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Book Synopsis Damn You, Autocorrect! by : Jillian Madison
Download or read book Damn You, Autocorrect! written by Jillian Madison and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2011-03-22 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sh#@ Your Phone Says "Damn You, Autocorrect!" If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone. Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you'll find a husband who tells his wife that he just "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to "divorce" (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here. Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.
Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect! 2 by : Lyndsey Saul
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect! 2 written by Lyndsey Saul and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-10-28 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.
Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect by : Gordon Delfino
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect written by Gordon Delfino and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-08-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Damn You Auto Correct - The Brandnew Top 50 Auto Correct Fails!AutoCorrect makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of ist own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly!You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book will leave you laughing until the end!You will find my Top 50 of AutoCorrect in this book!
Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect! Best of Ever! by : Gordon Sutherland
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect! Best of Ever! written by Gordon Sutherland and published by . This book was released on 2013-05-23 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrasing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end!"
Book Synopsis Damn You Fat Fingers! by : Gordon Sutherland
Download or read book Damn You Fat Fingers! written by Gordon Sutherland and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-08-15 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)
Book Synopsis Daily Writing Resilience by : Bryan Robinson
Download or read book Daily Writing Resilience written by Bryan Robinson and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2018-01-08 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chances are, whether you're a seasoned author or an aspiring scribe, you've grappled with your share of rejection, setbacks, and heartbreak. However, literary agents say the number one key to writing success is perseverance in the face of disappointment. Daily Writing Resilience provides advice, inspiration, and techniques to help you turn roadblocks into steppingstones. You'll find tips and support through exercises such as meditation, breath work, yoga, stress management, gratitude, de-cluttering, sleep, exercise, mindful eating, and more. These 365 meditations will help you navigate the ups-and-downs of your writing practice, creating positive habits that will guide you toward the success and fulfillment that you've been seeking. Praise: "This must-have collection of inspirational nuggets will nudge you free of writer's block. Even if you're not blocked, a morning commune with some of writing's great minds will put you in the right creative space."—Sara Gruen, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Water for Elephants "Every person with that little voice in their head—the one that tells them to write everyday—must own this book. Every page is full of hope and reality, just what we all need to keep us going."—Steve Berry, New York Times and # 1 Internationally bestselling author of The Patriot Threat "For every type of writer—new, old, fresh, tired, impassioned, cynical, hopeful . . . this gem is flat out inspiring."—M.J. Rose, New York Times bestselling author of The Secret Language of Stones "Bryan Robinson's Daily Writing Resilience is not only wise but also marvelously practical. The daily mantras he offers, taken from the experiences of those who've kept to the path, will provide much needed encouragement along the way. Take this book to heart, and then take it with you wherever you go."—William Kent Krueger, New York Times bestselling author of the multi-award winning Ordinary Grace and the Cork O'Connor series "You don't have to be a writer to treasure Daily Writing Resilience, a unique and uplifting meditation book. It's chock-full of insights so profound you'll be tempted to gobble it up in one bite!"—Cassandra King, author of The Sunday Wife and Moonrise "I urge both fledgling and experienced writers to get their hands on Daily Writing Resilience and keep it nearby for handy reference. Bryan Robinson knows his way around the head and heart of the working writer, and this book is a wonderful companion and a balm to the writer's soul."—John Lescroart, New York Times bestselling author "At last! A real tool for real writers, a reference book that should be on every writer's desk next to their Thesaurus and Strunk & White Elements of Style. A practical guide that can be used as a daily devotional or motivational tool to hold your hand, to guide you, to encourage you, and to pull you back from the ledge."—Karen White, New York Times bestselling author of Flight Patterns A 2018 Killer Nashville Silver Falchion Award Finalist A 2018 Top Shelf Magazine Indie Book Award Finalist
Book Synopsis Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color] by : Gordon Sutherland
Download or read book Damn You Fat Fingers! [Full Color] written by Gordon Sutherland and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-08-15 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication but Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes. People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So it´s Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrassing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end! Promise :)
Book Synopsis Blogging For Dummies by : Susannah Gardner
Download or read book Blogging For Dummies written by Susannah Gardner and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2012-01-12 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This proven bestseller is fully updated and better than ever! Now in its fourth edition, Blogging For Dummies is fully updated and more practical than ever for today's bloggers. Whether you're just beginning or are already a full-tilt blogging maven, you'll find the up-to-date information you need in these friendly pages. Want to integrate your blog with social media? Jump into the fast-moving world of microblogging on Twitter or Tumblr? Choose which blogging software to use? Optimize your current blog for search? This detailed book guide covers it all, and then some. Buy the book, build a better blog, and blog about it! Provides up-to-date information on blogging software choices and utilities Explains how to identify your unique niche and attract readers Walks you through setting up an account and writing your first post Shows you how to optimize your blog for search, so new readers find you Helps you integrate your blog with social media Reveals what you need to know to start microblogging on Twitter or Tumblr Explores the ways you can make money with your blog Start a conversation with the very latest blog-building tips and techniques in Blogging For Dummies.
