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Book Synopsis Garfield Slurps and Burps by : Jim Davis
Download or read book Garfield Slurps and Burps written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feeding frenzy! Who has time for manners when there’s food to be inhaled? Garfield eschews etiquette in favor of bingeing and belching. And who can blame him? He’s only human! So get rude ’n’ crude and pig out on this collection of tasty comics. SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!
Download or read book Burps written by Burl O'Roark and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the bestselling Farts: A Spotter's Guide series (over one million copies sold!), this hilarious field guide covers 10 different types of belches through text, illustrations, and sound. Filled with shameless body-related humor, Burps: A Connoisseur's' Guide identifies the characteristics, habitat, voice, and "tasting notes" of each gassy oral emission. The sound of each burp is reproduced with alarming accuracy through an attached battery-powered belch machine. • Burps include the outsized Baby Boom, the bone shaking Surround Sound, and the sudden arrival of The Shocker. • Grossly funny illustrations capture each burp at its moment of arrival—and the devastation in its wake. • Printed on durable cardstock to make it through even the most powerful burps This is a bathroom book of pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child (and proud belcher) in all of us. • A hilarious gag gift for dads, brothers, kids, and anyone who just loves burping • Enjoyed by kids and adults alike • Add it to the collection of books such as The Big Book of Farts by James Carlisle and How Loud Can You Burp? by Glenn Murphy
Download or read book Super Burp! #1 written by Nancy Krulik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-07-08 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first day at a new school is always the hardest, right? No, not always as George finds out the hard way. On the second day at…Sugarman Elementary School, he is suddenly seized by uncontrollable burps, burps so loud they practically break the sound barrier, burps that make him do wild and crazy stuff and land him in trouble with a capital T. One thing is for sure: these are not normal burps, they are magic burps—and they must be stopped! But how?
Book Synopsis Burps, Boogers, and Other Body Functions by : David Conrad
Download or read book Burps, Boogers, and Other Body Functions written by David Conrad and published by Capstone Classroom. This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Color photos and simple text describe body functions, such as gas, scabs, scars, and sweat"--
Download or read book Bottom Burps written by Dave Cudd and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-18 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bottom Burps is the story of a young boy who explores the world of farts, which he calls "Bottom Burps". He talks about how he knows each and every person in his family has let one rip from time to time. If you'd like to explore the world of flatulence with your child then buy "Bottom Burps" today!
Book Synopsis BURP - the other wine book by : Bas Korpel
Download or read book BURP - the other wine book written by Bas Korpel and published by Fitzroy Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wine book that turns the world of wine upside down. This time the starting point is not the differences between wine regions, grape varieties, top producers or exceptional terroir. In Burp - the other wine book the focus is on the design and the stories behind the labels. Bas Korpel, writer and wine specialist: “The world of wine is infinite. Behind every label, there is a story. And we strongly believe that a wine tastes better when you know the story behind it. While making the book we discovered stories about battling armies, a logistical nightmare and an inventive importer. Thanks to the book we got our hands on the work of the art director of The Godfather, a label turned into a sobriety test and we exposed an artist’s disputable choices he made during World War II. The good thing is that our readers can now discover all these trivia themselves.” Jur Baart, concept maker and illustrator: “By looking at wine from the starting point of the label, you suddenly get completely different stories when opening a nice bottle. You no longer have to be a ‘wine nerd’ to have an entertaining story at the table. Burp is suitable for both the wine freak and the novice enthusiast. It not only describes the wine, but also the world of design, storytelling and branding. " The book contains 260 pages and describes 40 different wines. The makers Bas Korpel and Jur Baart call it a "punk wine book", because not only the stories are outspoken, but also the illustrations and photography. They published Burp - the other wine book themselves under the name of Fitzroy Publishing.
Book Synopsis The Twelve Burps of Christmas by : Nancy Krulik
Download or read book The Twelve Burps of Christmas written by Nancy Krulik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-11-08 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George burps his way through the holidays! In the first Super Special of Nancy Krulik's popular series, George stars in two stories! Between the class play and his old best friend's surprise visit, the Christmas celebrations are shaping up to be a season of fun! But of course the magic burps--an even dozen of them--put a crazy spin on all his plans. If only Santa could leave George a cure for burps under the tree!
Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.
Book Synopsis Three Burps and You're Out #10 by : Nancy Krulik
Download or read book Three Burps and You're Out #10 written by Nancy Krulik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George is the catcher for his school's baseball team, the Sugarman Sea Monkeys, and they are in the championships! Can George and his teammates defeat their archrivals, the Klockermeister Elementary Kangaroos? Or will the BURP steal the game?
