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Author : Farooq Ahmad
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692112120
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (121 download)
Download or read book Butt of the Joke written by Farooq Ahmad and published by . This book was released on 2018-05 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BUTT OF THE JOKE is a satirical manifestation of the most insane and turbulent political circus in the history of the world.
Author : Kally Mayer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (25 download)
Download or read book 101 Funny Butt Jokes for Kids Ages 8-12 written by Kally Mayer and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-31 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ♥ Give your child the gift of laughter ♥ Grab this funny, unique, joke book that is all about Butts! Ideal for all kids who love silly, gross jokes and who love to share them. Get them reading, laughing and engaging. large print Makes a perfect gift for birthdays, holidays and any occasion one joke and funny illustration per page 101 funny, gross jokes Scroll up and order your copy today!!
Author : Jorge Perez
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (584 download)
Download or read book 50 Ways to Wipe Your Butt written by Jorge Perez and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun book with illustrations of the many ways to wipe your butt. Makes a great gift, will have you laughing for days. Have you ever wondered how many methods there are to wiping your butt, well here's 50 methods your sure to enjoy.
Author : Stephanie Maksymiw
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (49 download)
Download or read book Uranus written by Stephanie Maksymiw and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-06 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poor Uranus. He doesn't understand why everyone makes jokes about him. He's become the butt of all the other planet's jokes (don't worry adults, this book is not about butt jokes). Join Uranus on his discovery of what makes him special, how to deal with bullies, and learn some fun planet facts. Recommended for readers aged 4-9. Review from an elementary school teacher: "Your book is wonderful. As a teacher, I could read it to a class and have an open discussion on the story. I could also see our school social workers using this. Most "educational" books on topics read like a text book. Your book is an inviting story." $1 for each book sold will be donated by the author to the Tyler Robinson foundation (TRF).
Author : Erica S. Perl
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613124333
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)
Download or read book Chicken Butt! written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews
Author : Artie Bennett
Publisher : Bloomsbury USA Childrens
ISBN 13 : 9781599903118
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (31 download)
Download or read book The Butt Book written by Artie Bennett and published by Bloomsbury USA Childrens. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts. Butts on mummies and butts on mommies. Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and... FISH? Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. Bottoms up!
Author : Dawn McMillan
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
ISBN 13 : 0486844234
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (868 download)
Download or read book I Broke My Butt! written by Dawn McMillan and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Author : Erica S. Perl
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613120753
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)
Download or read book Chicken Butt's Back! written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erica S. Perl and Henry Cole team up once again to deliver spot-on humor with their unforgettable chicken character. In this cheeky (sorry!) sequel to the wildly fun Chicken Butt!, the young jokester and his chicken muse are back, but this time they're trying to trick Mom. She thinks she has caught on to the gag, but as she distractedly does the grocery shopping, she falls victim to a flurry of jokes using homonyms and homophones—words such as "dear" and "deer," and "which" and "witch." Wordplay has never been so much fun. Like Chicken Butt!, this story encourages children to participate in a call-and-response reading format that reinforces their reading skills. Praise for Chicken Butt's Back! "Coles’ tickled-pink cartoonish artwork gets right into the mix, the chocolate chip to the cookie dough. The denouement is so merrily explosive that just to imagine the shrieking voices of a read-aloud is mightily cheering.” –Kirkus Reviews “Cole's kinetic, acrylic and colored pencil cartoons strike the right tone of mild disobedience.” –Publishers Weekly “Fans of Chicken Butt! are going to love this sequel. This is the kind of book that siblings will beg to read to each other, especially since it’s set up for two voices.” –School Library Journal
Author : Mike Loades
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1782000860
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (82 download)
Download or read book The Longbow written by Mike Loades and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-20 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An iconic medieval missile weapon, the deadly longbow made possible the English victories at Crecy and Poitiers at the height of the Hundred Years' War. The longbow was the weapon at the heart of the English military ascendancy in the century after 1340. Capable of subjecting the enemy to a hail of deadly projectiles, the longbow in the hands of massed archers made possible the extraordinary victories enjoyed by English forces over superior numbers at Crécy and Poitiers, and remained a key battlefield weapon throughout the Wars of the Roses and beyond. It also played a leading role in raiding, siege and naval warfare. Its influence and use spread to the armies of Burgundy, Scotland and other powers, and its reputation as a cost-effective and easily produced weapon led to calls for its widespread adoption among the nascent armies of the American Republic as late as the 1770s.
Author : Andy Griffiths
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545347572
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (453 download)
Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly
Author : May Roche
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250190037
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Author : Sigmund Freud
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 410 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious written by Sigmund Freud and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Wizzlit Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (844 download)
Download or read book 101 Butt Jokes for Kids! written by Wizzlit Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 laugh-out-loud silly butt jokes for kids!
Author : Derick Wilder
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797208721
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)
Download or read book Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt? written by Derick Wilder and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Green Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and answers—the burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It's impossible to find a kid who doesn't giggle at the word "butt." The repetition of the word, the varied assortment of butts, and the clever rhymes make this a book that both parents and children will return to over and over again. A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The book isn't simply a repetition of one joke or word. Instead, it offers a crafty way of talking about what things mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line and become offensive or insensitive, but the tone and choices throughout this book are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize the asking of difficult questions. COUNT THE BUTTS! This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, you'll start seeing them everywhere! There are nearly 200 butts in the illustrations that aren't even mentioned in the text. Keen-eyed young readers will delight in the most hilarious seek-and-find they could ever imagine! Perfect for: • Parents • Grandparents • Educators and librarians • Fans of funny books
Author : Sean Connolly
Publisher : Arcturus Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1838578528
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (385 download)
Download or read book The Funny Food Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A: A buck an ear! Feast your eyes on this incredible collection of 140 food jokes, accompanied by cute cartoon illustrations. Stuffed full of puns, knock-knock jokes and tasty one-liners, The Funny Food Joke Book will leave young readers in peels of laughter. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Author : William Novak
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501150790
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Die Laughing written by William Novak and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the co-creator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a laugh-out-loud collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more, making this the perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.
Author : Peter McGraw
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451665423
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book The Humor Code written by Peter McGraw and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part road-trip comedy and part social science experiment, a scientist and a journalist travel the globe to discover the secret behind what makes things funny, questioning countless experts, including Louis C.K., along the way.
