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Book Synopsis Daddy's Gotta Poop by : Taylor Vader
Download or read book Daddy's Gotta Poop written by Taylor Vader and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your daddy disappear to the bathroom any time things get chaotic at home? Or maybe when he's asked to do certain chores, he is nowhere to be found? If so, this is the book for you! Sit back and enjoy the story of one little girl and her daddy who has developed the sudden urge to poop at all of the most inconvenient times.
Book Synopsis Daddy And The World's Longest Poo by : Brydie Wright
Download or read book Daddy And The World's Longest Poo written by Brydie Wright and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you ever wonder why daddies disappear for hours on end? Where on earth do they go? Daddy and the World's Longest Poo tells the adventure of a little boy who faces just such a conundrum. Follow him on a journey of discovery, as he tries to make sense of one of life's great mysteries.
Download or read book Daddy Drinks written by Henry Dittman and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 435 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One very, very late night, in a state of panic, a new dad reaches out to five of his buddies via instant messenger to ask for advice on being a father. What results is a nonstop stream of consciousness as the Daddy Drinks daddies overshare, gripe, grouse, complain, and offer questionable guidance to one another on how to keep their kids alive and their marriages intact. Daddy Drinks is the real transcript lifted from that messenger thread that shines a comedic light on the idea that almost any man can be a father—but almost no father knows what the hell he’s doing! Daddy Drinks is a celebration of the ups and downs of raising a new baby—not just the fatigue and worry—but also the immense joys of newfound fatherhood. Features a begrudging foreword from TV dad Patrick Duffy.
Download or read book Bedtime Daddy! written by Sharon Giltrow and published by EK Books. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Putting Daddy to bed can be hard work. Especially when he starts crying! This story will show you how to wrestle your daddy into his pajamas and read just one more bedtime story. "I’m thirrrrrrrrssssssty," says Daddy. "I need to poop … I’m hungry … But I’ll miss you," he says, while he looks at you with cutie eyes. You’ll have to battle the bedtime excuses and use go-away monster spray until Daddy finally goes to sleep. Bedtime can be a mission for many, but with these gorgeous illustrations of a little bear and his dad, this is the perfect role-reversal bedtime story to help put any fussy child to bed in a fun and positive way. Full of heart and humour, Bedtime, Daddy! is for anyone who wants to try and put a grown-up to bed.
Book Synopsis Iniquitous Connections by : Langston J.D.
Download or read book Iniquitous Connections written by Langston J.D. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Craig Lewis Lewis has returned from WWII in 1945. He and his wife, Claire settle near Atlanta, Georgia. They already have a daughter, Karen Ann, born in 1942, while he was in training as a medic. Craig was deployed to North Africa, then to Sicily and fi nally to Italy. They soon have another daughter, Susie, born in May, 1947. Claire becomes terminally ill. How Craig handles her illness, eventual death, and their children, is a story repeated all too often even today. If only he would have looked to Providence for his help instead of a bottle, his life and that of his daughters’, would have turned out differently. It is the lack of inner strength drawn from a loving family, or from God, that throws his and his childrens’ lives into turmoil and violence. His youngest daughter, Susie is catapulted into a life of alter personalities unknown to her until she totally collapses. The dark cloud that has followed her all her life, finally consumes her and wreaks total havoc and insanity in her life and that of her family. Her path through depression and quagmire of multiple personalities is long, disruptive, and harrowing.
Book Synopsis If NeceSSitY iS THe MotHer oF InVenTion, Who'S YoUR DaDDy? by : K. J. Rollins
Download or read book If NeceSSitY iS THe MotHer oF InVenTion, Who'S YoUR DaDDy? written by K. J. Rollins and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-04-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is hard...and that is all I have to say about that. For me, it's not about what disaster befalls you, no sir! It's how you look at life overall. I attempt to find the lighter side of all situations, be it ever so inappropriate. (And boy howdy, have I had some situations to wade through!) Whether it be cancer (not me, him), kids (middle schoolers are the worst--you know what I'm talking bout here!), marriage (thar she blows), spouses, work, friends and enemies, pets, pandemics be damned; lions and tiger and bears! Oh my! Life is messy! If Necessity Is the Mother of Invention, Who's Your Daddy? takes a look at the lighter side of some real-life screwups. Have you ever thought about purchasing a handgun and then peed yourself on your maiden voyage to the gun range? Maybe you have chased down a stolen car--your own car? Perhaps, you are familiar with grandsons and their lovies? Have you ever been kidnapped? (Well, me neither, but I have a plan formulated in my mind should it ever occur.) Have ya got baggage? (Not the kind you carefully pack and then watch from the window as it is kicked, dragged, and heaved into the belly of a jumbo jet where it will be tossed end over end like a spring mix salad for hours, then scuffed, slammed, and crushed under the weight of hundreds of other bags while being driven across the tarmac in a downpour to an awaiting conveyor belt to hell.) I have a steamer trunk full! They say that laughter is the best medicine? Well, I have no idea who they are, but I am pretty sure they are closely related to everybody else's and nobody else's mom--just saying!
