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Dumbass Too

Author : Jules Carlysle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781539439929
Total Pages : 410 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (399 download)

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Download or read book Dumbass Too written by Jules Carlysle and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-09 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Attention Trump Supporters! Please take this book and beat yourselves about the head a few time... What are you thinking? This book contains a thousand reasons why Donald Trump cannot be the President...all from his own mouth. It s a study in major personality disorders. Full of lies, ignorance, contradictions, histrionics, impudence, hubris, misogyny, racisim, and then some really creepy stuff. In 2006, acclaimed political humourist Jules Carlysle published a book of troubling -- and yet somehow still hilarious -- quotes from President GW Bush called DUMBASS. It was a rollicking success in seven countries. For ten years, she has been waiting patiently for the next great bumbling orator to stagger onto the world stage, and along came Donald J. Trump. Thank you Donald....seriously...thank you. Reaching all the way back to the 1970's, this is the biggest, baddest collection of Trumpisms ever compiled. Is the book inflammatory? Sure it is! -- But only because his words are inflammatory. I am but the humble editor and archivist who records the action for entertainment purposes. Donald, if you don't want me to write about it, stop saying stupid things!

Surviving Life As a Dumbass

Author : Michael E. Webster
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595470785
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book Surviving Life As a Dumbass written by Michael E. Webster and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-10 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael E. Webster's story begins in the Navy, where he becomes an aggressive alcoholic, managing to survive a series of episodes that should have been deadly. Still, he manages to graduate from two top Navy schools.After being discharged, Webster returns to his hometown, but he has no plans for the future. Through the help of family members, friends and others, he returns to school and meets future wife Peggy, who supports him through his many relapses into the dark throes of alcoholism.Webster finally realizes he's hit rock bottom, but not until others almost lose their lives. At the age of 33-overweight and out of shape-he joins a Tae Kwon Do school and begins a physically painful journey as he learns how to beat his addiction.For 30 years, Webster has continued his journey, and in the process, he's helped others to change their lives. He teaches martial arts at no cost to those needing discipline in their lives.Join Webster as he battles demons of his own making and journeys down a road to self-improvement in Surviving Life as a Dumbass.

I am Sorry

Author : MD Nazmul Ahsan
Publisher : BookCountry
ISBN 13 : 1463007612
Total Pages : 351 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book I am Sorry written by MD Nazmul Ahsan and published by BookCountry. This book was released on 2016-02-26 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our inside! First layer,simple! Second layer,complex! People around the world only care about them. Most of them don't dare or try to think about something else. Is there anything else without them? Yes it is! The complex layer is about depth. We think nothing down there. It's wrong! The deepest and third layer is the simplest! Simple enough to regret,avoid and fear! But i don't regret,avoid or fear! I just want! I wanted to depict them with affection! No fancy talk,no emotion or convincing to enhance selling! I am presenting you a book of 20 short stories. They are neither good nor bad! May be two or three of them are crap! But the others......you can hate them or love them....praise them or scold the.....but the only thing you are not going to do...... is ignore them!............"I am sorry!"

So Pucking Over It

Author : Elise Faber
Publisher : Elise Faber
ISBN 13 : 1637490798
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (374 download)

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Download or read book So Pucking Over It written by Elise Faber and published by Elise Faber. This book was released on 2022-11-01 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I had everything I had ever wanted… And it meant nothing. Because the love of my life had lost everything. My career was exactly where I’d wanted it—I was on a great team, getting lots of playing time, and I’d finally won the ultimate prize. But Bailey was hurting, and I couldn’t live knowing that. I loved her more than my life, my job, my dreams. She was my dream now. And I would do anything to save her so that she could live out hers. So Pucking Over It is the final book in Axel and Bailey’s story!

