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Feminists Say the Darndest Things

Author : Mike Adams
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101217839
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Feminists Say the Darndest Things written by Mike Adams and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-02-21 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious romp by a popular conservative columnist The four most common words a feminist uses are "I," "me," "my," and "mine." Feminists are the only people who actually use these words more in adulthood than they did when they were two years old. Mike Adams-like P. J. O'Rourke and Christopher Buckley-understands that the best way to fight humorless liberals is to poke fun at them. And no liberal group is more humorless, or more in need of poking, than feminists on college campuses. It might seem like professional suicide for a conservative male professor to ridicule feminists for their antics on campus. But Adams does just that, with hilarious results. In Feminists Say the Darndest Things, he writes to feminists around the country with many thoughtful questions, such as: Why did they build a sex toy museum in the middle of a campus and then file sexual harassment charges against those who criticized their indiscretion? Why do they write "scholarly" articles like the one suggesting that deer hunters are simply acting out fantasies of raping underage women? And why, after his column said that feminists are intolerant of free speech, did they respond by trying to get him fired? When the author's pen pals take the bait, they do a better job of making feminism look silly than any critic ever could.

Malaysian Politicians Say the Darndest Things

Author : Amir Muhammad
Publisher : MATAHARI BOOKS
ISBN 13 : 9834359667
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (343 download)

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Download or read book Malaysian Politicians Say the Darndest Things written by Amir Muhammad and published by MATAHARI BOOKS. This book was released on 2007 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dogs Say the Darndest Things

Author : Maia Kincaid Ph. D.
Publisher : Wisdom of Love Publishing & Consulting
ISBN 13 : 9780982214039
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book Dogs Say the Darndest Things written by Maia Kincaid Ph. D. and published by Wisdom of Love Publishing & Consulting. This book was released on 2010-01 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what a dog might say to humans if we were to listen? When I began my career as an Animal Communication Specialist in 1997, I imagined dogs would want to talk about their food and activities, but I soon found out what they really wanted was to assist people in knowing our true selves and our purpose in being. In my daily communications with dogs, I began to experience one profound and enlightening conversation after another and I knew that one day I must share them with my fellow humans. The time has come! Join me now in discovering answers to questions in life you may never have thought to ask and what you may never have dreamed you would hear from a dog! As you experience these dialogs with dogs, you will receive insight into your own life as well as guidance from them on how to enhance your own natural way of listening. You too, can hear your dog and I heartily encourage you to listen!

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Celestial Arts
ISBN 13 : 1587612496
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (876 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Art Linkletter and published by Celestial Arts. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.

Corpses Say The Darndest Things

Author : Doug Lamoreux
Publisher : Next Chapter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book Corpses Say The Darndest Things written by Doug Lamoreux and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was a simple job: keep an eye on the minister's wife until she goes safely to bed. Then all hell broke loose. The death of a beloved Chicago televangelist’s wife is only the beginning; someone is homiciding their way through the Temple of Majesty Church. Private eye Nod Blake - an aging throwback to an era of detecting on the mean streets - has been dumped in the middle of it all, on his head. The resulting injuries seem to have opened a door to the hereafter: Blake believes dead people are talking to him. But are the victims really begging the gumshoe for help from the other side of the grave? When his nemesis, Detective Lieutenant Wenders, finds evidence that Blake is the murderer, the private dick's life becomes a great big soup sandwich. Doug Lamoreux's 'Corpses Say the Darndest Things' is a riveting murder mystery with a sly sense of humor, set in 1979 Chicago where a maniacal killer on the loose in The Windy City... is the good news.

I Could Chew on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452131805
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Albert Evans
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781583422625
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (226 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Albert Evans and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Playbook

Not a Perfect Fit

Author : Jane A. Schmidt
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631522078
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (315 download)

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Download or read book Not a Perfect Fit written by Jane A. Schmidt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not a Perfect Fit is a collection of stories that are laugh-out-loud funny one minute and thought-provoking the next. Stories range from Schmidt’s experience living off-grid as the only English woman in an Amish neighborhood to family trips that are remarkably similar to National Lampoon’s Vacation. Through it all, she manages to rise above the many challenges she faces—inspiring and entertaining her audience along the way. Filled with animal antics, gratitude, mishaps, and madcap adventures, Not a Perfect Fit’s tell-all, single-girl-gone-country, down-home stories give readers permission to laugh and cry—and, most important, to carry on.