Book Synopsis Toilet Training Without Tantrums by : John Rosemond
Download or read book Toilet Training Without Tantrums written by John Rosemond and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your great-grandmother would be amazed to learn that toilet training has become one of Mom's greatest sources of anxiety and frustration during her child's early years. To Great-Grandma, it was no worse than teaching her child to use a spoon. Rosemond does not write from the perspective of a psychologist, but with the common sense and authority derived from 30 years of counseling parents, and from his two children and seven grandchildren, some of whom he helped toilet train. He advises an old-fashioned approach to toilet training that would have earned Grandma's stamp of approval. This book is helpful, revealing, and funny. Best of all, the method works! Thousands of parents have used it to discover how easy toilet training can be. With his trademark parents-take-control style, Rosemond covers everything from the basic how-to and troubleshooting issues to successful testimonies and proper encouragement. His straightforward and no-nonsense advice utilizes simple steps with proven results. No arguing, bribing, or cajoling necessary. It helps parents avoid common toilet-training mistakes, and leads the way to a diaper-free household.
Book Synopsis Daddy Protector by : Jacqueline Diamond
Download or read book Daddy Protector written by Jacqueline Diamond and published by K. Loren Wilson. This book was released on 2022-08-11 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s a wild and crazy guy—but dead serious about saving a child’s life. Detective Hale Crandall’s party lifestyle annoys Connie, his beautiful, prickly next-door neighbor, until he races into a burning building to rescue the little boy she’s trying to adopt. She’s grateful but cautious, he’s struggling against a newfound yearning for love and daddyhood... and then someone threatens her safety. Is the stalker her ex-husband, a fellow police office who’s Hale’s buddy? Or someone neither of them suspects? Hale’s instinct to protect Connie and her new son draws them together. But can these opposites find a happily-ever-after? Saving lives, finding family... that’s what the Cops & Kids Romance™ trilogy by USA Today bestselling author Jacqueline Diamond is about. “A great story.”— Heather Burke, RavenEntertainment. Other series titles are The Doctor’s Little Secret and Twin Surprise.
Download or read book Poop Culture written by Dave Praeger and published by Feral House. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is “The Origin of Feces” a Darwinian concern? Perhaps not, but it is the title to the preface of this tongue-in-cheek and unexpectedly revealing exploration of human behavior by the webmaster behind the popular PoopReport.com. This book is not a history of poop, but a study of today. Its goal is to understand how poop affects us, how we view it, and why; to appreciate its impact from the moment it slides out of our anal sphincters to the moment it enters the sewage treatment plant; to explore how we’ve arrived at this strange discomfort and confusion about a natural product of our bodies; to see how this contradiction—the natural as unnatural—shapes our minds, relationships, environment, culture, economics, media, and art. Paul Provenza, the director of The Aristocrats, says in his foreword: “It’s shocking to think that a book about poop can be considered an act of courage. But it is. Most of us have knee-jerk responses to the topic that we are not even aware of. Attitudes that, like the awful stench of poop itself, permeate all of society and culture. This book has some very profound and beautiful things to say. It takes a dirty, smelly, unpleasant subject like shit and brings forth ideas that are empowering, dignifying and life affirming.”
Download or read book The Divine Miracle written by E. H. Allen and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-27 with total page 487 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Divine MIracle is a science fiction fantasy partially based on 2 movies and a tv comedy show. The rest of the book comes from the active imagination of the author. The author had ideas for the novel for years but decided to put his ideas on paper after the death of an uncle in 2007. The Divine Miracle has many elements including comedy, drama, action and adventure. This is the first book in a four part series. Tevin Evans is an ordinary 12 year old African-American boy living in Indiana in the year 1983. He attends an predominately white elementary school and he is the only black boy and no girls will really talk to him or even consider being his girlfriend. But that changes when he is struck down and nearly killed by a supernautural event on the playground. Several months later girls everywhere are fighting for his attention after he gains the ability to fly like a bird without wings. His whole body later changes down to the subatomic level and then other boys start coming after him for affection as well as girls. Tevin is confused by all the attention and the changes his body went through but he eventually understands. An youthfull looking adult Tevin living in the late twenty-first century tells the story of how his whole life changed and made him a trans-gendered superhero and gave him superhuman children from his marrage to a man.
Book Synopsis Trick or Treat, Daddy by : Cat Santos
Download or read book Trick or Treat, Daddy written by Cat Santos and published by Cat Santos Books. This book was released on with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over tricks and treats with a hot chaperone, this single dad learns he likes being called daddy. Halloween isn’t just for the kids in Jacaranda Bay. When the sun sets, the costumes go on, and inhibitions turn off. Jackson loves celebrating Halloween with his daughter. When their annual dad-daughter tradition gets swapped for an outing with his daughter’s bestie and her aunt, will Jackson stay wistful all night, or will he give in to wanting something else? Viv is used to following the rules. She’s had a year to heal after a bad breakup, and is finally feeling more balanced in her new life as a librarian living near her niece. Preferring to take her time in relationships, can she trust her instincts when they’re all telling her to run towards Jackson after one night? Welcome to the start of Jacaranda Bay's Single Dad Holiday Heat, Happy-For-Now romances. Jacaranda Bay is the small California coastal town where the doors are always open, cinnamon rolls are spicy, and everyone gets their happily-ever-after eventually.
