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Author : Adele E. Brown
Publisher : Lapwing Publications
ISBN 13 : 1907276297
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (72 download)
Download or read book For You written by Adele E. Brown and published by Lapwing Publications. This book was released on 2009 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Phoebe McPhee
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743464311
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (434 download)
Download or read book The Alphabetical Hookup List A-J written by Phoebe McPhee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-07-17 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How 3 girls tried to hook up with 78 guys in 1 semester: the first installment. Our heroes: Jodi Stein, cheerleader, bat mitzvah, and sorority hopeful, whose life plan prominently features her high school sweetheart, Buster. Celeste Alexander, tormented intellectual and virgin, the daughter of a former Buddhist monk and ex-nun. Ali Sheppard, a soul lost in a sea of lollipops and glow-sticks, whose long distance boyfriend is a trip-hop hypnotica DJ named Sensei. It doesn't seem as if these three roomates have much in common. Not at first. But then a night of misery brings them together -- a night when Jodi finds Buster in a compromising position, Celeste discovers an unexpected side to her date, Jordan, and Ali has a distressing phone call with Sensei. What starts as a simple game -- a game born of heartbreak, a bottle of tequila, and a Scrabble® board -- evolves into a three-woman sexual revolution. Forget boyfriends. Forget "life partners." This is the future. This is the Alphabetical Hookup List. The ABCs will never be the same.
Author : Dylan Jones
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1538756587
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)
Download or read book Loaded written by Dylan Jones and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2023-12-05 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drawing on contributions from remaining members, contemporaneous musicians, critics, filmmakers, and the generation of artists who emerged in their wake, this "monumental origin story" celebrates the legacy of the Velvet Underground, which burns brighter than ever in the 21st century (New York Times bestselling author Bob Spitz). Rebellion always starts somewhere, and in the music world of the transgressive teen—whether it be the 1960s or the 2020s—the Velvet Underground represents ground zero. Crystallizing the idea of the bohemian, urban, narcissistic art school gang around a psychedelic rock and roll band—a stylistic idea that evolved in the rarefied environs of Andy Warhol’s Factory—the Velvets were the first major American rock group with a mixed gender line-up. They never smiled in photographs, wore sunglasses indoors, and invented the archetype that would be copied by everyone from Sid Vicious to Bobby Gillespie. They were avant-garde nihilists, writing about drug abuse, prostitution, paranoia, and sado-masochistic sex at a time when the rest of the world was singing about peace and love. In that sense they invented punk and then some. It could even be argued that they invented modern New York. Drawing on interviews and material relating to all major players, from Lou Reed, John Cale, Mo Tucker, Andy Warhol, Jon Savage, Nico, David Bowie, Mary Harron, and many more, award-winning journalist Dylan Jones breaks down the band’s whirlwind of subversion and, in a narrative rich in drama and detail, proves why the Velvets remain the original kings and queens of edge.
Author : Henry Alford
Publisher : Twelve
ISBN 13 : 0446576042
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)
Download or read book Would It Kill You to Stop Doing That written by Henry Alford and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "We all know bad manners when we see them," NPR and Vanity Fair contributor Henry Alford observes at the beginning of his new book. But what, he asks, do good manners look like in our day and age? When someone answers their cell phone in the middle of dining with you, or runs you off the sidewalk with their doublewide stroller, or you enter a post-apocalyptic public restroom, the long-revered wisdom of Emily Post can seem downright prehistoric. Troubled by the absence of good manners in his day-to-day life-by the people who clip their toenails on the subway or give three-letter replies to one's laboriously crafted missives-Alford embarks on a journey to find out how things might look if people were on their best behavior a tad more often. He travels to Japan (the "Fort Knox Reserve" of good manners) to observe its culture of collective politesse. He interviews etiquette experts both likely (Judith Martin, Tim Gunn) and unlikely (a former prisoner, an army sergeant). He plays a game called Touch the Waiter. And he volunteers himself as a tour guide to foreigners visiting New York City in order to do ground-level reconnaissance on cultural manners divides. Along the way (in typical Alford style) he also finds time to teach Miss Manners how to steal a cab; designates the World's Most Annoying Bride; and tosses his own hat into the ring, volunteering as an online etiquette coach. Ultimately, by tackling the etiquette questions specific to our age-such as Why shouldn't you ask a cab driver where's he's from?, Why is posting baby pictures on Facebook a fraught activity? and What's the problem with "No problem"?-Alford finds a wry and warm way into a subject that has sometimes been seen as pedantic or elitist. And in this way, he looks past the standard "dos" and "don'ts" of good form to present an illuminating, seriously entertaining book about grace and civility, and how we can simply treat each other better.
