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Book Synopsis Belly Laugh Hilarious School's Out for Summer Jokes for Kids by : Sky Pony Press
Download or read book Belly Laugh Hilarious School's Out for Summer Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes for school-free summertime fun, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon! Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer? A: Long time no sea! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Gladys! Gladys who? Gladys the last day of school! Belly Laugh Hilarious School’s Out Summer Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious summertime fun! From snappy one-liners to uproarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
Book Synopsis Really, Really Bad Summer Jokes by : Rick Walton
Download or read book Really, Really Bad Summer Jokes written by Rick Walton and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and riddles for every aspect of summer, from the beach to camp to the baseball diamond.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis My Awesome Summer by P. Mantis by : Paul Meisel
Download or read book My Awesome Summer by P. Mantis written by Paul Meisel and published by Holiday House. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get a bug's-eye-view on the life cycle of the praying mantis, in this hilarious, scientifically accurate Nature Diary following an insect through her whole summer. Finalist for the AAAS/Subaru SB&F Prize for Excellence in Science Books "May 17: I was born today! It's a beautiful, sunny spring day!" This is the diary of P. Mantis, one of 150 brothers and sisters born on a garden bush. P. Mantis is an amazing bug: she can make herself look like a stick to hide from predators, she can swivel her head all the way around, and when she's grown up she'll even be able to fly! In dated journal entries P. Mantis describes the entirety of her life, sharing the fun and beauty of her world as well its little ups and downs ("I ate one of my brothers. Okay, maybe two"). Colorful, bold art helps illustrate the different stages of the mantis life cycle, and the engaging, narrative text is paired with more detailed information about praying mantises on the heavily-illustrated endpapers. Washington Children's Choice Book Award 2019 Nominee A New York Public Library Staff Pick for Children A Junior Library Guild Gold Standard Selection Don't miss the other hilarious entries in The Nature Diary Series! Each one explores the life cycle of an animal in dated journal entries, showing young readers how they grow and change through the seasons-- and offering a few laughs, too! Brightly illustrated and vetted by experts, Paul Meisel's books are a perfect introduction to your backyard neighbors. My Happy Year by E. Bluebird A Junior Library Guild Selection My Stinky Summer by S. Bug A Junior Library Guild Selection
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Book Synopsis The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Book Synopsis The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes by : Macmillan Adult's Books
Download or read book The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-04-11 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of very funny, silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley. With over 750 jokes, The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes will have kids and adults laughing non-stop! The perfect book for rainy days at home or long car journeys.
Download or read book Teacher Jokes written by Viki Woodworth and published by Childs World Incorporated. This book was released on 1991 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teacher Jokes is a reinforced, library bound book in The Child's World series Funny Side Up.
Book Synopsis Scooby-Doo Movie Ultimate Joke Book by : T. E. J. Dow
Download or read book Scooby-Doo Movie Ultimate Joke Book written by T. E. J. Dow and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2002 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks from Scooby Doo and his friends in Mystery, Inc.
Book Synopsis 1001 Very Funny Jokes by : Sandy Ransford
Download or read book 1001 Very Funny Jokes written by Sandy Ransford and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feel like tickling your funny bone? Got the urge to laugh? Then this book, packed with hilarious jokes, is perfect! Readers will be howling like hyenas when they dip into this! How can you find a really cool website? Put your computer in the fridge. Where does a two-ton monster sit when it goes to the cinema? Anywhere it likes!
Book Synopsis Partly to Mostly Funny by : Jon Malay
Download or read book Partly to Mostly Funny written by Jon Malay and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day at work? A: The nearest isobar! Q: What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny? A: It's never partly sunny at night! Q: Do you know what they call people who believe in letting a smile be their umbrella? A: Wet! When rain falls on a wedding yet the day is clear everywhere else, or when unexpected sunshine makes a laughingstock out of a prediction of a stormy day, it is good to keep a sense of humor about the weather. Thankfully there are a wealth of weather jokes to tickle the funny bone of anyone who makes a hobby or career out of weather watching. Partly to Mostly Funny revels in puns, wordplay, and cartoons that take a lighter look at weather, climate, and the life of a meteorologist. They will evoke lighthearted chuckles from professionals, cheering up those who must keep their eyes trained on sometimes darkening skies, and will delight the rest of us with the sillier side of weather.
Book Synopsis Funny Knock-Knock Jokes by : Tom E. Moffatt
Download or read book Funny Knock-Knock Jokes written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2023-11-01 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a knockout! Packed with more punches than a professional boxing match, Funny Knock-Knock Jokes will knock your socks off and split your sides. With over 400 hilarious jokes arranged in fun categories, such as Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather, you'll be laughing so hard you won't be able to get up to answer the door. Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: • Perfect for little jokesters aged 6-10 • Clean family-friendly fun • Boost reading skills with these repetitively-structured jokes • Includes Joke-telling tips to get maximum laughs from each joke • Hilarious illustrations bring the punchlines to life • A professionally designed book containing 200+ pages Sneak Peak: Knock, knock... Who’s there? Howie Howie who? I'm fine, thank you. Knock, knock... Who’s there? Selma Selma who? I'll Selma own grandmother, if you give me a good price! Knock, knock... Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly. Knock, knock... Who’s there? Shout Shout who? WHO!!! Knock, knock... Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes? Click BUY NOW for hundreds more howlers that will liven up any gathering and make the perfect gift for little jokesters. Explore the rest of Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom: Tom E. Moffatt is a master of clean, family-friendly humour, crafting joke books that make kids of all ages laugh out loud. With a knack for creating original, giggle-worthy jokes, his collections are packed with punny, easy-to-read jokes that both children and adults alike can enjoy. If you enjoy books by authors like Rob Elliott, Carole P. Roman, and Mat Waugh, you’ll LOVE exploring the funny knock-knock jokes, hilarious howlers, and witty one-liners in Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom.
Book Synopsis A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories by : Marvin Lebman
Download or read book A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories written by Marvin Lebman and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004-11-24 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emailed jokes and funny stories.
Book Synopsis Dangerously Funny by : David Bianculli
Download or read book Dangerously Funny written by David Bianculli and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-12-01 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unprecedented behind-the-scenes look at the rise and fall of The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour -- the provocative, politically charged program that shocked the censors, outraged the White House, and forever changed the face of television. Decades before The Daily Show, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour proved there was a place on television for no-holds-barred political comedy with a decidedly antiauthoritarian point of view. In this first-ever all-access history of the show, veteran entertainment journalist David Bianculli tells the fascinating story of its three-year network run -- and the cultural impact that's still being felt today. Before it was suddenly removed from the CBS lineup (reportedly under pressure from the Nixon administration), The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour was a ratings powerhouse. It helped launch the careers of comedy legends such as Steve Martin and Rob Reiner, featured groundbreaking musical acts like the Beatles and the Who, and served as a cultural touchstone for the antiwar movement of the late 1960s. Drawing on extensive original interviews with Tom and Dick Smothers and dozens of other key players -- as well as more than a decade's worth of original research -- Dangerously Funny brings readers behind the scenes for all the battles over censorship, mind-blowing musical performances, and unforgettable sketches that defined the show and its era. David Bianculli delves deep into this never-told story, to find out what really happened and to reveal why this show remains so significant to this day.
Book Synopsis Joke-tionary Jokes by : Thomas Nelson
Download or read book Joke-tionary Jokes written by Thomas Nelson and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know joke books for kids are proven to help children build confidence, as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills? Joke-tionary Jokes is packed with more than 444 family-friendly jokes--knock-knock jokes, silly puns, and hilarious Q&A jokes that will have kids laughing for hours. Joke-tionary Jokes includes humorous illustrations and is great for: Children, 6-10 years old Road trips, kids stuck in the house, summer reading, or whenever you need a good laugh Funny conversation starters to kick off family game night, pizza night, or a movie night Perk up your child's mood and keep them entertained with this book of jokes for kids. Check out the rest of the joke book series, Super-Funny ROFL Jokes and LOL-apalooza Jokes. Each edition has an exclusive knock-knock joke section.
Book Synopsis Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2006-02-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes. This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.
Book Synopsis All-Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book All-Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2006-07-01 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The king of comedic timing and punch lines, Bob Phillips, is back to share a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations. The humor factor is huge for each and every riddle, trick, and jovial joke in this gathering of fun. Whether a reader is ready to riddle or rhyme to infuse family time with something out of the ordinary, this inspiring resource of rollicking fun is for wise-crackers and anyone eager to laugh the time away.