Book Synopsis A Royal Pain in the Burp #15 by : Nancy Krulik
Download or read book A Royal Pain in the Burp #15 written by Nancy Krulik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George and his classmates are giving reports on their family trees, and their presentations will be broadcast on the local news. George is excited, but when he discovers he’s related to the king of Arfendonia—a place no one has ever heard of—he panics. What if he makes a fool of himself on live TV? And even worse, what if his burp decides to make a guest appearance? Then George will be a total royal embarrassment!
Book Synopsis Harry Hill's TV Burp Book by : Harry Hill
Download or read book Harry Hill's TV Burp Book written by Harry Hill and published by Ebury Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only with the help of Harry Hill's all newTV Burp Bookcan you finally find out what happens when... ...Ant and Dec meet up at night using the secret tunnel that connects their Chiswick homes ...Bear Grylls has to survive alone for days in a 5-star hotel and ...Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall helps the tenants of a block of flats rear their own oxen. Plus... Get rich with Alan Sugar. TV in the future. Spooky tales wid Derek Acorah. Perfect nights in with Alan Titchmarsh and Pete Doherty. 2-D You've Been Framed and Celebrities hiding behind bushes.
Book Synopsis Don't Burp in the Boardroom by : Rosalinda Oropeza Randall
Download or read book Don't Burp in the Boardroom written by Rosalinda Oropeza Randall and published by Familius. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sassy, funny, blunt, and definitely not sugar coated, Don’t Burp in the Boardroom examines etiquette in the workplace, from the warehouse to the top floor. While the outerwear may be different, the dilemmas from cubicle to corner office are the same. Rosalinda Randall delves into common predicaments like food, the break room, social media and electronics, office romances, or how to make a good impression when you’re new on the job. She also delves into the uncommonly common like catching your boss in an unfortunate position and how to avoid that one co-worker who always wants a hug. In today’s modern, fast-paced, crazy lifestyle we think we don’t have time for etiquette. We might believe that it is outdated, irrelevant, or even pretentious. But Don’t Burp in the Boardroom talks about etiquette without mentioning etiquette! How’s that possible? Because Rosalinda defines etiquette as an attitude. What’s yours like?
Book Synopsis Belches, Burps and Farts, Oh My! by : Artie Bennett
Download or read book Belches, Burps and Farts, Oh My! written by Artie Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From hoots to hics to toots, here's an exuberant companion to Bennett's hilarious books featuring body parts and processes.
Book Synopsis How Loud Can You Burp? by : Glenn Murphy
Download or read book How Loud Can You Burp? written by Glenn Murphy and published by Flash Point. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How loud can your average middle-grader burp? Parents, librarians, and innocent bystanders are about to find out. This follow-up to the equally alluring WHY IS SNOT GREEN? tackles more of life's burning questions, many submitted by real-life ten-year-olds Could we use animal poop to make electricity? What's the world's deadliest disease? Why is your mother turning green? Part silly, part serious, and a big part scatological, HOW LOUD CAN YOU BURP? is destined for greatness and grossness.
Download or read book Burps written by Grace Hansen and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The body is an incredible machine and this title introduces the gross and amazing reasons our bodies burp. Complete with cool and colorful photos, labeled when needed, and a Let's Review! section. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Jumbo is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.
Book Synopsis Slingshot and Burp by : Richard Haynes
Download or read book Slingshot and Burp written by Richard Haynes and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yippee-ki-yay! Saddle up and hit the dusty trail with the wildest bike-ridin’ kid cowboys west of the Mississippi! Slingshot and Burp—two pea-shootin’, slingshot-totin’ cowhands on two wheels—are on the lookout for action. Bleached bones? Bring ’em on! Lost outlaws? Let’s go! Hidden loot? Yee haw! Rattlesnakes! Scorpions! Ghost cats!Wait, what . . . ? Whoa! Saddled up to battle the boredom of summer, these two double cousins, best friends, and next-door neighbors have fitted themselves out like Old West cowboys to charge boldly (and sometimes bravely) into the southwestern desert that is their backyard. And sure enough, in two rattles of a snake’s tail, the boys find themselves boots-deep in adventure, dodging sisters, jail time, coyotes, and squirting skulls! Boll weevil!
Book Synopsis Borya and the Burps by : Joan McNamara
Download or read book Borya and the Burps written by Joan McNamara and published by Perspectives Press (IN). This book was released on 2005 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When baby Borya is adopted by a kind Mamma-and-Papa, he leaves his Eastern European orphanage, taking nothing familiar with him except his talent for burping.
