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Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It

Author : Anna Konik
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951025441
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (254 download)

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Download or read book Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It written by Anna Konik and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-26 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows better than grandma? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we here at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are trying to fix this epidemic once and for all! No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock, only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who you can give it to as a Christmas present? You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl/Women - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and boring. This raunchy stocking stuffer will bring her back to life! Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go, but she knows a good cock when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Finally, your Married Friend with Kids (Wife or Husband)- Poor Thing! Even if you give it as a stocking stuffers, this naughty book will be sure to keep them laughing! No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbooks. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes were made to bring families together. P.S. This book is also the perfect presents for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift Yankee swap exchange, Christmas ideas, or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S. For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, girlfriend or any woman whom you want to impress with this funny and inappropriate cookbook.

50 Ways to Eat Cock

Author : Adrienne N. Hew
Publisher : Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN 13 : 148259143X
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (825 download)

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Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author : F.L. Fowler
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
ISBN 13 : 0385345224
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook

Author : Anna Konik
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781942915539
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (155 download)

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Book Synopsis 50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook by : Anna Konik

Download or read book 50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook written by Anna Konik and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.

Kill Grandma for Me

Author : James DeFelice
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780786012824
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (128 download)

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Download or read book Kill Grandma for Me written by James DeFelice and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1994, a thirteen-year-old honor student convinced her boyfriend to strangle her grandmother to prove his undying love, and then proceeded to hold her little sister hostage in this true story of murder and depravity.

How to Eat Cock

Author : Cosima Hussey
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473577713
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book How to Eat Cock written by Cosima Hussey and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.

All About Cock

Author : The Fabulous Dick Johnson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (694 download)

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Download or read book All About Cock written by The Fabulous Dick Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-22 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones. Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted. Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... (Scroll up and click on book cover to "LOOK INSIDE") OUR SIMPLE, NO-RISK GUARANTEE: Laugh, guffaw, or cackle your way through this parody cookbook, or we will refund you! Ready to enjoy some Cock? Then hit the "Add to Cart" button now! FREE SHIPPING for Amazon Prime members.

Home to Roost

Author : Bob Sheasley
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312373641
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (736 download)

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Download or read book Home to Roost written by Bob Sheasley and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each day, Bob Sheasley leaves Lilyfield Farm and heads into the city. And each day, he brings along a basket of eggs for his coworkers at The Philadelphia Inquirer. Depending on the breed of hen, these eggs may be white, green, rose, blue, or as brown as chocolate. And they are all deliciously fresh, a taste of the rural way of life that people have enjoyed for millennia, one in which chickens have played a supporting role for nearly as long. In Home to Roost, Sheasley tells of the intertwined relationship between humans and chickens. He delves into where chickens came from, what their DNA tells us about our kinship, how we’ve treated our feathered fellow travelers, and the roads we’re crossing together. This is a story of agriculture and human migration, of folk medicine and technology, of how we dreamed of the good life, threw it away, and want it back. Modern farming has changed the lives of both bird and man over the past century. But backyard farmers like Sheasley offer hope for a return to the pleasures of locally grown food, as diverse as the chickens he’s raised on Lilyfield Farm. With wit and personal insight, Home to Roost examines of how our lives can be changed for the better, with something as simple as a backyard coop.

Bunny

Author : Mona Awad
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525559744
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library

Anna and the French Kiss

Author : Stephanie Perkins
Publisher : Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1409579956
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (95 download)

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Download or read book Anna and the French Kiss written by Stephanie Perkins and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2013-12-16 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anna had everything figured out – she was about to start senior year with her best friend, she had a great weekend job and her huge work crush looked as if it might finally be going somewhere... Until her dad decides to send her 4383 miles away to Paris. On her own. But despite not speaking a word of French, Anna finds herself making new friends, including Étienne St. Clair, the smart, beautiful boy from the floor above. But he's taken – and Anna might be too. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with the French kiss she's been waiting for?

A Busy Day for a Good Grandmother

Author : Margaret Mahy
Publisher : Puffin
ISBN 13 : 9780140502275
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book A Busy Day for a Good Grandmother written by Margaret Mahy and published by Puffin. This book was released on 1995-01-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Picture story book for children, written and illustrated by New Zealanders.

