying to control things they have no control over. This book provides solutions for those who are trapped in 'drama queen' mode. They learn how to say goodbye to unnecessary response styles that make them feel unhappy and stressed out. Partners also learn how to cope with - and understand - their behaviour, and learn how to support them.
Book Synopsis Happiness Handbooks by : La-Verne Parris
Download or read book Happiness Handbooks written by La-Verne Parris and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2022-06-26 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a featured author in the health and happiness bestseller, The Wellness Code, a humorous and transformational six-book series for women about how to step out of life’s ginormous puddles, and firmly into your power. La-Verne Parris, JD, MSc, MEd is that upbeat, but almost supernaturally wise and real-talking coach/auntie you’ve always wanted in your ear, to help you get up in spirit or out of a jam. She has stumbled on the slippery city blocks of a noisy and gaslighting world a few times herself, as a single, professional woman of color with actual hips and unapologetically natural hair. As she storytells in the Happiness Handbooks series, even the most grounded and conscientious of women can find themselves set up for a fall. Finding real love, meaningful work, and authentic happiness in the hustle and bustle of problematic societies is no easy feat—especially for women and women of color. Somewhere in between preserving your rights and preserving your peace, you may find yourself either wishing for bath bombs or that spaceship to just take away. But, if we shift and uplift our mindsets, and take targeted steps, La-Verne demonstrates that we can actually make the world we want for ourselves as women. With comedy, breathtaking honesty, and razor-sharp strategies cultivated by her Jamaican traditions, decades of life spent in her adopted City of New York and traveling the world, La-Verne helps us navigate life's twists and turns with love and merciful ease. This book series is about how to insist upon and embrace your authentic self, recharge your emotional batteries, reclaim and stand in your power, and thrive with a smile despite what the headlines and haters say. Sisters: All Rise!
Book Synopsis Cheating in a Nutshell by : Wayne Mitchell
Download or read book Cheating in a Nutshell written by Wayne Mitchell and published by Third Ghost Press. This book was released on 2019-09-08 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cheated on…Battered by emotion…You don't know where to turn. You feel betrayed, devastated, embarrassed, angry, and completely heartbroken. You ask yourself, "How can I stop infidelity from ruining my life?" "How do I cope with this nightmare? You don't realize there is a roadmap that explains what you are going through. That roadmap is Cheating in a Nutshell. Knowledge is Power and Understanding is Liberating. Whatever shade of infidelity you're dealing with, it is powerfully painful – and the feelings that come with it are hardly ever simple. Understanding your pain will change your way of thinking almost immediately. This book is for you if: --You just learned your partner cheated on you --You have been staying with a cheating partner --You were betrayed in a past relationship and seek a deeper understanding of your feelings In Cheating in a Nutshell, Wayne and Tamara Mitchell explain the source of your pain. There is a way out of this darkness, and the first step is to understand the structure of this awful experience. "The focus is on the betrayed, not the cheater, and if you've been cheated on, I agree with other reviewers: This is the best book, the only one you need." – Reader Review It's never too late to understand why you feel as you do. Read Cheating in a Nutshell.
Download or read book Barbara Park written by Dennis Abrams and published by Infobase Learning. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barbara Park created one of the most popular and beloved characters in contemporary children's books.
Book Synopsis Create Your Own Fate by : Elaine Northrop
Download or read book Create Your Own Fate written by Elaine Northrop and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-01-19 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing is “Beyond Belief” Imagination is the key to creating a new reality! Whatever you can imagine, you can implement. Whatever you believe to be actually creates the world you see. Life doesn’t just happen to you. It responds to you and the thoughts that you are creating on a continuing basis. Although thoughts are not tangible, they are programmable and powerful. Thoughts can transform the abstract into the absolute. This book is about creative visualization or wishcraft which is a way of thinking that can change your life. The principles proposed in this book can propel you from poverty to prosperity and jumpstart your JOY as you learn how to transform your thoughts into reality. The process starts with a dream, a desire, or even just a wish. Wishes come in all sizes. One can wish small or one can wish big or tall. One can even choose not to wish at all, but wishing is really the key to creating a new reality. Everything that you can conceive of already exists or you couldn’t even conceive of it. Creative visualization simply makes the invisible visible! Your beliefs are the key to making the invisible materialize. Predicting the future actually becomes possible once you realize that you can create your own future by propelling your dreams into reality. The world can be yours to have and to hold once you take control of your own destiny. That doesn’t mean that you can control the events that will happen in your life, but you can control how you envision those events. Those visualizations can either empower you to excel or cripple you in crisis. If you want your life to change, try doing something strange. If you want your life to be different, do different, think different. Sometimes all that you need to change is your mind and your beliefs! Stop setting limits on your life! Become part of the cycle of life which is to Dream, desire, create and inspire.........
Download or read book Barbara Park written by Jill C. Wheeler and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2006-08-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barbara Park is the internationally successful children's author of the humorous Junie B. Jones series, as well as other young readers novels that deal with important issues such as popularity, Alzheimer's disease, and death. This biography uses full-color photos, glossary terms, and an index to highlight Park's childhood, education, family life, career successes and failures, and the authors, such as Judy Blume, who inspired her work.
Book Synopsis The Graduation of Jake Moon by : Barbara Park
Download or read book The Graduation of Jake Moon written by Barbara Park and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000-09 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourteen-year-old Jake recalls how he has spent the last four years of his life watching his grandfather descend slowly but surely into the horrors of Alzheimer's disease.
Book Synopsis H8 Society - How an Atomic Fart Saved the World by : 2Dans
Download or read book H8 Society - How an Atomic Fart Saved the World written by 2Dans and published by 2Dans. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Something Funny Happened at the Library by : Rob Reid
Download or read book Something Funny Happened at the Library written by Rob Reid and published by American Library Association. This book was released on 2003 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers strategies and resources for youth services librarians who want to introduce humor into their programs, featuring tricks of the humor trade, programming models, and select bibliographies of humor books.
Book Synopsis Not Tonight, Mr. Right by : Kate Taylor
Download or read book Not Tonight, Mr. Right written by Kate Taylor and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2009-03-25 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the same saucy, tell-it-like-it-is appeal of He's Just Not That Into You, sex author Kate Taylor explains reasons to keep your clothes on in laugh-out-loud detail: how Oxytocin -- the Fatal Attraction hormone -- can make women up to ten times more emotionally attached after sex than men; why men never expect to get lucky on the third date, or any date; that relationships are more fun, easier and longer-lasting when you keep your feet on the ground instead of hooking them round his neck. An absolutely unique plan for making sure Mr. Right is more than Mr. Right Now: The Rules for how, why, and when not to have sex, this completely original take on an age-old concept offers: an Extreme Dating Makeover, a Q&A for skeptics, tactical plans, "questions to say yes to before you say yes to him," what to do on those third, fourth, tenth -- dates when nookie isn't in the plan, and "I told you so" success stories, ultimately helping you to figure out the perfect time to have sex.