Animal Communication

Author : Akshaya V. Kawle
Publisher : Notion Press
ISBN 13 : 1637454139
Total Pages : 137 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (374 download)

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Download or read book Animal Communication written by Akshaya V. Kawle and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2021-02-14 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal Communication is an innate ability we all have. This book helps the reader to reconnect with this ability. It speaks about talking to animals earth-bound and in spirit, understanding their behavioural and health issues, dealing with missing animal cases, grasping the core fundamentals of animal communication, and practical tips to encounter the journey ahead. This book compels you to realign your thought process and think laterally while grasping the realities of this world beyond the realms of which we already know. By the end of it, you’ll be clear with the ways of the animal world and how it runs in tandem with ours. Coupled with priceless real-life experiences of the author, this book lays down detailed guidelines for those willing to speak telepathically with animals and implement the lessons themselves, whether a novice or a seasoned communicator.

Successful Tails

Author : Paticia H. Wheeler PhD
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477264752
Total Pages : 375 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Successful Tails written by Paticia H. Wheeler PhD and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-10-08 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful Tails is a heartwarming collection of stories and photos of therapy dogs at work. The testimonials and stories run the gamut of emotions. Some will make you laugh or smile, while other will bring tears to your eyes. This book isn't just for people who want to become therapy dog handlers or staff at sites and programs that would like to have therapy dogs for those they serve, though both of these groups will find it useful. This book is for everyone.

The Jon Boat Years

Author : Jim Mize
Publisher : Univ of South Carolina Press
ISBN 13 : 1643363840
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (433 download)

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Download or read book The Jon Boat Years written by Jim Mize and published by Univ of South Carolina Press. This book was released on 2023-04-11 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Delightful tales of hunting and fishing, family, friends, dogs, and precious time well spent. Nationally recognized and award-winning writer Jim Mize captures the true essence of sport and living life to the fullest in this collection of stories about his outdoor escapades. In tales spanning more than five decades, Mize invites readers into carefree days hiking through the Colorado Rockies with a fly rod and leisurely casting poppers to bluegill on small southern ponds. Mize's humorous stories entertain and return readers to their own turkey hunting or creek-fishing excursions. Black-and-white drawings from artist Bob White illustrate stories filled with laughter, quiet contemplation, and wonder.

Gray Dawn

Author : Albert Payson Terhune
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 408 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book Gray Dawn written by Albert Payson Terhune and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tales of the large, bumptious, silver grey collie whom the Master found either an unbearable nuisance or a grand chum--never knowing which he was due to be, next.

A Life Committed to Its Intended Anchorage and Soar

Author : Donald L. Yates
Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 1449717993
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (497 download)

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Download or read book A Life Committed to Its Intended Anchorage and Soar written by Donald L. Yates and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2011-07-08 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who are we? Why are we here? What is the true meaning for our existence? Each of these questions provides a general intention to answer in this book. Questions about the purpose of life for human beings are not new as book topics for nonfiction-category book titles. Nevertheless, author Donald L. Yates interest in approaching this and similar, parallel questions is in investigating the links, ties, connections, and other illustrations of harmony, and balance between spiritual principles in their broadest sense and sound science. With such a discovery of connectedness and agreement between science and universal spiritual principles there are thus, the wider implications for humankinds purpose in living and for other, larger questions of humankinds behavior, actions, and existence. Moreover, this book is poised to add a particular, significant contribution to the ongoing debate between creationism and evolutionary theory in public education. And while the central theme most recently fostering the debate has been what constitutes good science, what is alleged as being the universal consensus within the scientific community of evolution theory unqualified merit is far from being an empirically verifiable credence. It is this authors view that such an announced state of universal support for what has been described as scientific consensus on evolution theory has no basis in fact. For those who retain the literalist interpretations and beliefs of the origins of the universe as found in Genesis from the Bible, one should fine solace in the considerable evidence that this book brings to the factual basis for creationism, as the framework and foundation for the origins of the world and universe.

However Long It Takes

Author : Judy Clark
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 483 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (924 download)

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Download or read book However Long It Takes written by Judy Clark and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-09-03 with total page 483 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are a caregiver, nurse, medical staff, family, or maybe a loved one to a person with a brain injury, or possibly a reader who knows we don't all live the fictionally perfect "Hollywood Life," you must read my book. You will look at life from behind the eyes of my eighty-eight-year-old mother who was encumbered and burdened with a left-sided brain injury. It not only scrambled her memory and brain, it scrambled the lives of all who loved her as well. A blood clot was putting pressure on her brain. Mother could no longer live alone, so I started writing down her incidents and accidents, our conversations and her confusion, and our activities as we traveled together down an unknown road. I started writing to keep my family updated. We were blessed to get to keep our mother longer following her cranial surgery, but we found we had been gifted with a revised edition. She did not come with an instruction manual. The world that slowly encompassed her, and the difficulty she had residing in the world she used to know, made memories that were far too precious, far too unique, far too emotional not to write about, so that's just what I did. These stories did not have to be created, embellished, or made up, for reality took us on an awesome adventure that began with my mother's cranial surgery. My son and I climbed into her world, as she was not comfortable in ours. She had lost the memory of most of her life, but amazingly, she remembered her own childhood like it was yesterday. Many times, she told me she must go home because her parents didn't know where she was, and they would be waiting for her. She was wandering and lost in the first quarter of her life.

