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Book Synopsis Christmas Cracker Jokes by : Amanda Li
Download or read book Christmas Cracker Jokes written by Amanda Li and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-10-09 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round What do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole? Brrrr-ian! What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh? Father Christmas in a revolving door! Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off. Which way did it go?
Book Synopsis The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids by : Imogen Currell-Williams
Download or read book The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids written by Imogen Currell-Williams and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next title in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas. An ideal stocking filler.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Christmas Jokes by :
Download or read book The Little Book of Christmas Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A perfect stocking filler, The Little Book of Christmas Jokes will keep little ones laughing until the turkey's roasted! Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed.
Book Synopsis The Bolds' Christmas Cracker by : Julian Clary
Download or read book The Bolds' Christmas Cracker written by Julian Clary and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! What happened to the hyena who swallowed an Oxo cube? He made a laughing stock of himself! Merry Christmas! The Bolds, the wildest family in Teddington, are back with a bumper book of jolly japes. It's packed with rib-tickling jokes and puzzles including wordsearches, crosswords, mazes, riddles and spot the difference to keep kids entertained long after the Christmas presents are unwrapped!
Book Synopsis Macca's Christmas Crackers by : Matt Cosgrove
Download or read book Macca's Christmas Crackers written by Matt Cosgrove and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas time, and Macca has a long list of presents that he would love to buy his friends. But when he checks his piggy bank, he realises that he's spent all of his savings. Oh no! This heartfelt celebration of friendship and kindness is the perfect Christmas story.
Download or read book The Silliest Joke Book Ever written by and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2003-09-04 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a £1 donation.
Download or read book The Bolds written by Julian Clary and published by Carolrhoda Books ®. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Bold family seems fairly normal: they live in a nice house, the parents have good jobs, and they all love to have fun. One slight difference: they're hyenas. That's right—they're covered in fur, have tails tucked into their clothes, and really, really like to laugh. For years, the Bolds have kept their true identities under wraps. But now the neighbors are getting suspicious, and the Bolds are getting homesick. During a trip to the local wildlife park, they meet an old hyena who is going to be put down, and the Bolds have to act fast to save him—without revealing their secret!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Christmas Cracker by : John Julius Norwich
Download or read book The Ultimate Christmas Cracker written by John Julius Norwich and published by John Murray Publishers. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1969, John Julius Norwich, the legendary popular historian, gathered together the favourite things he'd come across in the last 365 days into one short charming pamphlet. Initially just a treat for his friends, it rapidly turned into a huge word-of-mouth success. And soon the arrival of John Julius Norwich's latest 'Christmas Cracker' became as essential a part of the English Christmas experience as holly and mistletoe. Norwich had a brilliant eye for a story and telling detail, and his Crackers are full of jokes, warmth and wit. Here in one bumper book is his final and 50th Christmas Cracker, alongside all the very best bits as picked out by his daughter Artemis Cooper. This is the perfect Christmas gift.
Book Synopsis Slinky Malinki's Christmas Crackers by : Lynley Dodd
Download or read book Slinky Malinki's Christmas Crackers written by Lynley Dodd and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Christmas tree is decorated and looking beautiful until Slinky Malinki gets involved. And what has happened to the fairy on top of the tree?
Book Synopsis The Illustrated Christmas Cracker by : John Julius Norwich
Download or read book The Illustrated Christmas Cracker written by John Julius Norwich and published by Atlantic Books (UK). This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Half-title Page -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Contents -- Introduction
Book Synopsis Tom Smith's Christmas Crackers by : Peter Kimpton
Download or read book Tom Smith's Christmas Crackers written by Peter Kimpton and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For over 150 years, crackers have been a traditional part of Christmas festivities in the UK, but who was the creator of this wonderful innovation? Little is known about Tom Smith, confectioner and cracker creator, but Peter Kimpton draws on a wealth of archive material to relate the story of Tom Smith and the Christmas Cracker. From humble beginnings as a confectioner, Tom Smith created a highly successful company through the manufacture of crackers. The history of the company is richly illustrated by contemporary trade catalogs and company artwork. Today, the Tom Smith Group is proud to be the official supplier of Christmas crackers to the Royal Household, a tradition long held since the beginning of the 20th century.
Book Synopsis Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker by : Sue Mongredien
Download or read book Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker written by Sue Mongredien and published by Usborne Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oliver is fed up when he finds out he's going to be spending Christmas with his bullying cousins, Thug and Thugette, and things just go from bad to worse when they play a nasty trick on him. But with a little inspiration from a magical Christmas cracker, he comes up with a plan to save the day.
Book Synopsis Christmas Cracker Jokes For Kids by : Peter Crumpton
Download or read book Christmas Cracker Jokes For Kids written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-11-07 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 101 Christmas Crackers by : James Alexander
Download or read book 101 Christmas Crackers written by James Alexander and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yes, they make us groan and roll our eyes and plead "e;Stop!"e;, but corny Christmas cracker jokes still make us laugh! Here are 101 of the best, the worst and the cheesiest jokes for the festive season, guaranteed to make Christmas go with a bang!
Download or read book Christmas Crackers written by Matt Wilce and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-11-20 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jolly japes and jokes for the festive season! Christmas crackers and hilarious gags for all the family! Packed with great gags on everything from Father Christmas and his reindeer to festive food and snowmen. A great stocking filler with over 180 jokes to give you a very Merry Christmas!
Book Synopsis The Anti-Boredom Christmas Book by : Andy Seed
Download or read book The Anti-Boredom Christmas Book written by Andy Seed and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have fun and stay busy all winter with loads of games, quizzes, challenges, and activities! Christmas is everyone's favorite time of year. It's a time of giving, unwrapping, eating, and enjoying fun movies that you've already seen a dozen times. But it is also a time of waiting and traveling, which can definitely get a bit boring. Those long lines to meet Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, or driving to visit family, can seem to drag on forever! But look no further because Andy Seed's Anti-Boredom Christmas Book will cure all those Christmas boredom blues! Inside you'll find dozens of projects, trivia, games, challenges, and activities, including: How to say "snow" in eighteen different languages Christmas-themed jokes and riddles Silly parodies of Christmas carols Instructions for making paper snowflakes Names for Santa Claus in thirteen different countries Incredible trivia about Christmas trees Christmas jumbles and word searches How to create the best snowman ever Wintery memory games Fun facts about Christmas postage stamps Christmas-themed "would you rather?" questions Christmas movie trivia and quizzes Instructions for making your own ornaments How to create your own Christmas card In addition to tons of activities, several blank pages in the back of the book leave plenty of room to scribble, doodle, and draw. This fantastically festive, witty, and wacky book is bursting full of laugh-out-loud facts, games, quizzes, plus heaps more for hours of fun. Packed full of hilarious artwork, this book provides hours of festive fun. So this Christmas season, get festive and turn up the Fun-o-Meter to the max!
Book Synopsis Bluebell's Christmas Magic by : Marie Laval
Download or read book Bluebell's Christmas Magic written by Marie Laval and published by Choc Lit. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An army helicopter pilot is staying in a peaceful English village while he recovers from an injury—but his pretty housecleaner has him in a whirl… Cassie Bell is used to mess. Her cleaning business, Bluebell Cleaning, is well known in the English village of Red Moss. But now it’s almost Christmas—and Cassie has a slightly messier situation to deal with than usual. She’s been hired to help Stefan Lambert, an injured army helicopter pilot who’s staying at the local Belthorn Manor while he recovers. Stefan resents Cassie’s interference and is definitely not looking for Christmas cheer. But Cassie prides herself on sparkling surfaces—so she’s determined to bring some festive sparkle to Stefan’s life too…
