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Book Synopsis Crazy Things Parents Text by : Wayne Miltz
Download or read book Crazy Things Parents Text written by Wayne Miltz and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MOM: did you spill ice on the floor? DAUGHTER: it was an accident. MOM: so were you. Whether it is a dad not knowing how to work the phone or trying to sound "hip," a mom accidentally sending a "sext" to her own son, or parents posing a clever retort that puts their kid in his place, parents and their kids send each other the craziest texts. Crazy Things Parents Text features the best all-new user submitted parent texts from the web sensation, www.crazythingsparentstext.com. Inside you'll find countless hours of LOL, LMFAO, and WTF across hundreds of hilarious texts. And remember kids, keep texting. And parents, keep texting crazy things. We love it, and it makes us love you more.
Book Synopsis When Parents Text by : Lauren Kaelin
Download or read book When Parents Text written by Lauren Kaelin and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Complies some web entries with new, unpublished material and organized the entries into categories, including birthdays, entertainment, and parental wisdom.
Book Synopsis When Parents Text by : Sophia Fraioli
Download or read book When Parents Text written by Sophia Fraioli and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of insanely funny texts between parents and kids, When Parents Text is a surprisingly affecting window into the complicated time when parents aren’t ready to let go, and kids aren’t ready to be let go. The parents are well-meaning but hopeless, silly and a little corny, and befuddled by the technology. The kids are bewildered yet patient: the perfect straight man. And the authors, two recent college graduates, Lauren Kaelin and Sophia Fraioli, have an unerring editorial instinct to select the funniest, sweetest, quirkiest, most-telling exchanges. There’s the revelatory: Mom: My fingers are saying words. This is amazing. The virtual scolding:Dad: I will deal with your sassy behavior when I get home. Meanwhile have some fiber. The autofill-challenged: Mom: dig up some tadpoles on ur way homo. Me: ummm, what? Mom: It autocorrected me. I mean to say dig up some tadpoles on ur way homo. (4 minutes later) Mom: PICK UP SOME TAMPONS ON YOUR WAY HOME. The manically inappropriate:Mom: Woo Hoo—Ruth died, you know Uncle Lyman’s wife, BUT I have your Braves tickets and check on the table!! And the downright inexplicable:Dad: You could poop your pants in the yankee candle store and no one would know. Launched as a website just last year, www.whenparentstext.com is a phenomenon. It receives 300,000 to 500,000 page views a day, with features in The Huffington Post, Entertainment Weekly, College Humor, and more. When Parents Text includes the best of texts from the website, plus more than 50 percent all-new material never before published. Includes an emoticon glossary and 16-page color insert of MMS texts— multimedia messaging service, aka, bizarre photos from mom and dad. It’s the perfect gift for every text-savvy kid to give to his or her parents.
Book Synopsis Parents Do the Weirdest Things! by : Louise Tondreau Levert
Download or read book Parents Do the Weirdest Things! written by Louise Tondreau Levert and published by Saint-Lambert, Quebec : Dominique & Friends. This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just what do parents do when their kids aren't around? Really weird things. Incredibly weird and funny things!
Book Synopsis Funny Things My Kid Said by : The Parents
Download or read book Funny Things My Kid Said written by The Parents and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-22 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kid's say the funniest things, so create a lasting record of all the weird and wonderful your child says in this parents journal. Full of blank pages to fill with your personal memories.
Book Synopsis Funny Things My Kids Say by : Omi Kech
Download or read book Funny Things My Kids Say written by Omi Kech and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy the experience of children growing up with this handy book to collect all the memorable things your child will come out with when you least expect it!Outrageous, poignant, or bitingly wittythe things our children say always offer an unexpected glimpse into a world that is all their own.An instant family keepsake, this journal allows parents to record and remember the silly, surprisingly insightful, and downright hilarious things that their kids say.handy size 6x9 inch 109 Pages.
Download or read book Grown and Flown written by Lisa Heffernan and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PARENTING NEVER ENDS. From the founders of the #1 site for parents of teens and young adults comes an essential guide for building strong relationships with your teens and preparing them to successfully launch into adulthood The high school and college years: an extended roller coaster of academics, friends, first loves, first break-ups, driver’s ed, jobs, and everything in between. Kids are constantly changing and how we parent them must change, too. But how do we stay close as a family as our lives move apart? Enter the co-founders of Grown and Flown, Lisa Heffernan and Mary Dell Harrington. In the midst of guiding their own kids through this transition, they launched what has become the largest website and online community for parents of fifteen to twenty-five year olds. Now they’ve compiled new takeaways and fresh insights from all that they’ve learned into this handy, must-have guide. Grown and Flown is a one-stop resource for parenting teenagers, leading up to—and through—high school and those first years of independence. It covers everything from the monumental (how to let your kids go) to the mundane (how to shop for a dorm room). Organized by topic—such as academics, anxiety and mental health, college life—it features a combination of stories, advice from professionals, and practical sidebars. Consider this your parenting lifeline: an easy-to-use manual that offers support and perspective. Grown and Flown is required reading for anyone looking to raise an adult with whom you have an enduring, profound connection.
