Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455599727
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Book Synopsis Uganda Be Kidding Me by : Chelsea Handler

Download or read book Uganda Be Kidding Me written by Chelsea Handler and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this uproarious collection of travel essays, Chelsea Handler sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, Uganda Be Kidding Me has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.

My Horizontal Life

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Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455577529
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Book Synopsis My Horizontal Life by : Chelsea Handler

Download or read book My Horizontal Life written by Chelsea Handler and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-30 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

Gardens Are for Growing

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Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1641706953
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (417 download)

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Book Synopsis Gardens Are for Growing by : Chelsea Tornetto

Download or read book Gardens Are for Growing written by Chelsea Tornetto and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sunshine is for soaking up, and seeds are meant for sowing. Raindrops give small sprouts a drink, and gardens are for growing. In this tender poem, the love between a father and daughter blossoms alongside the seeds they plant together. As the garden grows, the daughter grows from a toddler to a teen and finally to a woman with a child of her own. The cottagecore illustrations beautifully connect the seasons of nature with the seasons of life, where new beginnings abound. Spring is meant for brand new starts, and hearts are meant for knowing. Homes are made to call you back where gardens are for growing.

Chelsea's Chinese New Year

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Publisher : Millbrook Press
ISBN 13 : 0761385797
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (613 download)

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Book Synopsis Chelsea's Chinese New Year by : Lisa Bullard

Download or read book Chelsea's Chinese New Year written by Lisa Bullard and published by Millbrook Press. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explains the significance of the holiday, discussing the traditional foods and customs.

Going Over Home

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Publisher : Chelsea Green Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1603589139
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)

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Book Synopsis Going Over Home by : Charles Thompson, Jr.

Download or read book Going Over Home written by Charles Thompson, Jr. and published by Chelsea Green Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Editors’ Choice “Best Books of 2019” An intimate portrait of the joys and hardships of rural life, as one man searches for community, equality, and tradition in Appalachia Charles D. Thompson, Jr. was born in southwestern Virginia into an extended family of small farmers. Yet as he came of age he witnessed the demise of every farm in his family. Over the course of his own life of farming, rural education, organizing, and activism, the stories of his home place have been his constant inspiration, helping him identify with the losses of others and to fight against injustices. In Going Over Home, Thompson shares revelations and reflections, from cattle auctions with his grandfather to community gardens in the coal camps of eastern Kentucky, racial disparities of white and Black landownership in the South to recent work with migrant farm workers from Latin America. In this heartfelt first-person narrative, Thompson unpacks our country’s agricultural myths and addresses the history of racism and wealth inequality and how they have come to bear on our nation’s rural places and their people.

Anyone But You

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Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781092285544
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (855 download)

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Book Synopsis Anyone But You by : Chelsea M. Cameron

Download or read book Anyone But You written by Chelsea M. Cameron and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-31 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things are going great for Sutton Kay, or at least they were. Her yoga studio is doing well, she's living with her best friend, and she just got two kittens named Mocha and Cappuccino. Sure, she doesn't have a girlfriend, but her life is full and busy. Then her building is sold and the new landlord turns out to be the woman putting in a gym downstairs who doesn't seem to understand the concepts "courtesy" and "don't be rude to your tenants." Sutton can't get a read on Tuesday Grímsdóttir, but she can appreciate her muscles. Seriously, Tuesday is ripped. Not that that has anything to do with anything since she's too surly to have a conversation with, and won't stop pissing Sutton off.Sutton's life gets interesting after she dares Tuesday to make it through one yoga class, and then Tuesday gives Sutton the same dare. Soon enough they're spending time working out together and when the sweat starts flowing, the sparks start flying. How is it possible to be so attracted to a person you can barely stand? But when someone from Tuesday's past shows up and Sutton sees a whole new side of Tuesday, will she change her mind about her grumpy landlord? Can she?

The Wood

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Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250094275
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Book Synopsis The Wood by : Chelsea Bobulski

Download or read book The Wood written by Chelsea Bobulski and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An enchanted wood poisoned at the roots. A girl bound by an inherited duty. And the lost traveler from another time who might help her uncover the truth. From debut author Chelsea Bobulski comes The Wood, a YA novel filled with dark mystery and atmospheric fantasy. Winter didn't ask to be the guardian of the wood, but when her dad inexplicably vanishes, she's the one who must protect travelers who accidentally slip through the wood's portals. The wood is poisoned, changing into something more sinister. Once brightly colored leaves are now bubbling inky black. Vicious creatures that live in the shadows are becoming bolder, torturing lost travelers. Winter must now put her trust in Henry—a young man from eighteenth century England who knows more than he should about the wood—in order to find the truth and those they've lost. Bobulski's beautiful and eerie young adult debut, is a haunting tale of friendship, family, and the responsibilities we choose and those we do not.