Caliban's War

Author : James S. A. Corey
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0316202274
Total Pages : 511 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Caliban's War written by James S. A. Corey and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2012-06-26 with total page 511 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second book in the NYT bestselling Expanse series, Caliban's War shows a solar system on the brink of war, and the only hope of peace rests on James Holden and the crew of the Rocinante's shoulders. Now a Prime Original series. HUGO AWARD WINNER FOR BEST SERIES We are not alone. On Ganymede, breadbasket of the outer planets, a Martian marine watches as her platoon is slaughtered by a monstrous supersoldier. On Earth, a high-level politician struggles to prevent interplanetary war from reigniting. And on Venus, an alien protomolecule has overrun the planet, wreaking massive, mysterious changes and threatening to spread out into the solar system. In the vast wilderness of space, James Holden and the crew of the Rocinante have been keeping the peace for the Outer Planets Alliance. When they agree to help a scientist search war-torn Ganymede for a missing child, the future of humanity rests on whether a single ship can prevent an alien invasion that may have already begun . . . The Expanse Leviathan Wakes Caliban's War Abaddon's Gate Cibola Burn Nemesis Games Babylon's Ashes Persepolis Rising Tiamat's Wrath Leviathan Falls Memory's Legion The Expanse Short Fiction Drive The Butcher of Anderson Station Gods of Risk The Churn The Vital Abyss Strange Dogs Auberon The Sins of Our Fathers

No Sleep for the Sheep!

Author : Karen Beaumont
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 015204969X
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book No Sleep for the Sheep! written by Karen Beaumont and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2011 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All sheep wants is a good night's sleep!

A Long Way From Chicago (Puffin Modern Classics)

Author : Richard Peck
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142401102
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book A Long Way From Chicago (Puffin Modern Classics) written by Richard Peck and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Joey and his sister Mary Alice as they spend nine unforgettable summers with the worst influence imaginable-their grandmother!

Sophie's World

Author : Jostein Gaarder
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN 13 : 1466804270
Total Pages : 735 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Sophie's World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 735 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Microwave Cooking for One

Author : Marie T. Smith
Publisher : Pelican Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 9781455608867
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Microwave Cooking for One written by Marie T. Smith and published by Pelican Publishing Company. This book was released on 2002-06-30 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fast, easy, and economical, the recipes in Microwave Cooking for One are ideal for individuals, whether they live alone or share busy modern households. From breakfast through dinner, fresh, delicious meals can be prepared to satisfy personal tastes without wasted food, overheated kitchens, or messy clean-up.Author Marie Smith emphasizes the importance of measured portions, careful timing, and the right utensils when cooking in a microwave. A food scale assures the success of the recipes and is also helpful to those watching their food intake. Inexperienced cooks will be able to cook like professionals with these easy-to-follow recipes. From Soft-Boiled Eggs to Fried Scallops and Shoo-Fly Cake, there's something for everyone, and with over 300 recipes, there are plenty of possibilities for exciting meals. Also, when you begin with a recipe for one, it's easy to double or even triple when you need more to go around.Uniquely practical, Microwave Cooking for One is a guide to a new method of wholesome and efficient cooking.Marie Smith, a former resident of Lakeland, Florida, was an experienced microwave chef who wrote a "Microwave Cooking" column for the Plant City Post. Her frequent attendance at microwave symposiums made her knowledgeable in many areas of microwave cookery and technology.For a sample of the wonderful recipes in this book, try Ms. Smith's recipe for Onion Hamburgers.Onion Hamburger3 oz. lean ground beef1/8 tsp. salt1 tsp. dry bread crumbs1/4 tsp. Worcestershire sauce1 tsp. minced fresh or frozen oniondash of black pepper1 tbsp. milkMix all ingredients in 1-quart mixing bowl. Shape into 5-inch patty and set aside. Heat 6" browning skillet 2 minutes at 100% power. Place patty in skillet and cover skillet with paper towel. Cook 1:30 minutes at 100% power, turning patty over halfway through cooking time. Let stand 1 minute. Place on plate and serve.

Cocks Make Me Happy

Author : What the What the Farce Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781731051066
Total Pages : 59 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Cocks Make Me Happy written by What the What the Farce Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-08 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't love Cock? Cocks Make Me Happy is a hilarious Rooster Adult Coloring Book that will keep you crowing till sunrise! A great gag gift for anyone with a good sense of humor who loves chickens, roosters, cocktails and more! For men and women who want a few laughs with some tongue and cheek humor. This book includes 30 cocky roosters to color with funny sayings including: Don't Pluck with Me Having a Cock has its Ups and Downs Strut This Way Jerk Chicken in a Fowl Mood No Clucks Given