Author : Tribuiani Sarah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (24 download)
Download or read book Do I Look Like a Fucking People Person Funny written by Tribuiani Sarah and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Just found the Perfect Birthday Gift Idea! Do i look like a fucking people person Funny This journal / notebook is an excellent and funny birthday gift idea for your close friend. If you are looking for something unique and you don't like boring classic presents, then scroll up and click add to cart now! Notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists or keeping notes, for organizing and recording their thoughts. Product Description: Measurements: 6 x 9 inches Color: Black and White Material: Premium Quality Paper Type: Paperback
Author : Lars Arffssen
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1429984201
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book The Girl with the Sturgeon Tattoo written by Lars Arffssen and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2011-08-30 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arguably the funniest novel to emerge from Northern Europe since the Black Death A reindeer strangler has struck again; the world's leading authority on Baltic sturgeon has been filleted, and the head of Sweden's only unpublished thriller writer has been discovered some meters from his body. Just a typical day in Stockholm's crime log? Or are the murders the works of a single killer? Chief Inspector Svenjamin Bubbles has a suspect: Lizzy Salamander, Scandinavia's most heavily tattooed girl-sociopath and hacker extraordinaire. Mikael Blomberg believes Salamander has been framed. But if Salamander is innocent, who is the 4'10" girl ninja captured on a surveillance camera decapitating the failed novelist? And what has become of the unpublished manuscript that claimed to connect Sweden's most eco-friendly corporations to the twentieth century's greatest tyrant? A shocking story of corruption and perversion that reaches to the highest echelons of the world's largest producer of inexpensive ready-to-assemble wooden bookcases, The Girl with the Sturgeon Tattoo delivers a hilarious—and gripping—parody of the best-selling novels by Stieg Larsson.
Author : Jane Moore
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767921577
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)
Download or read book Love @ First Site written by Jane Moore and published by Crown. This book was released on 2005-06-28 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spunky, sweet-natured Jessica Monroe is 34 years old and perfectly happy being single. A producer at a top-rated morning show with a coterie of fun friends and a busy nightlife, she isn't in any rush to meet a man. Her girlfriends, however, disapprove. And when they secretly place a personal ad on a hot singles Web site on her behalf, Jess is reluctantly hurtled into the topsy-turvy world of online dating, where frogs masquerade as princes—but your soul mate might be just one click away. A laugh-out-loud whirlwind of disastrous dates ensues, from Simon, who seems dreamy over e-mail but ditches her at the dinner table, leaving her with the bill, to Graham, a self-described “Ferrari driver” who turns out to be a car salesman—with several (old, fat, bald, creepy, cheap, stuck-up) men in between. When an unforeseen event turns her world upside down, Jess starts to wonder if the qualities she thinks she wants in a man are what she ultimately needs. And whether, as a new mystery suitor appears in her e-mail in-box, Cupid has other possibilities up his sleeve . . . With her sparkling sensibility and brilliant knack for rendering the foibles of modern love in a fresh, unforgettable way, Jane Moore has become one of the fastest-growing names in contemporary women's fiction. Told with her signature wit, wisdom, and sass, Love @ First Site is an irresistible tale about what happens when we start to look for love between the lines on a computer screen--and a winning, unputdownable look at contemporary romance.