Tonight I'm Someone Else

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Publisher : Holt Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 1250170192
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Book Synopsis Tonight I'm Someone Else by : Chelsea Hodson

Download or read book Tonight I'm Someone Else written by Chelsea Hodson and published by Holt Paperbacks. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I had a real romance with this book." —Miranda July A highly anticipated collection, from the writer Maggie Nelson has called, “bracingly good...refreshing and welcome,” that explores the myriad ways in which desire and commodification intersect. From graffiti gangs and Grand Theft Auto to sugar daddies, Schopenhauer, and a deadly game of Russian roulette, in these essays, Chelsea Hodson probes her own desires to examine where the physical and the proprietary collide. She asks what our privacy, our intimacy, and our own bodies are worth in the increasingly digital world of liking, linking, and sharing. Starting with Hodson’s own work experience, which ranges from the mundane to the bizarre—including modeling and working on a NASA Mars mission— Hodson expands outward, looking at the ways in which the human will submits, whether in the marketplace or in a relationship. Both tender and jarring, this collection is relevant to anyone who’s ever searched for what the self is worth. Hodson’s accumulation within each piece is purposeful, and her prose vivid, clear, and sometimes even shocking, as she explores the wonderful and strange forms of desire. Tonight I'm Someone Else is a fresh, poetic debut from an exciting emerging voice, in which Hodson asks, “How much can a body endure?” And the resounding answer: "Almost everything."

Inside

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Publisher : powerHouse Books
ISBN 13 : 9781576874066
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (74 download)

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Book Synopsis Inside by : Antonin Kratochvil

Download or read book Inside written by Antonin Kratochvil and published by powerHouse Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Chelsea Hotel is a place where excess is welcome, where the psyche can be annihilated or resurrected. It has a magical potential for transformation, whether it is rebirth or destruction. Artists such as Jack Kerouac, Bob Dylan, Ethan Hawke and Mark Twain have been drawn inside by a seemingly irresistible magnetic force - some even say there is a mystical spirit that beckons people in. Published in conjunction with the hotel's 125th anniversary, Inside documents the day-to-day eccentric lives of the residents of the Chelsea Hotel.

Mermaid in Chelsea Creek

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Publisher : McSweeney's
ISBN 13 : 1938073827
Total Pages : 333 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (38 download)

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Book Synopsis Mermaid in Chelsea Creek by : Michelle Tea

Download or read book Mermaid in Chelsea Creek written by Michelle Tea and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2013-05-14 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone in the broken-down town of Chelsea, Massachussetts, has a story too worn to repeat—from the girls who play the pass-out game just to feel like they're somewhere else, to the packs of aimless teenage boys, to the old women from far away who left everything behind. But there’s one story they all still tell: the oldest and saddest but most hopeful story, the one about the girl who will be able to take their twisted world and straighten it out. The girl who will bring the magic. Could Sophie Swankowski be that girl? With her tangled hair and grubby clothes, her weird habits and her visions of a filthy, swearing mermaid who comes to her when she’s unconscious, Sophie could be the one to uncover the power flowing beneath Chelsea’s potholed streets and sludge-filled rivers, and the one to fight the evil that flows there, too. Sophie might discover her destiny, and maybe even in time to save them all.

God Made You Too

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Publisher : WorthyKids
ISBN 13 : 1546000879
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (46 download)

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Book Synopsis God Made You Too by : Chelsea Tornetto

Download or read book God Made You Too written by Chelsea Tornetto and published by WorthyKids. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God made you. But why? After all, he made great galaxies and vast oceans and fascinating flamingoes. Isn’t that enough? Through brilliant rhymes and vivid word pictures, author Chelsea Tornetto reminds little readers that to God, the mountains and the whales and the snowflakes were never enough. To our loving Creator, the beautiful world that he made was always incomplete without one very special piece—you.

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

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Publisher : Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler Book
ISBN 13 : 1455504653
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Book Synopsis Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me by : Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims

Download or read book Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me written by Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims and published by Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler Book. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious #1 bestselling collection of essays from those nearest and dearest to comedian Chelsea Handler--the people she's lied to. "My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate." -- Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Chelsea's Healthy Secrets

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ISBN 13 : 9780974637808
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (378 download)

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Book Synopsis Chelsea's Healthy Secrets by : Sherry Schiavi

Download or read book Chelsea's Healthy Secrets written by Sherry Schiavi and published by . This book was released on 2003-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Traveling Wise Men

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ISBN 13 : 9780692326466
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (264 download)

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Book Synopsis The Traveling Wise Men by : Wojcik a Chelsea

Download or read book The Traveling Wise Men written by Wojcik a Chelsea and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-07 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Traveling Wise Men shares the story of Christ's birth and the long journey the Wise Men made to meet the King of Kings. This poetic story is filled with captivating illustrations and its readers are invited to join in the tradition of The Traveling Wise Men. An ageless ADVENTure that brings the past into the present as the Wise Men travel through the entire season of Christmas. The book is paired with family activities and stories found on www.travelingwisemen.com.

Conquering Content Vocabulary

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Publisher : Scholastic Teaching Resources
ISBN 13 : 9781338174342
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (743 download)

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Download or read book Conquering Content Vocabulary written by Chelsea Tornetto and published by Scholastic Teaching Resources. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Use concept sorts to maximize students' vocabulary and comprehension! Includes reproducible word and picture cards for 15 key topics in the content areas.

Girls with a Voice

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ISBN 13 : 9781474954952
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (549 download)

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Book Synopsis Girls with a Voice by : Ann Turnbull

Download or read book Girls with a Voice written by Ann Turnbull and published by . This book was released on 2018-06 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Sermons Preached in Trinity Church, Upper Chelsea

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Sermons Preached in Trinity Church, Upper Chelsea written by Henry Blunt and published by . This book was released on 1837 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: