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Enslaved by Ducks

Author : Bob Tarte
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1565124502
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (651 download)

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Download or read book Enslaved by Ducks written by Bob Tarte and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2004-10-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that Entertainment Weekly called "hilarious," Publishers Weekly declared "a true pleasure," Booklist called "heartwarming," and the Dallas Morning News praised as "rich and funny" is now available in paperback. When Bob Tarte bought a house in rural Michigan, he was counting on a tranquil haven. Then Bob married Linda. She wanted a rabbit, which seemed innocuous enough until the bunny chewed through their electrical wiring. And that was just the beginning. Before long, Bob found himself constructing cages, buying feed, clearing duck waste, and spoon-feeding a menagerie of furry and feathery residents. His life of quiet serenity vanished, and he unwittingly became a servant to a relentlessly demanding family. "They dumbfounded him, controlled and teased him, took their share of his flesh, stole his heart" (Kirkus Reviews). Whether commiserating with Bob over the fate of those who are slaves to their animals or regarding his story as a cautionary tale about the rigors of animal ownership, readers on both sides of the fence have found Tarte's story of his chaotic squawking household irresistible--and irresistibly funny.

Whatcha Gonna Do with That Duck?

Author : Seth Godin
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 0593853911
Total Pages : 609 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (938 download)

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Download or read book Whatcha Gonna Do with That Duck? written by Seth Godin and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2024-05-14 with total page 609 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Made for dipping into again and again, Whatcha Gonna Do with That Duck? brings together the very best of Seth Godin's acclaimed blog and is a classic for fans both old and new. Getting your ducks in a row is a fine thing to do. But deciding what you are going to do with that duck is a far more important issue' Seth Godin is famous for bestselling books such as Purple Cow and cool entrepreneurial ventures such as Squidoo and the Domino Project. But to millions of loyal readers, he's best known for the daily burst of insight he provides every morning, rain or shine, via Seth's Blog. Since he started blogging in the early 1990s, he has written more than two million words and shaped the way we think about marketing, leadership, careers, innovation, creativity, and more. Much of his writing is inspirational and some is incendiary. Collected here are six years of his best, most entertaining, and most poignant blog posts, plus a few bonus ebooks. From thoughts on how to treat your customers to telling stories and spreading ideas, Godin pushes us to think smarter, dream bigger, write better, and speak more honestly. Highlights include: -A marketing lesson from the Apocalypse -No, everything is not going to be okay -Organized bravery -Choose your customers, choose your future -Paying attention to the attention economy -Bandits and philanthropists Godin writes to get under our skin. He wants us to stand up and do something remarkable, outside the standards of the industrial system that raised us. Seth Godin is the author of thirteen international bestsellers that have changed the way people think about marketing, the ways ideas spread, leadership and change including Permission Marketing, Purple Cow, All Marketers are Liars, The Dip and Tribes. He is the CEO of Squidoo and a very popular lecturer. His blog is the most influential business blog in the world and consistently one of the 100 most popular blogs on any subject.

Duck

Author : Randy Cecil
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763630721
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)

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Download or read book Duck written by Randy Cecil and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2008 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Duck, a carousel animal obsessed with flying, longs to soar among the real ducks and finds her life forever changed when she encounters a lost little duckling who needs her help.

Double the Ducks

Author : Stuart J. Murphy
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0064462498
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (644 download)

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Download or read book Double the Ducks written by Stuart J. Murphy and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2002-12-24 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hard work, taking care of 5 little ducks. But when each little duck comes home with a friend -- oh, no! Now it's double the ducks and double the work. How can 1 little boy get everything done? Understanding how to double numbers helps children master both addition and multiplication. Fun, friendship, and lots of ducks make learning this essential skill both easy and entertaining.

Too Many Ducks

Author : Heidi Cooper Smith
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780994626998
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (269 download)

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Download or read book Too Many Ducks written by Heidi Cooper Smith and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Quackers

Author : Liz Wong
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0553511548
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Quackers written by Liz Wong and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Quackers has always believed that he is a duck, but when he meets new friends who look like him and call themselves cats, he has to find a way to combine the best of both worlds"--

Ducks and how to Make Them Pay

Author : William Cook
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (717 download)

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Download or read book Ducks and how to Make Them Pay written by William Cook and published by . This book was released on 189? with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Catcher in the Rye

Author : J. D. Salinger
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316460001
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book The Catcher in the Rye written by J. D. Salinger and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "brilliant, funny, meaningful novel" (The New Yorker) that established J. D. Salinger as a leading voice in American literature--and that has instilled in millions of readers around the world a lifelong love of books. "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." The hero-narrator of The Catcher in the Rye is an ancient child of sixteen, a native New Yorker named Holden Caufield. Through circumstances that tend to preclude adult, secondhand description, he leaves his prep school in Pennsylvania and goes underground in New York City for three days.