Book Synopsis W. T. F. by : Black & White Publishing
Download or read book W. T. F. written by Black & White Publishing and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When parents get hold of a mobile phone for the first time, the results can be hilarious. Now, in WTF: Why Parents Should Never Text, the extent of their unbelievable lack of street cred is fully exposed. This laugh-out-loud collection will make you laugh until you cry, either just because they're hilariously funny or, more tragically, because you know someone just like this. It's time to share their funniest bits with the world!
Book Synopsis More S#*t People Text by : Russel Jackson
Download or read book More S#*t People Text written by Russel Jackson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-09-06 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You asked for it and now you've got it! Volume 2 of the extremely popular S#*t People Text series is HERE and it is serving up even more bigger laughs than its predecessor! So what is this series of books about you ask? Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication these days and you won't believe how some people abuse the privilege. But no worries, that's exactly why this book exists - to show you the gloriously hilarious things that can happen when modern technology meets modern (yet confounded) humans. Whether it's clueless parents who don't know how to use their smartphones (comedy gold!), or bored, yet clever teens who want to mess around with their friends, this book does not discriminate. If it is real, if it is bizarre, and most importantly, it s#*t-in-your-pants funny, then this book has it! Here are just some of the many gems you will find inside: Son: "Mom, stop, you are not funny. You can't make jokes." Mom: "But, I made you...?" --------------------------------------------------------- Girlfriend: "I hate you. I don't ever want to see you again." Boyfriend: "Thank god." Girlfriend: "Your an idiot." Boyfriend: "**You're" --------------------------------------------------------- Mom: "What does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean? Child: "I dont know, love you, talk to you later." Mom: "Okay, I'll ask your sister." So "treat-yo-self" to a good laugh, a good time, and a brighter day right now! You deserve it! Parents take caution - this book contains humor that is NOT suitable for children.
Book Synopsis S#*t People Text by : Russel Jackson
Download or read book S#*t People Text written by Russel Jackson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-09-06 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need a really, REALLY good laugh? If so, then you've come to the right place my friend. Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication these days and you won't believe how some people abuse the privilege. But no worries, that's exactly why this book exists - to show you the gloriously hilarious things that can happen when modern technology meets modern (yet confounded) humans. Whether it's clueless parents who don't know how to use their smartphones (comedy gold!), or bored, yet clever teens that want to mess around with their friends, this book does not discriminate. If it is real, if it is bizarre, and most importantly, it s#*t-in-your-pants funny, then this book has it! Here are just a few of the gems you will find inside: Son: "Hey Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you said 'no butter for a week?'" Father: "Yeah?" Son: "And when I killed that honeybee you said 'no honey for a week?'" Father: "Yeah, that was a month ago, so what?" Son: "Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?" Father: "..." -------------------------------------------------------- Friend 1: “What's your street name?” Friend 2: “Lil Marco” Friend 1: “You live on a street named Lil Marco?” Friend 2: “….oh, you wanted me street address?” So "treat-yo-self" to a good laugh, a good time, and a brighter day! You deserve it! Parents take caution - this book contains humor that is NOT suitable for children.
Book Synopsis Funny Things My Kids Say: a Journal for Parents to Write Down the Cute and Funny Things Your Children-Notebook for Mom Or Dad by : Kidos things
Download or read book Funny Things My Kids Say: a Journal for Parents to Write Down the Cute and Funny Things Your Children-Notebook for Mom Or Dad written by Kidos things and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-06 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Journal for Parents to write down the cute and funny things your children.♥ ★ Notebook / Journal Gift ★100 Pages / 6*9 ★ Soft Cover / Matte Finish
Book Synopsis Text Me, Love Mom by : Candace Allan
Download or read book Text Me, Love Mom written by Candace Allan and published by . This book was released on 2014-08 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an age where our kids are helicopter parented and bubble wrapped, this mother of four isn't looking forward to her four talented, artistic children leaving the family home. Bubble after protective bubble bursts as her troupe queues up and flies off to distant places. Candace Allan attempts to iparent from afar through sometimes turbulent, sometimes funny, and always curious new times. Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest is a heartfelt ode to learning how to let go when all you want is to hang on tight. "Witty and candid, wise with an optimistic lean - Candace Allan's memoir is back-up for anyone whose fledglings are finding inventive ways to leave the nest. A pleasure to read." - Fred Stenson, humorist for Alberta Views Magazine and author of Who By Fire
Book Synopsis My Dad Thinks He's Funny by : Katrina Germein
Download or read book My Dad Thinks He's Funny written by Katrina Germein and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.
