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Crap Kitchen

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Robinson
ISBN 13 : 1472136829
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (721 download)

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Download or read book Crap Kitchen written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2015-11-19 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The worst cookbook ever, packed with truly bizarre and utterly disgusting recipes from all over the world Ever since humankind produced its first foodie, the culinary world has dished up some staggering confections which could best be described as 'acquired tastes': dishes such as Virgin Boy Eggs (eggs soaked in the urine of prepubescent boys); live octopus, which clutches at the diner's tongue and throat as it is swallowed; and Beard Beer, made from the yeast found in facial hair. In northern Greenland, the Inuit are fond of cramming as many as 500 dead auks (small sea birds) into an old seal skin which they place under a large rock until the birds have fermented into what has rightly been described as a 'sticky, pungent, toxic, cheesy gloop'. Kiviak, as it is called, is eaten by biting off the birds' heads and sucking out the juices. The mighty Roman Empire was built on such delicacies as larks' tongues, stuffed thrush, boiled flamingo and grilled cow's womb, while the Tudors loved nothing more than a roast cockenthrice: the head and upper body of a pig carefully stitched onto the lower body and legs of a turkey. Today, for those with an adventurous mindset and a robust life insurance policy, there is no shortage of nauseating local delicacies to enjoy. In China, not only is tuna eyeball on the menu, but also yak penis (served whole). In Vietnam, one can enjoy the still-beating heart of a freshly-killed snake; in Iceland, raw puffin heart. In the Philippines, there is duck embryo to be had - like a Kinder Surprise . . . only containing a dead foetus instead of a toy. In Sardinia, they like nothing more than a nice bit of maggot-infested cheese; and the favourite tipple of Korean foodies is Ttongsul, a wine made from the fermented faeces of a child. Bon appetit!

Crap Hound No. 9: Sex & Kitchen Gadgets

Author : Sean Tejarachi
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781954070073
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Crap Hound No. 9: Sex & Kitchen Gadgets written by Sean Tejarachi and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-05 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness

Author : Sean Tejaratchi
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781627310857
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book The Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness written by Sean Tejaratchi and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unhappiness stalks us all, from that first painful slap in the delivery room to the final sorrow of a graveside service. Rather than attempt to alleviate or rise above life's trauma, the Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness instead enthusiastically catalogues popular culture s attempts to illustrate, channel and finally exploit our anxieties. Between a brief introduction and the end credits, the Crap Hound Big Book of Unhappiness is pure vintage 20th century imagery, carefully collected from old catalogues, advertising, obscure books, and found ephemera.

Crap

Author : Wendy A. Woloson
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022666449X
Total Pages : 405 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book Crap written by Wendy A. Woloson and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crap. We all have it. Filling drawers. Overflowing bins and baskets. Proudly displayed or stuffed in boxes in basements and garages. Big and small. Metal, fabric, and a whole lot of plastic. So much crap. Abundant cheap stuff is about as American as it gets. And it turns out these seemingly unimportant consumer goods offer unique insights into ourselves—our values and our desires. In Crap: A History of Cheap Stuff in America, Wendy A. Woloson takes seriously the history of objects that are often cynically-made and easy to dismiss: things not made to last; things we don't really need; things we often don't even really want. Woloson does not mock these ordinary, everyday possessions but seeks to understand them as a way to understand aspects of ourselves, socially, culturally, and economically: Why do we—as individuals and as a culture—possess these things? Where do they come from? Why do we want them? And what is the true cost of owning them? Woloson tells the history of crap from the late eighteenth century up through today, exploring its many categories: gadgets, knickknacks, novelty goods, mass-produced collectibles, giftware, variety store merchandise. As Woloson shows, not all crap is crappy in the same way—bric-a-brac is crappy in a different way from, say, advertising giveaways, which are differently crappy from commemorative plates. Taking on the full brilliant and depressing array of crappy material goods, the book explores the overlooked corners of the American market and mindset, revealing the complexity of our relationship with commodity culture over time. By studying crap rather than finely made material objects, Woloson shows us a new way to truly understand ourselves, our national character, and our collective psyche. For all its problems, and despite its disposability, our crap is us.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501122991
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Skinny Bastard

Author : Rory Freedman
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0786748893
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book Skinny Bastard written by Rory Freedman and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2009-04-28 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For every Skinny Bitch, there's a kick-ass man just as eager to take control of his weight and health. The New York Times bestselling authors now share their tips for turning Dad bods into Skinny Bastards. What's good for the bitch is good for the bastard. Hundreds of thousands of women have been inspired to "use their head" and get real about the food they eat after reading the best-selling manifesto Skinny Bitch. But it turns out some men have been reading over their girlfriends' shoulders. Professional athletes such as Milwaukee Brewers' Prince Fielder and the Dallas Mavericks' Jerry Stackhouse have adopted a whole new eating plan because of the book. Now authors Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin think it's time for the guys to have a book of their own. In Skinny Bastard, they'll explain why the macho "meat and potatoes" diet is total crap, why having a gut is un-cool (and a turn-off), and how to get buff on the right foods. Eating well shouldn't be a "girlie" thing-and the Bitches will whip any man into shape with their straight-talk, sound guidance, and locker room language.

Crap at My Parents' House

Author : Joel Dovev
Publisher : ABRAMS
ISBN 13 : 1613121849
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Crap at My Parents' House written by Joel Dovev and published by ABRAMS. This book was released on 2011-09-02 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated celebration of the trinkets and tchotchkes that accumulate over a lifetime—and turn ordinary family homes into weird museums . . . Deer-hoof bottle openers. Grizzly bear toilet paper holders. A copy of Sports Illustrated from 1983 with Hulk Hogan on the cover. You never know what you might find lurking at your parents’ house. Standup comic and blogger Joel Dovev has made it his personal quest to compile a catalog of the useless, tacky, and utterly bizarre items that moms and dads not only acquire in the first place, but refuse to throw out, all for reasons unbeknownst to their kids. If you’ve ever helped with cleaning and organizing efforts—or just opened up a junk drawer or a box in the basement during a visit home—you’re sure to recognize the feeling of stumbling across treasures such as these and asking yourself, “Why?” Packed with photos and humorous observations, Crap at My Parents’ House is a very special journey sure to provoke a mixture of tender nostalgia . . . and head-shaking bafflement.

Holy Crap

Author : David Hines
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456864505
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)

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Download or read book Holy Crap written by David Hines and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-03-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “We should start our own religion.” One simple sentence, one really bad idea. But to chronic underachievers Danny Welles and Walter James, starting a new religion sounded like the best idea they'd ever had. Those six little words would inspire them to write their own dogma, ensnare a gullible Hollywood star to be their spokesman, hijack the nation’s highest-rated TV talk show and create the Church of OK, a religion based on “positivity and permissiveness” that would fuel a media firestorm rocketing them to fame – and infamy. Holy Crap is a funny, satirical look at our modern culture, following its characters as they take on religion, Hollywood, television, the tabloids and each other with the goal to enrich lives – as well as their own bank accounts. It’s a journey filled with religious zealots, 7-Eleven hot dogs, Caddyshack as a Christian allegory, Kama Sutra with cats, a certain amount of substance abuse, and heartfelt sex on playground equipment.

Crap Dates

Author : Rhodri Marsden
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 184983881X
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (498 download)

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Download or read book Crap Dates written by Rhodri Marsden and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-02 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In August this year, inspired by a particularly horrendous date he'd just had and fed up with the trials of single life, journalist and author Rhodri Marsden invited his Twitter followers to send in their worst ever dating experiences (in 140 characters or less, of course). The result was astonishing. Within hours Rhodri was flooded with 1000s of crazy, shocking and hilarious true stories of dating disasters. And as the word spread, people all over the world began to submit their calamitous experiences, sending Rhodri's Tweet viral and attracting the attention of newspapers, TV shows and online magazines drawn to this incredible story. Crap Dates is the best from Rhodri's hilarious collection of real-life dating howlers, and is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone who has ever had a bad date . . . everyone: AdeleLBamber: He drank A LOT & talked about his sister A LOT. I left & he phoned +20 times. Last voicemail was him singing Billy Ocean at 4am. emilyhill1982: Told him I liked reading, he said he wanted to burn all libraries and then talked about football for hours. I hid in the loo. Abzbyrne: I had one who turned up, on a warm summer evening, in a huge arran jumper because he thought I'd like that being Irish.

Crap Souvenirs

Author : Doug Lansky
Publisher : Perigee Books
ISBN 13 : 9780399537653
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (376 download)

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Download or read book Crap Souvenirs written by Doug Lansky and published by Perigee Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the Signspotting series casts a gimlet eye on unfortunate souvenirs from around the worldNfrom the kitschy and crude to the downright creepy.

Thug Kitchen 101

Author : Thug Kitchen
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 1623366348
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (233 download)

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Download or read book Thug Kitchen 101 written by Thug Kitchen and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creators of the New York Times bestselling cookbook series Thug Kitchen are back to deliver you the sorta gentle, but always hilarious shove you need to take the leap into healthy eating. Thug Kitchen 101 includes more than 100 easy and accessible recipes to give you a solid start toward a better diet. TK holds your hand and explains ingredients from chickpeas to nooch so you'll feel confident knowing exactly what the f*ck you're cooking. This kickass vegan kitchen primer also serves up health benefits and nutrition statistics to remind everyone, from curious newbies to health nuts, how a plant-based lifestyle benefits our bodies, minds, environment, and our pocketbooks. THAT'S RIGHT. EAT GREEN, SAVE GREEN. So scared of commitment you can't even dedicate some time to cook? Thug Kitchen's here to fix that sh*t: All recipes in TK 101 are guaranteed to be faster than delivery, so you can whip up some tasty meals with simple ingredients regardless of when you stumbled home from work. You're too damn important to be eating garbage, so TK has made it easy to take care of #1: you. No needless nonsense or preachy bullsh*t. Just delicious, healthy, homemade food for all the full-time hustlers out there. "Thug Kitchen backs up its bluster with good, solid recipes."--New York Times "Funny, self-aware, and full of delicious-looking recipes that I want to make right this second." --Epicurious.com "F*cking delicious."--Popsugar.com

Cut the Crap

Author : Lawrence Enright
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462816800
Total Pages : 75 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book Cut the Crap written by Lawrence Enright and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-05-13 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.

Selling Your Crap Online

Author : Caleb Lnenicka
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 147725689X
Total Pages : 101 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Selling Your Crap Online written by Caleb Lnenicka and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-09-05 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are the kind of person who likes to sell stuff on Craigslist, but hates having to deal with the stupid people who shop on Craigslist, then this book is your humorous Craiglist guide. If you are the kind of person who just wants to read some really stupid stuff and laugh, then this book is your escape from reality. This is the true story of one man's quest to sell off virtually everything he owned on Craigslist within 2 months. Being that this man lived a minimalist lifestyle...for the most part, he was selling his wife's stuff on Craigslist (in many cases without her knowledge). Dive into the drama and action in this fun-filled tear-jerker of a book. The author has truly found the secrets to Craigslist. Fortunately for everyone, he isn't hoarding this information...but rather sharing it with whoever wants to read it. Just read what an NFL star is saying about this book: "I haven't been this excited about anything since hitting 4 field goals in a row at practice...and Coach was right there to see them, I mean, RIGHT there." - Rian Lindell, Placekicker - Buffalo Bills

Crap - the Dirty Dozen of the Republican Party

Author : Ron Peeples
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1477288457
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Crap - the Dirty Dozen of the Republican Party written by Ron Peeples and published by Author House. This book was released on 2012-12-14 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a political satire about the Republican Party. It is meant to be amusing but it contains facts about the Republican Party that will directly impact middle class and poor people in a negative way. I hope readers will enjoy this book, and please get out and exercise your right to vote.

The Complete Patter

Author : Michael Munro
Publisher : Birlinn
ISBN 13 : 0857907212
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (579 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Patter written by Michael Munro and published by Birlinn. This book was released on 2013-10-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a baldy clue as to who the bears and junglies are? Confused by the thought of some cheekywatter from your cargo? Fancy a day out at Fort Weetabix? Or would you rather settle down with some swedgers? After all, you don't want to be a stank dodger. Confused? You need this book. Michael Munro has won the eternal gratitude of Glaswegians for his efforts in popularising their city's dialect, universally known as the 'patter'. This book is the most extensive collection of this rich and expressive language ever made. Often hilarious, sometimes coarse (but never dull!), good knowledge of the patter is the key to understanding Glasgow and its inhabitants.

Cut the Crap & Move To Costa Rica

Author : Steve Page
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780999350638
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (56 download)

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Download or read book Cut the Crap & Move To Costa Rica written by Steve Page and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-23 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This "How-to" guide contains information about the process of moving internationally, specifically to Costa Rica. The basics of what people need to know during the first two years after relocating are covered. Several topics are discussed-Schools, Banking, Housing, Work, and Transportation to name a few. In addition, the authors share stories of their personal experiences and insights about the process of relocation to the tropical paradise of Costa Rica. Tips give the insider information that helps smooth the process for re-locators. For those choosing the Tamarindo area, Recommendations are given for various businesses, restaurants, and professionals. Includes useful:¿ Tables¿ Equations¿ Websites

The Holy Book of C.R.A.P.

Author : LATE MR. FAROKH K.DORDI
Publisher : Notion Press
ISBN 13 : 1948352486
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (483 download)

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Download or read book The Holy Book of C.R.A.P. written by LATE MR. FAROKH K.DORDI and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2018-02-26 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Holy Book of C.R.A.P.is a compilation of humorous articles written by Farokh Keki Dordi for The Parsi Times,a weekly newspaper. On the request of his followers, he decided to compile his collection of articles into a book. The book is all about a small Parsi family living an average middle-class livelihood and the day-to-day issues of daily survival they faced. It talks about their gratitude and their habit of always saying thanks to God for blessing them with whatever they have until, one fine day, Gustad, the protagonist, and his family get to meet God. That’s when the journey of God and Gustad begins. The book delivers some important lessons of life in a light-hearted and humorous manner that is sure to bring a smile onto your face.