Book Synopsis Where Does Poo Go? by : Katie Daynes
Download or read book Where Does Poo Go? written by Katie Daynes and published by First Questions and Answers. This book was released on 2021-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flap book revealing everything you wanted to know about poo - and a bit more. Crazy but true, life on Earth can't exist without poo! Starting with human sewage then moving on to animal poo, this surprisingly charming lift-the-flap book explores what happens when we flush, what animal toilets look like, why animals don't need to flush and just how important poo is - for a myriad of fascinating (and sometimes yucky) reasons.
Book Synopsis Remind Me Again Why I Married You by : Rita Ciresi
Download or read book Remind Me Again Why I Married You written by Rita Ciresi and published by Delta. This book was released on 2003-12-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After marrying the man of her dreams, Lisa is confronted with the realities of marital bliss, motherhood, and domestic life as she deals with her husband's long office hours, boring social functions, a messy and ailing child, unfulfilling sex, and her spouse's scorn about her dream of becoming a writer. By the author of Pink Slip. Reprint.
Book Synopsis Amnesic Wife: Baby Tricks Daddy by : Chu YunEr
Download or read book Amnesic Wife: Baby Tricks Daddy written by Chu YunEr and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2019-12-29 with total page 818 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Lan Shiling, you left me just for this man? Leave our son?! " Mr. Leng, six years ago, I did not even know you. All of this was because of a conspiracy, an unexpected loss of memories, which caused the two people who were originally happy to be torn apart. Six years later, with the addition of an adorable son, where would their love and hate go? The cold and dark daddy met his adorable son.From then on, he doted on his son. Although his son's shocking act gave him a headache, he did not feel displeased even after trying many times.When the mommy appeared, his son was just like the Small Follower, defending the mommy at every turn, showing a wonderful showdown with the callous daddy.
Book Synopsis Oh Crap! Potty Training by : Jamie Glowacki
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Book Synopsis This Was Not the Plan by : Cristina Alger
Download or read book This Was Not the Plan written by Cristina Alger and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of Girls Like Us comes a “funny, bittersweet, and ultimately uplifting look” (Sarah Pekkanen) at fatherhood, love, and family life. Charlie Goldwyn’s life hasn’t exactly gone according to plan. Widowerhood at thirty-three and twelve-hour workdays have left a gap in his relationship with his quirky five-year-old son, Caleb, whose obsession with natural disasters and penchant for girls’ clothing have made him something of a loner at his preschool. The only thing Charlie has going for him is his job at a prestigious law firm, where he is finally close to becoming a partner. But when a slight lapse in judgment at an office party leaves him humiliatingly unemployed, stuck at home with Caleb for the summer, and forced to face his own estranged father, Charlie starts to realize that there’s more to fatherhood than financially providing for his son, and more to being a son than overtaking his father’s successes. At turns heartbreaking and hilarious, This Was Not the Plan is a “sparkling and heartfelt” (Bookpage) story about loss and love, parenthood, and friendship, and what true work-life balance means.
Book Synopsis The Castle Cross the Magnet Carter by : Kia Corthron
Download or read book The Castle Cross the Magnet Carter written by Kia Corthron and published by Seven Stories Press. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 915 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Center for Fiction's 2016 First Novel Prize The hotly anticipated first novel by lauded playwright and The Wire TV writer Kia Corthron, The Castle Cross the Magnet Carter sweeps American history from 1941 to the twenty-first century through the lives of four men--two white brothers from rural Alabama, and two black brothers from small-town Maryland--whose journey culminates in an explosive and devastating encounter between the two families. On the eve of America's entry into World War II, in a tiny Alabama town, two brothers come of age in the shadow of the local chapter of the Klan, where Randall--a brilliant eighth-grader and the son of a sawmill worker--begins teaching sign language to his eighteen-year-old deaf and uneducated brother B.J. Simultaneously, in small-town Maryland, the sons of a Pullman Porter--gifted six-year-old Eliot and his artistic twelve-year-old brother Dwight--grow up navigating a world expanded both by a visit from civil and labor rights activist A. Philip Randolph and by the legacy of a lynched great-aunt. The four mature into men, directly confronting the fierce resistance to the early civil rights movement, and are all ultimately uprooted. Corthron's ear for dialogue, honed from years of theater work, brings to life all the major concerns and movements of America's past century through the organic growth of her marginalized characters, and embraces a quiet beauty in their everyday existences. Sharing a cultural and literary heritage with the work of Toni Morrison, Alex Haley, and Edward P. Jones, Kia Corthron's The Castle Cross the Magnet Carter is a monumental epic deftly bridging the political and the poetic, and wrought by one of America's most recently recognized treasures.
