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Bear v. Shark

Author : Chris Bachelder
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743223705
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)

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Download or read book Bear v. Shark written by Chris Bachelder and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-02-19 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So it's kind of like a parlor game, then?... The question is apparently of Ancient Eastern extraction.... It seems to be a gut thing. The answer just feels right and then you come up with reasons.... Given a relatively level playing field -- i.e., water deep enough so that a Shark could maneuver proficiently, but shallow enough so that a Bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity -- who would win in a fight between a Bear and a Shark? In this brilliant satire of our media-saturated culture, the sovereign nation of Las Vegas -- the entertainment capital of the world -- is host to Bear v. Shark II. After a disappointing loss in the first matchup between the land and the sea, the bear is back with a vengeance and out for blood. All of America is obsessed with the upcoming spectacle, so tickets are hard to come by. With an essay entitled "Bear v. Shark: A Reason to Live," young Curtis Norman wins a national writing contest and four tickets to the event. The Normans load up their SUV and embark on a road trip to Vegas. As they head cross-country, the family is besieged by a dizzying barrage of voices: television and radio personalities, public service announcements, bear and shark pundits, Freudians, theologians, and self-published authors, in addition to the Bear v. Shark fanatics, cultists, and resisters they meet at roadside gas stations and restaurants. Overwhelmed by factoids, statistics, and ten-second debates, the Normans -- along with the rest of country -- can't seem to get their facts straight, much less figure out a way to actually communicate with one another. Sound bites and verbal tics predominate; misheard, misunderstood, and just plain mistaken information is absorbed, mangled, and regurgitated to hilarious effect; and the most inane subjects -- from the disappearance of Dutch culture to the Shakespearean bias toward the bear -- are vigorously and obsessively debated. These meaningless exchanges of misinformation leave Mr. Norman disenchanted, world-weary, and ambivalent about the impending show, but the family eventually makes it to Vegas for an apocalyptic and surprisingly emotional ending. Written in quick, commercial-like segments that mirror the media it satirizes, Chris Bachelder's debut is a fiercely funny, razor-sharp novel about the odd intersection of zealotry and trivia, about the barriers to human connection in a society that values entertainment above all else. Through a clever act of novelistic subterfuge, Bachelder makes us laugh at our penchant for absurd and useless information while drawing us into a dazzling spectacle of his own imagination.

Shawn Loves Sharks

Author : Curtis Manley
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250163161
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Shawn Loves Sharks written by Curtis Manley and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shawn loves sharks. He loves their dark, blank eyes. He loves their big mouths full of sharp teeth. And he loves pretending to be a shark and chasing Stacy around the playground. Shawn loves sharks more than anything else in the world. But Predator Day at school is on Monday and Great White Shark isn't assigned to Shawn. It's assigned to...Stacy.

The Cowboy Next Door

Author : R.C. Ryan
Publisher : Forever
ISBN 13 : 1538711168
Total Pages : 359 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book The Cowboy Next Door written by R.C. Ryan and published by Forever. This book was released on 2019-02-26 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A carefree cowboy falls for his housekeeper in this sexy “page-turning” romance from a New York Times bestselling author (Nora Roberts). When cowboy Sam Monroe meets his new housekeeper, he’s struck by her beauty as well as her cooking and family-wrangling skills. If only she didn’t dislike him so much . . . The last thing Penny Cash needs is a flirtation with a wild cowboy. Sure, he's funny and sexy, but they're as different as whiskey and tea. And she'll be leaving town as soon as she finds a full-time teaching position. But when trouble comes calling, Penny will find out how serious Sam can be when it comes to protecting the woman he loves . . . Also includes the bonus novella Saved by the Cowboy by A.J. Pine! Olivia Belle has always believed in fairy tales . . . until the moment her boyfriend dropped to one knee. When Olivia speeds into Cash Hawkins' town like a modern-day Cinderella in a ball gown and glass slippers, Cash's careful existence is thrown for a loop. Olivia could be his happily

Join In

Author : Donald R. Gallo
Publisher : Laurel Leaf
ISBN 13 : 0307779394
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Join In written by Donald R. Gallo and published by Laurel Leaf. This book was released on 2011-03-30 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are seventeen original short stories that reflect young adults' views on friendships and prejudice, expectations and disappointments, and connections and confrontations.