Book Synopsis The Pragmatics of Text Messaging by : Michelle A. McSweeney
Download or read book The Pragmatics of Text Messaging written by Michelle A. McSweeney and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-05-30 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book provides a comprehensive linguistic exploration of textism use by bilingual young adults, illustrating the function of alternative and creative linguistic features and their role in conveying tone through text. Drawing on a corpus of nearly 45,000 text messages donated by bilingual young adults in New York City, this volume explores the ways in which the use of texting features such as ‘lol,’ emojis, abbreviations, and acronyms is systematic and essential. In part, toward the aim of exposing the tensions bilinguals face navigating a platform that preferences monolingual language practices, the book highlights creativity as a means of both constructing meaning and performing identity for bilingual youths. These findings are extended to explore the role texting plays in communication and identity construction in contemporary society more generally. This volume extends the boundaries of emerging research on language and digital communication, and will be of particular interest to graduate students and scholars in computer-mediated communication, pragmatics, and new media.
Book Synopsis The Essex Joke Book by : Nicholas Knights
Download or read book The Essex Joke Book written by Nicholas Knights and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-09-13 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’
Book Synopsis How to Write Anything: A Complete Guide by : Laura Brown
Download or read book How to Write Anything: A Complete Guide written by Laura Brown and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-04-14 with total page 735 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “There has never been a guide as comprehensive as this to writing in all its forms. . . . Useful, clear and encyclopedic, this book is an essential guide for every household.”—Examiner Need to know how to format your résumé for that job application? How do you write a cover letter that will stand out? Wondering how to request a letter of recommendation for graduate school? Trying to craft a get-well note that will really help? How informal is too informal when instant messaging in the office? What do you write on the website for your small business? What should you say in a wedding invitation? Or a divorce announcement? With over 200 how-to entries and easy-to-use models organized into three comprehensive sections on work, school, and personal life, How to Write Anything covers a wide range of topics that make it an essential guide for the whole family.
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Book Synopsis Text Fails with Screenshots by : Charlie Clown
Download or read book Text Fails with Screenshots written by Charlie Clown and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-12-11 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to have a good laugh and see everything that could possibly go wrong with autocorrect WITHOUT going through the embarrassment yourself read on...Have you ever been embarrassed by an autocorrect fail? Are you tired of reading the same recycled jokes over and over again? If so, Text Fails With Screenshots: Super Funny Adult Jokes About Autocorrect Gone Wrong is for you because it contains 72 original text fails with screenshots. Imagine reading some of the most hilarious autocorrect mistakes that hopefully, you'll never have to experience in real life. You'll soon: Discover 72+ hilarious jokes that appeal to almost anyone who has a sense of humor Have access to an additional FREE Text Fails eBook Laugh at ORIGINAL screenshots and learn a few lessons of what NOT to do along the way Why This Book Is Different: Not only does this book contain 72 original text fails with screenshots, but we've also thrown in a FREE bonus Text Fails eBook for our readers. If you want a book filled with hilarious text mistakes Scroll UP and Add To Cart now.
Download or read book Text Fails Vol. 1 written by Brian Jolly and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!!! The ultimate Text Fails Collection from BRIAN JOLLY is here, and no one is safe! Be prepared to shake your head in disbelief and burst into laughter! In this hilarious book you'll find the most epic and funny text fails from parents, friends, colleagues, boyfriends, and many more. Have you ever been betrayed by autocorrect? Well these folks have been, and you can bet they will hardly forget it! Smartphones changed our lives and now we can't live without them, but while being smart, they can make us look reaaaaally dumb. And we have screenshots to prove it! If you are ready to laugh so hard that you can hardly breathe, then grab your copy now and share the fun with your friends and family. Scroll up, click on 'BUY NOW WITH 1-CLICK', and Get Your Copy!
Download or read book Text Fails written by Robert Thornton and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-14 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yearning for Some Laughter and Humor in Your Life? Text Fails by Robert Thornton Will Surely Get You a Brand-New Six-Pack from All Laughing! Open the way for laughter - forget about boredom because this book brings endless hours of fun and humorous texts. Since texting was invented, most people scarcely have the opportunity to check their writings before sending, particularly in forcing circumstances or while drunk. That's why autocorrect is a great tool; it helps us avoid blatant mistakes we make while texting and saves us from embarrassment when we are not sure how to spell certain words - until it does the opposite. Some people swear that autocorrect has a one-of-a-kind method to make diverting and off-kilter changes to individual writings, possibly because their word reference file has a way of indicating their shrewd recommendations in a senseless manner. You expect autocorrect to save you, but instead, it gets you in huge trouble - fired from your job, for example. So be careful with autocorrect, but for now, enjoy the funniest compilation of text fails that got other users in some humorous situations. Here is what this text fails compilation can offer you: Endless hours of fun and laughter Perfect way to escape boredom Funny text fails between family members Boyfriend and girlfriend text fails Autocorrect fails that got someone in trouble And much more! If you want to escape boredom and have endless hours of fun, then this is the perfect book for you. So what are you waiting for? Open the way for humor and laugher... Scroll up, click on "Buy Now with 1-Click", and Get Your Copy Now!
Book Synopsis Big Book of Autocorrect Fails by : Tim Dedopulos
Download or read book Big Book of Autocorrect Fails written by Tim Dedopulos and published by Carlton Books. This book was released on 2014-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In theory, autocorrect is a genius feature that saves you from embarrassing errors. In reality, it seems to have a mind of its own, turning your innocent messages into inadvertently scandalous texts that could appall hardened war criminals and make veteran hookers blush. Fortunately, one person's humiliation is another's hilarity, and this big book gathers the very best (or worst, depending on your point of view) failed fixes, presenting them in the popular "bubble" conversation format that captures the progressive confusion, distress, and comedy as the autocorrect goes rogue.
Download or read book Text Fails written by Connor Joker and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you ready to laugh your head off? Do you want to laugh so much that you can't breathe? If you're looking for a book that will make you laugh, cringe and shake your head in disbelief, this is it! Texting is the mode of communication most used in the modern world, and we've all had that one moment when we sent the wrong text message to someone, but Either way, these texts messages always end up hilarious. In this book, you will find hilarious text fails and autocorrect errors that will make you laugh until you cry! Sometimes you're the one who sent a text fail and now you're praying to God that you don't end up in one of these collections. But, we don't discriminate! Here, you'll find epic text and autocorrect fails sent by everyone, from tech-challenged parents, misguided boyfriends and girlfriends, and unassuming colleagues! No one is safe (and everyone is laughing)! Here's what you'll find in this book: Parent fails that will make you want to cry and laugh at the same time Autocorrect fails: That's DEFINITELY NOT what I meant Unbelievable dad/mom autocorrect fails; Deadly daughter/son text fails; Toxic boyfriend/girlfriend fails and impressive responses; More pages than you can count of endless, hilarious damage. If you're looking to spend hours upon hours laughing like never before, get your copy now! This is a book you can share with your friends and family to have some great fun together! Ready to laugh at some of the best text fails to ever happen? Scroll up, click on 'Buy Now with 1-Click', and Get Your Copy!
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