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My Dinosaur Farts

Author : Sandstone Books
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523464807
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (648 download)

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Download or read book My Dinosaur Farts written by Sandstone Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DISCOVER:: Kid's or Children's Book that is Highly Entertaining, Humorous, Great for Early Readers, and a Great Bedtime Story This Children's Short Story has it all Great for ages 4-12 Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale. Zach is lucky to have a friend like Leo McStinky Fluffy Farty Fat Fred. Download Your Copy of My Dinosaur Farts Today, and Read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited! tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books for kids, kids books, children's books bedtime stories for kids, bedtime storybook collection, bedtime storybook, kids stories, bedtime stories for children, bedtime reading, Children's books, short stories, kids stories, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids stories, stories for kids, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, jokes, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about animals, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy,books for kids, books for children, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories

Jurassic Farts

Author : P.U. Rippley
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452151466
Total Pages : 14 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book Jurassic Farts written by P.U. Rippley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!

Ron The Farting Raptor

Author : Smile Melody
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (53 download)

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Book Synopsis Ron The Farting Raptor by : Smile Melody

Download or read book Ron The Farting Raptor written by Smile Melody and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your child learn to achieve a goal through fun! Do you enjoy giving your child joy? Would you like to teach your child to reach for their goals and dreams through play and reading? Do you enjoy laughing with your child? As a parent, I promise you that this book is the perfect gift for your child. The story in this book will make: Your child will learn that it is worth following your dreams Your child will learn consistency The smile will not disappear from your child's face You will have a lot of fun together Why you and your child will love this book? A happy child is a healthy child! If you want your child to spend fun time with you and learn that it is worth to set your goals high, choose our book

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)

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Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Does It Fart?

Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Dinosaur Farts

Author : Bianca Ku
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781494998271
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (982 download)

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Download or read book Dinosaur Farts written by Bianca Ku and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-15 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dinosaurs Farts: Walking with Dinosaurs to extinction is a hilarious story for kids 6 years and up. It's a story about four Dino's, a Brachiosaurus, a Tyrannosaurus, a Pterodactyl and a Triceratops, hobnob with each other millions of years ago. Out of boredom, they get into a farting competition. Now, considering the amount of greenhouse gases a single Dino can produce, the atmosphere would notice such an event right? Read on as a simple fart prank escalates into a farting war that threatens the existence of life on Earth.

X-STINK'd Dinosaur Farts

Author : Justin Fun
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (126 download)

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Download or read book X-STINK'd Dinosaur Farts written by Justin Fun and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-22 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike a fart, this book doesn't stink! While everybody is different, there are certain things that kids everywhere find funny - farting dinosaurs! Whether you find farting humor completely immature or endlessly hilarious, having a few farting dinosaurs to color is a good way to crack up your kids. FEATURES: 25 farting dinosaur pages Each page has its own black back to minimize bleed through when using ink or markers. These coloring pages are as unexpected, cringeworthy, and hilarious as the acting of passing gas in itself! Order your copy today to start laughing out loud!

The Secret Life of Farts

Author : Malin Klingenberg
Publisher : Pushkin Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 1782692835
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (826 download)

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Download or read book The Secret Life of Farts written by Malin Klingenberg and published by Pushkin Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A laugh-out-loud illustrated journey around the hidden world of the fart Hilarious verses and outrageous illustrations combine to produce a book about the funniest thing in the world: farts! From the racetrack to the concert hall, from humble bank-robbers to esteemed royals, farts are produced everywhere and by everyone. The Secret Life of Farts is your guide to the rich, colourful, flatulatory world that is all around us.

Monster Fart Wars

Author : A. M. Shah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781943684502
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.

Dinosaur Dump

Author : Tim Miller
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 1460705548
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (67 download)

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Download or read book Dinosaur Dump written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new Christmas bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 3+

Farley Farts

Author : Birte Müller
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0735845468
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (358 download)

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Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!

FARTING DINOSAUR

Author : Dylon Lawrence
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0359919960
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (599 download)

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Download or read book FARTING DINOSAUR written by Dylon Lawrence and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TIME TO READ! One Poot! Two Poot! Three Poot! Four! I Poot Everywhere! Until I Can't Poot No More! Come join the cute FARTING DINOSAUR as he humorously helps children learn to read! The FARTING DINOSAUR gets into some comedic trouble and plots his way out of the most bizarre situations! A must read for pre school aged children! A must have book for all the classrooms. A must have book for children that love dinosaurs! This is a fun light tale of a dinosaur and the dinosaurs love for pooting! A Classic Hit! Very popular with pre school aged children. Every child wants to read about a pooting dinosaur! This book allows children to interact and learn at the same time. The FARTING DINOSAUR, will be a book for the ages. "I Poot On A Door! I Poot On A Cake! The Cake Caught Fire! So I Pooted Away!" Have some fun with the FARTING DINOSAUR! Let your Childs imagination run wild, as they laugh there way to the end! This is a children's learning book. A tool to help kids learn how to read.

Dino Farts

Author : Smart Meh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (463 download)

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Download or read book Dino Farts written by Smart Meh and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 15 completely unique dinosaur coloring pages for kids ages 4-7For the dinosaur-loving child, what could be more fun than being able to color all of his or her favorite types?You will find all the most popular dinosaur types here--sometimes alone, sometimes interacting with one another! Buy this coloring book today and share the fun and excitement of dinosaurs with a special child!Activities such as coloring will improve your child's pencil grip, as well as helping them to relax, self regulate their mood and develop their imagination.So if your child loves dinosaurs, animals, then order your copy today

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)

Author : Tim Miller
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 1743096682
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (43 download)

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Book Synopsis There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) by : Tim Miller

Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Dragons Love Farts

Author : Hollywood Kay
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951696078
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book Dragons Love Farts written by Hollywood Kay and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dragons enjoy passing gas in a variety of comical situations.

Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex

Author : Seamus Pilger
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062290487
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex written by Seamus Pilger and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in—the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it’s up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel! “If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!”—It’s a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU “Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent.”—Good Morning, Buttzville “The business end of this dino means business!”—PassingtonPost.com