Off Ramp

Author : Hank Stuever
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company
ISBN 13 : 1466863447
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Off Ramp written by Hank Stuever and published by Henry Holt and Company. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I'm the one they send to the trailer park outside Chimayo, New Mexico, to see the place where the guy went crazy and shot somebody. I'm the one who gets sent to the monster truck show, Lollapalooza concerts, the world's biggest bridal fair. Readers warm to my style . . . unless it drives them to apoplexy."-H.S. Take the off ramp to the world of Hank Stuever, a truly original writer who captures the humorous and haunting rhythms of modern American lives Hank Stuever's funny, touching reports take us to everyday places where the increasingly unusual realities of today's world run rampant. Stuever--twice a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize--calls this terrain the American Elsewhere. He finds it by bypassing Big News and taking off ramps to places where seemingly ordinary people lead lives just slightly off-kilter. Stuever's Elsewhere extends through trailer parks, roller rinks, malls no longer sparkling, and suburbs where robot dogs growl and bored children jump off rooftops using Hefty-bag parachutes. From Star Wars conventions to credit disasters, from snipers to missing persons, there is always something happening in Elsewhere-and Hank Stuever never misses a scintilla of the action. In Off Ramp, his destinations include Plano, Texas, home of two friends both named Angie ("Plano princesses") who turn home décor disasters over to a TV decorating show and wind up at war against orange carpet. In Washington D.C, we meet a pony-tailed "sofa surgeon" who confronts the mysteries of the universe and couches that won't go through doorways. In Albuquerque, New Mexico, a spiral-permed secretary begins an odyssey toward marriage that takes her from anxiety dreams ("I'm walking down the aisle and nobody is looking at me or anything") to anxiety that is no dream. And we are there. We visit discount funeral homes ("Let's say you're dead..."), campgrounds where international bonds are formed ("We are from Netherlands, and we are for two days wonderink, who it is you are storage facilities where America keeps its strangest secrets. We meet the men who drew the comic-book characters (including Wonder Woman) Stuever loved as a child professional bowlers, waterbed aficionados, and some Texans on "debris drives" in search of pieces of the fallen Columbia shuttle. Finally, we travel to Stuever's hometown of Oklahoma lCity where the bombing of the Alfred P.Murrah federal building has created a kind of Elsewhere he has never seen before. You never know quite where Hank Stuever is going to take you. Off Ramp is the terrific debut of a fresh, humane, one-of-a-kind journalistic voice.

Kids Still Say the Darndest Things

Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : [New York] : B. Geis Associates, distributed by Random House
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Kids Still Say the Darndest Things written by Art Linkletter and published by [New York] : B. Geis Associates, distributed by Random House. This book was released on 1961 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collection of humorous and outrageous remarks made by children.

Uncle John's FACTASTIC Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626864276
Total Pages : 697 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's FACTASTIC Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-11-01 with total page 697 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The twenty-eighth edition in the bestselling bathroom-reading series is jam-packed with 512 pages of absorbing trivia material. Uncle John gets a Factastic facelift for the twenty-eighth all-new edition of this beloved book series. All of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader favorites are packed into these 512 glorious pages—from little-known history to the origins of everyday things—plus odd news, weird fads, quirky quotes, mind-bending science, head-scratching blunders, and all sorts of random oddities. Oh yeah, and thousands of incredible facts! Feel smarter (and a bit more dignified) as you settle into: • Weird Body Parts of the Rich and Famous • The Wild Man of Borneo • Cryptic Movie Titles Explained • “Pathological Generosity” and Other Real Medical Conditions • How to Perform CPR on Your Dog • When Postal Workers Go Rogue • Start Your Own Country! • Animals Under the Influence • Welcome to No Mans Land • The Mad Potter of Biloxi • Saved From the Trash: The “Lost Leonardo” • The Ten Longest Wars in History • Stomach-churning Food-Safety Mistakes • You Swallowed What? • Incredible Stories of Survival • The Case of the Stolen Bridge and Other Weird Crime Reports • And much, much more