Download or read book Texts from Dog written by October Jones and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2012 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.
Download or read book Screenwise written by Devorah Heitner and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Screenwise offers a realistic and optimistic perspective on how to thoughtfully guide kids in the digital age. Many parents feel that their kids are addicted, detached, or distracted because of their digital devices. Media expert Devorah Heitner, however, believes that technology offers huge potential to our children-if parents help them. Using the foundation of their own values and experiences, parents and educators can learn about the digital world to help set kids up for a lifetime of success in a world fueled by technology. Screenwise is a guide to understanding more about what it is like for children to grow up with technology, and to recognizing the special challenges-and advantages-that contemporary kids and teens experience thanks to this level of connection. In it, Heitner presents practical parenting "hacks": quick ideas that you can implement today that will help you understand and relate to your digital native. The book will empower parents to recognize that the wisdom that they have gained throughout their lives is a relevant and urgently needed supplement to their kid's digital savvy, and help them develop skills for managing the new challenges of parenting. Based on real-life stories from other parents and Heitner's wealth of knowledge on the subject, Screenwise teaches parents what they need to know in order to raise responsible digital citizens.
Download or read book Text Fails written by Liam Komik and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-08 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a book that will make you laugh, cringe, and shake your head in disbelief, this is it! Are you ready to laugh your head off with the best, super funny text fails? F ** K stupid autocorrect! Come on, admit it, how many times has it happened to you too? And maybe it also created some problems for you... but, trust me, it gets worse. There is the man who sent a message to his wife which was for his lover, who tried to contact his lover for a stealth meeting and instead sent the message to his son who, for his silence, has earned money, a PlayStation, or even a scooter. Who sends messages to the wrong number and receives epic replies? And when you're drunk ... have you ever tried to text? These are perhaps the most beautiful messages. Some say they drove home drunk but were actually holding a paper plate. Find out what happened to them all by reading the book, I don't want to spoil the surprise. Other super funny messages are those from tinder. When you are looking for love or a simple f**k you invent absurd things. Ahahahaha... do you want to know what this refers to? Then there are the wrong messages from parents. Like that of the mother who tells her daughter that she just bought a DILDO... are we sure? Ahahaha! In this book, you'll find tons of epically failed messages to read and share with your friends and family and to laugh about out loud. Find failed messages sent from moms, dads, boyfriends, on tinder, when drunk, to wrong numbers, and caused by the automatic autocorrect Ready to laugh at some of the best-failed texts ever?Scroll up, click on 'Buy Now with 1-Click, ' and Get Your Copy
Book Synopsis Weird Parenting Wins by : Hillary Frank
Download or read book Weird Parenting Wins written by Hillary Frank and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unconventional--yet effective--parenting strategies, carefully curated by the creator of the popular podcast The Longest Shortest Time Some of the best parenting advice that Hillary Frank ever received did not come from parenting experts, but from friends and podcast listeners who acted on a whim, often in moments of desperation. These "weird parenting wins" were born of moments when the expert advice wasn't working, and instead of freaking out, these parents had a stroke of genius. For example, there's the dad who pig-snorted in his baby's ear to get her to stop crying, and the mom who made a "flat daddy" out of cardboard and sat it at the dinner table when her kids were missing their deployed military father. Every parent and kid is unique, and as we get to know our kids, we can figure out what makes them tick. Because this is an ongoing process, Weird Parenting Wins covers children of all ages, ranging in topics from "The Art of Getting Your Kid to Act Like a Person" (on hygiene, potty training, and manners) to "The Art of Getting Your Kid to Tell You Things" (because eventually, they're going to be tight-lipped). You may find that someone else's weird parenting win works for you, or you might be inspired to try something new the next time you're stuck in a parenting rut. Or maybe you'll just get a good laugh out of the mom who got her kid to try beets because...it might turn her poop pink.