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author : Mark Manson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006245773X
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Dominance Never Dies

Author : Lexi Blake
Publisher : DLZ Entertainment LLC
ISBN 13 : 1937608514
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (376 download)

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Download or read book Dominance Never Dies written by Lexi Blake and published by DLZ Entertainment LLC. This book was released on 2016-06-14 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loss he can’t forget Since losing his twin brother, Theo, in the line of duty, Case Taggart has felt dead inside. The former Navy SEAL has dedicated himself to his family and their business but he can’t help but feel stuck as he watches everyone else move on with their lives. Only meeting the beautiful Mia brings Case out of his misery, until he discovered she was just a reporter looking for a story. Betrayed, he turned his back on her and never looked back. An attraction she can’t deny Mia Danvers can’t get Case Taggart out of her head. Though they hadn’t been lovers, she’d felt more for him than for any man she’d ever met. Growing up in the shadow of her over-protective, older brothers, she felt free when she was with Case and she longs to feel that way again. She knows that if she can find any trace of Theo Taggart, Case will be forced to let her back into his life. Months of searching have finally paid off and she knows this is her second chance. A desperate search Case and Mia follow the clues they hope will lead them to Theo and the villainous Hope McDonald, but the search becomes increasingly dangerous. From Dallas to South America and beyond, dark forces work against them and threaten their lives. With each step forward, Case and Mia are pulled closer together and forced to confront their mutual attraction. But when the truth about Theo is revealed, Case may have to make a choice between his brother and the only woman he’s ever loved. A Masters and Mercenaries Novel by Lexi Blake

Charming

Author : Elliott James
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0316253383
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Charming written by Elliott James and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharp, sarcastic, and efficiently lethal, John Charming would feel right at home having drinks with Dean Winchester and Harry Dresden. If you're looking for a new urban fantasy series to pick up, CHARMING is a guaranteed page-turner. John Charming isn't your average Prince... He comes from a line of Charmings -- an illustrious family of dragon slayers, witch-finders and killers dating back to before the fall of Rome. Trained by a modern day version of the Knights Templar, monster hunters who have updated their methods from chain mail and crossbows to Kevlar and shotguns, John Charming was one of the best--until a curse made him one of the abominations the Knights were sworn to hunt. That was a lifetime ago. Now, John tends bar under an assumed name in rural Virginia and leads a peaceful, quiet life. That is, until a vampire and a blonde walked into his bar... CHARMING is the first novel in a new urban fantasy series which gives a new twist to the Prince Charming tale. Pax Arcana CharmingDaringFearlessIn Shining ArmorLegend Has It Short Fiction in the Pax Arcana world:Charmed I'm SureDon't Go Chasing WaterfallsPushing LuckSurreal EstateDog-GoneBulls Rush InTalking Dirty

In My Feelings 2

Author : Jaleesa Prevost
Publisher : Sullivan Group Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1648404537
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (484 download)

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Download or read book In My Feelings 2 written by Jaleesa Prevost and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Craig and Karletta Hall begin their new and exciting life as a married couple, they have no idea of the drama about to head their way. Anticipating the birth of his first child, the apple of his eyes whose mother is Kyri Greene, his former side-chick, Craig is eager to finally become a father and change his womanizing and chauvinistic ways for not only his son, but his beautiful new wife. However, his world gets turned upside down when Kyri loses custody of their son, leaving Craig devastated and having to fight the state to gain his custodial rights. Will he be able to convince the cold-hearted judge to rule in his favor, or will his only son become lost in the system forever? Raven Brown is finally free from captivity from the greedy hands of Sunny, a powerful dope boy and self-proclaimed boss, thanks to her loyal bae, Rodney. Tensions and frustrations grow high in her life when she’ll have to depend on her former drug addict mother who has unexpectedly come crawling back in her life after hearing of her kidnapping. Rodney is out for blood and will stop at nothing to get Sunny’s ass laid out in a casket by any means necessary for the hurt he’s caused Raven. Will Rodney get his revenge and put Sunny out of his misery, ending him for good, or will the tables turn and bring even more life-threatening trouble their way? Tish Lopez and her boyfriend, Tyrone, are finally back boo’d up after his six months of jail time from assaulting her daughter’s father, Raheem. Unfortunately, when Raheem gets in an almost life-ending car accident one night, she’ll find herself having to take on the responsibility of his caretaker when his gold-digging, selfish wife, Rosie, decides to flee the states after finding out he won’t be of any benefit to her financially anymore. After quarreling with both Tyrone and Rosie about her controversial decisions, she’ll soon enough find out that everything that glitters isn’t gold when Tyrone makes a confession to her, telling her a big secret that will potentially ruin the perfect life for them that she thought was already beginning.

Witch Hunt

Author : SM Reine
Publisher : SM Reine
ISBN 13 : 1494879190
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (948 download)

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Download or read book Witch Hunt written by SM Reine and published by SM Reine. This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brutal murder. There are scratches on Cèsar Hawke’s arms, a discharged Glock on his coffee table, and a dead woman in his bathtub. Yeah, maybe he brought the waitress home for some fun — he was too drunk to remember it — but he knows for a fact that he didn’t kill her. He’s an agent with the Office of Preternatural Affairs. He doesn’t hurt people. He saves them. The cops disagree. Now Cèsar is running. The search for a shaman. Isobel Stonecrow speaks with the dead…for the right price. She brings closure to the bereaved and heals broken hearts. But when she resurrects someone for the wrong client, she ends up on the OPA’s most wanted list. One risky solution. Tracking down Isobel is the last case assigned to Cèsar before he bolts. If he finds her, he can prove that he didn’t kill that waitress. He can clear his name, get his job back, and bring justice to the victim. She’s just one witch. Cèsar has bagged a dozen witches before. How hard can one more be? keywords: urban fantasy, supernatural thriller, supernatural mystery, paranormal, urban fantasy, werewolf, shapeshifter, angels, demons, science fiction, free urban fantasy novel, free books, free paranormal, exorcist, urban fantasy series

Second Chance Cowboy

Author : Shylyn Ray
Publisher : Spirit Blizzard Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Second Chance Cowboy written by Shylyn Ray and published by Spirit Blizzard Press. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chance Masters was her hero… He held her the night her mother died, taught her how to defend herself, and saved her from a raging bull. But when Kenzie Calhoun confessed her love for Chance just after her eighteenth birthday, he broke her heart and fled. Now ten years later Chance is back… He ran away to spare Kenzie a mistake she would always regret, but he never forgot the pain in her eyes. When he learns her ranch is in trouble, his guilty conscience prompts him to help. But now the girl is a woman…and Chance can't forget he’s just a washed up bull-rider from the wrong side of town. Can Kenzie convince him that every cowboy deserves a second chance?

Ex Scrooge Me

Author : Brynn Paulin
Publisher : Supernova Indie Publishing Services LLC
ISBN 13 : 1623443458
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (234 download)

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Download or read book Ex Scrooge Me written by Brynn Paulin and published by Supernova Indie Publishing Services LLC. This book was released on 2021-12-16 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maisie Bah-freaking-humbug! There! I said it! I love Christmas, but being stuck in a car for days with Scrooge McScroogington is enough to make even the most holiday-prone woman wish for the doldrums of February. Worse, Eli McSpadden gets under my skin by just…breathing! Have I mentioned he’s my ex who broke up with me on Valentine’s eve last year? Yeah, Mr.-Gorgeous-and-I-Know-It is the one who broke my heart. But I’m over him. And I hate him. Eli I’m a stupid jerk. There! I said it. When my company relocated me with no noticed last winter, I did the one thing I thought was best. I broke up with the girl I love. I told her we both needed to set down roots in our separate cities. The thought of her “rooting” with anyone else eats at me, but what could I do? Her life is at her university; mine is wherever I get sent. It took three seconds for me to realize I made a huge mistake, and now, that I’m back in town and we’re both heading home for the holidays, I’m going to make it right and hopefully not end up in a ditch—physically and emotionally—while I’m trying.

Blacktop Freedom

Author : Winter Travers
Publisher : Winter Travers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blacktop Freedom written by Winter Travers and published by Winter Travers. This book was released on 2023-10-18 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jax Adler Kaye Crew Two paths that crossed years ago, and then their lives imploded.Now on the opposite sides of the law, but both want the same thing: The Devil's Rebels destroyed.Can Kaye and Jax wade through their past to focus on the present, or will they destroy each other in the end?The Kings want vengeance, but now so does the law.

Tales From Behind the Counter

Author : Jessica Samuels
Publisher : Jessica Samuels
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tales From Behind the Counter written by Jessica Samuels and published by Jessica Samuels. This book was released on with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angeline has been working at Kyle's General Store for five years. She has seen it all: crazy, stupid and even mean customers torment her on a daily basis. She has worked in over five different departments with stories for each. There is a chapter where she gives advice on how to survive retail, and shares pet peeves for the departments she has worked in. Join her down memory lane as she tells her stories about crazy customers and the stupid questions they ask. Also, if you think the customer is always right then you've never worked at a place like Kyle's before.

The Player's Playmate

Author : Nidhi Bhardwaj
Publisher : Ukiyoto Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9811801797
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (118 download)

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Download or read book The Player's Playmate written by Nidhi Bhardwaj and published by Ukiyoto Publishing. This book was released on 2021-07-27 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I was thinking what would happen if I sat down on one knee…” Xander spoke as he sat down on his knee in front of me. “And asked you to be my girl.” He added as he put his hand out for me to grab. “I would hit you in the head with a frying pan like Rapunzel and ask you to go to the doctor to see if I fixed your head.” I told him as I hit him at the back of his head. They were supposed to be best friends for life. That is until they found something that made them grow closer...Going through the drama of highschool, the hurt of being betrayed by someone close to heart and a bunch of fun moments, Eleanor Ambrosia and Xander King find their own version of always and forever...

Domestic Girlfriend

Author : Kei Sasuga
Publisher : Kodansha Comics
ISBN 13 : 1642120308
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (421 download)

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Download or read book Domestic Girlfriend written by Kei Sasuga and published by Kodansha Comics. This book was released on 2018 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Natsuo shakes off Momo’s advances and rushes out the door in search of Rui. However, he only finds her on her way back from meeting with Al… The rollercoaster love triangle finally reaches the climax. Who will have Rui’s heart? The jumbled knot of love finally unravels!

Mischief at Sea

Author : Eoin Glynn
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1467898465
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book Mischief at Sea written by Eoin Glynn and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-04-09 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story is about two siblings, Daniel and Holly Nugent, who are taken on a family holiday aboard a Cruise ship. They soon discover that two bullies from Daniels school, Arty The Artichoke Nevin and his beefy brother Billy Nostrils, are also onboard. They then discover a further group of boys on the ship known as the South Side Locos who make Arty and Billy appear tame by comparison, and conspire to set the two groups against each other, thus distracting the bullies from harming them. The Nevin brothers finally become allied with Daniel and Holly to defeat the South Side Locos. This is an adventure story for children aged 8 12 years that addresses the issue of bullying and how to deal with it. The children discover that teamwork, courage, and the need to befriend the enemy can often work wonders.

Pissthisaway

Author : John Coffman
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503565718
Total Pages : 205 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Pissthisaway written by John Coffman and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-05-13 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story begins in 1790 with twenty-four Chinese railway workers and their families working on wooden rails in Germany. Follow them to the steel rails in Boston and then west to Ohio, where they become Indians; onto Indiana where, with the help of two white men, they develop one of the richest communities in southern Indiana by the mid 1800s. Find out how they influenced two modern American teenagers with special powers, even though the Indians had been dead for years. But most importantly, learn how the tribe and their lands came to be called Pissthisaway.