I'm Gonna Like Me

Author : Jamie Lee Curtis
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062282492
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book I'm Gonna Like Me written by Jamie Lee Curtis and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times bestselling team of Jamie Lee Curtis and Laura Cornell, creators of Today I Feel Silly and Where Do Balloons Go?, comes I’m Gonna Like Me, a funny and moving celebration of self-esteem and loving the skin you’re in. Celebrate liking yourself! Through alternating points of view, a girl's and a boy's, Jamie Lee Curtis's triumphant text and Laura Cornell's lively artwork show kids that the key to feeling good is liking yourself because you are you. A book to rejoice in and share, I'm Gonna Like Me will have kids letting off some self-esteem in no time!

Kurt and Captain Annie

Author : J.R. Hargrove
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312165731
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (121 download)

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Download or read book Kurt and Captain Annie written by J.R. Hargrove and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-05-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: School baseball hero, Kurt Kelton, immediately befriends the new girl in town...and soon develops a crush on her. But Annie isn't interested in crushes, or boys for that matter. She's an amazing athlete. So amazing that Kurt invites her to try out for the boy's school baseball team. Well, the boys are in for a rude awakening. Annie is good. So good that she's better than all of them. So what's a school to do when their best athlete is a girl? Easy. They make her captain.

Art Therapy Activities for Kids

Author : Erica Curtis LMFT, ATR-BC
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1685391133
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Art Therapy Activities for Kids written by Erica Curtis LMFT, ATR-BC and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-08-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Build social-emotional skills with art therapy activities for kids ages 6 to 9 Making art is a great way for kids to sort through their emotions and learn how to solve problems in creative ways. This standout choice among art therapy books for kids is filled with activities for you and your child, whether you're looking for a fun weekend activity with high social-emotional value or you need in-the-moment strategies for resolving conflict. Together, you'll learn how to harness the power of art to soothe worries, get organized, ease transitions, and much more! Lots of ways to get creative—Explore projects organized by artform: drawing and painting, building and sculpting, cutting and pasting, dancing and music making, and acting and storytelling. Art therapy activities made easy—Each activity includes a list of materials, step-by-step instructions, and helpful tips. Keep an eye out for discussion questions to inspire deeper conversations with your child! Simple materials—There's no need to buy fancy or expensive materials for these activities! You might even have most of them on hand, like paper, pens, construction paper, and a device to play music. Encourage good behavior and help your child thrive with Art Therapy Activities for Kids!

Shhh! This Book is Sleeping

Author : Cedric Ramadier
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0553539043
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Shhh! This Book is Sleeping written by Cedric Ramadier and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-01-12 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hold this book gently because it’s very sleepy! A mouse inside the pages invites you to read the book a bedtime story, tuck it in with a cozy blanket, and give it a hug and a kiss. Oh, and don’t forget to ask whether it brushed its teeth and went pee-pee! Then turn off the light. There. Shhh! This book is sleeping! Fans of Press Here and The Monster at the End of This Book will enjoy coaxing the very book they’re holding to go to sleep.

A Thing (or Two) About Curtis and Camilla

Author : Nick Fowler
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307424537
Total Pages : 418 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book A Thing (or Two) About Curtis and Camilla written by Nick Fowler and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the moment her daschund humped his leg on a Soho street, aspiring rock star/subway performer Curtis Birnbaum knew he was a goner. He sensed Camilla was a woman who would equally inspire and terrify him. And, miraculously, his ploys for her affection work. With the addition of Camilla to his life, the only thing he lacks for complete happiness is that elusive record deal (and some health insurance). But then, ominously, Camilla begins to slip away. In this daring East Village love story, Nick Fowler gives us a hero who is completely honest about his heartbreak. We root for Curtis as he bottoms out and blunders his way through a series of hilarious misadventures--from a nude modeling stint, to a regretable steam room incident at Crunch gym, to a destination he has only dreamed of: the top floor of Worldwide Plaza where the record moguls preside. Through it all, Curtis remains determined to win back Camilla. Delightfully quirky and unexpectedly poignant, A Thing (or Two) about Curtis and Camilla conjures a tale about the price of love that is as true as it is hysterical.

