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Book Synopsis Cow Boogers and Other Stories by : Frankie Chocolate
Download or read book Cow Boogers and Other Stories written by Frankie Chocolate and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cow boogers is a collection of short stories full of amusing observations in space and time. The title story is a true one. I narrowly escaped a fate worse than death at the hands of my sadistic older brother.
Book Synopsis Each Booger Is Unique (Probably Not a Book for the Squeamish) by : S. Knotz
Download or read book Each Booger Is Unique (Probably Not a Book for the Squeamish) written by S. Knotz and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parents love all the off-the-wall questions kids ask that put us on the spot, and this not-for-the-squeamish book will help you tackle an often sticky subject (pun intended). Whether helping your little one get through a cold or understanding better one of the icky symptoms a sick friend or sibling is experiencing, our hand sketched booger farm will draw giggles from young and old. Features a special "Booger Facts" section at the end to help explain to your little one the purpose of boogers. Be sure to get our companion coloring book so your child can draw and decorate their own unique boogers! About Booger Books by S.Knotz: We all know someone who never outgrew their 5th Grade sense of humor. Whether that's you or someone you know, we have got just the thing to please. Whether a gag gift or for the true Booger Enthusiast, there is an abundance of boogers adorning the pages of our creations with plenty of room to add more of your own. Having trouble getting your kids to do their homework? Make homework fun with one of our many choices of Booger Books notebooks today. With 110 snot-covered lined pages in each, there's plenty of room for writing, doing math, writing Booger Superhero stories and more. Your child's teacher will be happy your child is finally doing homework willingly. And at the end of the day, if you've managed to gross out just one person while enjoying our Booger Books, job well done!
Book Synopsis The Night Bird Cantata and Other Stories by : Donald Rawley
Download or read book The Night Bird Cantata and Other Stories written by Donald Rawley and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful and moving coming-of-age novella and stories from the author of Slow Dance on the Fault Line.
Book Synopsis Boogers, Witches, and Haints: Appalachian Ghost Stories by : Foxfire Fund, Inc.
Download or read book Boogers, Witches, and Haints: Appalachian Ghost Stories written by Foxfire Fund, Inc. and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2011-09-06 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of spine-tingling Appalachian ghost stories and tall tales passed down from generation to generation. Whether they tell of faucets that drip blood, monster catfish that lurk at the bottom of quarries, or strange lights on the mountaintop, these stories will make you--like the people who are sharing them--question what you believe. Foxfire has brought the philosophy of simple living to hundreds of thousands of readers, teaching creative self-sufficiency and preserving the stories, crafts, and customs of Appalachia. Inspiring and practical, this classic series has become an American institution. In July 2016, Vintage Shorts celebrates Foxfire's 50th Anniversary.
Book Synopsis Each Booger Is Unique (Probably Not a Coloring Book for the Squeamish) by : S Knotz
Download or read book Each Booger Is Unique (Probably Not a Coloring Book for the Squeamish) written by S Knotz and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-22 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally designed for inquisitive little ones to read and color to their heart's content, we find that our Booger Books get a huge laugh as adult gag gifts. Parents love all the off-the-wall questions kids ask that put us on the spot. With this not-for-the-squeamish coloring book, your little artist can color our hand sketched booger farm any exotic or olive drab shade in the spectrum. No judgment from us because just like every kid, every booger is unique whether pink, green, orange, glittery or wearing sunglasses. About Booger Books by S.Knotz: We all know someone who never outgrew their 5th Grade sense of humor. Whether that's you or someone you know, we have got just the thing to please. Whether a gag gift or for the true Booger Enthusiast, there is an abundance of boogers adorning the pages of our creations with plenty of room to add more of your own. Having trouble getting your kids to do their homework? Make homework fun with one of our many choices of Booger Books notebooks today. With 110 snot-covered lined pages in each, there's plenty of room for writing, doing math, writing Booger Superhero stories and more. Your child's teacher will be happy your child is finally doing homework willingly. And at the end of the day, if you've managed to gross out just one person while enjoying our Booger Books, job well done!
Book Synopsis The Very Peculiar Cow and Other Stories by : Enid Blyton
Download or read book The Very Peculiar Cow and Other Stories written by Enid Blyton and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis ONE EYED JACKS AND TRIPODS, and OTHER STORIES by : Doc Mack
Download or read book ONE EYED JACKS AND TRIPODS, and OTHER STORIES written by Doc Mack and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is to share and inform real-life experiences of a veterinary practitioner. I tell real stories of my pre-veterinary and veterinary career in the Smokey Mountains / Appalachian / East Tennessee area. Maybe too graphic for some, it is the way it has been for me as I pursued this career. I hope and intend to share heartwarming and interesting stories of people and animals-domestic and exotic. I now know the importance of the animal kingdom to us. It is simply ecological history! Our interaction with them and theirs to us can be humorous, loving, sad, traumatic, and educational-well, you know what I mean! Some of these stories are not only recording what I have experienced, but recording the history of people and animals of this area that may be lost otherwise, i.e., stories that involve coon hunting, family survival dependent on their animals, weird predicaments animals get themselves into, weird predicaments we get into treating them medically and surgically. There are even stories which would be lost if I didn't get it down on paper, like dumping outhouses in the middle of town on Halloween as good mischievous fun, murder stories deep in the mountains, to surfing on a pig's back! Snakes, coatimundis, black panthers, lemurs, cockatoos, turtles, ferrets, deer, goats, puppies, kittens, calves, foals, piglets, kids (goat and human!), raccoons, possums, tigers, potbelly pigs, flying squirrel orphans, blind dogs, deaf dogs, three-legged cats, mean mares, killer cows, spoiled iguanas, sick fish, house fire victims, abused animals, orphans-let's breathe. How funny! This menagerie of a living circus on planet earth is so abundant that it is impossible to get it down on paper or cyber. However, this is my attempt to tell you as much as I can about my veterinary experiences-funny or sad! I intend for this to be entertaining and hopefully informative, too. Through joy, pain, and suffering we learn, and we learn more and more in our interaction with our animal cousins how important we are to each other. live to learn-learn to live. LOVE TO LEARN- LEARN TO LOVE
Download or read book Boogers Are My Beat written by Dave Barry and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2003-09-23 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide. In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: • The scientific search for the world’s funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”) • RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot • Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service contracts • Elections in Florida (“You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh’”) • The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating • The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui • The choice between death and taxes And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11. Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down and the novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh. Also available as an eBook
Book Synopsis A Goat Tale and Other Stories Heard Around the Supper Table by : Glenda Price
Download or read book A Goat Tale and Other Stories Heard Around the Supper Table written by Glenda Price and published by Author House. This book was released on 2009-04-07 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Glenda Price has been presenting a slightly off-center view of country living in her "Heard Around the Supper Table" columns each week in various publications the past eight years. This is her first collection of selected columns, illustrated by Cowboy Cartoonist of the Year A-10 Etcheverry who also has a slightly off-center view of country life.
Book Synopsis Spotty the Cow and Other Stories by :
Download or read book Spotty the Cow and Other Stories written by and published by . This book was released on 1952 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A small collection of very short stories and poems about animals, pets, nature, and the outdoors.
Download or read book Billy's Booger written by William Joyce and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billy's wild imagination gets him into trouble at school, but a creative writing contest could be the perfect opportunity for him to shine.
Book Synopsis What Do You Hear When Cows Sing? by : Marco Maestro
Download or read book What Do You Hear When Cows Sing? written by Marco Maestro and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1997-01-03 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are twenty-two outrageous original riddles perfectly targeted to the funny bones of beginning readers. Laughing over the sheer silliness of these riddles and their zany illustrations, young readers will discover for themselves the delight of wacky wordplay. And just what do you hear when cows sing? MOOsic, of course!
Download or read book Ivy + Bean written by Annie Barrows and published by Chapter Books. This book was released on 2011-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published: San Francisco, Calif.: Chronicle Books, 2006.
Download or read book The Big Cowhuna written by Mike Litwin and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2015-03-01 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Chuck and Dakota find a magic seashell complete with a wish-granting genie inside, their first wish is for a never-ending supply of chocolate-covered bananas. But when Dakota wishes to become a REAL cow so he doesn't have to wear his cowmouflage anymore, things get messy and the residents of Bermooda mistake him as an imposter! The boys soon discover that the magic seashell is having some fun with them by creating panic and havoc across the island. Can Chuck and Dakota work together to get everything back to normal before all the cows go mad?
Book Synopsis Yuck's Big Booger Challenge by : Matt and Dave
Download or read book Yuck's Big Booger Challenge written by Matt and Dave and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first of two stories, Yuck makes a deal with his mother to stop picking his nose, making the whole family suspicious; and in the second, Yuck has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mother never again nags him about wearing clean socks.
Book Synopsis RAWHIDE KNOT&OTH STORIES by : Conrad Richter
Download or read book RAWHIDE KNOT&OTH STORIES written by Conrad Richter and published by Knopf. This book was released on 2013-08-28 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The powerful story-telling voice that has carried so many readers back into the world of the American frontier is heard again in these eight tales of pioneers and pioneer days by the author of The Sea of Grass, The Light in the Forest, The Waters of Kronos and The Town. Each story captures the force and sweep of our past in all its fierce reality, bringing us the strong, vigorous, unforgettable men and women of a simpler, harsher, more heroic time. The title story gives the collection its unifying theme, that of the frontier marriage, the “rawhide knot”—the couple bound together by the rough exigencies of pioneer life. A young girl, Sayward Hewett, has walked with her family from Pennsylvania to a settlement in the Ohio wilderness, and she is afraid of nothing. One night the men of the settlement—drunk, bent on real devilment, hardly less wild after a day’s carousing than the panthers lurking just beyond the handful of log cabins—decide to “hatch up a marryin’” between an old maid and a shy, outcast, book-learned young lawyer from back East. But the girl Sayward, facing the whole lot of them, determined that she will marry their scapegoat bridegroom, wins her own victory. In “Smoke Over the Prarie,” a marriage seems to presage—indeed, to precipitate—the downfall of a great baron of the Old West. In “Early Americana,” and eighteen-year-old boy, trapped in a Comanche uprising, finds himself ambushed by love. In all of these stories, love and violence are yoked together by the challenge of life on the frontier. Here is the physical and emotional landscape of that world, with its vast spaces, its elemental struggles, its quality both of legend and of history, brought to us with the power and breadth that have given Conrad Richter’s work its enduring place in American fiction.
Book Synopsis Autobiography of a Fat Bride by : Laurie Notaro
Download or read book Autobiography of a Fat Bride written by Laurie Notaro and published by Villard. This book was released on 2003-07-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the New York Times bestseller The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club tackles her biggest challenge yet: grown-up life. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air-conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony. From her mother's grade-school warning to avoid kids in tie-dyed shirts because their hippie parents spent their food money on drugs and art supplies; to her night-before-the-wedding panic over whether her religion is the one where you step on the glass; to her unfortunate overpreparation for the mandatory drug-screening urine test at work; to her audition as a Playboy centerfold as research for a newspaper story, Autobiography of a Fat Bride has the same zits-and-all candor and outrageous humor that made Idiot Girls an instant cult phenomenon. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie contemplates family, home improvement, and the horrible tyrannies of cosmetic saleswomen. She finds that life doesn't necessarily get any easier as you get older. But it does get funnier.