Ducks, Newburyport

Author : Lucy Ellmann
Publisher : Biblioasis
ISBN 13 : 1771963085
Total Pages : 934 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (719 download)

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Download or read book Ducks, Newburyport written by Lucy Ellmann and published by Biblioasis. This book was released on 2019-08-20 with total page 934 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WINNER OF THE 2019 GOLDSMITHS PRIZE • SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2019 BOOKER PRIZE • A NEW YORKER BEST BOOK OF 2019 • A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK OF 2019 • A TIME MUST-READ BOOK OF 2019 "This book has its face pressed up against the pane of the present; its form mimics the way our minds move now toggling between tabs, between the needs of small children and aging parents, between news of ecological collapse and school shootings while somehow remembering to pay taxes and fold the laundry."—Parul Sehgal, New York Times Baking a multitude of tartes tatins for local restaurants, an Ohio housewife contemplates her four kids, husband, cats and chickens. Also, America's ignoble past, and her own regrets. She is surrounded by dead lakes, fake facts, Open Carry maniacs, and oodles of online advice about survivalism, veil toss duties, and how to be more like Jane Fonda. But what do you do when you keep stepping on your son's toy tractors, your life depends on stolen land and broken treaties, and nobody helps you when you get a flat tire on the interstate, not even the Abominable Snowman? When are you allowed to start swearing? With a torrent of consciousness and an intoxicating coziness, Ducks, Newburyport lays out a whole world for you to tramp around in, by turns frightening and funny. A heart-rending indictment of America's barbarity, and a lament for the way we are blundering into environmental disaster, this book is both heresy―and a revolution in the novel.

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Author : Zachary Auburn
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0451494938
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)

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Download or read book How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn and published by Crown. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

Goodnight, My Duckling

Author : Nancy Tafuri
Publisher : Scholastic
ISBN 13 : 9780439398817
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (988 download)

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Download or read book Goodnight, My Duckling written by Nancy Tafuri and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2005 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a mother duck leads her ducklings home, one dawdles and is left behind but, luckily, a friend is there to help the little duckling back to his nest in time for bed.

Hot Chocolate Sewing

Author : Tone Finnanger
Publisher : David and Charles
ISBN 13 : 1446377172
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (463 download)

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Download or read book Hot Chocolate Sewing written by Tone Finnanger and published by David and Charles. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Room-by-room ideas to turn your home into a crafter’s seasonal showcase with home-sewn projects by the popular Norwegian fabric designer. Get cozy with a warming drink and a new sewing project for autumn. In Tilda Hot Chocolate Sewing, bestselling author Tone Finnanger returns with a stunning new collection featuring the Tilda BirdPond fabric range. Featuring over twenty projects, you can choose from quilts and softies, bags and dolls, pillows and purses. Seasonal motifs include reindeer, mice, apples, butternut squash, ducks, birds, houses and more. This heartwarming collection will bring warmth and magic to your sewing, with beautiful lifestyle photography and step-by-step instructions and diagrams to ensure success.

Truck Full of Ducks

Author : Ross Burach
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Truck Full of Ducks written by Ross Burach and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delivery man can't find his destination when a duck eats the directions. When he finally finds the right customer--a fox!--in the deep, dark woods, he's relieved ... but the ducks aren't so sure.

A Duck in the Muck

Author : Spencer Brinker
Publisher : Read and Rhyme Level 3
ISBN 13 : 9781642807219
Total Pages : 16 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (72 download)

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Download or read book A Duck in the Muck written by Spencer Brinker and published by Read and Rhyme Level 3. This book was released on 2019-08 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Freddy is a knight. Sadly, his suit is too tight. Even with all his might, can he fight a dragon wearing a suit that's too tight? Find out in this fun and quirky story that teaches early readers lots of "ight" words! The expertly crafted text uses this rhyming pattern along with strong picture cues to help early readers get the reading practice they need.

The Duck: How to Make THEM Pay

Author : J.D. McKay
Publisher : J.D. McKay
ISBN 13 : 199918873X
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book The Duck: How to Make THEM Pay written by J.D. McKay and published by J.D. McKay. This book was released on 2022-05-11 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a great war coming. Since before recorded history, Humanity has battled a terrible foe. Long ago we won a battle, but the war continues. The Duck has been waiting, watching and preparing to once again rise and crush humanity. This time they will have allies, new weapons, and thousands of years of bottled up rage... Those enlightened few of us who are capable of seeing this threat in time must learn, study and arm ourselves against the coming storm. It's to educate yourself and prepare for what may be our species' most perilous days. Skeptical? This book contains the FACTS that will get you through the fake news, the deep disinformation, and the many machinations of The Duck, aimed at crippling our will to fight. Weapons, strategies, and critical information about who will stand with us and who will stand on the side of this feculent web footed menace... Don't risk being caught unprepared or you'll find yourself waking up to the flapping wings and the sound of those webbed feet slapping as they overwhelm and destroy us all!

Five Little Ducks

Author :
Publisher : Childs Play International Limited
ISBN 13 : 9780859532044
Total Pages : 16 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (32 download)

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Download or read book Five Little Ducks written by and published by Childs Play International Limited. This book was released on 2005-06-15 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her five little ducks disappear one by one, Mother Duck sets out to find them.

Silly Goose and Dizzy Duck Play Hide and Seek

Author : Sally Grindley
Publisher : DK Publishing (Dorling Kindersley)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Silly Goose and Dizzy Duck Play Hide and Seek written by Sally Grindley and published by DK Publishing (Dorling Kindersley). This book was released on 1999 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Silly Goose and Dizzy Duck agree to play hide and seek with Clever Fox, but they do not realize he plans to eat them. Color illustrations throughout.