The Message of Curtis

Author : James R. Marquiss
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477116338
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Download or read book The Message of Curtis written by James R. Marquiss and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Message of Curtis is a message of hope and love. The story is written in two parts. Part one,´The Mirror", is a story about a man named Steve that is forced to deal with the influence of evil in his life, as well as gaining a second chance in love. Towards the end of the story, he meets and is given aide by an angel from God. Curtis helps Steve in more ways than one. Part two is entitled "Gabriel-the storm of storms" This story is about Chris, the son of Steve who is a talent scout for a large music company in New Orleans. He meets Curtis and feels that he has discovered a hidden talent, only to find he has much more to share with Chris than just his musical talent, as he is an angel from God with a message. He shares this message throughout the story with Chris and others, while at the same time a major hurricane, Gabriel, is striking the states of Florida and Louisiana,

Mexican Sunsets

Author : Elle Rush
Publisher : SBD Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1988792193
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (887 download)

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Download or read book Mexican Sunsets written by Elle Rush and published by SBD Entertainment. This book was released on with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When tourist extraordinaire Dena Thompson spots Curtis Schuster in the airport, she picks him as her vacation project. The poor guy is wearing a button-down shirt on the flight to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico; the uptight geek obviously needs her help to loosen up. All Curtis wants is a quiet week on the resort. Although the nutty blonde keeps inviting him on her outings – to a tequila factory, on a dinner cruise – he keeps turning her down. However, his refusals have a cost, and every time he stays behind, disaster strikes. When he finally does go out with her, Curtis discovers that having adventures is fun when Dena is involved. But by the time he realizes this, they only have a couple days left. Will their vacation romance last once they get home?

Votes & Proceedings

Author : New South Wales. Parliament. Legislative Council
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1668 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Votes & Proceedings written by New South Wales. Parliament. Legislative Council and published by . This book was released on 1895 with total page 1668 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Rowing for My Life

Author : Kathleen Saville
Publisher : Skyhorse
ISBN 13 : 162872689X
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (287 download)

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Download or read book Rowing for My Life written by Kathleen Saville and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Cheryl Strayed's Wild, one's woman's transformational journey rowing across the savage sea—twice. Just out of college, newly wed, and set up with her husband Curt in a small town in New York, Kathleen Saville quickly realized that an ordinary life working for a better used car and a home with a mortgage would never satisfy her thirst for freedom and adventure. The year before, she and Curt had retraced Henry David Thoreau's canoe journey through the Maine Woods, and both were veteran rowers. Inspired, she suggested that they row across the Atlantic Ocean. Returning to her hometown, living on a shoestring, they built their own twenty-five-foot ocean rowboat. They set out from Morocco and, tested by adverse currents, gales, and their own inexperience, accomplished the near impossible. Three years later, while they attempted to row across the Pacific, Curt was washed overboard and lost their sextant—their only means of navigation. Now, besides confronting fatigue, storms, sharks, and deadly reefs, they had to find a way to avoid becoming lost at sea and succumbing to starvation. Their ordeal in completing their crossing exposed the fissures in their marriage, and in this and subsequent adventures, Kathleen was forced to confront the difference between courage and foolhardiness. Cinematic, suspenseful, heartbreaking, and ultimately triumphant, her story of an unraveling marriage is also the account of finding her true self amid the life-and-death challenges at sea. “It is easier to sail many thousand miles through cold and storm and cannibals, in a government ship, with five hundred men and boys to assist one, than it is to explore the private sea, the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean of one's being alone.”—Henry David Thoreau

House Documents, Otherwise Publ. as Executive Documents

Author : United States. Congress. House
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book House Documents, Otherwise Publ. as Executive Documents written by United States. Congress. House and published by . This book was released on with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Register of the Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the United States Navy and Marine Corps

Author : United States. Navy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1506 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Register of the Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the United States Navy and Marine Corps written by United States. Navy and published by . This book was released on 1938 with total page 1506 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Register of Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the United States Navy and Marine Corps and Reserve Officers on Active Duty

Author : United States. Bureau of Naval Personnel
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book Register of Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the United States Navy and Marine Corps and Reserve Officers on Active Duty written by United States. Bureau of Naval Personnel and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Register of the Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the Navy of the United States and of the Marine Corps

Author : United States. Bureau of Naval Personnel
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 632 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Register of the Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the Navy of the United States and of the Marine Corps written by United States. Bureau of Naval Personnel and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 632 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: