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Book Synopsis Pop's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Pop's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Pops? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Legend's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Legend's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for a Legend? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Dad's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Dad's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Dad? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Plumber's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Plumber's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Plumbers? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Uncle's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Uncle's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Uncle? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Grampa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Grampa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Grampa? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Brother's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Brother's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for brothers? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Gramps's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Gramps's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Gramps? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Padre's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Padre's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Padre? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Opa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Opa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Opa? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Papa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Papa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Papa? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Book Synopsis Grandpa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys by : Gassy Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Grandpa's Fart Logbook Farting Journal for Gassy Guys written by Gassy Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a silly fart gag gift for Grandpa? This 100 pg personalized name fart logbook measures a compact 6" x 9" and is the perfect size for the husband, boyfriend, dad, in law, grandpa, brother, uncle or buddy in your life who is constantly passing gas. Don't make a stink about it anymore! Just grab this funny farting gift, crack a fart joke and hand it to them so they can keep track of their toots with precision. Makes a funny groomsmen gift, too!Features a Fart Glossary to explain the various types of gas, along with a page of alternate words which describe farting around the world. The logbook portion allows you to track the date, time of day, fart duration, type of fart, fart enjoyment scale, which bystanders noticed and who left the room. There is also a large notes section for those who want to give more details about the alleged toot. This fart logbook makes a great white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, birthday gift, retirement gift, bachelor gag gift or funny fart gift for those who love to pass gas. Order yours today and start tracking the toots!
Download or read book Empire of Light written by Michael Bible and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2018-04-24 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ”Denis Johnson seems to be the abiding spirit of the novel, which achieves the incendiary strangeness of his prose . . . Bible offers us a remarkable vision of adolescence as not just a time of extreme exposure but one of visionary longing.” — THE NEW YORK TIMES After an adolescent prank leads to a stranger’s death, Alvis Maloney rambles westward. He lands in a small North Carolina town and falls in love—in love with his neighbor Molly, with a lonesome quarterback called Miles, with a whole community of enduring misfits and losers. But at the same time, another life takes shape in Maloney’s dreamlike visions: a horse named Forever, a princess with hypochondria, and an electric city that’s always just out of reach. As these two promises of home fight for their hold on Maloney, the story careens toward disaster, and in the end Maloney must choose between love and redemption. From the author Electric Literature called “one of the most interesting and exciting new novelists in years,” Michael Bible’s Empire of Light blooms with mystical imagination and a hopeful heart.
Book Synopsis The Ancient Hours by : Michael Bible
Download or read book The Ancient Hours written by Michael Bible and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Ancient Hours […] packs a wallop" —New York Times Book Review "The Ancient Hours is brilliant.” —Bud Smith, author of Work "Bible is a fantastic writer." —Kevin Wilson, author of Nothing to See Here Harmony, North Carolina is a typical town—full of saints and sinners you can’t tell apart... Its history echoes with lynchings and shootings; mob violence and vigilante justice. But those are just whispers of a past lost to time. The summer of 2000 was different. Iggy in the Baptist church. Gasoline and a match. Twenty-five people dead. This, Harmony couldn’t forget. Told in a kaleidoscope of timelines and voices, Michael Bible examines every dimension of a tragic but all-too-American story in The Ancient Hours. The victims, witnesses, perpetrators, and condemned comingle and evolve as the passage of time works its way through their lives. What emerges is a fable of the American South in the highest tradition: soaring, tragic, and eternally striving for redemption.
Download or read book Berlin Diary written by William L. Shirer and published by Rosetta Books. This book was released on 2011-10-23 with total page 626 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the international bestseller The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich offers a personal account of life in Nazi Germany at the start of WWII. By the late 1930s, Adolf Hitler, Führer of the Nazi Party, had consolidated power in Germany and was leading the world into war. A young foreign correspondent was on hand to bear witness. More than two decades prior to the publication of his acclaimed history, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, William L. Shirer was a journalist stationed in Berlin. During his years in the Nazi capital, he kept a daily personal diary, scrupulously recording everything he heard and saw before being forced to flee the country in 1940. Berlin Diary is Shirer’s first-hand account of the momentous events that shook the world in the mid-twentieth century, from the annexation of Austria and Czechoslovakia to the fall of Poland and France. A remarkable personal memoir of an extraordinary time, it chronicles the author’s thoughts and experiences while living in the shadow of the Nazi beast. Shirer recalls the surreal spectacles of the Nuremberg rallies, the terror of the late-night bombing raids, and his encounters with members of the German high command while he was risking his life to report to the world on the atrocities of a genocidal regime. At once powerful, engrossing, and edifying, William L. Shirer’s Berlin Diary is an essential historical record that illuminates one of the darkest periods in human civilization.
Book Synopsis A Room in Dodge City by : David Leo Rice
Download or read book A Room in Dodge City written by David Leo Rice and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-11 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Room in Dodge City follows a nameless drifter into an American heart of darkness. In this nightmarish version of the historic Dodge City, mythic beasts crawl out of the woodwork; bizarre rituals are enacted; and death is never the end. Equal parts humor and horror-show, David Leo Rice's novel combines the mundaneness of modern life-motels, strip malls, temp jobs-with something stranger, darker, and more eternal. Told through linked vignettes that read like metaphoric fairytales gone wrong, Dodge City consumes the reader just as it slowly consumes the drifter, leaving all to wonder whether any of us can ever truly escape this world-or our own. Winner of the Electric Book Award Each chapter is fully illustrated by Christina Collins. "David Lynch meets Neil Gaiman meets Samuel Beckett and the Theater of the Absurd. Just as Dodge City is a place the narrator can never leave, Rice's book sucks you in and doesn't let you walk out of it intact, either." -Nick Antosca, author of The Girlfriend Game, Midnight Picnic, & Fires "With a draftsman's hand and a psychonaut's eye, Rice has mapped the alien precinct in which we already live. I've never encountered a book so strange yet so familiar. Writers such as William Burroughs and Samuel Delany may have helped prepare the ground, but this high-speed, controlled drift across it is all Rice's own." -Joanna Ruocco, author of Dan & A Compendium of Domestic Incidents "A vivid, precisely described nightmare filled with jokes for people who think nothing is funny anymore. Rice imagines American pop culture as a Hieronymus Bosch painting come to life, and he gives us a carnival barker's tour through a disturbing landscape of lost souls, vain ambitions, and distorted identities, ultimately finding a path to redemption through the spiritual wreckage." -Mark Beauregard, author of The Whale: A Love Story "Rice cares deeply about his characters and this comes out in every vignette. He doesn't follow the nihilistic postmodern structure by declaring that life is meaningless or hopeless. What we find is the presence of hope in all things, no matter how run-down they might appear on the surface." -Joe Halstead, author of West Virginia "Dodge City is a walk on the dark side of the contemporary imagination that reworks the post-realist storytellings of Donald Barthelme or Henri Michaux into a voice that is unique. A picaresque novel for the age of the Darknet and Tor." -Simon Pummell, director of Bodysong & Identicals "In his mind-boggling debut novel, Rice conjures a series of seemingly unassuming vignettes that read like a revelatory prose poem written by the Zodiac Killer. A celebration of what it means to know that you know that you can never know everything." -Mike Kleine, author of Kanley Stubrick "Don't enter into Rice's terrifying and hilarious fictional multiverse looking for causality, continuity, or logic, as we know them. A Room in Dodge City will plunge you into a nightmarish warren-maze where somewhere, amid the numberless trapdoors, inner chambers and branching halls on branching halls, a literary orgy is going down among the imaginative intellects of Blake Butler, Kathryn Davis, Haruki Murakami, Livia Llewellyn, and Robert Coover, refereed by Cronenberg and Lynch." -Adrian Van Young, author of Shadows in Summerland & The Man Who Noticed Everything "A Room in Dodge City warps the serial format to its own uncanny ends. Briskly paced with elegantly streamlined prose, the book follows its own impeccably strange and addictive dream logic." -Jeff Jackson, author of Mira Corpora & Novi Sad "Unsettling and unsettled, reading A Room in Dodge City is like reading Jakob von Gunten's dream journal the day after he'd stayed up late to watch High Plains Drifter and Videodrome." -Gabriel Blackwell, author of Madeleine E. Find out more about Alternating Current Press at alternatingcurrentarts.com.
Book Synopsis Ten Years in Washington by : Mary Clemmer
Download or read book Ten Years in Washington written by Mary Clemmer and published by . This book was released on 1873 with total page 634 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