Author : Richard Grant
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1668011042
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (68 download)
Download or read book A Race to the Bottom of Crazy written by Richard Grant and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-09-17 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author of Dispatches from Pluto and The Deepest South of All turns his sharp wit and observational powers on the epicenter of America’s most divisive issues: Arizona. When Richard Grant and his wife moved with their four-year-old daughter back to Tucson, Arizona, where the couple first met, he expected to easily rekindle his love of the region. Instead, he found a housing market gone haywire, rampant election conspiracies, and right-wing political violence alarmingly close to his home and family. Undocumented immigration was surging, and the state was also on the front lines of climate change, breaking heat and drought records, and running out of long-term water supplies. Under these circumstances, Grant wondered how he might raise a happy, well-adjusted child who believes in the future. Yet these concerns weren’t keeping people away: Arizona was simultaneously experiencing some of the nation’s highest population growth. In A Race to the Bottom of Crazy, Grant mixes memoir, research, and reporting in a quest to understand what makes Arizona such a confounding and irresistible place. He visits the world’s largest machine-gun shoot; takes a sunset boat cruise with a US Congressman and a group of far-right patriots; rides through the desert with a Border Patrol agent; and goes camping with his family in breathtaking mountain ranges that rise out of the desert like islands in the sky. Interspersed with these adventures are recollections of his previous stint in the state, including his friendship with cult writer Charles Bowden and years living off the grid with smugglers, dope farmers, and outlaws on the Mexican border. Ultimately, Grant arrives at the conclusion that Arizona has always been a scattershot improvisation, with bizarre and extreme behavior in its DNA. This book is an entertaining, illuminating, and essential guide to understanding modern America at its most overheated.
Author : Tim Lebbon
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439169330
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)
Download or read book 30 Days of Night: Fear of the Dark written by Tim Lebbon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-05-25 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marty Volk has a guardian angel. For the past five years, since he was twelve years old, it has saved Marty whenever he’s been in danger. And from a single darkened glimpse one night on the streets of London, he thinks it’s his long-lost sister Rose—ten years older than him, beautiful, intelligent . . . and deceased. For Rose has become a creature of legend that thrives, along with her undead companions, in the shadows of the human world . . . one who tenaciously holds on to her new existence, and who will do anything to survive. . . .
Author : The Estate of Rebecca Farnworth
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1407071505
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (7 download)
Download or read book A Funny Thing About Love written by The Estate of Rebecca Farnworth and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-08-05 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The funny thing about love is that just when you think you've got it sorted, it turns round and bites you on the behind. Which is exactly what's happened to Carmen Miller. Her ex husband's girlfriend is pregnant, her career as a comedy agent is going down the pan, she's made a fool of herself with fellow agent Will Hunter, a man she's fancied for ages, and to cap it all she has to move out of her flat. Surely things can't get any worse. Moving down to Brighton to write the TV comedy series that she's always dreamed about, Carmen meets the divine Daniel. A man so gorgeous, she doesn't even mind that he's got long hair. It seems that Carmen's life is on the up again. Until, that is... love bites again. Looks like Carmen's back where she started. But could it be that love isn't the problem? Maybe she's just been choosing the wrong men.
Author : John Kim
Publisher : Parallax Press
ISBN 13 : 1941529623
Total Pages : 170 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (415 download)
Download or read book The Angry Therapist written by John Kim and published by Parallax Press. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tackling relationships, career, and family issues, John Kim, LMFT, thinks of himself as a life-styledesigner, not a therapist. His radical new approach, that he sometimes calls “self-help in a shot glass” is easy, real, and to the point. He helps people make changes to their lives so that personal growth happens organically, just by living. Let’s face it, therapy is a luxury. Few of us have the time or money to devote to going to an office every week. With anecdotes illustrating principles in action (in relatable and sometimes irreverent fashion) and stand-alone practices and exercises, Kim gives readers the tools and directions to focus on what's right with them instead of what's wrong. When John Kim was going through the end of a relationship, he began blogging as The Angry Therapist, documenting his personal journey post-divorce. Traditional therapists avoid transparency, but Kim preferred the language of "me too" as opposed to "you should." He blogged about his own shortcomings, revelations, views on relationships, and the world. He spoke a different therapeutic language —open, raw, and at times subversive — and people responded. The Angry Therapist blog, that inspired this book, has been featured in The Atlantic Monthly and on NPR.
Author : Johan Fundin
Publisher : Asioni Press
ISBN 13 : 1999981715
Total Pages : 379 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (999 download)
Download or read book Disorder written by Johan Fundin and published by Asioni Press. This book was released on 2019-05-28 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Thriller readers are in for a treat.”—Midwest Book Review “A brilliant techno-thriller … One of the best thrillers I’ve reviewed.”—OnlineBookClub.org “Thriller lovers will be intrigued.”—San Francisco Book Review The target of both stalkers and killers, a top fashion model with a rare disease sets out to learn how her pioneering scientist father died, only to find herself in the middle of a vicious conspiracy. Disorder is full-tilt suspense entertainment jam-packed with explosive thrills. Perfect for fans of Dean Koontz and Robin Cook. Cat is a hot multimillionaire supermodel but her life is far from perfect. She suffers from a chronic brain disorder and she is being stalked by a figure in a raincoat. Who is he … or it? In connection with the bizarre death of the founder of a groundbreaking biotechnology institute, Cat is pulled into a sinister corporate plot with a global backwash. A dazzling novel by the author of Schizoid and Species.
Author : Cordelia Strube
Publisher : Dundurn
ISBN 13 : 1554885922
Total Pages : 355 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (548 download)
Download or read book Planet Reese written by Cordelia Strube and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2007-03-30 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reese Larkin is desperate to find the perfect mattress. His job is in jeopardy and he's been forced to separate from his wife and children, but he believes that if he can find the ultimate sleep system his life will begin anew. In her seventh novel, Cordelia Strube grabs readers by the neuroses with a dark but wickedly fun story about a former Greenpeace activist forced to turn marketeer who battles against a world in which he is confronted by shift mattress sales clerks, a Fred and Ginger-obsessed strip-bar waitress, derisive colleagues, and a wife who has mysteriously turned cold and is keeping his children from him. Alone in his damp basement apartment with his daughter's hamster, he longs for a good night's sleep and, though faced with despair, begins each day hopefully as he grips tighter to the edges of his life. Engaging, enlightening, and always entertaining, Planet Reese is an intensely personal and endearing tale of a man holding on to his sanity against all odds in an increasingly unhinged world.
Author : Aminatta Forna
Publisher : Grove Press
ISBN 13 : 0802158595
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)
Download or read book The Window Seat written by Aminatta Forna and published by Grove Press. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Gutsy, funny, risky and wise, full of dazzling late-night insight, in-the-middle-of-everything epiphanies, moments of sheer honesty blooming into gut truths.” —Marlon James, Booker Prize–winning author Aminatta Forna is one of our most important literary voices, and her novels have won the Windham Campbell Prize and the Commonwealth Writers’ Prize for Best Book. In this elegantly rendered and wide-ranging collection of new and previously published essays, Forna writes intimately about displacement, trauma and memory, love, and how we coexist and encroach on the non-human world. Movement is a constant here. In the title piece, “The Window Seat,” she reveals the unexpected enchantments of commercial air travel. In “Obama and the Renaissance Generation,” she documents how, despite the narrative of Obama’s exceptionalism, his father, like her own, was one of a generation of gifted young Africans who came to the United Kingdom and the United States for education and were expected to build their home countries anew after colonialism. In “The Last Vet,” time spent shadowing Dr. Jalloh, the only veterinarian in Sierra Leone, as he works with the street dogs of Freetown, becomes a meditation on what a society’s treatment of animals tells us about its principles. In “Crossroads,” she examines race in America from an African perspective, and in “Power Walking” she describes what it means to walk in the world in a Black woman’s body and in “The Watch” she explores the raptures of sleep and sleeplessness the world over. Deeply meditative and written with a wry humor, The Window Seat confirms that Forna is “a compelling essayist . . . her voice direct, lucid, and fearless” (Claire Messud, Harper’s Magazine).
Author : Swear Word Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781540776297
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (762 download)
Download or read book Do I Look Like a Fucking People Person? written by Swear Word Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-02 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a naughty, swear word on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.
Author : Pavel Shpak
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1463414021
Total Pages : 482 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (634 download)
Download or read book Mono written by Pavel Shpak and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Observing photographs of New York City in shades of gray only - in monochrome - perhaps the first impression to strike the viewer is how little the absence of color diminishes the city as conveyed to us by the sharp-eyed photographer. The gleam, The glitter, The grandeur of the soaring metropolis remain as powerful as ever; we feel only that with the saturated hues of the landscape removed, The lines, The forms And The geometry find greater room to assert themselves, their interplay rising to meet the eye all the more clearly.
Author : Helen Walters
Publisher : Laurence King Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1856694917
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (566 download)
Download or read book 300% Cotton written by Helen Walters and published by Laurence King Publishing. This book was released on 2006-11-02 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book reflects the diverse and rich graphic culture that has arisen from the t-shirt medium, considering its use in areas such as music, politics and fashion. Featuring photographs of T-shirts worn on the street, specially commissioned graphics, collections, and the best and coolest graphics from around the world, 300% Cotton will appeal to designers, illustrators and art directors, as well as a general enthusiasts and collectors.
